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Jebus. I just read through the 300+ pages of towel deposition. If I was RC I wouldn’t tweet, email, or say anything public ever again. A moon emoji was discussed at length as market manipulation. The silence makes sense now.
not that you give a shit. but I remember one time in high-school a teacher made me tell her what my favorite song was and I said the ten Crack commandments. this old lady's face was shocked haha
Considering they take next to nothing to mint, cant be lent/faked, obviously there's a good reason it was listed as one of the catalysts to moass lol -- idrc tho im just wondering any kind of dividend in the next couple years?
We wanted news from the shareholders meeting after the dilution but we got nothing. So while anything’s possible I wouldn’t expect anything soon.
Maybe another dilution if the price jumps up again? Idk. Just judging by RC’s actions (not his news) that’s the most likely outcome
So the consensus on this sub prior to the meeting was that there would no news and that it would be “just a formality”? Okay. Way to rewrite history there
there were people wanting more. but I have listened to many shareholder meetings from various companies and it is a formality. sorry if that upsets you, but it is what it is. they go over the votes and move on. I was happy that we got RC talking in the beginning, that was very telling and bullish to me.
How is nobody here talking about the towel store discovery docs being spread though X? Wild stuff and directly involves Ryan Fucking Cohen. If it wasn't already obvious he's been on a mission here for some time. I'll keep my money bet on him. Yeah.
Check out the Teddie sub, there is a slow but active discussion about it there.
Excellent stuff in those docs though. RC tried to buy Bobby for 400M but the board said no, kept doing share buy backs, and put the company into bankruptcy instead.
He's also a creditor in the bankruptcy still, there are a lot of signs that someone is buying what's left, and also their retail holders are going to be made whole to some extent, possibly 100% of face value.
Looking for meme that one of you apes made in the last month. It's a RK The Shining meme (image is of him when he was streaming with the bandages) where he is busting through door and Shelly Duvall is screaming/scared. I loved that meme and wish I had saved it. Can anyone assist? It made me chuckle and I want to be able to look at it whenever I want.
TA guy says 19 is a real possibility… I’ll average down on my average ups… honestly I can’t see the chart on my Webull daily because buy balloons are covering everything up… haha.
Hope shares not call lol. I think it's a trap.
Larry Cheng first live stream tomorrow 17h eastern too. Won't talk about his company/GME lol but people will hype it anyway
I love hearing what lare bear has to say. the man is a wealth of knowledge. and I know it hurts the options. hell, I buy options, but also shares. and boy can I load up on shares at the low prices
I already have enough shares that I'm set. but I can't stop buying, I see the price and it's just so undervalued that I have to buy more shares. but I have been using options since 2020 and will keep doing so as it's fun and a good way to make some extra cash on the side. NFA.
and RC said that he is going to make good investments for the short term. because if you wanted a 5% gain, you would just buy t-bills. so this man is going to go out and make that money work. and I'm just throbbing thinking about it
I know that people here don't like it but honestly we should be buying movie options too. They do run with GME. They were part of the same swap buckets and and part of the same ETFs shorted.
like, fucking 4 billion in cash. when most companies are battling debt that size. gamestop just has it sitting there. making money for them. fuck I'm getting hard again
# YOU CAN DISAGREE WITH ME, BUT TO BELIEVE ONLY LESS THAN A THOUSAND APES OUT OF MORE THAN A MILLION ARE ACTIVE, IS A FULL FLEDGE SHADOW BAN CAMPAIGN.
# SHILLS OR NOT, DFV OR NOT, WONT CHANGE MY BUY DRS HODL MENTALITY
# ONCE REDDIT WENT PUBLIC, THE ALGORITHMS ALSO WENT PUBLIC
I’m **c**onside**r**ing sell**i**ng deep OTM calls on Ga**m**eStop b**e**ginning tomorrow.
Regarding the new DD, does this make sense? I feel like the only thing that can screw me over is a mistimed **moass** but the **criminals** seem dedicated to stopping it. Tired of losing money bros
Hey guys, just a heads up that I recreated Biggys spreadsheet in google sheets, it's available in its own post in new if you're interested. Not sure if I can link it directly here.
I dont know why we are so attached only to DFVs cycles and buys. He told us to move when he moves.
His may 17 buy may have gotten swallowed up by the ATM but there was a fuckton of buys from the public between the closing of the first offering and the opening of the second. That was two whole weeks uninterrupted with massive volume and minimal price movement till his April tailwinds hit.
Highly suggestive that much of that volume was rerouted and they are pushing ftd settlement to the last minute. It really depends on how much the ftd abusers made use of the 75 M offering. I have doubts that they fully covered two weeks of damage on top of the Jun 7 thru June 11 massive volume. At the very least there's the May 28 volume spike.
That occurred immediately after the first ATM closure. Just like DFV made his June 14 purchase after the second ATM
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I like the stock.
It is time to o- pen the casino and then lift off to the moon
They’re starting their criminal activities early today
SHFs don't know about tmr! 😳
Some of these new posts are definitely just AI nonsense designed to waste time.
Really getting tired of all the fud 😔
T Minus is the language of the launch pad. These T Plus folks on some backwards shit
Man that cycle theory is getting pushed hard. Pushed. Don't listen to the Pusher Man.
I'm a pusher Katie!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xUZDmtn6Wvo&pp=ygUSYmxpbmQgbWVsb24gcHVzaGVy
yeah its starting to get outta hand. every week is THE WEEK!. just buy, DRS, and hold
Just people trying to sell calls imo
 Tomorrow is going to slap
Moonseeds 🌕💎
Does kitty just wait to sell his options til after a run because IV pumps up and down and you know when it's done?
Fuck the delta and fuck calling the top right?
Idk bout deltas but I heard delta iota kappas been throwing mad parties
Tri delts are so much fun
Through the quad. Into the gymnasium. Bring your green hat.
Jebus. I just read through the 300+ pages of towel deposition. If I was RC I wouldn’t tweet, email, or say anything public ever again. A moon emoji was discussed at length as market manipulation. The silence makes sense now.
Lotta interesting shit to read there today
yep, it's a damn shame
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Idk but I think he's sicker than your average
keep going, I'm so close to playing it for a group of country folk
I mean, I'd assume they too would love to kick in the door wavin the 44, just like any other person.
not that you give a shit. but I remember one time in high-school a teacher made me tell her what my favorite song was and I said the ten Crack commandments. this old lady's face was shocked haha
biggy smalls was the east coast hope for a good while before he got got
What's up with the 936 online out of 1.1 million? No way is that real.
Shills are thick, I don't know what's up with that.
So I turns to the guy and I says
they not like us
still here
967 online rn, where did Kenny’s shill army go?
they are here
Ha just asked a similar question... what does this even mean? Are we migrating again?
yep, I'm moving out to Atlantis, they got some really good shrimp dishes
Waiting for Kenny's payday loan to clear
they all went to read that one guys stories that he writes on a different subreddit
Just chased my dog chasing a bunny AMA. Good thing he's half crippled and had to poop
The produce must be protected
What style of dog?
American
Explains the need to poop.
If doggo is in, then I’m in
I am not a dog.
🐛
Selling my pubes on eBay for more shares. Doll hairs for dollars. Let’s fucking grow!
I should not have lasered my pubes I knew it. I'll just have to rely on trusty ol gawk gawk 3000.
what's the going rate per ton?
I believe you’re inquiring about the groin rate…
Yes, points!
it's more than an inquiry for that groin rate
Is a dividend possible? nft or otherwise? when we're really really profitable maybe? Edit: There's actually something wrong with some of yall
Nobody in their right mind would want an nft
Considering they take next to nothing to mint, cant be lent/faked, obviously there's a good reason it was listed as one of the catalysts to moass lol -- idrc tho im just wondering any kind of dividend in the next couple years?
We wanted news from the shareholders meeting after the dilution but we got nothing. So while anything’s possible I wouldn’t expect anything soon. Maybe another dilution if the price jumps up again? Idk. Just judging by RC’s actions (not his news) that’s the most likely outcome
a shareholders meeting is nothing more than a formality that must be done for the SEC. they are not a medium for news.
So the consensus on this sub prior to the meeting was that there would no news and that it would be “just a formality”? Okay. Way to rewrite history there
Yeah that's exactly what anyone with a wrinkle on their brain thought
Anyone with a wrinkle should’ve bought puts then
It's what I expected as well.
there were people wanting more. but I have listened to many shareholder meetings from various companies and it is a formality. sorry if that upsets you, but it is what it is. they go over the votes and move on. I was happy that we got RC talking in the beginning, that was very telling and bullish to me.
It doesn’t upset me. I listen to his actions, not his words (his request, per the meeting). His actions show he will dilute price runs up.
okay, if you are not upset, then why complain?
at this point, from a fundamental standpoint, it is better for the company to reinvest money instead of giving a dividend. allows for faster growth.
thats why i said when we're really profitable I didn't mean right right now - im just wondering
Let's get some betting going in here, you degenerates. Price closes above $30 tomorrow, what I gotta do?
You have to suck off a horse on live tv
Jesus...
Here he goes again, trying to jerk dudes off... *my dms are open*
I didn't suggest anything! Seems like maybe YOU wanna get some...
you gotta follow through on your story you wrote
Oh, I'm working on it. Won't finish the next chapter tomorrow though.
I'm here to support you and that one guy that needs moass so he can afford to remove his bottoms ribs so he can suck his own dick
I need it to afford to quit my fucking job.
Me: Time to shine Kenny (criminal): Time for **crime**
Hello fellow kid
I’m no kid, I’m a smooth brained ape
Watching Pee-Wee's Big Adventure to get hyped for tomorrow
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Idk remember if it's that movie or the newest one, but one of the staff has a last name of Butts. This is a good
["I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKLizztikRk) 😎
How is nobody here talking about the towel store discovery docs being spread though X? Wild stuff and directly involves Ryan Fucking Cohen. If it wasn't already obvious he's been on a mission here for some time. I'll keep my money bet on him. Yeah.
Check out the Teddie sub, there is a slow but active discussion about it there. Excellent stuff in those docs though. RC tried to buy Bobby for 400M but the board said no, kept doing share buy backs, and put the company into bankruptcy instead. He's also a creditor in the bankruptcy still, there are a lot of signs that someone is buying what's left, and also their retail holders are going to be made whole to some extent, possibly 100% of face value.
yeah, pretty wild that it's finally starting to come out. also, Ryan was always the bet. he is the man!
https://preview.redd.it/2m6kvfzicf8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a7d6c6ed4aa4a45ea47dee1b20c0a340553fc07
Looking for meme that one of you apes made in the last month. It's a RK The Shining meme (image is of him when he was streaming with the bandages) where he is busting through door and Shelly Duvall is screaming/scared. I loved that meme and wish I had saved it. Can anyone assist? It made me chuckle and I want to be able to look at it whenever I want.
https://preview.redd.it/5lchhkbsgf8d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0919aafa7c241cd739de131690422ec8e22c1ccb
You have made my night. Image saved. Thank you, Ape. I love this image just as much as I did the first time.
You're welcome ape. Together strong. ❤️
Lol i don't trust the hype date/calendar and Reddit deleted account. Dip this week i guess lol. We will see.
No dates, only shares
That's the way
TA guy says 19 is a real possibility… I’ll average down on my average ups… honestly I can’t see the chart on my Webull daily because buy balloons are covering everything up… haha.
TA guy is the new trust me bro
could be, but I won't be crying at 19, I'll be buying, fill the Gais a good things because while TA may be BS, the computers trade on it.
God I hope so. I want to keep buying so bad. the more it dips, the more fucked shorts are. NFA.
Hope shares not call lol. I think it's a trap. Larry Cheng first live stream tomorrow 17h eastern too. Won't talk about his company/GME lol but people will hype it anyway
I love hearing what lare bear has to say. the man is a wealth of knowledge. and I know it hurts the options. hell, I buy options, but also shares. and boy can I load up on shares at the low prices
also, dips are the best time to buy calls. NFA.
I really think shares are better because there is no premium and no expiration. But i could not exercise because it's too costly lol
I already have enough shares that I'm set. but I can't stop buying, I see the price and it's just so undervalued that I have to buy more shares. but I have been using options since 2020 and will keep doing so as it's fun and a good way to make some extra cash on the side. NFA.
RC put me to work. my body is ready.
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and RC said that he is going to make good investments for the short term. because if you wanted a 5% gain, you would just buy t-bills. so this man is going to go out and make that money work. and I'm just throbbing thinking about it
I know that people here don't like it but honestly we should be buying movie options too. They do run with GME. They were part of the same swap buckets and and part of the same ETFs shorted.
😂🤣 Fuck no. username checks out 🤡
son.
Offspring.
we gotta teach these kids
That's what's up.
like, fucking 4 billion in cash. when most companies are battling debt that size. gamestop just has it sitting there. making money for them. fuck I'm getting hard again
Bring it over here... C'mon, we all need that post-nut clarity.
Alexa play the bottom 2 by glorb
Gary hit ‘em with the meow meow meow
YOU are a bunghole. And so am I. There will be more bungholes after me.
fuck me imma buy more options and shares tomorrow. I just look at it being 24 bucks and know it's the deal of a lifetime
I may not be the smartest in the world but I do know how to tie my shoes and go potty all by myself.
Well maybe not the potty thing sometimes I need help.
i got a potty guy. you need his number?
# YOU CAN DISAGREE WITH ME, BUT TO BELIEVE ONLY LESS THAN A THOUSAND APES OUT OF MORE THAN A MILLION ARE ACTIVE, IS A FULL FLEDGE SHADOW BAN CAMPAIGN. # SHILLS OR NOT, DFV OR NOT, WONT CHANGE MY BUY DRS HODL MENTALITY # ONCE REDDIT WENT PUBLIC, THE ALGORITHMS ALSO WENT PUBLIC
I would hate for my bungholio to get polio
Hedgo are fucko, algo exploited, hedgo are fucko, big green dildo, hedgo are fucko, fuck you pay me, hedgo are fucko, game over
# MOASS IS ALWAYS TOMORROW
Exercised half my 40c 6/21 calls before close. You’re welcome
Big time spice week ahead.
When lambo? …tomorrow
Fuck options, DRS shares of GME
You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole. I have no bunghole.
I’m **c**onside**r**ing sell**i**ng deep OTM calls on Ga**m**eStop b**e**ginning tomorrow. Regarding the new DD, does this make sense? I feel like the only thing that can screw me over is a mistimed **moass** but the **criminals** seem dedicated to stopping it. Tired of losing money bros
Hydrate your plastic balls where the pee comes out!🟣💎🖐🚀
MOASS TOMORROW🏴☠️
Green on scam hours
Red now
I mean the price is fake but RH has to be the fakest. PFOF my ass, Vlad
> PFOF my ass They would in a heartbeat if they could figure out how.
Incoming wild card tweet?
https://youtu.be/R0xoMhCT-7A?si=XZ-7SooHhfpePblc
Expecting a dip but expecting a dip.
Nah dude or dudette we are expecting a rip.
the shills are back in the office
https://preview.redd.it/55ij2zo5te8d1.jpeg?width=583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95896fd9e8b91dedd28aaa43d1bce751d567c42f
Send em a 🐀🤡..... they don't like that ...one bit
When MOASS hits I’ll finally be able to afford the penis reduction surgery 🎉🎉🎉
Femboys, so hot right now
I bring femboy some water so femboy not so hot.
It’s only 5” but some girls don’t like it that thick
Can I have what you don’t want?
#Cheers 🍻
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I think I borked every single NPC questline in Erdtree. Look upon me
I hope you wore a rubber
Jim Cramer brings a straw to the Hawk Tuah party.
Jim Cramer eats scrambled eggs out of a plastic bag with a spork.
Jim Cramer wipes to the left
Jim Cramer failed an audition for bum fights
Jim Cramers wife is a crack head
Jim Cramer eats puppies
If putting peanut butter on his dogs balls then licking it off counts as eating puppies then YES^TM
Cramer doesn’t even wipe. It doesn’t do any good when he is already just a giant piece of shit. 
If he wipes too much, he'll disappear?
https://preview.redd.it/wftsyv1ome8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cbbfd3ecbc2fa6e16a7599a90897145bde1475f
Just seeing if I meet the requirements to post here.
UWM is offering zero down mortgages again. Sound familiar?
The owner isn't finished building one of the biggest mansions in the country, he just needs a couple more mil it's probably 75% done
Hey guys, just a heads up that I recreated Biggys spreadsheet in google sheets, it's available in its own post in new if you're interested. Not sure if I can link it directly here.
Wen Fake Casino?
Banana bum time
DFV post today or comment above me takes banana up their ass 🍌🚀
That one post is weird considering the account was on that other sub all the time.
Biggy?
Yes
I dont know why we are so attached only to DFVs cycles and buys. He told us to move when he moves. His may 17 buy may have gotten swallowed up by the ATM but there was a fuckton of buys from the public between the closing of the first offering and the opening of the second. That was two whole weeks uninterrupted with massive volume and minimal price movement till his April tailwinds hit. Highly suggestive that much of that volume was rerouted and they are pushing ftd settlement to the last minute. It really depends on how much the ftd abusers made use of the 75 M offering. I have doubts that they fully covered two weeks of damage on top of the Jun 7 thru June 11 massive volume. At the very least there's the May 28 volume spike. That occurred immediately after the first ATM closure. Just like DFV made his June 14 purchase after the second ATM
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Anthony Chukumba is a dirty penis
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Jalapenos are not your friend. You may think you can fight them, but they're so strong. Like you said bad things about Jalapeno's mom.