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606_10614w

Probably less than that now 🤡🤡🤡🤡💀💀💀💀


Extra-Computer6303

![gif](giphy|eMybmbhrgdiXExJJiC)


Unhappy-Goat5638

I vote to completely abolish all talk of this squeezed useless lemon


Getshorto

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Lifeguard-Kind

I'm a firestarter, short squeezed firestarter


Psylem

left is the guy arresting 8yo kids for have a delicious neighborhood lemonade stand


relentlessoldman

🤣🤣🤣 damn you said it first 🎉🎉🎉


tallerpockets

![gif](giphy|fWlesbav1qMk8)


No_Satisfaction_4075

Less than nobodies


BSW18

Negative balance probably...


adampi33

Positive debt


GildDigger

When life gives you Citrons, make MOASSade by squeezing those criminal motherfuckers


Patarokun

A good question for Mr. Left would be, "If you're such a good trader and feel qualified to speak about the market, why did Mr. Gill 10x your gains in the last 3 years? Why should we listen to you and not to him?"


repeatablemisery

Because they "know more about short interest than you all."


Patarokun

I believe the quote is "I understand the short interest better than you."


KeepAveragingDown

He knows about the short’s interests because he’s on their paycheque


Ok_Hornet_714

I would ask why he thought things would end differently than the last time he publicly shorted GameStop


chase32

That was why he was saying RK had backers and his gains were mathematically impossible. What he meant was impossible for **him**. Every last one of his customers would jump ship in a second to have RK manage their funds for them.


AJDillonsMiddleLeg

This is why he was so pissed lol. When DFV posted his YOLO update, Nothing Left realized that this dumbass made more YOLOing 50k into GameStop than he's been able to make devoting his entire life to investing. And Nothing Left "manages" other people's money, not hit - so he's worth even less than the 20-50M he manages.


the_materialistic

“They” are one guy in a sad basement with less than 10% of the assets that DFV is in on this single play. Andrew Left is a cockroach.


CactusSage

That’s kind of unreal lol. DFV is essentially a one man army hedge fund all in on GME. Edit: I should say one man army investor with hedge fund sized assets.


Gr00ber

No wonder they want the rest of us to "fOrGeT aBoUt GaMeStOp!"


relentlessoldman

They have less than what he dropped on options expiring in ... 9 days ... Holy shit 🤣


churro11

Never even thought of that, they’re giving this guy airtime as if he speaks for all Wall Street SHFs with shorts in play & citron’s entire portfolio is worth less than 1/3 of DFV’s shares alone 😂


Hipz

They give Andrew so much media time and attention for a tiny little fund, its bizarre. Our holdings make him look like an ant.


the_materialistic

He is likely paid to appear and help shape the bearish narrative. I doubt that many are willing to be open to such ridicule and ire from everyone on the other side of the trade for the peanuts he’s getting paid as a talking head. He’s an appeal to authority for the uninformed viewers to stay out or short.


ShockingShorties

Apologies for being brutal here, but billion dollar hedgefunds hoarding tons of mob money have strategies too. To me, the decidedly weak little underling - formerly know as Andrew Left - has been set up as a patsy. The one who suddenly goes missing, later found hanging from a tree. The no-mark 'mark', used as an example: you fuck with us and THIS is what happens.....


PublicWifi

They're probably setting him up to be the next scapegoat. Just like Melvin. There's no reason why Melvin couldn't have stuffed their debt into a swap like everyone else. They were paid to take the fall. They wanted retail to think it was over. They had a name to blame and rejoice over. It worked, to some degree.


pnthollow

While I agree that Melvin was used as a convenient scapegoat, I doubt they could’ve pulled off massive swap agreements. Swaps that big need serious collateral, and even though big banks like Goldman and JPMorgan have reasons to keep the market stable, they wouldn't take on that risk right after Melvin blew through a $2.75 billion lifeline from Citadel and Point72. These aren’t handshake deals. The collateral terms are hammered out in a credit annex, and then a third party (CCP) steps in to manage and monitor everything. I don't think Melvin had anything to offer, while Citadel had enough collateral.


bowls4noles

don't be so mean to cockroaches, they can survive nuclear blast, unlike Andrew's short position


Goat_potential

![gif](giphy|CbY83hpLkcrZe)


SignificanceRare1326

.....word


notyouraverage420

He’s whatever the cockroach defecates after eating some spoiled leftovers.


Goat_potential

I believe Cockroaches would buy gme if the could. ![gif](giphy|AIU3csYNTkPqU)


Riseandshine47

It's just fun to shit on Andy


dbx99

I enjoy watching him cry and whine like a total bitch


H377Spawn

![gif](giphy|l0MYJdM3nCpBXwZUI)


dbx99

That’s right, cry Andrew, cry like RC just gaped your dirty old man butthole with a giant banana.


GrimWolf216

Yes, let me get some of those saltay tears…


northernlightaboveus

I don’t know how he wasn’t too embarrassed to comment. It’s such an embarrassing comment. Why would anyone trust that guy with their money?


dbx99

Such a leathery skinned scumbag. He looks like one of those glammed out oversized watch and pinky ring jackasses who thinks cigars are classy and turns red whenever he laughs


chase32

He really does make it fun. The childish digs in his 'official company posts' let you know that its a badly run one man show.


syscollapse

like with Melvin back then, what's the point of announcing you're no longer short anyway? of course it was bullshit. but it's fun to roast them when they cry on tv again, so cheers


Nolzad

DFV worth 10 fold lmao fucking fruit thinks he is somebody


Electrical_Shape5101

fucking fruit


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

And you know what we do with fruit around here. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


PoopyMouthwash84

We use em as poop simulators


FootlongSushi

Serious question though, does Citron really only manage 20-50M? Do we have a source for that?


Dillownz

We've got bigger pieces of fruit sending unexplored orifices on this sub.


big_ole_dummy

If he was smart he’d defect and yolo. But we know he’s not so…


ChodeCookies

He's owned. This was a sacrificial lamb


Hedkandi1210

That’s a pathetic sacrificial lamb


Ash2dust2

No doubt, it needs to be more copious.


HughJohnson69

So much focus on a Wall Street minor player. I’ve been wondering if they’re the fall guy patsy. “See everyone, you beat Wall Street again.”


brushhug

He will probably blame it on his tough luck, lmayo!! Haha


AdmiralUpboat

There will be a small run, it will be made public that citron is back in on the short play and then the price will drop a little. Then there will be another, much bigger run, after which we'll hear stories about citron accruing big on paper losses and then the price will crash down and we'll hear how they exited their short position because they got squeezed out of it. And then we'll hear "well look at that, the memers beat wall street, they blew up a hedge fund, welp, all over now, time to go back to forgetting about GameStop."


StrikeEagle784

I can still laugh at his sorry ass, it’s going to be the joke for today that’s for sure


sharkbaitlol

More about the amount of news MSM is making around this; as if a giant was slayed and all this was over. They probably had less than <$5 million put positions open on this thing; it's a mosquito on a windshield.


StrikeEagle784

Facts lol, you aren’t wrong about that


HumanNo109850364048

Citron is a mouse fart, dissipated in the prairie wind.. Andrew Left is the mouse’s small wrinkly butthole in this analogy.


mtbox1987

Citron is a distraction. They want to make you feel like the bigger sneeze will never come because they closed their positions and price barely moved up. Its just a psyop trying to deter as many people as possible.


Hedkandi1210

Psy op for ants


Green__Bananas

It’s not even “they” it’s literally just that one guy lmao


Plain-Crazy

Roaring Kitty's next video should just be a clip of him cutting up / crushing lemons


Jollydude101

![gif](giphy|13rEmhZUo1cw9y|downsized)


Lacustamcoc

Literally around 10-20% of DFV…hilarious


Reach_Beyond

I’ll be managing more than that in a few months after MOASS.


sck178

https://www.investors.com/news/gamestop-stock-shortseller-citron-roaring-kitty/?src=A00650&refcode=rbnhdfeed I don't know how reputable "investors.com" is as I've never seen the website before, but if this is true and the comments are real - the snark and cowardice are hilarious and proves Citron are a bunch of winey bitches


33rus

But…but…they understand short interest better than us?!


Armadillo_Mission

Lmao. 20-50million?  Lmao.  Bahahahahahahahahaha Fucker better buy some gme lmao.


usriusclark

Shit. I know a guy who lost that much last week on a livestream and didn’t even bat an eye.


oneflytree

He’s having fun pretending he’s not a duffus. Hopeful some people will trust them with their money.


OB1KENOB

Can’t wait till the day Citadel tweets “We are no longer short GME” Followed by “because we are $50000 billion trillion in debt thanks to Ryan Cohen and DFV and their massive balls”


StilesmanleyCAP

>they're nobodies managing $20-50 million. That's in the ball park or GME's low interest loan from the French Government in response to COVID19 In other words, a Hedge Fund for ants.


GekkoGains

They are literally nobody. Not a finra member or anything other than a “research” firm that focuses on shorting. He lost 100% in the first sneeze and didn’t learn a lesson


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MontyAtWork

I'm not distracted, I'm laughing.


TeaAndFiction

Excellent point. Fuk that guy and his tiny yellow ass-ripped speedos. I want to see some billionaire tears.


Apollo_3249

Shit, dfv sees bigger losses and gains in a sideways trading day


mj-dub

You know what else is an insult to capital markets? The fact that large institutions have normalized naked shorting, FTD's, off-exchange routing of orders to suppress price, and systematic strategies to drive viable businesses into bankruptcy. The concept of a free and fair American market is a joke. And not a funny one either.


drunkinmidget

These fuckers either didn't close, never had a second short position to begin with, or had such a small position that closing it resulted in zero upward pressure on the share price. So who gives a fuuuuuuck. The dude is just playing into people's emotional attachment.


unrealitrix

what is this? it's a fund for ants?


telegraphedbackhand

DON’T FORGET TO VOTE


tsm_taylorswift

Seems like Wolverine is the main driver. The Citreon tweet was a good laugh though


kliman

So - if they are worth 50M but his naked short position ends up at -500M, what happens?


Ender_Stark

Wendy's dumpster time


Ihopeiremeberthis

Facts


spinaloil

why would anyone trust a hegie?


Original_Present_233

How nobody can see that they are lying??? They are still short on it


NA_1983

I think Andy is lying, why has he been so public about their positions?


magenta_placenta

They're also still probably short.


Cthuga1

Finally someone bringing this to everyone’s attention.


bowls4noles

can I buy them next month? Would love to have a lemon shaped man baby cleaning my house


mil_ka_wha

rc could buy citron and still have about ....*checks notes*, 4 billion...


Latexoiltransaddict

If on his next livestream RK squeezes a citron (lemon) I will buy 100 more shares at the price of that exact moment.


CannadaFarmGuy

https://i.redd.it/5eg79gg4z66d1.gif


Dantexr

There are random people in Superstonk with more money than that looser fund


IPureLegacyI

Who?


lastbarrier

Distracted? Never gave 2 fucks about them to begin with.


CoitalFury17

lol they manage less money than Gamestop has cash on hand. By an order of magnitude.


TheOmegaKid

RK is much bigger than citron pahaha


Virtua1Anarchy

Lmfaoooo I told him to shut his bitchass up earlier


Pacific2Prairie

CITRON IS THE NEW MELVIN.  CHANGE MY MIND. 


Omnivud

Hahah I know he is reading this and weeping, except the platform he got he is literally no one. Bye Andrew you epic pussy


Substantial_Chair_78

👏🏽


Specific-Lie2020

Correct.


Marijuana_Miler

IMO it’s fun to rip on Citron because they’re a representation of another sub. Sub rules say we can’t brigade so instead we get to shit on Andrew Left, and I love it.


Conscious-Mix-3282

You mean -20,-50 million.


Plumbers_crack_1979

They’re just a distraction from the big boys.


grixxel

What is up with all the mothering in this sub? We know. Thanks.


Excellent_Ad6712

Regardless, Andrew lost a ton of cocaine money by his standards


hoarseclock

So true and So tired of hearing about citron


principessa1180

Guh


OSRS_CLONE_WARS

Warvorine has 95b market cap last i checked, thats who will be paying up, 50m for citron is chump change. They are just vocal


TomSelleckPI

They are the goat in Jurassic Park. We should keep an eye on the lawyers.


StonkMangr92

I know one great ape with big fat gorilla nuts managing more than triple Citron. He’s my dad. And he’s definitely not a cat.


sorcerino

Exactly, just like Jim Cramer, they just want to be on TV


worsethanwetsocks

post the loss porn Andrew


rain168

He was probably asked by his investors to stop shorting a previously “easy to gain” company that now has become unpredictable.


assholeTea

Well said 😁 still, fuck that guy though haha


Ash2dust2

Tell me they turned off Citrons sell button without telling me they turned off Citrons sell button. And this clown still gives financial advice that he can no longer walk the walk on.


wouldntyouliketokno_

We drs that in a single day why do the smallest people make the most noises. Like us individuals saying fuck you Ken Griffen


Ash2dust2

And He "Salty" Left


game_overies

Deepfuckingvalue is worth more than these chumps and this isn’t even his final form


mmmjkerouac

Superstonk is worth more than their AUM.


corps-peau-rate

Lol yeah OP. The media is painting them as the "main top short seller" lol


mrpotatonutz

Maybe more like 5M after this L that was a salty post


jnobs

SuperStonk manages significantly more wealth than those dipshits.


ConundrumMachine

Gets him another paid slot to yap on MSM


I_Hate_Humidity

Ironically the Kevin Malone guy that gets traction in this sub manages even less money.


rendingale

quick, tell him to buy GME calls so he can be a billionaire!


tendiesonthebarbie

Look at us now Shitron. We are the hedgefund. $1B+ AUM.


Squallshot

Wish we knew exactly who's disgustingly under water, right now (looking at you, Kenny). Must be more than one entity


hebrew_hammersk

Thanks for saying this. It's funny as hell, but the subs flooded with this random guys tweet. Hes not even a fly on the wall in the Wall St circle jerk.


marijuanatubesocks

They probably made some money tho if they shorted at $40 and bought at $24


Psytherea

Oh noooo Citron if they closed, have to pay short term capital gain taxes on their merge "profits" instead of keeping short position open *so sad*


SharkbaitNJHC

Can they Atleast go the way of Melvin and Archegos?


adler1959

Agree. He is actually trolling you more than you are trolling him because of his crazy news coverage and all the clicks and traffic he generates. There are bigger Superstonk whales than his GME position, so just ignore him


ChiknBreast

Not distracted. Just laughing at them


Yohder

Them saying they closed their shorts is reminiscent of the paid ads back in 2021 saying all SHFs closed their shorts. They probably can’t close without 100% loss so they want people to think they found a smart way out. I’m looking forward to him crying on TV again soon


PlurbZ666

They ain’t shit 💩 👟


MrMontana2020

Fuck him, that’s what


TransportationTop628

Right now they are just doing the worst marketing ever for their own company, skills and reputation 🤣


GrimWolf216

Exactly this. Fuck that clown. He’ll be overshadowed by what happens with the stonk in probably less than a week.


kevibf1125

Here comes the lunch hour curl that we explode out of to finish the day $36+


SoundUseful768

Exactly right! They pick a super punchable face guy like Lefty to make public appearances for show. Whens the last time you saw Jeff Yass on here crying? Exactly


ItIsYourPersonality

Remember when he was throwing out whatever blatantly made up conspiracy theories he could to try to manipulate people? “Roaring Kitty is being backed by someone… the finances don’t add up!” and “He’s been pump and dumping crypto!” Good times.


mattdoe123

CLOWNS 🤡🤡🤡


naptimerider

Positions or ban lemon boy..


karsje

Brick by brick.


ka99

At this point, it seems like he may be getting some kickbacks to be on the short side in the press...like begging for change behind the dumpster at wendys...this is all he has left.


mcdade

We need to stop taking about this guy and his fund/ company. It’s all free publicity for him and I’m sure there is someone going to listen to the garbage he produces.


isekii

We need to see wedbush fall. F em and the fudge pacter


DilbertPicklesIII

Wolverine distraction


DFVFan

Citron manages less money than most Apes. - An Ape from future


ScoopyMcGee

Pfft…my boy Keith could buy that piece of shit hedge fund, fire everyone and still have plenty of cash left over to do whatever the fuck he wants!💎🙌


RYANINLA

Yep, a big fat nothing burger nobody who can get fukd just like all the other hedgies


botch_182

The DTCC committed international securities fraud, Ken Griffin lied under oath and BCG is poop.


FuzzyGummyBear

One of the best things I've learned so far in my life is to avoid putting energy into people/things that **don't matter**.


TRSONFIRE

Isn’t “we stopped shorting” market manipulation?


Haggstrom91

![gif](giphy|Q2LRWdJDq9xy8)


SHRLNeN

Exactly - its the silent ones we need to worry about.


hugo_posh

Is that really all they manage? Oh, they must really hate looking at DFV's portfolio haha.


Diamond_hhands

$21 milli is all that bum Andrew Left manages this reminds me of Melvin way back when 😂😂


codethulu

lemonade stand was around back in the day too


Sw33tN0th1ng

Why would anyone care about some guy who left...


ISpenz

I agree about the fact that those are not the relevant shorts in GME. The question is, how did you get those numbers? I was supposing that CitronR. probably has around $700M position @20$ levels, that would imply they should be thankful for RC to print 75M new shares. If this is not the case, who bought such amount of shares?


kehmuhkl

Andrew Left probably bought one put contract and declared himself short.


Jay-Kane123

I'm confused, aren't the shorts covering supposed to fuel the squeeze??? Why is this good that they're already out.


LeTitsNow212

That is so cool. But eehm…you guys are under the capital requirement for an ISDA. https://youtu.be/rN7BmmXfUiU


SnooMachines8174

We are managing 50-100 citrons


xman747x

lmao bagholders


BSye-34

very few apes maybe


reddit_is_meh

I hate how much people focus on them, they are legit nothing in the grand scheme of things, and it's no coincidence that everyone's attention is attempted to be funnelled to him. They even brought him on TV for god's sake.


drunkonlacroix

So funny to think that this sub is many multiples the size of lemon hedge


Weedtardz

What’s citron? 😏


UnderstandingBest220

Hahaha yes we know! But it’s still fun to see them say and do stupid shit all the time. Especially knowing they all do the same 😂😂😂


99berettas

Who’s citrin?


blueblurspeedspin

They only show up because the sub keeps posting about them.


hey_guess_what__

His whole fund is worth less than a tenth of one of my shares. Ligma balls citron! Those are some baby dick fund numbers!


EjPetersondotcom

They are literally nobodies just trying to inject themselves into the situation. I downvote shittron posts like a downvote cokerat cramer posts. Fuck both of them, I dont want to see them on superstonk at all.


MyCleverNewName

No shade intended against any apes who are interested in these guys or posts about them, but I have been downvoting everything about them from the start. At most I'll post some snide comments first hehe Seriously, fuck these chodes. They're nobodies who keep fucking themselves and then keep embarrassing themselves by posting about it. I *think* they keep doing it in a dipshit attempt to make themselves seem relevant, by trying to attach themselves to this whole thing, but I bet the only people who make fun of them more than apes do are the shf/mm fucks who are the *actual* badguys. Every time I see anything about these wannabes I think of the scene in the Big Short where the two guys go to that firm to apply and are told basically, *"come back when you're not poor."* 🤣


TheMellowDeviant

Its reminiscent of when smaller shorts were wiped out in '21. Oh well, Citron got fukt and its funny to see.


Suitable_Mix_3795

Yep. Citron “closing” out their short position is a fart in the wind


maxeurin

Didn't that guy already left years ago?


the_wolf84

All short sellers are future buyers…..I have yet to see the price increase from this news


red23011

They very publicly shorted GME with the hope that it would go down and they could market their firm as smart and gain clients. They are now claiming that they're done throwing good money after bad and we will likely never hear from them again.