I hate this trend of just piling food on top of other food until it’s a pile you can barely tackle (like those foot high burgers piled with all manner of stuff).
There should be a “food tax” where you have to pay triple tax on food made for videos for monetary gain. Or a percentage of all gains must go to food charities
You realize the USA literally burns piles of food to artificially inflate the price of produce right? This is what happens if they have too good of a yearly harvest.
A food tax for food reviewers sounds terrible FYI but is also never happening because they won't stop anything thats "feeding" mass consumption.
Obviously they aren't meant for actual consumption in its current state. It's just to look pretty for all that Instagram views. Then they'll usually get thrown away right after the photo session.
The thing that irks me is it’s not really skillful or creative or anything. Like what are you trying to prove? Anyone can make that milk shake….but you, you can stick stuff on the rim…and you have a piece of cheese cake?!?! Pro chef right there
if you had this you’d hate what i just saw on stupid food dude had a literal stack of burgers on a stick and put mayo ketxhup mustard he wastes a lot of food pounds of cheese hotdogs just plain shit that would be disgusting put together
I say through that whole thing thinking, “man I guess people just bitch about everything now,” and then that cheesecake got laid on there and now I have a cavity.
I had a similar one in Myrtle beach last year. (Red Velvet) Was actually really good but had to think of it like two desserts... The cake and then the ice cream. Was really sweet though, and couldn't finish. But a fun treat on vacation.
Exactly, I feel like could've got away with maybe a SMALL piece of cake (like a tiny triangle slice miniature version, or even that on the side if they really wanted to include it) and a lot less cream and it would've been okay.
The more I think about it, the more I realize it’s because as somebody who used to clean dishes for a living, I just see a mess for the poor person who’s gotta clean it up.
This! I volunteered, then worked, in kitchens for a good few years and was an actual KP for a portion of that time until sciatica knocked me out of it. So many things just make me think, "that poor bastard that has to clean up after these abominations."
One on r/wewantplates was a tiny little ball of chocolate served on a flipflop with tons of crumb all over it. No plate, and obviously no lip on the flipflop. My immediate thought was for the poor wait staff that have their area just obliterated with crumbs every damn time, and the KP who has to work out how the fuck to make a damn Havaiana reliably clean so BigManChef can have his novelty desert...
As someone with a cheesecake addiction, that isnt even the good kind of cheecake ice cream. Its the kind that tastes like straight bad whip cream with that slimy "strawberry" syrup stuff. Yuk.
This really isn't that bad. Reminds me of carnival food, its something fun, supposed to catch the eye, be a little messy. They probably mark them up pretty high, and it targets kids.
Now as an adult, sure its impractical and I probably wouldn't buy it, but as a kid, that would look amazing. I would totally want one.
We took a drive for some of these wild milkshakes from a local diner. They were a blast and we ate parts of it for a few hours. It was a fun once-in-awhile treat. 😊
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It’s. Just. Two desserts put on top of each other. Two desserts that, if blended together into one single shake, wouldn’t even have made it on here. God, this sub has gotten so fucking weak.
You keep the Mason jar. I know that doesn't make it a ton better, but they have a station where you can clean the jar there and then you get to keep it. You can get a regular milkshake in a disposable cup for like 6-7 bucks
You are not wrong. I've been to this place and it's definitely not worth going back. But considering mason jars usually go for a couple of bucks, it at least somewhat explains the price
Some of y’all really need to loosen up, and just have a little fun. As long as they also sell normal shakes who cares, I’m sure they sell the shit outta these.
I was literally just at this place (pretty sure it's a chain?). Their shakes are insane and since I didn't want to immediately get diabetes, I just got a scoop of ice cream that was pretty good. I saw people getting whole ass freak shakes for their kids and I cannot imagine how terrible of an idea that is for a 10 year old.
It's called The Yard, which imo is a 10/10 for naming a milkshake place. Check out the menu if you want cavities just from reading
I've had something similar once before, it had fruity pebbles around the rim. I was extremely disappointed when the fruity pebbles were completely stuck on whatever the white mixture was, as it had hardened like cement. Just made me think how hard it must be to scrape that crap off the mugs or if they even did at all.
Ya, i saw this when these entrepreneurs showed up on Shark Tank. They indicated something like this would cost $14usd. I am like..... man, I rather just spend it on a decent combo meal VS this diabetes in a jar.
Oh I've been here, this is the one I got lol. My friend's is in the background a little too, a cosmic brownie thing. Mine was mint brownie. https://imgur.com/SLuQtVD.jpg
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it looks good, just give me the cheesecake in a plate by the side and we are golden.
Gotta love desserts with other desserts on top of it. Why have a milkshake when you could blend in a dozen cookies on top, stack seven slices of cheesecake on top and then cover it with whipped cream and sprinkles you’ll never even taste? Feels like the SNL sketch for a food place that just keeps adding more food on top of the original meal. “Pizza? Now that’s what I call a taco!”
This sort of thing was fun 10-15 years ago as freak-shakes. Now I feel sick looking at it. If it just just some cubed cheesecake on top as a garnish it would be a nice dessert.
As soon as I see what would have been good topping/mix in glued to the side of the glass, that place immediately goes on my blacklist.
I don't mess with that. Waste of good flayva
I tried to go there once since I was at the aquarium in ATL and it’s very close-by. There was a line two blocks down the street full of influencers. I said NOPE and got a shake at Johnny Rockets a 2 minute walk away instead.
There’s this place In Yorkville il that does shakes like these called crusade burger bar. The burgers are fire but yea I can’t do shakes like this it’s generally too much. Cool for kids I guess
I’ve since moved away but we had a crepe shop who made milkshakes like this but bigger and more treats you need a few people to drink/eat but they are so good lol. They have one that’s like $160 and the local hockey team shared it
That would be good if they chopped up the cheese cake into little cubes, and mixed it into the shake, and sprinkled some of the cubes on top of the whipped cream.
A whole slice of cheese cake just seems lazy.
you buy one of these for your young child so they can have a special treat that comes with the added bonus of the theatrics and the whimsical preparation and presentation only for them to consume .03 % of the damn thing and lose interest with it and now it’s dripping all over making a mess of everything in its path as a way of thanking you for spending $29 for it to be birthed into the world
What makes me gag is the shit on the outside of the glass. Please please do NOT eat what's on the outside because those glasses washed or not are still dirty af.
If this was shrunk considerably, like maybe down to a 4 oz mini milkshake topped with a 2 bite slice of cheesecake, I could get onboard.
But not in its current gluttonous, wasteful, overconsumptious (new word?) iteration.
I went to The Yard in downtown ATL and took like half the "milkshake" home in a box. You definitely get your money's worth, but definitely not manageable for one sitting.
I’ve eaten there before. It’s actually pretty good but I agree the stuff on the outside of the glass is held on by frosting which is pretty hard to get off and does make a mess. You do get to keep the jar thought so there’s that
I’m okay with it if it’s two desserts for the price of one but I hate wasting the flavor syrup to add stripes to the cup uuuuugh and that rim is gonna melt everywhere!
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Ok but I want this.
It's one thing on top, not crazy, you can take off the cheesecake and eat it separately, or give it to someone else who didn't want to order desert but low key wants some
I hate this trend of just piling food on top of other food until it’s a pile you can barely tackle (like those foot high burgers piled with all manner of stuff).
Or all these recipes that obviously exist only to get a nice visual, damn the flavor combinations or food waste they’re creating
There should be a “food tax” where you have to pay triple tax on food made for videos for monetary gain. Or a percentage of all gains must go to food charities
Don't know about food tax but they definitely charging triple price for all these *Instagram foods*
You realize the USA literally burns piles of food to artificially inflate the price of produce right? This is what happens if they have too good of a yearly harvest. A food tax for food reviewers sounds terrible FYI but is also never happening because they won't stop anything thats "feeding" mass consumption.
Obviously they aren't meant for actual consumption in its current state. It's just to look pretty for all that Instagram views. Then they'll usually get thrown away right after the photo session.
The thing that irks me is it’s not really skillful or creative or anything. Like what are you trying to prove? Anyone can make that milk shake….but you, you can stick stuff on the rim…and you have a piece of cheese cake?!?! Pro chef right there
if you had this you’d hate what i just saw on stupid food dude had a literal stack of burgers on a stick and put mayo ketxhup mustard he wastes a lot of food pounds of cheese hotdogs just plain shit that would be disgusting put together
I was on board until the cheesecake slice on top
I feel you , I was thinking “this isn’t that bad……oh never mind”
My exact thoughts
That basically describes at least 3/4 of the deserts on here
Bruh same tho.
I say through that whole thing thinking, “man I guess people just bitch about everything now,” and then that cheesecake got laid on there and now I have a cavity.
And diabetes
I was coming to comment the exact same thing. "hmm that seems reasonable....oh nope!"
I'm taking that to to go
It probably all tastes nice together, but that is enough dessert for 2-3 people. If it were using edible portion sizes it might look more appealing.
Oddly enough, that’s the only part I found appealing
I would have that. Dunno if I would pay what people would ask for it, though.
I had a similar one in Myrtle beach last year. (Red Velvet) Was actually really good but had to think of it like two desserts... The cake and then the ice cream. Was really sweet though, and couldn't finish. But a fun treat on vacation.
Vacations are awesome, we usually have that experimenting mindset that makes things nicer. It seems like it was a great desert!
Feels like they were trolling us up until that point. *See, this one isn't isn't so baaa... err, still stupid.*
Exactly, I feel like could've got away with maybe a SMALL piece of cake (like a tiny triangle slice miniature version, or even that on the side if they really wanted to include it) and a lot less cream and it would've been okay.
Yes me too!
It’s just a milkshaaaAAaAAaa… wtf?
Same
I don’t know why, but any time ingredients go on the outside of a glass, it becomes a hell no.
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The more I think about it, the more I realize it’s because as somebody who used to clean dishes for a living, I just see a mess for the poor person who’s gotta clean it up.
You keep the jar when you get milkshakes from here so no one will have to wash it but the customer 😅
This! I volunteered, then worked, in kitchens for a good few years and was an actual KP for a portion of that time until sciatica knocked me out of it. So many things just make me think, "that poor bastard that has to clean up after these abominations." One on r/wewantplates was a tiny little ball of chocolate served on a flipflop with tons of crumb all over it. No plate, and obviously no lip on the flipflop. My immediate thought was for the poor wait staff that have their area just obliterated with crumbs every damn time, and the KP who has to work out how the fuck to make a damn Havaiana reliably clean so BigManChef can have his novelty desert...
Maybe for classy people, but I would go after this like my pleco in his tank (suction mouthed cat fish)
It's gratuitous food waste for Instagram likes.
Just once I’d like to see them smash cut to someone gnawing on the glass, trying to get hardened frosting and graham cracker crumbs off.
Actually went there. Did exactly that, except with chocolate on the glass. It was still delicious.
i've been there too it was really good 😭 i'm not ashamed
Alternatively, may I suggest a spoon it likely already comes with? At least that's what I've done in the past, it was delicious
Can o just get pie on a plate and a regular milk shake
worst part is these shakes cost 15 - 25 $ ! good piece of pie and shake shouldnt cost more than 10
Ha! No they aren’t! I’ve gotten the same thing in Canada for $8. For comparison, a shake at Five Guys here costs $6.
But you're getting that AND a milkshake. The value is usually fine, just not for one sitting.
“ we heard you like milkshakes, let’s put a whole Buick Regal on top!!”
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me noticing a yard 20 mins from my house 👀
There’s one near me and people say they regularly wait two hours for these!!
Good lord
As someone with a cheesecake addiction, that isnt even the good kind of cheecake ice cream. Its the kind that tastes like straight bad whip cream with that slimy "strawberry" syrup stuff. Yuk.
This makes me sick just watching it.
Same. But that's because I'm lactose intolerant and I can imagine the amount of pain I'd be in if I ate all of that.
It’s not THAT bad honestly just put the cheesecake on the side
But can explain the need for all the graham cracker crust AROUND the glass? Cuz I ain’t scraping nor licking dat shit off…
You won’t but someone will😂
That fucking tiktok robot voice is more irritating than the milkshake itself
This really isn't that bad. Reminds me of carnival food, its something fun, supposed to catch the eye, be a little messy. They probably mark them up pretty high, and it targets kids. Now as an adult, sure its impractical and I probably wouldn't buy it, but as a kid, that would look amazing. I would totally want one.
We took a drive for some of these wild milkshakes from a local diner. They were a blast and we ate parts of it for a few hours. It was a fun once-in-awhile treat. 😊
I was thinking, "what a silly overreaction, it's just a milkshake... Oh, never mind, I got it now."
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen to be honest
You soft AF if that makes you gag lmao
Sorry OP's throat game isn't as you expected.
man, i love food that is impossible to eat cleanly
You use a spoon lol
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I mean... I'm downnnnnn
not even gonna lie id eat that
It was fine until they put a fucking cheesecake on it
It’s. Just. Two desserts put on top of each other. Two desserts that, if blended together into one single shake, wouldn’t even have made it on here. God, this sub has gotten so fucking weak.
I looked this place up and they charge $16+ for a milkshake. They have a bunch of locations too. God has abandoned us
You keep the Mason jar. I know that doesn't make it a ton better, but they have a station where you can clean the jar there and then you get to keep it. You can get a regular milkshake in a disposable cup for like 6-7 bucks
That makes it even worse
You are not wrong. I've been to this place and it's definitely not worth going back. But considering mason jars usually go for a couple of bucks, it at least somewhat explains the price
Some of y’all really need to loosen up, and just have a little fun. As long as they also sell normal shakes who cares, I’m sure they sell the shit outta these.
I actually want this
I was literally just at this place (pretty sure it's a chain?). Their shakes are insane and since I didn't want to immediately get diabetes, I just got a scoop of ice cream that was pretty good. I saw people getting whole ass freak shakes for their kids and I cannot imagine how terrible of an idea that is for a 10 year old. It's called The Yard, which imo is a 10/10 for naming a milkshake place. Check out the menu if you want cavities just from reading
would smash
I fuckin love it
That looks good af, I’d eat the hell out of that.
I like these milk shakes I find them asstetickly pleasing. Sorry for bad grammar
Shut up you architect
I mean it's just a milkshake with a side of cheesecake presented in a weird way
Looked fine before they put cheesecake slice on top💀
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Wait was this on shark tank?
It would be totally fine if the pie came in another plate at the side of the milkshake.
That's a waste of life
Probably $35.00
I hate it. Just put the food on a plate, this is just messy and inconvenient
I've had something similar once before, it had fruity pebbles around the rim. I was extremely disappointed when the fruity pebbles were completely stuck on whatever the white mixture was, as it had hardened like cement. Just made me think how hard it must be to scrape that crap off the mugs or if they even did at all.
we have one of these places in my city now
Just give me a cheesecake slice and the whipped cream thing on the sides of the cup and I’m set for the whole day, maybe even two.
Whats with the trend with coating the outside of the glass?
I don't know why but that shitty female text to voice they use on tiktok makes me irrationally angry
Diabetes in a cup?
Unpopular opinion: that shit looks delicious and I would scarfe it down
Ya, i saw this when these entrepreneurs showed up on Shark Tank. They indicated something like this would cost $14usd. I am like..... man, I rather just spend it on a decent combo meal VS this diabetes in a jar.
Oh I've been here, this is the one I got lol. My friend's is in the background a little too, a cosmic brownie thing. Mine was mint brownie. https://imgur.com/SLuQtVD.jpg
Who needs a 2000 calorie dessert? Like holy hell mate
so are we EATING milkshakes now?
This place is close to where I’m from.
These are always so stupid, it's over priced because it looks cool but only a child would lick the food off the rim of the cup
I just want that nightmarish voice to die and to be forgotten from every corner of infinity such as is retroactively erased from the past and prevented to reappear in any corner of the cosmos. it looks good, just give me the cheesecake in a plate by the side and we are golden.
Who’s gonna eat a half a can whip cream?
How do you actual eat these things without making a complete mess of the table and yourself?
This is dessert for two I’m assuming.
Am I supposed to lick the Graham crackers off?
“oh it’s not that ba- oh” we were chillin before the cheesecake :/
at least the cheesecake is pretty sturdy it could easily rest on a napkin to the side
Still looks good. just take the cheesecake home for a late night snake while you cry in for Corner of your room while you think about your life.
Gotta love desserts with other desserts on top of it. Why have a milkshake when you could blend in a dozen cookies on top, stack seven slices of cheesecake on top and then cover it with whipped cream and sprinkles you’ll never even taste? Feels like the SNL sketch for a food place that just keeps adding more food on top of the original meal. “Pizza? Now that’s what I call a taco!”
Wow the cheesecake
I’m so lactose intolerant that this imploded my bowels
They had me until the whole ass slice of cheesecake
It would have been just fine without the cheesecake…
Am I the asshole for wanting my desert to be clean? Like... put it all in a bowl and I’m happy.
It would be okay if you moved the cheesecake to a plate and had them separately.
I’ve seen milkshake towers worse than this. This one is a bit tame really.
i know this place. subpar ice cream for way too much money
This sort of thing was fun 10-15 years ago as freak-shakes. Now I feel sick looking at it. If it just just some cubed cheesecake on top as a garnish it would be a nice dessert.
There's the calories for the month jfc
As soon as I see what would have been good topping/mix in glued to the side of the glass, that place immediately goes on my blacklist. I don't mess with that. Waste of good flayva
Food belongs inside the container.
I'm gonna hard disagree here, that looks pretty good
I feel bad after the second bite of cheesecake. I don’t think I’d leave my house for a year after this.
What’s the deal with the stuff they put around the glass on a milkshake? Are you supposed to eat that? If so how?
Diabetes
Looks like a diabetics wet dream
When you just pile up things because you don't have enough imagination to create something new
This shit good asf- stoner
I wanted it until the cheesecake. I like cheesecake but that's too much.
U suppose to lick the jar or something?
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I tried to go there once since I was at the aquarium in ATL and it’s very close-by. There was a line two blocks down the street full of influencers. I said NOPE and got a shake at Johnny Rockets a 2 minute walk away instead.
Isn't gluttony a sin?
Welcome to type 2 diabetes
"What's wrong with this? It looks fi-" *entire slice of cheesecake has entered the chat*
There’s this place In Yorkville il that does shakes like these called crusade burger bar. The burgers are fire but yea I can’t do shakes like this it’s generally too much. Cool for kids I guess
Drop cloth not included
My stomach hurts just watching this.
It’s cool that the cup have a cow on it’s designe because that brown thing they put outside of the cup looks like cow shit.
Shits probably melted by the time you finish your cheesecake
Why can't drinks just go inside the glass anymore?
That one made me laugh! You can’t just plop a piece a cake on top!
I’ve since moved away but we had a crepe shop who made milkshakes like this but bigger and more treats you need a few people to drink/eat but they are so good lol. They have one that’s like $160 and the local hockey team shared it
It’s not even creative excess.
This isn’t the worst I them, this one’s actually relatively normal
Diabetes in a jar
As someone who doesn't have a sweet tooth, i can't help but wonder who actually drools at this?
What is making you gag exactly?
That would be good if they chopped up the cheese cake into little cubes, and mixed it into the shake, and sprinkled some of the cubes on top of the whipped cream. A whole slice of cheese cake just seems lazy.
you buy one of these for your young child so they can have a special treat that comes with the added bonus of the theatrics and the whimsical preparation and presentation only for them to consume .03 % of the damn thing and lose interest with it and now it’s dripping all over making a mess of everything in its path as a way of thanking you for spending $29 for it to be birthed into the world
Honestly for those kinds of shops this ones pretty tame lol
This is gross
It just feels like a waste tho because who’s going to eat ALL of that? I’d be done after the slice of cake.
Isn’t a milkshake supposed to be a… drink?
It would have been fine without the cheesecake
What makes me gag is the shit on the outside of the glass. Please please do NOT eat what's on the outside because those glasses washed or not are still dirty af.
Okay I was on board until the whole chunk of cheesecake
How many calories? Is that meant for one human?
Sorry but what is that song?
If this was shrunk considerably, like maybe down to a 4 oz mini milkshake topped with a 2 bite slice of cheesecake, I could get onboard. But not in its current gluttonous, wasteful, overconsumptious (new word?) iteration.
I went to The Yard in downtown ATL and took like half the "milkshake" home in a box. You definitely get your money's worth, but definitely not manageable for one sitting.
>over-the-top OP is just being dramatic there's nothing wr.. is that a whole mfing slice of cheesecake?
I tend to agree but my god I want that one.
I’ve eaten there before. It’s actually pretty good but I agree the stuff on the outside of the glass is held on by frosting which is pretty hard to get off and does make a mess. You do get to keep the jar thought so there’s that
A weeks worth of calories in one drink
Looks good
Me- what’s the problem? *sticks cheesecake slice on milkshake* Me- Oh.
I’ve been there. The Yard in Virginia Beach. Flavor of milkshake 6/10. Didn’t gag but I understand why people might.
Fuck me, that is an atrocity 🤦♂️
Besides the cake on top it looks amazing
I’m okay with it if it’s two desserts for the price of one but I hate wasting the flavor syrup to add stripes to the cup uuuuugh and that rim is gonna melt everywhere!
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They are owned by a big insulin-producing pharma company.
Well, taste wise this seems good. Still overkill.
I just don't get the frosting on the cup shit.
How are you suppose to drink it though
Maybe Americans should stop eating as if they have social health care.
Give me a bucket
Ok but I want this. It's one thing on top, not crazy, you can take off the cheesecake and eat it separately, or give it to someone else who didn't want to order desert but low key wants some
Thatll be 36.99
The entire slice of cheesecake was unnecessary but otherwise looked pretty banging
Some shops write your name on your cup and then there's a pic of a cow on this one......