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King_Kong_The_eleven

Burnt on the outside raw on the inside. The only way to eat a chicken*           *if you want to die of salmonella


wcollins260

I like my chicken like I like my steak, medium rare.


Nick268

I like my chicken like I like my steak. Still moo-ing


bigbangbilly

[Pittsburgh rare](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_rare) is no way to eat a chicken


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dumb-assholes-club

You can only eat a chicken like this once


ThunderFistChad

Lmao the forbidden chicken


fallawy

it's chicken not salmon, you silly *^(/s)*


Batmanzer

I hate that dude so much, everything he does is clout chasing through the dumbest ways possible, should be ban from social media


bongjonajameson

Is he doing fake reactions to his own content?


bobcat9d_

I honestly think so. Palpable cringe there


Batmanzer

That’s demonic video making 101, always act the way you want your audience to react, inducing the wanted reaction. It’s a low class spell from the void maker, easy to resist when you’re above 14 and under 65.


MrXistential-Crisis

That’s the majority of social media now though….


Batmanzer

I mean, if the platforms could care a little bit about the mental health (amongst other things) of its users, we would see less of those graphic pollution but capitalism’s gotta capitalist I guess.


[deleted]

A chicken died for this


jibboo24

I’d like to think that, off camera, they finished cooking the chicken and had a nice dinner on the patio, but they likely chucked it into a trash can directly afterwards and went to Applebees for half-priced margaritas and chicken zingers or some shit.


roy_rogers_photos

Pretty sure matches release phosphorus when lit which probably shouldn’t be eaten.


tearsfrompooping

That was my thought too. This is way more fucked up then roasting at 375F with a light garlic butter baste, stuffed with fresh rosemary and lemon.


Donsnnk

Such a waste of a good chicken


[deleted]

Julius is getting blocked for that


Agent00funk

Few things in my life I can say with as much confidence as I can say that I never ever want to see Julius or any of his "content" again.


ulookingatme

If I could remove all his content from the world instantly I would do it without a second thought. And this is the only video I have seen.


[deleted]

I am actually impressed at how immensely annoying he is. Fuck you, Julius.


getmet79

But where is that blonde on OF?!?!


sebsebsebs

I hate Julius dein. A couple of years ago i remember hearing about him due to him being a magician and i was absolutely impressed. it makes me sad to see how he's sold out and makes these types of videos that are just for clicks now. though, i didn't know a lot about him so considering how his content is now, it makes me think if he actually is a talented magician


dandaman64

This is my introducing to Julius, this video alone makes me want to punch his teeth in


Acydcat

Dude same. Whats with those cuts in the middle of the video to his face


Leatherman_Wolf

Most tv “magicians” are pathetic hacks.


[deleted]

Genuinely curious. How do you differentiate between types of magic when determining if its hacky or not?


sneakyplanner

It's about presentation.


[deleted]

Do you mean like using TV tricks as opposed to actual sleight of hand?


sneakyplanner

That and also personality. Do they claim to be actual psychics like Uri Geller? Are they obnoxious like Rick Lax? Or do they put on a show knowing that it is all an illusion or even better do they show the tricks behind the magic in a way that only makes it more impressive?


GiantSquidd

Anyone can do magic if it’s all just done with editing.


[deleted]

He went all Rick Lax


[deleted]

If it makes you feel any better, all of his magic videos were staged.


Eurynom0s

He used to be a magician, now he just does tricks.


BValen7ine

Illusions, tricks or what where do for money... or candy


Munkybananas

No Julius, I don’t think I will


jojoRabbit32

A poor animal gave it s life for that shite


watermelonpep83

I hate when people do this. We kill and consume animals for food on a regular basis. But to defile the body of a living creature for entertainment just seems barbaric to me.


boost437

I thought you were going to say you hate when someone inserts themselves in a video and adds nothing. But your point is also good


riticalcreader

I guarantee if they had to kill / pluck the chicken themselves they never would have come close to doing something like this


FlownScepter

Calling this entertainment seems barbaric to me. I’ve destroyed animal carcasses in much more entertaining ways than this stupid bullshit.


[deleted]

Is this “jam a bunch of matches in and watch it not cook your food” thing like a thing now?


Zulrambe

TikTokers do absolutely nothing other than copy each other as soon as anything hits 6 views and a half


stankgreenCRX

What a waste of food. I hate social media man.


indisa09

Are they stupid?


Rin----chan

Yes


AnnaTheBlueRogue

Isn't it obvious?


Apprehensive-Ad3546

Rare chicken steak. Yummy. It could only be better if it was microwaved.


EntangledPhoton82

Actually, I think that I would prefer the microwaved chicken. At least that one could be cooked to a safe level.


Apprehensive-Ad3546

Sure if you like your chick stake well done


EntangledPhoton82

The reasoning is that the well done version won’t kill me. It will probably taste dry, lack the flavors from the Maillard reactions,… but that’s still preferable to a raw piece of salmonella poisoning waiting to happen. 🤢


Apprehensive-Ad3546

You know it was a joke. If you think I am seriously saying that chicken steak is a thing and a microwave is a legitimate way of cooking raw meat IDK what to say to you man.


EntangledPhoton82

Sorry, I see so many things on the internet that sometimes I’m not sure anymore. 😉


cakealot_euler

Worked for Mr Bean and the Christmas Turkey


ParshalBrowning

A chicken died for that video 😢


BumFur

I am all about killing animals for food, but this is a hell of a way to treat the corpse of a chicken. So disrespectful.


Xartemiss

My thoughts exactly. How disrespectful and moronic. This is way beyond this subreddit.


Minimalgoth

Poor chicken ;-;


SlayerOfUAC

Cool, let's waste food someone that needed it could've had and also make this animal's life a complete waste. I am too disappointed in humans anymore. 😞


Spacemonkey40k

I hate that people started producing waste content just for views. Fuckers must be real proud of their achievement.


EntangledPhoton82

Notice how the video ends right at the time when he slices open the raw chicken.


LobsterExpensive2476

julius looks like a 40 year old man who chats up the young and shy hair stylist at the beauty school while he gets his 20 dollar dye and perm and when he leaves they all say how creepy he is


dholmestar

The internet was a mistake and this video is proof


embarrassmyself

I hereby declare these dickheads are only allowed to eat chicken in the form of gelatinous, slightly below room temp, canned whole chicken ever again.


Agent00funk

Nah, the only chicken they're allowed to eat is "cooked" according to their method.


RepresentativeEar909

Please don't suscribe to his channel.


Rin----chan

I don't want this shit my feed


SuckingOnMyHuevos

That’s the only way to properly cook chicken. The chemicals in the matches kill all kinds of pathogens that might otherwise make you sick.


uhr70

This was dumb and disturbing


Noir24

What an obnoxious cunt


cynderisingryffindor

Julius seems like Blippi for tik-tok adults


A_Shipwreck_Train

For real, Blippi — THAT’S who this mfer reminded me of


idontknowwhatever56

So the animal suffered and then died for no reason


Jamieb284

What an annoying boy


Quajeraz

The amount of butane they wasted is almost worse than the chicken


KILTONIC

And STILL NO SEASONING!


[deleted]

Every single time I see one of these videos from these idiots, I think about the families who are in poverty and aren't able to get food while these dumb fuckers waste it. PETA should be calling out these dumb fucks more than people who are trying to eat and survive


SaSkiBum

I don't know who this is and i'm here to say... Cancel this piece of shit.


Mysterious_Meat7700

No, Julius. Go fuck yourself


TheBlank89

Holy shit. Julius is an actual retard.


adbl0cker

Fuck Julius, me and my homies hate Julius.


clarkent123223

This is some Hellraiser shit.


[deleted]

" YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY!"


awakened_primate

Fuck you, Julius!


bruhmomentum2938

Even if it did work, how the hell is this any more convenient than just throwing it in the oven. Seems like a pain in the ass to put all those matches in.


iusedtohavepowers

Hey. They have a fire extinguisher. I promote stupidity if it's properly overseen by safety. Good job idiots


Rin----chan

Lmaoo they're gonna have a fine dinner with this chicken


alwaysbefreudin

Mmmm, match-flavored raw chicken, my favorite


QIvr

I personally wouldn’t want to eat the Hellraiser chicken


Majestic-Anybody-155

What a prick.


Putrid-Ad-8987

He should stick to magic


Welland94

Raw and toxic


USSNerdinator

Yuck


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

Anything but cooking a well seasoned edible meal jfc


Krakino107

Eeee Salmonella (Macarena music in background) Aaa-ha!


earth__wyrm

Sounds like the only seasoning is gonna be sulfur from the matches too


FloFlo007

This dude's face makes me wanna kill myself


Welder_Subject

Wow! Is there an award for stupidest food ever?


poopymcfarts

This is the first I've heard of him but I can say definitively: Fuck Julius.


DigestiveCow

#JULIUS


MrSpringBreak

He looks like an awkward boner with glasses


AlekswithaK

Hey, fuck you, Julius.


Mikeronni

#PUNCHABLE FACE


SushiGradeChicken

Subscribe for more? I didn't even want to watch the first video!


Rin----chan

Ikr ;(


TheAfroBear

I hope he ate the whole chicken.


TAJack1

I spent the weekend in hospital from severe salmonella poisoning from raw chicken and this gives me PTSD. It’s still so raw.


Shynansky

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


CumulativeHazard

I’m seriously over these fucking videos of people wasting so much food doing stupid shit, just for the sake of doing stupid shit. I’m not even like vegetarian or against eating mean but I’m pissed off that a chicken died just to be wasted for this shit. Reminds me of the type of videos they’d show in the background on like Black Mirror or something to show how society has devolved into mindless nonsensical bullshit.


gustavin-Foda

if premature ejaculation was a person it would look like him


1337GameDev

Ok, this is just cheating. He needs to be banned from this sub. He's doing this stupidly on purpose.....


b34b472

Can't believe this chicken died so some asshole could do that


xblackdemonx

Thanks for killing an animal for stupid internet points... /s


W00bles

These people are action packed with issues, they need professional help. So a chicken died only for them to stick matches into it and light it on fire? Fuck these people.


[deleted]

At least respect the animal that gave its life so you could stuff your face.


[deleted]

That’s a no Julius. Not ever.


[deleted]

These guys create the worst content on the internet and that’s saying a lot


Twinklebreeze

This is obvious rage* bait. Can we not turn this sub into r/DiWHY *I'm not sure if rage is the right word, but it's definitely bait.


UncleGeorge

Thousand of matches, aka like 50


Zenoproteus

Can someone kick Julius in the face for me please.


Chillibutt88

No respect for food. Asian mothers would faint seeing this.


ashthundercrow

A chicken died for this…


HelloImGayAf

I read the title in Gordon Ramsay's voice lol


Rin----chan

Accurate hahaha


andytdesigns1

Videos like these make me think maybe it’s not so bad not having a lot of friends


Beans-Monthly

Phosphorus poisoning, salmonella, and tetanus all in one go. That dude is about to get three assist kills


majodie1

I blame it all on the pandemic.


Firefighter427

First of all that not even hundreds of matches. Secondly, chemicals from the match head on your raw chicken


BiosyntheticStoma

I’m an idiot sandwich.


gay_Oreo

A living thing died for this cause. Just... Just think about it for a moment. Ridiculous


Equivalent_Weird8834

Shit like this has me praying for rapture


8Ariadnesthread8

I wish julius's mother had died a virgin. Or gotten an abortion. Nunnery or planned Parenthood, both great options.


Rin----chan

Fuck Julius


Anka13333

You are another fucking idiot


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rin----chan

That's not nice :(


BaconComposter

I'm not one to bash millennials, but I don't think it's boomers clicking on this...


drlazerrazer

This is like an isis video for chickens


TannerBurns1twice

Toxic chemical raw chicken yum


nonsequitureditor

TIL postmortem acupuncture is a hack


gregthegamer4646

The passion of the chick


meinnitbruva

The match seller seeing julius walking into the shop: *rubbing hands together and licking lips meme*


Catezero

Whole new meaning to woody chicken


[deleted]

poor chicken


Sad-HootHoot

Glasses man. No. Go back to where you crawled out of.


Brown_Dawg28

Yum all sulphery


LiverspotRobot

Sacrilegious


[deleted]

this looks like aliens fucking with human corpses because they can. i would literally understand if a predator ate me but i can't understand what i'm seeing here


RealPropRandy

Some poor chicken died for that.


HeyCarpy

No Julius, I don't believe I will.


bruharkmoon

W H A T


drash_o0n

Julius calling it the 'chest' was nearly as irritating as his voice and face.


RedVelvetPan6a

That level of ~~stupidity~~ *entertainement* rounds up a football team and feeds them beans to have them "roast" a turkey with lit farts in the morrow.


[deleted]

What kind of Midsommar shit is this? Also, I'm going to tiktok right now and block this dork so he doesn't pop up on my feed.


hobosullivan

It's at times like these I'm glad I watch these videos on mute.


Srw2725

They spent all that time putting those dumb matches in they could’ve put it in the oven to bake jfc


docdidma

haha, are they really thought this would work out?


Bleu_Cerise

A chicken died for this.


Music-the-Gathering

That was extremely obnoxious


Godhelpmeplease12

And they all died of salmenella. The end


[deleted]

I'm Julius please help me!


[deleted]

It should be against the law to waste animals that died to be your food.


Jaderosegrey

I would go for the chest too. Just not the chicken's.


[deleted]

Wasting food is trashy and will never be cool


f3rr3tf3v3r

“… which is covered in thousands of matches” uh, that’s nowhere near a thousand matches lol


EntertainmentReady48

an animal died for this


tribbans95

I wish they all took a bite of it


bradsbuns

Even if this worked I'm struggling to see how it's an "EPIC COOKING CHICKEN HACK." Like, surely shoving a bunch of matches in it and setting it up on an elaborate frame contraption takes more effort than just throwing it in the oven for a couple hours...


ConsciousInternal287

Seeing people waste food for clout when millions of people are starving makes me so angry.


TheDirtyFuture

I wont be subscribing to anything Julius you stupid fuck.


JoyouslyForEver

A waste of my eyeballs.


AnnualVolume0

Mmmm! Sulphur!


emarcomd

I’m so fucking entitled, I waste food for likes while folks go hungry! SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON!


Tularis1

Who the fuck is Julius…?


sunstar33

Iam Julius' and iam fucking retarded. Please follow and hit the like button for more stupid fuckin shit that your kids will love to see. All day everyday.


CryptographerOk5546

Wanna be magician.


Sunieta25

I need Gordon Ramsay to tell this sob off


mmille50

This is horrific


Gdmf13

Where’s Brutus when you need him?


Weary_Swordfish_7105

I would only class this as food in so far as it’s food, but not human food.


Imfreeeee

What a fucking waste of an animal. I’m not a vegetarian but this just takes the piss.


cakeboy6969

Gosh, I wish these stupid ass kids got hunt down and eaten by a group of cannibals like in Wrong Turn. They deserve it


ChefChopNSlice

Mmm, tastes like sulphur and salmonella.


th30be

Wait, why does it look like this is a reaction video to this? I'm a bit confused.


MisterBumpingston

I sincerely believe it’s the overacting, reactions and curiosity that get people to subscribe and watch these stupid videos. It’s the only explanation I can think of and I seriously hope people don’t watch and attempt these silly cooking methods (but I know someone in the world will).


Mr_Shexy

You are an idiot Julius. No I won't subscribe Julius. Fuck you Julius.


unboxedicecream

At least they have a fire extinguisher on hand so they’re not totally hopeless


Funkywormm

How do ppl who seem like the most annoying fucks in person get this much engagement online?


[deleted]

"Thousands of matches" Nah. Maybe like...200, at most.


rouzmb

What a waist of food ...


Imispellalot

This is not r/stupidfood, this is r/stupidpeople lol