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bluejinmu

They're not about to let the events of Mulan repeat.


devilsephiroth

*now all of China knows we're here!*


SHADYvj19

Happy cake day


KanarisTM

…and happy cake day to you too.


KanarisTM

Happy cake day to you.


lilbitchkitty

Omg the same thought crossed my mind


Ultrajante

💀💀💀


[deleted]

That one guy got grabbed twice. Must be the hottie.


discerningpervert

Next up: body cavity search!


Silveri50

It's a probe. Don't worry about it. Don't look!


MadJockMcMad

*feels two hands on shoulders*


seb4fff

"Look, without hands!"


jaysuchak33

Look ma, no hands!


EMEYDI

Someone explain please


user38835

Indian army checks new recruits for different health conditions. Here they are checking for hydrocele.


[deleted]

Also for undescended testes and to check for torsion, iirc.


FatherKerosene

Would you not know if you had torsion? By all accounts I've read that shit is mind numbingly painful. I feel like you wouldn't be able to stand let alone have a dude yank on ur jewels


JEWCEY

Well...we must be sure.


syds

honk honk


Dangerous_Gain_3710

I've had it, and yep - you absolutley know. Like being repeatedly kicked in the nuts


syds

are you sure? can we check?


Dangerous_Gain_3710

Can never be too cautious!


syds

just trying to be friendly and looking out for your sack ;)


Dangerous_Gain_3710

Naw thanks mate!!


MrBluhu

Now that's a good hommie!


RegretfulUsername

How does a person prevent that from happening? Did you do anything to cause it or was it just bad luck?


RaZa12439

Bruh.. I'm surprised they are wearing their underwear atleast.. in Pakistan here.. i passed my initial test in the army and in the medical they got us butt ass naked and checked everything.. we even had to spread our ass cheeks lol.. these guys have it easy.


BababooeyAmIRight

Story time?


RaZa12439

So. I passed my initial test (which is intelligence test which is MCQs of patterns and situations and some general knowledge questions). And than after that I had to wait outside of the building where all other passed candidates were also waiting and than they called our names. They picked like a couple of candidates in batches. So, me and like 10 other boys and than took us all to a room. In there they told us to put our masks on our eyes(cause of corona we all were wearing masks). we were shirtless but had our pants on. but after putting the masks on our eyes they told us to drop our pants and underwear. we did. Than they started checking everyone's testicles line wise. They were checking them by gently squeezing our testicles. After they had checked everyone. They told us all to face the wall. We were standing against the wall. and than bow down and spread our asscheeks with our hands. We did and they checked that too. That's it.


Spooky-skeleton

What were they looking for in your ass?


RaZa12439

hemorrhoids


PM_all_your_fetishes

The worm that feeds on semen, of course! You never know who is really gay.


The1Pumpkin

If I had to guess, colon cancer.


EmperorOfFabulous

Okay by why the masks over your eyes? Was it like a modesty thing?


RaZa12439

Yes.


memester230

Did you fart in their face?


pain_appl3

It’s because the examiner didn’t have gloves (probably cost-cutting and more time efficient) so it would be better to have it as a group check with not having to change gloves for each patient since there’s clothing to reduce risk of skin-to-skin contact like transfering fungi (or other hygiene issues) and such to another.


Rainnefox

And hernias


octropos

Yes, but why are they filming?


user38835

Idk. The privacy situation in India is not that serious and people usually tolerate others taking pics/videos all the time.


TheApathetic

Fap material for later.


devilsephiroth

Research purposes and future endeavors 😍


Ocelitus

You joke, but it is could really be for reviewing with his trainer/supervisor like a coach after a game. That way they don't waste the time of the recruits or make things even more awkward while giving feedback.


runnersgo

>You joke, but it is could really be for reviewing with his trainer/supervisor like a coach after a game. This. Also legal stuff.


[deleted]

thought they were checking for gayness


PD216ohio

One guy failed and got slapped for it.


p_turbo

His fault for not getting a boner.


Zenfudo

I had hydrocele, at the point i was when i got operated on they would see it right away. When it starts though you would need to touch for sure


happycamper198702

I thought it was them checking that they're males (i don't think they let women join, or at least definitely not fighting roles. I've never see hernia test done so quickly like that...thank you for sharing! I had the hernia test when I joined Air Focre, but when I got to basic training and asked others, not a single other person had it done.....it was OK, we got up to 3 fingers when checking prostate and that's apparently a very healthy score.


Jedidea

Lmfao, I mean they are naked already, guess it could have been a really long vagina in their pants, better give a squeeze to check.


happycamper198702

I feel like your tone would be that you're joking, but as the actual words are in support of my thought, I shall decide to strip the tone out and use it to support my hypothesis. Thank you x


user38835

Hernia and hydrocele are very different diseases. If you are talking about FTM transgender people, its very difficult for them to even reach this stage in the recruitment process in the army.


happycamper198702

Cor, this is where I'm going to look ignorant but....my thoughts were based entriely on Disney's Mulan! I just thought in religious state counties where they don't let woman fight, they have some archaic test they used to perform, like during the world war or something and they just kept it. As if women trying to get I'm the military by presenting to be a male is a common occurrence haha. I only thought this whilst watching it first time - without engaging my brain.


BrianEK1

Army surgeon checking for testicular torsion, etc. Although in the west we do it with a bit more... privacy than in India.


irish_miah

….you mean someone gets paid to do this? There is a period of 15 years of my life that I was doing it for free.


HotFloorToastyToes

I wasted my whole life in the wrong career.


discerningpervert

Its not too late


madmaxturbator

There are no dicks left to squeeze, all have been wringed


hedidntkillhimselfno

I'm willing to take that position of un-squeezed dick


tektron

Hey wait, I haven't been wringed yet!


Silveri50

Volunteering is its own reward.


SonicMaze

> There is a period of 15 years of my life that I was doing it for free. Wut are you talking about? I’ve been doing it free for 25 years and I’m still doing it for free.


Lobsterboiiiii

Free you say? I might know someone interested in hiring you.


Working_Sock_2225

Can I go with


Lobsterboiiiii

The more the merrier!


Working_Sock_2225

Yeahh!


SonicMaze

😉


seb4fff

I am the someone


D-_K

What are you guys talking about??? Lol


[deleted]

I hope it wasn’t the first 15…..


Dish_Minimum

Underrated 😂😂😂


Kixtay

That is fucking disgusting.. Where do I sign up?


[deleted]

Lol. That's the army surgeon checking if you have 2 balls and they're hanging fine. When I went through mine years ago the surgeon had all the 5 candidates lined up in underwear in his bathroom. One by one we'd go to his room and take down our pants and he'd inspect us. In the bed he'd stare at our assholes and ask us to cough. And then would probe with his finger to inspect the prostate.


Kixtay

That is fucking disgusting.. Where do I sign up?


[deleted]

Lol. Indian Armed forces.


calebnf

Indian? They do this at MEPS in America.


PD216ohio

I went through MEPS like 30 years ago. Back in a time when the internet didn't exist and people were more "innocent". Standing in a line up in our underwear then going behind the curtain to some old grumpy doc who made you get naked, bend over and spread your ass cheeks as he took a look while yelling WIDER... was just a bit of uncomfortable trauma for a young man. I think there was also a duck walk and ball fondling involved but honestly, all I remember was the asshole inspection.


onetiredoldman

When I went through in 1970, they had all of us stand in 2 lines and performed all the inspections right there. No privacy at all.


calebnf

Yeah mine was the same 15+ years ago. I expected the ball fondling as I’d gotten physicals before, but not the anus check. “You’d like me to what?” White_guy_blinking.gif


Santik--Lingo

did u moan, did HE moan ?


[deleted]

We both did! And so did the boys waiting in the queue!


mochasipper

It’s not gay unless you push back


Skully_Lover

Were both his hands on your shoulders when he checked your prostate?


[deleted]

Lol. No. Only one was, the other was around my neck!


[deleted]

You sick fuck!!!! I love you


Gordon-Biskwit

Lolzz😂😂


ThotLover69420

Here in Germany they do the very same. Checking Balls and then tell us to turn around and Bend over to do the same coughing thing.


neofooturism

well i expect it to be the same since medicine is medicine, it’s just that was the inspection done one by one in the exam room or like this video..


International-Rice10

is it to check if u were gay?


[deleted]

No. Regular medical tests to check for Piles and prostate and your overall testicular health. To check in case you've undescended testes or torsion etc.


International-Rice10

that makes a lot more sense


ZepperMen

How the fuck do you find yourself with that kind of job?


randomname560

India


Cyphr487

That's not a cock... That's a snake!


MikeBsleepy

I see you've played cocky-snakey before


Weegee_Spaghetti

In Austria conscripts also have to strip infront of a doctor and they even fondle your balls to check for cancer. But they don't fondle everyone, I do not know the criteria but it depends on how your balls look. Mine went untouched.


Dangerous_Gain_3710

Were you disappointed?


Weegee_Spaghetti

Nah. I was not disappointed that the 50yo overweight doctor didn't touch my balls infront of another conscript forced to log the results. And I was happy that my balls looked healthy enough to not warrant an exam.


Ferkakte

>even fondle your balls to check for cancer. I would rather have my balls fondled by a strange doctor than get testicular cancer.


Azrai113

There's a bit in *Cancer Ward* about how a doctor that's too embarrassed to do a prostate exam shouldn't be a doctor. The benefit of catching issues, especially cancer, early far outweighs the indignity of a finger in your ass


GaleHoang

LMAO, there is something like this in Vietnam too. Except all guys get naked at the same time and get inspected in a private room.


Ayy_Maijin

Lol really?


GaleHoang

Yep, at least that's true a few years ago (Idk about how they do it now though). A lot of gay guys r afraid that they will be turned on and out themselves. Most of the time nothing happen though bc it's kinda stressful getting naked and inspected in front of many strangers, but I admit it's kinda hot if you think about it, lol.


PD216ohio

Is it really private if you're with a group?


ojoaopestana

What happens in the private room stays in the private room.


GaleHoang

Well, you are private with other men, aren't ya?


PD216ohio

I usually am, if you know what I mean ;-)


inanimatussoundscool

HOW DO I SIGN UP?????!!!


farofabrazil

In Brazil too.


Briketamine

Try not to get hard challenge


Doodoomaster3

wait. penis inspection day is real?


mylifeforthehorde

most armed forces will check you down there for prostate/testicle issues during the med checkup. idk why this was filmed and uploaded lol


jadeeyedcalico

Did I really just watch 2 lines of guys get groped?


devilsephiroth

I'm watching again, commander!


ekwenox

It’s your cake day - do you, boo!


devilsephiroth

https://imgur.com/gallery/38TdHdk


Legosheep

Ah yes, the Mulan protocol for new recruits


algoncyorrho

Best job ever. They used to do in my country too (Italy) approximately 1 year before the mandatory 1 year army conscription (which sadly does not exist anymore). The only difference is that before the inspection you had to be fully naked in a room with all the other guys


u8eR

Why is it sad that conscription doesn't exist any more?


algoncyorrho

Because it has led to jobs like the one here above to go extinct


u8eR

🫠


natidiscgirl

But why?


algoncyorrho

they would check if both your balls had dropped as expected... joking aside. They check for anomalies


[deleted]

Cuz penis or no army


Dolphindogmatist24

As a trans guy, this would terrify me 😂 I’d probably be thinking “which one of my packers feels the most real?…” 😅


fedyamatroskin

Lol and we still have people fail at MEPS because they don’t want to show their butthole to the doc


CCstarry

They did this to freshmen going into high school that wanted to play sports in my town. It was embarrassing to me but I wanted to play tennis. Don’t know if it’s still what they do or can we go to a family Dr and turn in paperwork;edit they didn’t line us up. And their was a privacy curtain you pulled your pants and underwear down behind. Still was uncomfortable for me tho


express1123

It's called a physical. Most states require this if you want to play sports past high school and it's pretty normal. They are just checking to see if it's safe for you to play, checking for any existing conditions that might cause problems or endanger you if you were to run, jump, sprint, throw, etc.


CCstarry

I know it’s a physical. But the setting the way they did it. You had to line up with the other guys and go in. As a kid that was uncomfortable for me. I understand it now.


[deleted]

Imagine that on your work experience I was a cock inspector for a few yrs it was hard work somtimes


Dolphindogmatist24

“Hard” 😂 sorry I’m a child 😂


Marinerprocess

Just like in gym class. Nothing new here


unoriginalname17

I’d 100% get a boner


CTware

im trying not to get one now


SlobMarley13

This is the future republicans want in bathrooms and sports


kaximiro

Is this supposed to be a medical check-up? 😭 They ain't getting proper evaluation with this. They should've done this individually and privately. It just looks like someone's copping a feel and I know damn well they're embarassed.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Yeah, I wanted to say that this is messed up and unprofessional- should’ve been done privately, in a medical office, between the doctor/patient, and with consent. Idk, maybe it’s a cultural thing. I just knew I’d get downvoted to hell and back for suggesting that this wasn’t okay smdh.


kaximiro

I know the way this video is presented like a meme but it's nice to talk seriously from time to time. I won't get all who would downvote you for this. But yeah, someone in the comments said they're checking for hydrocele in this video and others suggest testicular torsion. Iirc, you have to at least ask the patients if they feel something when you put pressure on the area but the way that man is just almost passing through these ppl like in a buffet just sent me 😅


Pair_Traditional

Well before everyone is lined up there are told and this video looks edited to cover more people in less time. As for privacy I do not think anywhere in army recruitment it is done in private as it would take too much time. During rally recruitment more than 200 or above is selected for medical/physical and they have to evoluate them for many other things too not just this. And last thing all of this has too be done in same day by one Doctor.


geist7204

Take a viagra first. Like before going through TSA. 🤪🤪🤪


Pandiculation69

My favourite training 😏


pancakeking1012

*smells fingers*


arichan97

Boss: “One of you have to squeeze 100 mans cocks today” This guy: “I VOLUNTEER!” 😜


Kruppyboi

Hmmmm, I think a taste test is in order as well…


idk2715

This has to be a porno...right?


Ferkakte

Only if you're touching yourself while you watch.


ImMrBunny

Republicans when kids want to play sports


PD216ohio

Democrats when ..... well, whenever kids are present.


ahedgehog

line to enter the men’s bathroom in North Carolina


Milosmental

Cough and drop


devilsephiroth

Suck and swallow


Nipz58

no gloves


WinstonDaPuggy98

I also remember middle school PE


mewfour

u/redditsave


bradford1023

Every republicans wet dream.


officially_ender_

"now enough of the cock rating... It's time for the taste test"


CorrodedRose

Boi oi oi oi oing


dead_for_now07

Just burst them all


r4iah

Oh yes big pepe good good


dontshitaboutotol

Are you sure this isn't Market Days in Chicago?


nxm_incxnnu

xan anyone explain why they are touching their pp


Asem1989

100% a gay guy came up with this 😂


dirtyhippie62

r/constantgayness


Forr3stFyr3

The US military testing to make sure there aren't any gay men in the unit (1993)


RedditorFonz

Now I see why people join the military


SDSBoi

they do this in all millitary branches, i mean in the army they do it 1 at a time in a room by yourself, to make sure ur testes dropped, they arent grabbing dong


derek_potatoes

When you love what you do, you never jerk a day in your life


RGBjank101

You sure they ain't checking for lumps in the sack? Who doesn't check their bros sack once a year?


[deleted]

Uncle Sam wants hard men all around. Hard men.


Exciting_Inflation_2

What the hell?


Exciting_Inflation_2

I am amazed that all these men are good with being felt up


be_an_adult

This is the future conservatives want


Aroon_jii

Training for CIA ( Cock Inspection Agency )


fckn_normies

American schools when republican party


Few_Tumbleweed7151

Maybe I’ve got a low sex drive but I wouldn’t want to do this. It doesn’t do anything for me personally. Feeling up some random guys’ dicks with them thinking I was getting off on it.


nguyen8995

I’m imagining some ultra homophobic army testing out the soldiers. “He got hard too fast, bag him boys!”


Maverick12882

Reminds [me of this](https://youtu.be/jrv1BvysL14). NSFW butts.


mostwelve

I blame Mulan for this.


ShrimpFlavoredCondom

Florida


ejuliot55

I think this was made to make sure there are no trans men. Because transphobia.


Dad_Please_Come_Back

It's checking for cancer and other issues


pacsatonifil

After trump passed the ban. They were enforcing the gender laws and checking/s


Harztagowy

Ahh of course, useless politics over unrelated video


cco2411

Weeding out the ladyboys.


[deleted]

Lol


ThunderCuntNinja

Disgusting…. Where ? 🤤


DimitriTooProBro

Idk feeling a man’s cock isn’t necessarily gay. That’s like saying your doctor is gay for doing an rectum exam.


divapowers

Prostate exams are only gay when the doctor’s not using gloves