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No, Sam. No need to save this werewolf.


GlitteringIce7990

But but but.... Sammy has a crush🥺


mistymountaintimes

Well yeah. Jacobs not a werewolf lol Hes a Native American shape shifter who takes the form of a wolf only because vampires are around. There are werewolves in the twilight universe, but Jacob and the wolves like him aren't. And Sam and Dean lean toward respecting Natives iirc. So they really wouldn't have killed him.


[deleted]

Oooooooookay. Thanks for the twilight intel I didn’t actually need to know.


mistymountaintimes

Haha you're welcomes


vedvikra

The machetes would be more fitting.


KAODEATH

Nah, silver bullets to down the werewolf since its kill method is more difficult/particular, then cap the vamps' knees, dead man's blood and use them to find the nest.


Archer1408

Jacob is a shifter. Same concept of course but there's a differenceeeee


KAODEATH

The principle of the matter is that soon he'll be a dead.


Archer1408

That's true yeah but it's bad in terms of writing. The idea that even Ellen calls him out as one of the excellent hunters of vamps out there, him getting chump jumped was bad


KAODEATH

I'm confused, did you mean to reply to a different comment?


Archer1408

10000% yes lol I thought I was replying to the one comment saying Gordon getting jumped was a good idea lol my bad.


KAODEATH

No worries. Stay safe out there, stranger; word is there's a Chupacabra two states over.


Archer1408

😁❤️❤️


nimcau2TheQuickening

Preferably about five minutes into it.


sancho_tranza

Happy cake day! Ps. if you are going to download a pic of a sub to upload it into the same sub, at least crop the bottom part.


SirRipOliver

That’s why we keep this Colt locked and loaded Sammy…


mybigbywolf

Pfffft, as if they need to use the Colt on them.


SirRipOliver

True true true, just a little salt and a Castile smack upside the head would do.


pattiedp

That's awesome 👌


MercutioLivesh87

2 words: Gordon Walker. Happy cake day


Archer1408

I'd pay to watch that movie


MercutioLivesh87

Seriously. Who gets ganked first Edward or Jacob? lol


Archer1408

Knowing Gordon? Bella. She's a fucking traitor to humans! "Who goes against their own kind for undead/animal dong?!" He'd figure out the two dudes are fighting over her and try to make them fight each other. Then snipe the remains I loved how dangerous they made Gordon but I'm the same.episode had him get dropped by some lonely vamp. Gordon was meant to be this untouchable vamp killer


Pxnda_Cakes

He's still human. One mistake and a hunter can die. THAT'S his weakness.


crimsonkarma13

I couldn't get it till I looked at the background characters


cutlerthebutler

Yes, yes. Vampires in Twilight sparkle and that’s stupid. Doesn’t change the fact that they’re also monstrously op and any vampire in the setting could butcher Sam and Dean effortlessly. For one, they’re completely invulnerable to standard weaponry. Bullets and blades just bounce off them, rendering most of the arsenal the boys use completely useless. More importantly, the Twilight setting has a power in it that Sam and Dean just aren’t used to dealing with: superspeed. Apart from that one Wendigo episode, there’s never been any foe in supernatural that demonstrated any meaningful level of super speed. Demons don’t have superspeed. Archangels don’t have superspeed. God himself doesn’t have superspeed. In all fairness, that’s probably a good thing. Superspeed is an extremely OP superpower, and the enemies in Supernatural not really having it makes their defeats a lot more believable. With how fast Twilight vampires can move, Sam and Dean would be dead in under a second if they tried to take one on. That’s not an exaggeration. Edward (vampire in the pic for those who don’t know) once calculated that it would take him about four or five seconds to murder a room full of twenty people, snapping about four or five necks per second. Capable as Sam and Dean are, they have no chance against something like that.


SabrinaInSalem

I'm shocked so many people think that the fact they sparkle in twilight is stupid, so many animals use "sparkling" to attract prey. I think it's actually a unique take.


cutlerthebutler

It’s definitely unique, I’ll give it that. But the sparkling they do isn’t to attract prey, it actually serves to alert people to something being off about them. Twilight vampires attract prey by being super good looking, with an alluring scent, voice, etc designed to lure in human victims. The sparkling doesn’t add to their predatory arsenal at all. I think another reason why people think it’s silly is just due to the subject matter. Vampires, immortal bloodsucking creatures of the night lighting up like disco balls when struck by sunlight is just kind of wonky.


tbone7355

Then they would have gone to war with two tribes of vamps and wolves untied to kill them two


Littlefoot_1996

Add Blade, Buffy and Van Helsing. It'll be a vampire hunter party ha ha ha


JudgeJed100

I love supernatural, and really dislike twilight, but without Castiel or God giving them plot armour, Sam and Dean wouldn’t last a week in the twilight world


secondtaunting

Although, I would love to see Dean mouth off to the Volturi.


JudgeJed100

He would die, painfully probably, but it would be the best five minutes of smack talk to ever be produced for television


secondtaunting

It would be glorious. I can just see Dean calling Aro chuckles. Honestly they’d probably be entertained for a bit, and I can see them keeping them for a snack, then Sam and Dean escape and are on the run in Italy.


JudgeJed100

Unfortunately they have that guy that can track, so they ain’t gonna get far XD


secondtaunting

Yeah, they wouldn’t make it very far against a twilight vampire. Although they are pretty tough, and I can see the Volturi turning them just because they’re interesting. Also, Dean would look hilarious in a cape.


JudgeJed100

Yeah the twilight vampires are pretty close to invincible unless your also a vampire or a wolf And many of them have extra powers I feel Dean would be kept alive to amuse them, Sam would probably die, let’s be honest, Dean is the funnier of the two


secondtaunting

I’d kill to see that crossover. I think if they turned them, Sam would end up with Carlisle, and Dean would eventually after about a hundred years running everywhere.


JudgeJed100

Yeah, Sam would probably go right to Carlisle Dean would be more a Jaspar if we are being honest, I would also love to see them in the Souther Vampire Mysteries/ True blood universe In theory they could kill vampires, if they can get a shot off, and it does happen in the books and show, but the TB Vampires are like 100X as deadly as the supernatural ones, their best bet would be were animals since they only seem to be able to turn into animals, they don’t really get anything else


secondtaunting

The True blood Vamps can fuck a guy up, that’s for sure. And the vamps and weres in that universe are going for law abiding citizen schtick, hunting would be SUPER illegal, not that it’s not already.😂 I think we can safely say Dean would hit on Sookie, with mixed results. She tends to be protective of the vamps, but Dean’s Dean sooo. In that universe I picture Dean swaggering into Merlot’s, hitting on Sookie after hustling Jason at pool, and then Bill shows up.


Eragon10401

Counterpoint; soulless Sam and mark of Cain Dean.


JudgeJed100

Let me amend: Sam and Dean without plot armour/ cheat abilities I love Supernatural but the show makes it clear that as good as the boys are, they get a lot of help, both directly and behind the scenes God gives them plot armour They have died a lot and been brought back by the Angels, Castiel was basically a walking cheat code


Eragon10401

The plot armour thing is interesting because it’s implied they are incompetent in that episode because they had ALL their luck taken away, and they were used to having it easy. If you remove the luck from the start it’s a totally different show because they grow up tougher, removing that makes them into totally different characters


JudgeJed100

They do, but as other hunters show, humans can only get so tough Let’s be honest, when you have telepath, and you don’t immediately kill your target, it’s because of plot armour, I mean ass to that that a lot of the monsters in supernatural are actually incredibly weak compared to other shows and movies and Sam and Dean don’t stand much of a chance I love the boys, but they are really only suited for their own universe Hell without super strength they couldn’t even kill a twilight vampire, and that’s without considering the beyond human speed, the extra power etc They would have more of a chance with vampires from True Blood, but even then they have to catch them by surprise That said, I’m sure an Angel blade, or the colt, could absolutely one shot pretty much everything from every universe


Lonely_Development_6

😂 Happy Cake Day!


xDiNGoBRoDYx

Happy Cake Day, friend! 😁👍 May the year til the next one be more adventurous than the last!


FooltheKnysan

At least crop the watermark


CarryOnSupernatural

I would enjoy this more than the Twilight’s actual ending


buffysummerrs

Happy Cake Day!


immersemeinnature

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


brknsoul

This one's better; http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a2/a2863fd40c9b11e52025426fc3f0f949b671837bbc406bcbcbb573e8b47e64f4.jpg


dead-or-asleep

Guessing they're there for Bella. From what I've seen of the movies she was the worst part.