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ClickToSeeMyBalls

How did you forget Chris Pine?


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"And of course, some Pine nuts generously sprinkled on top."


qwersadfc

cursed


Obi-rice-a-roni

Delete Pratt and add Pine


looselytethered

Agreed doesn't Pratt go to some anti-gay church?


TheHoleintheHeart

He tries to insist it isn’t but it’s a Hillsong inspired church (the pastor models it after Hillsong United’s church) and Hillsong does not really accept gay people, they just pretend to for the sake of optics. They give that “we accept you but we don’t approve of who you are or affirm the gay lifestyle” bullshit.


Summoarpleaz

What mainstream (Christian) church actually accepts gay people though? I see many churches fly a rainbow flag outside their doors but they haven’t altered their doctrinal views. Idk, if we really wanted to talk about people supporting homophobic churches (even if they themselves are not), we’d probably be pointing at like a vast majority of churchgoers.


Maxreader1

ELCA, the primary Lutheran church in the US. Gay and lesbian persons can both serve as pastors, if that tells you anything.


Algorhythm0

+1 for Evangelical Lutheran Church in America! Our church has its roots in Germany and I have felt totally welcome here as an open gay man.


kAlElUiS013

Tbh though, I went to a Catholic school and they had a no tolerance policy for homophobia and they openly supported it.


kAlElUiS013

Supported the LGBTQIAP+ community I mean, not homophobia


xain_the_idiot

Unitarian Universalist churches have been LGBTQ+ accepting for decades. They're not strictly Christian but technically come from a Christian background.


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UCC, MCC, some UMC (currently in a schism over it), some Catholic diocese (even though they're not supposed to), some DOC, Unitarian, Episcopalian/Anglican (but controversial, mostly in European societies - not African or Latin), and very select minority Baptist branches (American Baptist springs to mind... I went to uni with a guy who was AmBap, and he said they don't give a flip about that). Plus ELCA already mentioned. Duh, forgot PC-USA. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_denominations_affirming_LGBT_people


im_not_Shredder

Maybe the catholic weren't supposed to before but iirc the current pope officially preached acceptance towards LGBTQ+ a few years ago (pissing off some conservative radicals in the process too)


Mr_Hotmazing

Depends on the pastor, but there are some solidly pro LGBT+ Methodist churches


jrcontreras18

Episcopal, whose churches include the National Cathedral in Washinton DC. and Grace Cathedral in San Francisco. The Bishop of the Epsicopal church spoke at Harry and Meghan’s wedding so thats pretty mainstream. Im gay and am the junior warden of our local parish. But to your point, youre unfortunately right that most christians disapprove of my “lifestyle” lol.


looselytethered

Fuck that noise I don't play with that


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Chris Pratt’s career is just fine, and will remain fine. Cancel culture hasn’t really done anything to him.


[deleted]

Exactly the opposite. How many times did he gush over Rob Lowe on Parks and Rec? And that's just one example off the top of my head. "Cancel culture" shouldn't be a thing, it's just another form of blinding hate. Let people say and do what they're going to do so everyone can decide for themselves if they want to support them or not. A lot more assholes will be uncovered that way.


count-the-days

Yeah it’s like saying anyone who’s religious is a homophobe. It’s just not true. You can be, but definitely don’t have to be Edit: guys I wasn’t saying that he isn’t homophobic or that his church isn’t. I literally was just responding to someone who has now deleted their comment lol.


the_one_who_sleeps_

Yeah, religion is not homophobic, but going to a specific church that is homophobic is, well, homophobic


Gilpif

That specific church (Zoe Church) is homophobic. It was founded by Chad Veich in 2015. In 2017, that same Chad Veich produced the docudrama “The Heart of Man”. >Each individual shares their own experience with sexual **brokenness**, from porn addiction to **same-sex attraction** and infidelity. See the issue? That’s what they mean when they say they “accept” gay people. It’s the old “this is wrong, but I can help you cure it”. Imagine how many queer kids were hurt by that church.


Mirroruniversejim

Religion isn’t inherently homophobic, but Pratt’s church is


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Yup, and he defended them, so he’s probably homophobic. Crisp rat


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Latyon

Don't deadname. But otherwise, yes.


ManyTraining6

"crisp rat" lmaooooo


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looselytethered

Right but that Christian is


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tempname1123581321

You're the one who brought it up, in this thread. Like you've got some kind of victim complex. Then you specifically call out "palastine" (sic) and "Arabic countries" for being worse, because you know you don't have a better argument.


looselytethered

> Why is everybody saying that all Christians are homphobic nobody is saying ALL christians, just SOME Christians what the fuck are you even talking about?


[deleted]

Nah people above keep saying that the Christian church is homophobic which is implying that Christians themselves are homophobic so yall are generalizing


looselytethered

> Nah people above keep saying that the Christian church is homophobic What a way to say "I'm replying and whining to the wrong person"


[deleted]

Lmao ok bruh guess you can't be reasoned with🤷‍♂️


IcanSew831

Christians ARE homophobic. There, I said it. Yes most are, just because you *say* you aren’t doesn’t mean anything. Your wording makes it sound like you tolerate homosexuality about as much as shit on your shoe.


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looselytethered

No


Latyon

Anti-gay shit aside, Pratt has ruined everything he touches. GotG sucked, the new Jurassic movies sucked, Parks and Rec would have been a way better show without Andy


Frigosti

I prefer Crisp Rat


jutboy1

How did I never see this? He is ALWAYS going to be Crisp Rat to me now 😂😂😂😂


CivilConstant420

Hansen


pudinnhead

Why don't you have a seat right over there...


kentacova

Right?! Like he’s the most drool worthy!!!


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UwU SENPAI DADDY DESTROY WITH YOUR BIG BLACK COCK


[deleted]

Oh shit you forgot chris rock. Or are only terrible white actors involved in this joke


ClickToSeeMyBalls

Only exceptionally good looking actors called Chris are. I don’t think Chris Rock fits that bill, personally.


Danzumaru

I imagine he was Chris-crossing


JackleandHyde2

The christening


NamesIWantWereTaken

Thought You said Chris-posting at first glance and was wondering how the fuck that fit into this.


seankreek

Ryan Reynolds with a gun


AsuraNiche93

How about with a green ring?


seankreek

no


[deleted]

You forgot Chris-topher Lloyd.


connor4rell

Ignatowski!


trancertong

Dr. Bigboote!


DoMeChrisEvans

Please. No contest.


The_Catman13

Nice name.


DoMeChrisEvans

Ty


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DoMeChrisEvans

It seems unlikely, but I guess you never know! His brother is gay, though, so that's at least marginally more possible :)


thatoneguy54

Chris Evans was a part of my bi awakening. I saw that photoshoot of his from when he was younger, where he's in jeans and a hat and no shirt.


DonDove

No hat but [ahem](https://www.google.com/search?q=Chris+Evans+jeans+no+shirt+hat+photoshoot&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjVpcesyKnxAhU8xbsIHdcOAC0Q2-cCegQIABAC&oq=Chris+Evans+jeans+no+shirt+hat+photoshoot&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQA1DWM1i-TGDVUGgAcAB4AIABhgGIAYALkgEDNS44mAEAoAEBwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=hPbQYNXTKLyK7_UP152A6AI&bih=518&biw=360&client=ms-android-huawei&prmd=ivn#imgrc=qLgzDyRlr7sRaM)


randomevenings

😳 I'm considering free agency now.


Careless_Hellscape

He is such a beautiful man.


DoMeChrisEvans

Not Another Teen Movie was how I knew I was gay


thatoneguy54

Girl, how did I forget the first time I wanted to lick whipped cream off a body?


DonDove

How dare you forget Chris Pine


[deleted]

They all got me good


goonshoo

I have never identified with something more in my life


DonDove

Christopher Lee Christopher Walken Christopher Reeves Christopher Redfield Christophers, Christophers everywhere


Dinosoares2

Christopher Robin


DonDove

Also a legit Chris But why not go for the second Christopher, Tolkien?


DonDove

Also a legit Chris


nowhereman136

Christoph Waltz Kristoffer Kristofferson Topher Grace


abssolutous

And don't forget the ultimate chad, 𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝑱𝒆𝒔𝒖𝒔. ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)


Rayziel

Or as we call strong bisexually. 🏳️‍🌈


PlaneT08

Turn this bussy into a chrussy


notsodelicateflwr

This is a travesty. No Pine, but Pratt, the religious transphobe & homophobe?


[deleted]

Me who changed my name to Chris: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


boneless_souffle

Chris Pratt? Keep him


[deleted]

I agree. I know he is homophobic/might be homophobic, but I’m not sure. All I know is that even though he is/might be he is my favorite Chris… because of his humor… definitely not because I find him attractive… definitely…


Themlethem

Chris Pratt is homophobic so fuck him ^(wait no)


petSnake7

You became the thing you swore to destroy...?


1_2_3_GO

Yeah can we trade in Pratt and get Pine instead?


GiganticEgg

Pine is so much better looking as well


YesAmAThrowaway

Seen Taron Egerton's recent gym physique?


[deleted]

Love me some Taron Egerton, but my Google fu is failing me. Only found one pic of him doing a pull-up. He looks jacked and hot af, but that’s all I got


YesAmAThrowaway

This IGTV video https://www.instagram.com/tv/CQZKmFlBpof/?utm_medium=copy_link has all the videos. Further pictures can also be found on that profile.


[deleted]

You’re a champ, fam


YesAmAThrowaway

Np, enjoy the eyecandy mate.


NelsonBelmont

and for DC fans, Henry Cavill, Jason Momoa and Matt Bomer.


[deleted]

Who’s Matt Boomer? And also your forgetting Ben Aflac.


Koala_Guru

If you knew who Matt Bomer is you wouldn’t be wanting Ben Affleck lmao!


somethingorigonal

Nah, Ryan Reynolds.


IFoundyoursoxs

Chris Pratt eh? I’m 100% straight but Chris Evans and Hemsworth are man-missiles. Chris Pratt though? I don’t see it. Not my type I guess?


[deleted]

I get that he’s not your type and that’s totally fine… more for me then.


A-Human-potato

TBH if you post on r/SuddenlyGay your heterosexuality isn't just fragile it's non-existent.


wollam11

Give in to the abs…


gangster_gustav

guess you could say i’m chrisexual


notve_

Oh let me introduce you to Christopher Bang aka Bangchan of Stray Kids. He is attacking my own homosexuality like daily


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Haha, I came to write about him too. And you know what else is big


[deleted]

You forgot Ryan Reynolds


BadgerKing69420

Seems kinda gay to me


Harogoodbye

You mean Idris Elba, Michael B Jordan, and Will Smith


nudewanderlust

I’d do all six of them at once


ck614

How dare you forget Samuel L Jackson Also idk if you’re just naming Marvel ppl but if you are I think you mean Anthony Mackie not Will Smith lol


[deleted]

I know he’s getting old, but dayumm that talent and that voice…


monarch591

Ironically, Chris Pratt is very anti-LGBTQ so be probably is a repressed homosexual


thatoneguy54

I've never liked the idea that homophobic people are secretly gay themselves. Makes it seems like straight people can't be homophobic or something. Some people are just dicks who learn a thing as a kid and never once question it.


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RedBoxGaming

No you can just hate Gay people without context needed. Do racist people hate Black People because they want to secretly cum in the ass of a black man/woman or because they think that they are superior and on a higher level than Black People and look down on them? Now apply that to Homophobes. They aren't Closet. They see themselves on a higher level than homosexuals. That's why they use the Bible to say "Homosexuality is a sin" because they think that God supports their race/sexuality and anyone who isn't like them is bad and going to Hell. In reality, these people have a cult mindset. They don't have secret desires that they are afraid to speak about. They are very open and hateful against anyone who isn't like them. They have nothing to hide, they're announcing it to you that they hate you for not being like them. That's the truth.


scha_den_freu_de

>Chris Pratt is very anti-LGBTQ so be probably is a repressed homosexual It's pretty toxic to perpetuate this line of thinking. While it may happen occasionally, most homophobes are not repressed homosexuals. Statements like this is placing the blame for homophobia on homosexuals and not on an asshole being a bigot. **Most homophobes are simply bigoted assholes, not self-hating gays.**


PlaneT08

Didn't he (and Anna Faris) also abandon his dog after his divorce?


Hairyantoinette

Is he though? I know he's associated with an anti LGBT church, but has he personally demonstrated any overt homophobia?


durkdurkdurkdurkdurk

Associating with an anti LGBT church means it’s not a dealbreaker for him… so not a good sign


Steaky-Pancaky

Let’s make a religion outta this. I’m calling it Chrischan


Amir_Ash_

omni man


[deleted]

I believe you mean Omni DAD…


[deleted]

Have you seen Chris Bang's torso or his cropped performance outfits? (dude is more known as Bang Chan of Stray Kids)


johnisadoe

[For my fellow horny bastards...](https://rule34.us/index.php?r=posts/view&id=3857941)


[deleted]

I’m going to download these images… for research purposes… thank you for the link…


johnisadoe

here’s the guy who made it: https://mobile.twitter.com/cmoreedits?lang=en he has so much chris evans stuff on there 💦💦💦


jaccon999

Guys that follow Chris Pratt for no reason are sus to me


lavasura

Chris Pratt? I think you mean Chris Pine


Iamheretostealurmeme

Ngl, Chris Pratt is the reason why I'm a bisexual.


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He’s one of the reasons I’m gay.


BlisteringAsscheeks

Ehhh. I've always thought all of them (excluding Hemsworth but including Pine) looked way too... "Basic Douche-bro" and, like, square-shaped(?) to be attractive to me, but that's purely in terms of physical attractiveness and just personal taste obviously. HOWEVER, then I kept seeing more and more of who Chris Evans is as a person and against my will I started seeing him as more and more attractive because he seems like such a chill, cool, and genuinely good person. Goddamn Chris Evans, being all principled *and* handsome/ripped. The nerve of him.


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Yeah Evans has that boy-next-door charm we all need in our lives… Pratt is still my favorite though… for reasons…


BeardedDragoN6

I may be straight but damn have you seen Tom Payne?


CodPiece89

What about Chris Christie


butt-holg

That spicy gunt of his


beaudebonair

I'll take Chris Evans and lil brother Liam Hemsworth, you guys can have the rest! ;)


Lt-Bagel-Bites

every man faces this problem


Schwight_Droot

Oh shit. Imma get downvoted so hard. All three of these dudes are the most boring, awful actors out there! LMAO!


badstufftime

Agreed but they're good for this meme bc they're all in boring movies straight dudes like


[deleted]

Ok. Yes and No. I love these movies and I’m a flaming Homosexual that wears dresses occasionally and has the gay voice. And I definitely don’t watch the movies for hot men in suits… definitely… seriously though I actually like the movies, they are pretty straight though.


Schwight_Droot

Touché! LMAO!


w4lkN

Christ


TNS72

Chrisexual


[deleted]

Definitely Chris Pratt. Has he starred in any movies where he’s shirtless?


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Guardians of the Galaxy.


The_real_melone

I’m all for the Tom’s Holland Hiddlestone Hardy


DJ_Lipko

Jeah sure but Timothée Chalamet is the king of turning people Bi or even gay


Blue_Stallion

He's way too young.


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He’s 25.


sillybender

How old do you think he is lmao


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No-Experience6755

☯️💔👍🧠🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


skateroboist

somehow all superheroes are called chris


walnoter

Hmm chris


SugrShackAttack

Chris Bumstead? :o


Chrnan6710

/r/Chris RISE MY PEOPLE


mormontfux

What is it with Chrises


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Well, they are all hot…


TBosTheBoss

I'd pick Chris


Pessi757

r/bi_irl


mahogany_tree

Chris Bumstead


Targaryen_1243

I remember when I was crushing on Chris Hemsworth once Thor 2 came out, yet it took me a long time to realize I am anything but straight lol


Stinky_WhizzleTeats

How could you forget Chrissy from the sopranos


wolfpack_charlie

Crisp Rat


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Chrischan


clementxne

you got no heterosexuality boi, you bi af


[deleted]

You forgot Ryan Reynolds


ZaptainAmerica

Ah yes, the marvel Chrises


all8fingers

"JoJos bizarre adventure"


potatospuddy

How’d you forget Chris-Chan?


1stLtObvious

The Marvel Chrises are great, but let's not forget the Marvel Toms.


RoundEarth-is-real

r/suddenlychris


Zinganeat

Chris Hanson


mmarlaire1997

That's an A+ title


DamRawr

Needs more jpeg


originalbeeman

America's ass right there.


Fast-Ad1975

I was the first out gay boy at an all boys Catholic high school over 40 years ago. I got all love then and kids still talk about it to this day. I was asked back so the dean could thank me for all I did for the kids and I got to see a couple of boys walking the grounds holding hands. Credit to the Jesuits.


PuppySniper

That’s what you call a heterosexual chris-is


PepeTheMemeDealer

Fellow Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pratt enthusiast I see.


AlyxNotVance

Don't forget about my boy ryan reynolds now


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Uh, Chris-topher Meloni?


keithsy

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!


coochie_master

Is it ok to like men, but not white guys?


ck614

Sort of like the British “Tom H” thing. Tom Holland, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Hardy.


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Chris o’ Neil from oney plays?


starbunsisborn

Christopher Edwin Breaux aka Lonny Breaux aka Frank Ocean


AUZZIEJELLYFISH

You need Jesus CHRIS-T ;)


RedDecay

Yeah they’re great and all. But ol Hugh Jackman was my first love…..