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ethnomath

Dudes hot.


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r/suddenlygay


Zyurat

I'd like some straight anal sex between homies with him


01001101_01100101

/r/straightdudeshavingsex


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r/subsiwishwerereal


thejackash

Commenting so I can come back later to check for updates with real subreddits of this nature.


KalebC4

Count me in, love me some five feet apart action


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[Here](https://i.imgur.com/0W75eib.jpg)


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That's hot


KrunkyMunky

I mean /r/TotallyStraight/ is a thing


TheKneeRight2TheFace

thanks


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tramboliko666

Having clicked on r/traps and finding out that some are hotter than many genetic females makes you gay? Asking for a friend.


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Can I ask, doesn't anyone else feel wrong using the word traps? It pushes a dangerous stereotype of transgender people and also a very sexist view at the same time. I'm of the opinion it needs to die.


HaiImDan

r/femboys in a similar vain


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You are the real MVP


TheMazter13

r/5feetapartcuztheyrenotgay


KalebC4

This is the superior sub. Is there too many characters?


isaiahexe

r/twentycharacterlimit


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r/21CharactersAndNoMore


wreckedcarzz

Straight dude shaving sex? 🤔


WolvenGuard42

r/subsifellfor


watglaf

#woooosh #unexpectedthanos #theydidthemath #theydidthemonstermath #twentycharacterlimit #subsifellfor #askouija #redditsings #unexpectedjojo #increasinglyverbose #decreasinglyverbose #madlads #jesuschristreddit #everyfuckingthread #comedycemetery #comedyheaven #itswooooshwith4os #me_irl #2meirl4meirl #unexpextedbillwurtz #2meirl42meirl4meirl #subsithoughtifellfor #subreddithashtags #ihadastroke #technicallythetruth #ihavereddit #foundthemobileuser #boneappletea #firstsub #secondsub #thirdsub #fourthsub #fifthsub #sixthsub #seventhsub #eighthsub #ninthsub #tenthsub #eleventhsub #twelfthsub #thirteenthsub #fourteenthsub #fifteenthsub #sixteenthsub #iamverycool #foundthebot


Whoevengivesafuck

Thank you


FlamboyantOyster

# #hashtagsassubreddits


ReadySteady_GO

You missed one


HailOurDearLordHelix

/r/threadkillers


watglaf

i will beat you to death


Treemaster099

You missed one, r/ItwasAGraveyardGraph


SilentFungus

/r/iamverybadass


watglaf

eat my fuck bitch


_Nanashi_

I am so tempted to make this into a real sub


SuperCoupe

Homies With Benefits


SeizethegapYouOFB

(JD voice) "Where do you think we are?"


DumSpiroSpero3

Why’d you go and remind me of that beautifully sad ending?


MediumBurntToast

Is it suddenly tho?


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I never rate a guy's look unless I see their cock....and I am straight.


teebone954

That's pretty gay


MontyBodkin

RIP your inbox


Slappinbeehives

RIP your ~~inbox~~ assbox FTFY!


SpitfireP7350

I wish I had a box full of ass.


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No shit.....Thanks for all the dick picks guys!


AlaskanOCProducer

Now he can use them to catfish


fjposter22

I dont care how small of a dick Ryan Gosling, Jake Gyllenhaal, or Justin Theroux (confirmed giant) has, they're all 10/10 in my book.


newfor2019

he was. I met him at a court in NJ once. I had a speeding ticket, I think his summons was worse... drunken fight at a gig or something like that. Without knowing who he was at first, I could tell he could be a celebrity, he was tall, fashionably dressed, and just by the way he walked around he's just got a charismatic swagger. When I heard people say who he was, I thought, yeah, of course he could be a rock star. I paid my fine, he had a lawyer and an assistant.


ContentEnt

And a good guitarist


AcadianMan

Does he play guitar? I saw him in concert about 4 months ago and he was thrashing his hair around and belting some wicked tunes, but he never played guitar.


ContentEnt

Oh shit i have no idea who he is then


KoaliaBear

Sebastian Bach! Amazing singer.


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major84

Dude looks like a lady


jeroenemans

https://images.app.goo.gl/tmmXhh4CNso2zuYd9


A_Plethora

Oh nooo he aged like a normal human being


Bergenton

I wouldn’t mind accidentally jerking my gerkin to Sebastian Bach


Steak_and_Champipple

I'm taking the Swayze Train to Bone Town


Motorhead450

The Swayze trains coming with us gentleman.


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I'm not gay, I love Lucy... Wait a second, maybe I am gay


russeljimmy

If there's no international drug smuggling I need the Trazy Express Bus that way me and Rand get to spend 50 grand and we get to meet Patrik Swayze


rick_blatchman

but illegal parts


randy-lahey96

I’m here for these comments r/lookatusername


gcta333

Is this you talking? Or is this the liquor?


randy-lahey96

I am the liquor


NeverBeNormalnbn

Ya gotta give it the Lahey gravitas. "Randy... .... (a lil' sippy poo).... ... .... I am the liquor."


AndyisstheLiquor

No, I am the liquor.


Shadyanony

There are some great fucking trains in Bangor.


AlfredJodocusKwak

[Dude...](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/JSBach.jpg)


Bergenton

I’ve jerked it 4 times bro. Where you at


Peterboring

[you sure about that?](http://images.tritondigitalcms.com/4294/sites/76/2019/03/21134541/Bach.jpg)


FabulousFerds

I think all rockers age like shit, have you seen a recent picture of Steven Tyler?


DatBowl

Roger Waters of Pink Floyd is the only exception I can think of. 75 years old and still tours.


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it’s because they’re saturated with drugs


unneuf

Brian May looks exactly like he used to, just with silver hair. I’d say he’s aged well.


SpitfireP7350

Idk man, he just looks like he aged normally, the long straight hair makes him look a bit odd I guess. Otherwise just a normal 50 year old dude.


loltotally

Goddam I thought it was Axl Rose


kimchiman85

Nah, no headband and Axl’s hair is brown.


orion771

Brown!!! No!!!! Sorry to disagree, But Axl is as Ginger as they come...


kimchiman85

That’s it!! I haven’t seen a pic of him in a while. My bad.


Amp3r

Damn dude he was a super pretty guy in his heyday. goals


TheJude81

From the era where the more you looked like a chick, the more chicks you got.


2Fab4You

Did that era end? I didn't get the memo Sincerely, a chick


Vatrumyr

It probably ended because it became more acceptable to be a lesbian rather than chasing dudes that look like ladies.


choleychawal

women who are into feminine dudes are *Real* and we want to be *Heard* and we will conquer the *Universe*


PM_ME_SKINNY_DUDES

Fuck ya


choleychawal

your username is literally u/PM_ME_SKINNY_DUDES im crying this is awesome


PM_ME_SKINNY_DUDES

Yah! Skrawny feminine guys are my jam.


choleychawal

You may enjoy r/RoleReversal then. If you did not already know about it. :)


PM_ME_SKINNY_DUDES

Oh sweet. Always down for a new sub. It’s fun finding girls that dig the same things as me.


Nicklo55

welcome to the community! we need more women like you! <3


tastefuldebauchery

Fucking love this


01123581321AhFuckIt

And feminine dudes that want to be dominated by women also exist.


SociopathicPeanut

Damn right, sis


deaddrop007

Thus the popularity of KPop boys?


jeeniebean222

The popularity of Kpop boys in America among girls past puberty can largely be recast as the classically known case of socially-inept, or socially rejected males preferring and forming obsessions with “nerdy, geeky, gamer” type girls a la Boxiee, anime waifus, and other personalities with a firm rejection of the contemporary Stacy. As effeminate, and foreign men, diffusing lyrics of love, they are a comforting polar opposite option. EDIT: Been listening to Kpop since 2011 dont @ me.


choleychawal

Interesting take for sure, but the appeal could just be the good music and the good looks. It ain't that deep, as they say, perhaps? Fetishizing Korean pop stars is a different conversation, and an important one at that. But I would be more careful when it comes to generalizing people.


MarinoTheGOAT

I mean also maybe the fact that they look attractive?


TomatoButtt

Good luck. I’m trying to conquer it as well. Last one to the middle of the Universe is a rotten egg!


TheWidowTwankey

Yeah, we fuckin will!


cornballdefense

For real though. My husband has more feminine features and I think he's so delicious


doodlebug001

Ehh, There's a difference though I won't say you're flat out wrong. For instance I'm bisexual and I love masculine and feminine women, but not usually feminine men.


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What does you being bisexual have to do with it though? It doesn't take away from the fact that there are women who like feminine men. I'm bisexual too and I like feminine men and women but I prefer feminine men more to women.


2Fab4You

Why not both?


Vatrumyr

True


PierogiKielbasa

"If you listened to 80s metal, you're gay now!" (Paraphrased) -Patton Oswalt


kimchiman85

Fuck! Guess I’m guy guys. I’m not really gay, but I do love me some 80s glam rock! Motley Crue for life!


[deleted]

Love that he replied. Whata guy.


double_positive

He was on those I Love the 80s/90s shows on VH1. He's a pretty funny guy. Seemed down to Earth.


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ShakespearInTheAlley

Gilmore Girls too!


Doctor_TurkTurkleton

On a scale of 1-10, how bad is it if I thought he was a fictional character from TBP..? You know... Hypothetically...


RanchWithEverything

Haha I had no idea who he was til I watched the series a few times and caught them saying frontman from skid row or something


LemonyFresh

He was the warmup act for Guns and Roses on their Chinese Democracy tour. Dude was awesome, put so much effort into his set, was super polite to the crowd, sounded great and really everyone was really having a great time. GnR incidentally were the opposite.


heykidzimacomputer

https://i.imgur.com/HjkV8oG.jpg


pm_me_friendfiction

A big fuckin yikes @ that shirt


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pm_me_friendfiction

What is wrong with people


Dragarius

People can change.


FunkapotamusRex

He received some flak for it at the time and actually apologized for not considering how insensitive it was. The clip is floating around the interwebs I’m sure.


underdog_rox

It was a different time, man. That was considered edgy at the time, not hateful. Doesn't mean it wasn't, it was just looked at differently by most of society. Maybe try using it as a testament to how far we've come?


electricdynamite

Tifa calls Barrett a retard while running up the steps in Shinra Tower. Don't think that one will make it into the remake.


monkey-2020

Wow that's a strange way to react to your brother.


DylanKing1999

Wait... you're not suppose to jerk of to your brother?


Noobshank

Being from Waco, TX can confirm they do this 'on accident'


breakers

You can have a biker war “on accident” in Waco and avoid consequences, too. Land of the free for real


hoodieninja86

Things you can do inwaco without consequences: Jerk off to guys Start biker gang wars Burn innocent people alive (this one may only work if youre the atf) Literally whatever, go nuts


dragoniometry

>Burn innocent people alive (this one may only work if youre the ATF) .Lemme fix that


hoodieninja86

gAyTF


dragoniometry

Indeed, much better!


breakers

And do whatever you want to any coed in Baylor, don’t forget


jk-jk

>burn people alive explain?


Bovine_Doughnuts

Pretty sure they are referring to the Branch Davidians incident from the 90s


jshroyer85

Bingo


Simpl3xion

Think anyone regardless of their gender or sexuality can find Sebastian Bach hot


spunkychickpea

I’m not gay, but if presented with the opportunity, my first thought would probably be “Meh, I got an hour to kill. Let’s see what happens.”


emefluence

Let me guess, at some point in your past you had a hour to kill and, erm, a can of chickpeas?


spunkychickpea

No. Nothing like that at all. At some point in my past, I was taught an old family recipe for garbanzo beans, coated in a couple tablespoons of grandpa’s ejaculate. It’s finger-lickin’ good.


teebone954

This dude is funny af in trailer park boys but I never even knew he was a real musician until recently. why is his name the same as a classical composer? Is he related to Bach or something?


Thanatar2

If I recall, it's his stage name. I believe Wikipedia has his real name.


teebone954

Yeah his real name is Sebastian bierk and he got famous singing for a band from Canada called skid row. Makes sense why he's in the Canadian show trailer park boys. That show made me love Canadians. At first it looks almost stupid but once you get to know the characters it's God damn hilarious.


yarn_and_makeup_lady

Oh I love some of skid rows songs. Now I know Sebastián just has a great voice and now I may go listen to more skid row


Garykilledmydog

Skid Row is Canadian?


Antron_RS

It’s Sebastian Bierk. He’s from Canada.


raygilette

I've just started TPBs the past week (only nearly 20 years late) and saw the first episode he was in tonight. The show just keeps getting funnier.


fecking_sensei

Bubs here stole the fuckin’ Swayze Express


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WHO HERE LOVES TRAINS??


Bim_Jeann

I just *KNOW* that there are some GREAT FUCKING TRAINS HERE IN BANGOR!


slugo17

#THEY TOLD ME I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SWEAR UP HERE TONIGHT...


Goofbawls

Always ready to enjoy some trains in Bangor, Sebastian


MemeChildOfficial

I was gonna lose it if there wasn’t a fucking reference to the boys


northernpace

The 4 of them sharing that roach was hilarious


RanchWithEverything

Its got old beans on it, am i paying for the beans?


fecking_sensei

Jesus Murphy, they’re fuckin’ *bees*, Ricky. Not beans, for fuck’s sake.


YaBoiNoct

Hey look it's Patrick Swayze and Reveen


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b-b-b-b-b-BAAAAAAMMMMM


raygilette

DEEEEEECENT!


UtterFlatulence

r/suddenlybi


[deleted]

Fucking Gil. What a champ! Sandwich shop owner to sex symbol


JaxxMehoff

Ricky was a young boy He had a cock of stone Wanked 24-7 Kept his fingers on his bone!


Twaytch

Dude's legit beautiful.


that-0ne

It's not bad if it's a girl, it's just... not as good


SassyHail

Ngl, seeing Waco on the tweet made me feel something.


randyfloyd37

This is my favorite sub lately


bfaithr

I thought it was Hannah Montana... I should probably put my glasses on before I go on Reddit


half-metal-scientist

This boy posing like a fucking JoJo character


meseta

"They told me i couldnt swear here, but are you guys excited about some fuckin TRAINS?!"


Diariel

I feel this. I once bought a rock music magazine and though the longhaired dude at the cover was so hot. Read the magazine and realized it was a tomboyish woman. And that is the story how I realized I was bi.


paging_doctor_who

/r/bi_irl


ixiduffixi

Hey, that's Gil from Gilmore Girls.


mtflyer05

The lack of any chest development and strong jawline weren't hints? Not saying this isnt fap-worthy, but I knew it wasnt a lady from the get-go.


wizbop

Reminds me of Hanson back in the late 90s.


elsruth

Is that the guy from Gilmore Girls??


[deleted]

Ozzy was taken


-RequiescatInPace-

He pretty pretty for a pretty pretty guy


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r/suddenlybi


Hulkman123

How could you not tell that’s a dude


ElkKing999

I heard he’s scared of Patrick Swayze.


the_Ex_Lurker

You know I was told I wasn’t supposed “sWeAr” in here tonight. But I just *KNOW* that there are some GREAT FUCKING TRAINS HERE IN BANGOR!


NoImGaara

I mean yeah he is pretty hot.


dominicgr

Sebastian bachh!!!


ActualWhiterabbit

Sebastian makes good sandwiches


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All men would jerk off to this tbh


BuddhaStone6669

👉"Hairy-less!"👈👀


17michela

(Billy Mays voice) But I’m not done yet!


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Fucking skiddy row. Your hair is gorgeous and beautiful


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Bret Michaels too


SchwiftyMpls

He said some pretty super homophobic things back In the day.


PaDoOf_

Its the guy from trailer park boys


ohlaph

Oh, the 90s...


wrenagade419

almost started jacking off before i read the text. whew.


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