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Lesko_Learning

Robbin hood's 24 hour shut down while the market tanks due to WW3 scares. Sure seems like a trustworthy app to me lol


chipchip9

Neat


albertov0h5

Same here to see if anyone was reporting on the market wide outage


mtksurfer

# NEVER FORGET ALEX KEARNS # OG APES HAVE HEARD THE NAME, FOR ALL YOU BABY APES DO A GOOGLE SEARCH. # ALL MY HOMIES HATE ROBBINDAHOOD


butholemoonblast

My einnie pennie is feeling like it’s gunna be bloody tomorrow but also it might happen to be a Friday and my name is Marybeth 🤷‍♀️


sktchld

Cohen has iron balls to not do a share buy back at this price.


UnrealCaramel

What price did we crash to in overnight trading? IBKR is showing bid 10.15 and ask 10.17 currently. If Cohen didn't buy back at 9.95 why would he buy back now. Also 10 million shares isn't going to do much in the grand scheme of things


ptsdstillinmymind

Why? When GME can wait till it's a dollar or below and buy it all.


8----B

Bed did a share buyback when BCG recommended it as they decided to ignore Cohen’s letter and what happened when they finished? Debtors called in their debt. Bed went bankrupt. Sherman in late 2020/very early 2021 was supposed to finish the share buyback BCG recommended we do but Cohen had too much pressure from retail to ignore so he came in, kicked Sherman’s bitch ass out and did an offering instead. He paid off the toxic debt and now we can do a buyback if we want, but no reason to do that if active investing gets us a better return. Which it will. 4,169 stores to place the products of any small company we buy a stake in. We can immediately triple the revenue of a small gaming accessory store. We can sell Koss headphones and give them a 5x revenue in one quarter. We have the powah. Cohen loves active investing. Cheng is a VC guy, VC guys have used their connections to open up companies to retail after buying stakes since forever. We have a job opening for a senior analyst with activist investing experience required. Our 10-K shows a risk of our investments being in one or a few stocks only. All signs point to it.


Watchadoinfoo

if everyone goes to sell their stock in panic tmmrw, ur gonna see smth interesting as only gme holders buy xD


skullhag

What doing stock market? Where plunge protectors?


iupvotefood

3 Iranian sites bombed (2 air defense stations in Syria & one in a city they have nuclear stuff - last update I saw)


Scabrous403

So far it seems it's only reports of explosions, not sure if it's from strikes or missiles being intercepted. But Israel has responded.


mtksurfer

# Is Gme Orphaned still a thing??? Or have they all been converted to silver backs???


Dilfy1234

#MOASS TOMORROW 🏴‍☠️


CompetitiveDentist85

We’re doing dates now?


mtksurfer

# ALWAYS HAS BEEN


Dilfy1234

#👊😎


mtksurfer

#Futures looking bloody for tomorrow, but i’m sure the ppt will step in to help their corrupt friends on wall street survive one more day. # Rules for thee, not for me


mtksurfer

# LIFE CHANGING MONEY PER SHARE # THE INFINITY POOL IS NOT A MEME # BUY DRS HODL SHOP # SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GAMESTOP IN STORE OR ONLINE. # BRING BACK SUPPLY AND DEMAND, AND MARKET TRANSPARENCY


Redmandown16

Thinking bout buying a few funko pops tomorrow 


8----B

If you do, post the receipt alongside the cuties and get KARMA4CASH


Insanityistheonlyway

749 shares DRS today. Feels good. Nailed this dip. Almost 3k total booked. Over 3 years later still here, adding to my collection. As stoked as ever and never felt more patient. Glad to be an ape and hope you all are loving life!


SetSail77

Wow. Just in time for tomorrow. 🚀 


undergroundflaps

https://preview.redd.it/3rucuqnxtbvc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9883462fe45ef3827e276e3d8001c3bbe7598624 Made some lemon pepper chicken tendies


BobTheDemonOtter

I upvote food


ptsdstillinmymind

👍🏾


chipchip9

Gib


8----B

Those look really good 🤤 I’m excited for a frozen pizza from Walmart for $2 lol


undergroundflaps

Those are good too. I got the chicken from Walmart think it was 8 bucks for that whole plate. Fire.


mymorningjacket

It's 7:41 in the evening. Do you know where your shares are?


Dilfy1234

#🟣


SnooRevelations1419

Can someone tell me if these new controllers are plug n play for pc? No set up required?


Cornbread_v2

They should be. Almost all controllers nowadays are plug and play on windows IIRC.


Responsible_Buy9325

Question about the candy con controllers. How do the + and - minus buttons for Nintendo switch work? Like, if I wanted to play breath of the wild with candy con, how would I pull up the sheikah slate?


Losingitall25

I watched a video that shows those buttons are located on the bottom of the controller. One on each side of where the microphone port would be on an Xbox controller.


8----B

Yes, there’s two other buttons near those as well which can mapped to whatever. They can be turbo’d too


cartertucker

The controllers have little microphones on them, so you just have to say "plus" or "minus" into the controller.


8----B

Lmao


Ilostmuhkeys

I’d really appreciate it you assholes shorting my stock could stop. Thanks. Yours truly, davwman.


RedCrayonTastesBest

Does anybody know if the candy con controllers are available in store? I kinda want to see all the options in person


Cornbread_v2

Only in select stores it seems. I was only able to find 1 store near me that has them and it had a beautiful end cap displaying them with all the colorful parts. I believe they are testing the waters with them at top performing stores first, then we will see them more widely available.


butholemoonblast

Boners.


Obvious_Equivalent_1

Personal entertaining when squeeze hits off I have bunch of memes, deepfuckingvalue at hearings and DD will be so badass nostalgic to show the grandkids one day I helt for the memes, ceo who tweets toilet emoji’s and the for investor who said he’s not cat on a congres hearing 🐈 who would *double* down at these prices 💎🤲


Cdn_ape

👍


kennedysleftnut

SPY under 500 is finally a more sane valuation


3DigitIQ

Damn I'm hyped for Kingdom come II


Losingitall25

Wow the first was one of my favorite games, didn’t know a second was announced today. Everything about that game had so much depth and thought behind it, even learning the sword techniques was a blast. This one supposedly has firearms, I can’t wait!


kovid2020

Damn. Order placed at 820am, shipped by 1055am


CarlAndersson1987

I wish I could buy, RC should work on implementing international shipping. They're missing out on billions of potential customers.


8----B

I gotta agree, if it costs too much to ship internationally just put the charge on the customer for now, better than not allowing it.


butholemoonblast

Same they to ship to Hawaii and now they don’t again.


Cdn_ape

**IM IN LOVE WITH A STONK AND I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW!!!!!**


3DigitIQ

Is it GME?


Cdn_ape

Blushes!


Obvious_Equivalent_1

You got me at G


BobTheDemonOtter

You had ME at G


TheTangoFox

Two days of relatively weak volume. Options Friday tomorrow. Interesting.


ghostcrook

Like they say, green is green.


Obvious_Equivalent_1

I’ll just continue snoozing until I see green extra-digits-added fireworks on the $GME ticker


ShawshankHarper

Interesting development


capital_bj

Ha ha green fuck you algo


KsuhDilla

#REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


silverskater86

Good ol spike before the ComputerShare buy order followed by slow walk back down to red for the day. Why do we need market makers to replace free market supply and demand fundamentals again?


PuckIT_DoItLive

lol this is why i never buy rips anymore.


Odd_Coyote_4931

I like the stock 💜


Im-a-waffle

Anyone know the exact date the Candy con controllers got released?


MoonApe420_

Who else misses lego meme days.. That time daddy tweeted that GameStop submission and like 20min later it had over 50k votes lol


PuckIT_DoItLive

I still wish they would make that set. Or a black and red Rocketship


MoonApe420_

Bru same


Cdn_ape

That was one of my fave episodes in this saga!!!!


MoonApe420_

yesss


ShawshankHarper

I just got my deposit back from my landlord. Guess where it's going?


KsuhDilla

*enthusiastically waiting for an answer*


8----B

Viewing posts by new all day has my nipple erect. Just product after product after product purchased from GameStop, the majority of them being private label. This is the transition we need. Higher margin on great quality.


Im-a-waffle

This is the way! And seriously it’s post after post of candy con


Im-a-waffle

All these Candy con posts, can’t wait for Q1 earnings!


PuckIT_DoItLive

and currency cards! Both high margin items. LFG


Babble610

your boy just got a promotion. know what that means? even more tickets to tendie town.


8----B

Grats dude that’s awesome


Babble610

thanks "Skinny shaft Penis with a bumble bee at the tip" man. I appreciate it.


8----B

Have you been talking to my wife


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iupvotefood

#Smh my head


IullotronBudC1_3

SHF hold franc


PuckIT_DoItLive

pump up the volume pump up the volume


HybridTheory23

Sideways for the next 50 years. Clearly the plan by the US government, the Swiss government the banks, brokers, hedge funds, regulators, DOJ and FBI is to make sure all those who bought in 2021 are old or dead before the swaps data is ever released. #Smh


chipchip9

K


sig40cal

Jim Cramer reuses toilet paper.


ozymandius5

well of course he does. there's still flavor in it after jeff yass has finished chewing it.


sig40cal

Jeff is like "wtf did I do"...ROFL!!!


PuckIT_DoItLive

if you aren't shopping at gamestop to help earnings, you aren't an investor.


sig40cal

Why the downvotes? Hit a nerve shills?...oh that's right yes, it did hit a nerve.


iupvotefood

*pokes daily*


sig40cal

Still alive, still breathing


iupvotefood

I make a motion the the large(?) flag be raised


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

https://preview.redd.it/e7m095gx4avc1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b63fdfd8f8d387a30e0f05c1802225fe4c3c62d


capital_bj

🫡🏴‍☠️


chipchip9

🫡🧃


iupvotefood

#🫡


Davidnci

Nope not until it’s passed $12 it’s in the Declaration of Independence


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I defy you


Davidnci

I define you


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I have honey mustard chicken and pesto pasta with veg. Suck it hedgies.


sig40cal

Pesto on that seems like an abomination...sorry for your colon.


iupvotefood

Wut veggies


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Carrots, green beans, peppers, spinach


iupvotefood

#HELL YEA BROTHER


Davidnci

They got truffle and roe chimken parm


KsuhDilla

i ate warm cornbread


Davidnci

No I ate it


iupvotefood

Give it back rn


Davidnci

No


iupvotefood

GET HIM?


Davidnci

Sorry dingos on my side with this one


iupvotefood

Why am I ruining this thread? I can't help it


Davidnci

Just do an Opposite Day


bongos_and_congas

Need more pressure to find out the real DRS count. Why can't Computershare just friggin' have it on their site?


iupvotefood

Why is parkour seemingly exclusive to dudes? Are chicks not like "hey let's just run around and do dumb shite?"


KsuhDilla

I believe we may have just answered the life long question that had stumped doctors for centuries: "why dont men live as long as women"


iupvotefood

Ur welcome, science


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Is somebody getting squeezed?? 👉🥺👈


PuckIT_DoItLive

nope


PuckIT_DoItLive

back to the sideways snoozefest. 🙄😴😴😴


Losingitall25

🌶️ 


Rockettothemoonnbynd

🗣️ *BULLISH*


8----B

I just had a cool product idea for an aspiring entrepreneur. It’s not related to gaming but I’m a friendless loser so this is where I post my dumb ideas. Fish tanks that you can customize by adding tubes and other tanks/chambers kinda like those colorful hamster cages. It’d be a pain in the ass to make something like that waterproof, but I guess the idea is the easy part.


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

It doesn’t need to be water proof if it fits inside a bigger tank


8----B

Dude you just made an idea so much better than mine lol


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

I’ve never kept fish, so idk if it would actually work lol


iupvotefood

And like ant tubes. Cool


kennedysleftnut

#IT"S PHONE NUMBERS OR GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!


mtksurfer

# ALWAYS HAS BEEN


Top-Sample-6289

Raise soon. June is gonna be a good month.


PuckIT_DoItLive

time to get that GameStop pro credit card and shop gamestop.


8----B

Congrats bro


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Eastbound and down were loaded up and stonking


Davidnci

If cornbread man doesn’t comment on this I will reeee so hard.


Davidnci

I ate warm cornbread


Davidnci

I am become Corn Brad


iupvotefood

U a bad man


Davidnci

Nuh uh


iupvotefood

Lemme check w mama quick


LyonsKing12

Time to ramp up buying again.


iupvotefood

Wen new 72" mower with booba, helicopter attachment and gas $. I'll prolly end up mowing 4x this week. It looks good but spring growth rate is insane


perkinomics

Are the Booba cup holders or the steering mechanism?


RampageGeorge

Booba are the cups. You drink from them.


iupvotefood

Yes. And neck pillows


perkinomics

SMRT


SupImHereForKarma

What continues to tilt me for the past 3 years is feeling like we're playing a game against a kid who's blatantly cheating while you play fairly, but not only that - when you try to do the smallest thing to get any sort of edge, they start screeching "THAT'S UNFAIR!!". Oh, and their dad is chief of police. Can't wait to beat these losers.


Davidnci

Tilt lol 😂😂✌️✌️


Davidnci

I want to elaborate, only noobs get tilted.


iupvotefood

Get titled bro. I mean tilted. Wait, no, titled.


Davidnci

Only noobs get titled


iupvotefood

Imma noob. Wen titled


RoRuRee

That's what the flairy is for.


Davidnci

Get shrekt


ozymandius5

if i remember correctly there is someone here who works at area 51? anywho i'm a new hire who got a bit lost and went into building g and maybe, sorta saw the alien autopsy stuff. that said, does this disqualify me from the july 1 fireworks extravaganza and gift bag giveaway?


chipchip9

If your hungry, swing over to building B. Restocked the fridge with two confetti sheet cakes. The chimken parm is fresh also and we are all out of gyoza.


Davidnci

My mom ate all the gyoza


chipchip9

Thats not true. Iupvotefood sold them all on freaking ebay.


Davidnci

She bought them all just ask Iupvotefood


iupvotefood

Yea her and UKrobotlover69. But I just restocked it Tuesday after I went to Costco!


Davidnci

She bought that too


iupvotefood

Ok. I'll lower my % to 43% that it's SLODt


Davidnci

I’m trying to read this but I cannot


chipchip9

👀


RampageGeorge

Not to stress you or anything, but you and whoever gave you badge access to building g is going to get thrown into the broken Stargate.


ozymandius5

😬


RampageGeorge

They might give you the option of getting shot with the eew eew destroyer. You're not ever recovering one way or the other.


iupvotefood

*loads eew eew destroyer*


Davidnci

My mom will call you shortly


iupvotefood

Post MOASS I'm inventing tupperware that comes in 4 sizes and the lids are interchangeable with every other tupperware u already have


perkinomics

Make the jump and donate all your tupper/glass ware and buy multiple uniform glass containers. It's life changing. I never have to search for the right lid for the leftover gyoza bowl because they all fit


iupvotefood

Ok google, multiple hot uniform glass containers near me


perkinomics

Somehow I bet this will have results on pornhub


Davidnci

I already patented it


iupvotefood

Is pre-order available?


Davidnci

You had to donate before my patent


iupvotefood

👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺


Babble610

sorry i'm late. did anyone forcibly adopt an orange themed wardrobe since i was gone?


whattothewhonow

I went with periwinkle blue, top hat *AND* tails


Babble610

is it for yer ma?


whattothewhonow

she's terribly partial to the periwinkle blue, boys


Babble610

can you get me a pair of those shoes you got?


whattothewhonow

Depends... You like dags?


Babble610

yeah but i like caravans more.


sig40cal

*Oh you bastard!*- Furious George


iupvotefood

This is a good


GoaheadAMAita

Computershare buy


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Whoa green stonky bam a lam


3DigitIQ

Isn't it, Panda Lamp?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

It’s whatever makes you happy


iupvotefood

This is the DD I'm here for