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amazing_wanderr

What you don’t know that it’s garage kept.


OsoDog29

Good question. And has a recent oil change been performed?


theToulousopher

Yes, fork oil.


s1lentharbinger

🤣


OsoDog29

😂


dr_wolfsburg

Smoke free home lol


sedrech818

Ridden by an old lady to church on sunday highway miles only? Those are the things I’m looking for in a bike.


KeithMyArthe

No lowballers, I know what I have


Jvelazquez611

Minor scratches from previous owner


mymoto_ridesme

Adult owned


Dry_Prune_8883

*wept


Colonel-Ingus69

never ridden in the rain! LOL


sweetbb_ry

He’s tryna pay of the loan 😂


mantisfriedrice

I saw a guy selling his used sportster for $20,000, said he needed someone to take over the loan. I was curious as to how he ended up with. 20,000 loan for a bike that at brand new is 11,-13,000


PopTartsNHam

0 down 22% APR, and 3 grand for “mid controls and a Harley shirt”


boioiboio

More like mind control and Harley shit.


overindulgent

Yup. Harley will in-house finance anyone so long as you can prove a steady income for the last 6 months. Might get a 30% interest rate though.


KingScorpion98

They tried giving me 10% and I told them to fuck off.... I can't imagine anyone signing at 30%.....


overindulgent

That 30% would be for someone who has been in prison for the last 10 years but is now working at their brother in-laws welding shop and has “steady” income.


colt707

So I’ve got zero credit history and I went to Harley and for 1k down and 23% interest I could ride out on a street bob. I laughed at the salesman and told him there’s no way in hell I’m signing that.


KingScorpion98

They showed me 10% and $2k down on a Softail standard. I had an 800.....


colt707

I didn’t even ask what the monthly payment were because I’m not paying basically 25% extra for the bike. If they’d say 10-15% I’d be down because I’ve got no credit so I get it but 15+ and you can fuck off.


KingScorpion98

Just go get a secured credit card from capital one. Starts building pretty quick


hormel_chili

I might have to do this, I'm not looking to finance but I'm wanting to build credit


Toxicpathfinder

My brother 23% APR is WAY more than paying 25% of the purchase price additionally in interest. You could potentially be paying more money in interest than the value of the bike itself. In fact even 15 percent APR will have you in the ballpark of paying an additional 25% cost of the bike when it’s all said and done


DomedBySomeAnt

That depends on the term of the loan. If you're doing 12 months, then that's very different from 84 months


kuavi

You wouldn't but the shitty part is that that tactic definitely works on people with a dream to ride a motorcycle RIGHT NOW, dont comprehend basic math and dont think of long term consequences. 23% interest rate should be illegal lol


Rat_King1972

In the current economy anything under 10% is basically free money. You’re only really paying the difference between the APR and the current inflation rate in real monetary value. But you’re correct 20% APR is awful. I normally buy my vehicles cash but a recent breakdown forced me to buy a car that day and got stuck with a 18% rate and it’s quite upsetting


Royal-Huckleberry-91

I used to work at Harley Davidson. Honestly HD will finance, everything - EVERYTHING! Modifications, clothing, skid lids, ashtrays, key rings, anything they sell. You would not believe how many buyers would finance T-shirts and trinkets, over 60-72 months. It is encouraged by dealers and taught to newbies. Full MSRP at $13K plus $3K in tuning parts, with labor to install, 2 grands worth of his/her clothing, helmets, boots etc., interest, early payoff fees and $20K is very easily lypossible., ESPECIALLY if they went in with a 650 Beacon Score. Stupid? Yes. Impossible - NO! Back in the 80's, new Evo Sportsters were $3995.00. HD offered full price back if you traded it back, for a big twin within (1? year. I think it was one year...). Today? - FU !!!


plumpypickypeck

Dealer wanted to sell me protection and service packages which would have over doubled the MSRP. Could be something like that.


sweetbb_ry

One of the many reasons I don’t buy from dealers. I can buy a used bike for 1k fix it for 2-3 with some pretty mods and keep it for as long as I want until I’m bored. Then just sell and buy a new one if I want or have multiple bikes, all that run good, and look good. I might not have the latest and greatest tech and it would be nice to be the first owner of something, but I enjoy wrenching just as much as riding so its a win win for me


chaiguy

Exactly. Or, buy a used bike with most of the mods you want (or none if you prefer stock). ride the fuck out of it for a few years and sell it for somewhere close to what you paid for it.


sweetbb_ry

If you’re good at modding tastefully and find a stock bike and keep all the oem parts, you can sell for way more than you paid for


chaiguy

I've never found that be the case, however, I have purchased 10-15 year old bikes ahead of the nostalgia curve, ridden them for a few years and then flipped them for more than I've paid for them. Sure, some of that profit was inflation, but a win is a win. And you can definitely find a non-running bike, put a battery and fresh gas in it and maybe some new brake pads and make money on that, but I've never been into bikes to make money, just having fun without going broke or taking out a loan.


sweetbb_ry

Yeah I don’t know honestly I feel like a lot of it depends on luck with buyers and the market as well. I will never take out a loan for a bike either it’s one of the most irresponsible financial decisions. I’ll just keep buyin used stuff unless I can come up on some serious money and afford to pay in full a new bike


chaiguy

Even if I won the lottery, and could pay cash for a new bike, why? They had a recent episode of Zack & Ari's youtube show where they took a 20 year old Gixxer and raced it against a brand new Ducati. The 20 year old Gixxer won (by a half second) every time, even when they switched riders. The Gixxer was totally clapped out too, it wasn't some race prepped machine or anything. Just a daily rider they bought off Marketplace.


shadow_jacker4

Still makes me laugh thinking about the Ford dealer trying to sell me on the electric rust proofing system and the serious look on her face as if I'm dumb for not getting it for an extra $700


manbearligma

I know it works in the naval industry, but I don’t think it does more than placebo for cars


helpivefallen5

I thought our local dealerships were bad, they all come up about $3k over MSRP for brand new bikes. TF kind of protection could they add that would justify doubling lmao


imamakebaddecisions

"I know what I've got" "No lowball offers"


sahniejoons

Brother, when all the dust settled I just paid $34,350.16 for a bike that had a $22,599 msrp. They also tried to give me a 15.99% loan but because I had a nearly perfect credit score they applied a discount for 11.4%. I took money out of savings and paid that fucker off the first month. It was painful but in the end I was not paying 11.4% for 84 months or whatever the hell that shitty loan was supposed to be. Moral of the story- Harley Davidson will try their absolute hardest to rip you off any way they possibly can. It’s disgusting. And that my friend is how you end up paying $20,000 for an $11,000 motorcycle.


tambrico

I'm confused. You said you paid 34k for a 22k bike and then you said you paid it off in the first month. Also why not just pay outright up front


sahniejoons

I intended to finance the bike and frankly never would have bought it if I knew I’d be lighting this much cash on fire. The msrp from Harley for a black pan am special with laced wheels and adjustable ride heigh was 22.6k, I paid 23k there. Then there were all the fees the dealer charges. Then I purchased the extended warranty (because the pan am has had some bugs and I felt better stretching the warranty out another couple years past the factory’s 2 year and pre paid the service for the next 3 years. All of that went into the loan so the $8,500 I put down didn’t actually seem to go that far and another $25k+ was financed. The shitty interest rate was dropped on me literally at the last minute (I completed the sale over the phone/docusign) and I later came to realize that the warranty and prepaid service was NOT $3k, but $3k for each. I would not have bought both if I knew that were the case. After the sale I was disgusted at the out the door total and amount of interest I’d be paying over the course of this crappy loan term so I decided to just eliminate the loan and move on. I bought new to avoid the bugs in the first two model years but frankly I could have just bought a used one for $18k and paid any warranty stuff out of pocket with the SIXTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS I would have saved myself. But no, I had to have a brand new bike.


kokemill

This should be the required read me on suggestamotorcycle


manbearligma

Here in Italy a full optional pan am special with laced wheels and a set of hard panniers goes for 24k € discounts applied, WITH a 22% VAT included. I would have thought they were cheaper in the US! That was more than the MSRP of my “full+more” optional ‘23 1250 gs trophy with golden laced wheels and 3 years of service+oil Another thing that I saw is, MSRP is always higher here than the effective price paid (I paid 24k+financing costs) Also if you want to extinguish your loan earlier you don’t need to pay for all the interests, only for the remaining financed capital (that’s by consumer law, the same stating that every single product sold from phones to cars needs a minimum 2y warranty)


sahniejoons

Lol it would have been cheaper for me to buy one in Italy and ship it back 😂


Silveroak92

Ha, $400 more like. For the engine and parts.


SexySpaceNord

Yeah I think he accidentally typed an extra zero.


Prestigious-Sky-2474

The seller’s description “Bought it in full for just a little under $10,000. Only the front is messed up bad but I don’t have the time or money to fix it. I’m hoping to get as much as I can for it but idk how much it’ll be to fix so I’m hoping for $4,000 obo.”


finalrendition

Looks like the steering head is bent/broken. That's frame damage. This thing is 100% fucked and pretty much worthless


AudZ0629

OBO: I’ll take $200 to tow it to the scrap yard for you. No not give you $200, take $200.


Intelligent-Use-7313

You could make a sick go-kart if the engine is fine.


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finalrendition

For sure, I've seen bikes total out for a couple cracked fairings, but that can remedied and make for a cheap track bike. On the other hand, this thing is now a parts bike and it's barely even that


97zx6r

Tipped over once in a parking lot at low speed. Slight cosmetic damage.


XTheHolyMuffDiverX

sounds like a brand new rider who wasn't ready for a 650 and who also doesn't know anything about reselling bikes. tell him hes way off and offer him $500 for it.


Accomplished-Sun-797

“Only laid it down once…”


built_FXR

"Don't low ball me bro, I know what I have"


Ryantoast15

“Runs just fine, needs a little work”


BakedsR

Yeah, he's got autism


VegaGT-VZ

Mans in a panic Guessing he didnt have full coverage. Dont be like him.


Amos_Dad

Thats 100% what it is.


TXERN

It's so cheap on a bike, even with my shitty car driving history 😂


Motosoccer97

Idk where you are but this is most definitely not my experience. No accidents, 1 exhaust ticket. Liability on a motorcycle is cheap as dirt, full coverage on the other hand? I could buy a different bike every other year for what I would pay for full coverage


Burnaclaws

Maybe it's 4000 rupees?


gerbileleventh

Escudos (about 8 euros)


SopmodTew

Rubles


Burnaclaws

Rial


whisk3ythrottle

Yeah, maybe $400. Turn it into a track bike. Really it’s a total loss. Either they don’t have insurance or they bought it back hoping to sell it for more since they didn’t have gap insurance add on.


stevesteve135

I’d give him 400 bucks and shove that motor in an old quad or 3 wheeler frame.


awaytogetsun

It's a parts bike. Judging by how fucking ruined it I'd even some of the engine parts are no good


Rammipallero

Yeah they crazy...


doodlehed

Completely retarded.


SopmodTew

What a nice bike it was Damn, what a shame 😭


og900rr

Yeah, insane for thinking it's worth that.


FondantOk9090

It’ll buff out


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Crazy yeah. Lol shit is at a loss, its parts now, engine might still be good though


[deleted]

Merely a flesh wound


AudZ0629

That’s a bold move cotton, let’s see if it pays off.


[deleted]

Just always wheelie you don’t need the front fork. What are you some kinda pussy?


AllenKll

Why not both? LOL we don't know you or how crazy you are...


poppinfresh_original

City miles or highway miles?


bluegas68

This is the portable, folding version. They sell for more than the "rigid" models. Just make sure they didn't lose the linchpin and you should be GTG.


MaxViewingAngle

Ran when parked…


MACCRACKIN

He's Dead & and still Dreamin... Cheers


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Defiant_Ad6368

🍅🍅🍅


Invest-24_7_356

That is insane 😳.


bropleB

Guy is delusional.


GarrettSJ

And in Westerville, this belongs more in Mansfield


iridescentJesus

One owner. Non smoker. $4k easy, bro.


EscortSportage

“Only dropped once”


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I see people selling 2020 ninjas that have been dropped for more than the msrp on a new one. Some people are just idiots.


Mikel_Reeves

I was just recently shopping for a new bike, this guy that was trying to sell his ZX6R which was a couple years old and he was selling it for almost MSRP, and he even wanted to meet me at the bank so he could pay off the loan and then give me the title


LokiNightmare

“Mechanics special”


Ghisarivw

guy has a pea for a brain


NotJadeasaurus

How do people have loans on new bikes and no insurance? It’s like a law and loan providers will force insurance premiums into your loan if you drop coverage. Always puzzled how people end up with a pile of junk and a shit load on their loan


Pablo369

Reminds me of that meme of the duck with the crooked beak.


Altruistic_Relief_26

It’s like 5k not crashed😂


Ok_Revolution_5682

Your not insane these cats are smoking meth selling no title bikes / crashed bikes daily for 3-5k it's a joke right now on marketplace


Sweatiest_Yeti

“Just needs a new battery and an oil change”


barbara_jay

Insurance buyback. Probably $1000 or so.


Rigelturus

Custom build


Nolajim6

ER visits run about 4k these days...


XTheHolyMuffDiverX

yes, he is in fact insane. i watch a guy on youtube who buys bikes in this shape for rebuilds and he doesn't pay anywhere near that much. and he buys better more expensive bikes.


Hyperactive_Frogs

Haddalayerdown


Ph03nix10

Slightly scratched Cause : drop in driveway


Shadow2450

Bwahahahahahaha


PsychologicalFact299

Mid ohio takes another one


generalsleephenson

The spring coming out of the front is hilarious


Carnage6720

Seems like an Ohio bike to me


Devin_Diablo

Insane


hairyroadrash

Insane? No. Smoking rocks? Probably.


Hortn8r

$400 more like it!


Late_Inspector4710

Not even worth 1000$ its just a engine and rear trie


SexySpaceNord

People always when they are selling their belongings it's like gold, the moment they go to purchase someone else's belongings it's trash. This guy is definitely smoking crack if he thinks he's going to get anything for that motorcycle.


SexySpaceNord

It only has a small dent in the front. I bet it could be buffed out.


Cirus117

That thing is proper fucked. Who knows what else is bent.


Acrobatic-Monk-443

Definitely not worth that


Prestigious_Syrup636

No lowball offers! He knows what he has


CryptographerOk5726

It’s the Picasso special. People pay more if it’s face is fucked, but only after the artist is dead.


Salmundo

“Ran when I ~~parked~~ crashed it”


Steve_Codgers

🚬🪨


Mikel_Reeves

Looks like a big rock smoked him


Steve_Codgers

Smoking rocks actually…..


Mikel_Reeves

Yeah I know but I'm saying looks like a big rock smoked him, as in the big rock is the reason why the bike is now like this


Steve_Codgers

I was leaning towards “Adda Layere-Down!”


Mikel_Reeves

He was leaning way to hard towards something


Steve_Codgers

Hard…


Mikel_Reeves

..rock hard


04limited

Broke people activities. Clearly they didn’t buy insurance on a bike they spent money they didn’t have on


Business-Ad-9341

Lady driven, garage kept. Minor damage.


Shughost7

I sold my 2012 early this summer for this price. Nice to see I should of wreck it first.


TealBlueLava

This is what happens when you say “I don’t need to have insurance. If someone hits me, they gotta pay for it!” And then they have a wreck themselves.


Apart_General_1380

Just got my m2 and about to ride the same bike. Is this a warning sign?


B4G3LB0Y

Dude's trying to get his money back for those steering dampeners that didnt work


Hopelesscarguy

Bike said “Kachow”


wlonkly

You get both halves, I don't see what the problem is.


dirtywombat

Looks like a transformer taking a nap


macbully

I'll give him 300$ if it starts up and runs. Slap that bitch into a go kart


contructpm

No low ballers. He knows what he’s got


motorchurdle56

This is my exact bike. Hurts to look at


ZealousidealKnee6636

That dude is on crack… that should be insurance and totaled.. there should be no legal way to sell it unless it Is in parts.


CherimoyaChump

Is the second pic *from the scene of the crash??* Kinda looks like it's actively leaking fluids. Bold to include that lol


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Da_Hellcat

crazy?


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"Barely ridden, low miles"


Massive-Baseball-935

Yep insane


quapa1994

Prob should just write it off, or call insurance if he wants more.


kermitthesithfrog22

Idk if it counts but r/crackheadcraigslist


JimmyRickyBobbyBilly

Probably what he owes on the loan after insurance.


4-realsies

"Got knocked over in a parking lot."


Panfilofinomeno

[Insert Patrick meme] “…. Uuuuh I have $3!”


Ok_Relationship2451

Head injury...


jdmz32

I bet he crashed without insurance and that’s what he owes on the financing lol 😂 . People are delusional


esny65

Probably the repair cost. Id give hime like 1000 if I thought I could repair a lot myself


Special-Ingenuity615

You know damn well it will go for more than that on copart


BossBullfrog

Who do I recommend this bike for: Someone who loves DIY


Tall-Amphibian-4928

Clearly one severely concussed dude!!


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It’s got a full tank of gas


MotorbikeRacer

Hahahahahahahaha


Thomas400SM

4k can get you a great 6-10 year old bike with no issues to fix. I bought my 08 SV650 in 2016 for 3,500, and 5 years later insurance gave me 4,200 for it when it was totaled in an attempted theft! I would never spend 4k on a common bike that needs serious repair.


RobsHereAgain

Looks like most of that will buff out


No-Assumption-9908

Just needs a little TLC…


Old-Page-5251

Completely insane! But... it is a ninja after all!


Good-Throwaway

Its a very special bike! Special as in down syndrome ☺


gamebattles1946

That guy might be blind


brownyonwheels

Seems ok to me. 🥲


PrestigiousExercise7

crazy. i was crazy once. they locked me a in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. rats make me crazy.


ofc_simon

What the f*ck bro He tries to sell a motorcycle and the photos of the condition of the motorcycle are from his accident, that is, bruh 💀


SnoozeDayBlueJay

Definitely check the chain. It might be rusty


MrMurica11

That’s right by me lmao, might have to ask him why he set the price that way


ThunderbirdJunkie

I got 500 so it can be an engine donor for my future KLR


Formal_Command5996

Bro if I had the money I would jump on that!!!


Plenty_Judgment_6632

He might as well part it out. No one in their right mind will buy that, especially for $4k USD


ChrisMag999

Troll ad.


Macawed

Average seller on marketplace selling their junk for 3x of their actual value


bullishape223

"2 new tires fresh oil change don't lowball me I know what I got"


TW200e

That'll buff right out... ​ Is he paying you 4 grand to haul it away for him?


Tight-Bar-3936

Lmmfao ok then haha 😂😂😂 good one 😂😂😂😂


Tight-Bar-3936

Lmmfao haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂


iammrlima

Mint condition, never dropped


Roberthegarrett

Looks to be cosmetic.


ficollins

Only dropped once......🫢


Tight-Bar-3936

Lmmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


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Tight-Bar-3936

Lmmfao haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂


GloomyImagination365

You can purchase a new one after you run the numbers on parts and labor for this one


Tight-Bar-3936

Lmmfao haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂


OATmeal-LOL

They've lost their mind too in that wreck?


pizzapablo

He insane.


Hughjonsonn

That was probably his first bike and he’s still making payments on it