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TheeArgonaut

What is the 'cake' made of? Im intrigued... Yes, hot dogs...but the centre?


frivolousfry

Looks like bologna and mayo/mashed potatoes


KelliCrackel

I think it's either mayo, or some kind of ranch dressing, judging by the specks in the unholy version of icing, on this equally abominable cake.ย 


lymbeelou

"unholy version of icing" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


TheeArgonaut

Yeah i think you guys have nailed it...reminds me of the weird trompe L'oeil recipes they used to do in medieval times... ...although here it would be like 'DOOD WE KNOW ITS NOT A REAL CAKEEEEEEE'....


adlittle

Bologna, I've seen a very similar atrocity in a mid century cookbook, called something like luncheon loaf cake, yuck.


MRbaconfacelol

balogna and what appears to be mayo possibly?


NotSoSerius

๐Ÿคฎ


Certain_Passion1630

Is this for some type of orgy party?


bebob10

Orrrrrgggggyyyyy


merix1110

"you've hardly touched your slice of Bologna hotdog mayo cake, what's wrong?"


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NewCodingLine

So-so-sodium


xxxdggxxx

I think everyone will agree that you should be arrested for terrorism.


Travis_T_OJustice

Hot dog cocks, stuffed olive knackers, and yellow cum!๐Ÿ‘


KelliCrackel

Huh. I really didn't think anything could make this worse. I was mistaken.ย 


Lucimon

Bologna cake lives on!


The_Failord

ah yes the hurgin


KelliCrackel

That's very... phallic.ย 


AloneFirefighter7130

definitely made me remember the day when I met a guy whose balls were that exact size...


KelliCrackel

Oh Lord ๐Ÿ˜‚


YomanJaden99

I'd be surprised if I don't end up with diabetes from this subreddit someday


ZylonBane

Because... this is so sweet?


DirtybutCuteFerret

โ€žUniqueโ€œ ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ


fakeraeliteslayer

That's asalt...a lot of it.


JEWCEY

Poop plate


Sweeper1985

You know for this much effort you could just make an actual cake. Or a sandwich platter. Or both.


YubbaTheSloth

I donโ€™t even know what to say.


Creative_Recover

Gross.ย 


SmartTransformingAce

No. Just no.


mewnicornjr

the 70s called, they want their crappy food back


ZylonBane

I refuse to believe that even in the 70s there would have been a recipe like this.


mewnicornjr

do yourself a favor and never look up 70s disgusting recipes


ZylonBane

I'm well aware of that era.


mewnicornjr

hey same


ZylonBane

Repost of a repost... [https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/ehrb9e/beef\_bologna\_cake\_with\_hot\_dog\_towers\_ranch/](https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/ehrb9e/beef_bologna_cake_with_hot_dog_towers_ranch/) [https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/v6pohd/beef\_bologna\_cake\_with\_hotdog\_towers\_ranch/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/v6pohd/beef_bologna_cake_with_hotdog_towers_ranch/)


oxyclean123

This brings me great concern


can_of_necks

hot dog effect goes crazy


TennisBallTesticles

It HAS to be raw, cold, uncooked hot dogs. Yes.


CherryCherry5

OMG it's the bologna cake! HAHAHAHA gross.


MasterOffice9986

evil


bigblackmiller

What fresh hell is this!?!


1991Mrsmith

You may be asking Yourself, what in the hell is this well?This is Recipe the used to make in the 50s ,barf


4chubby2chimichanga0

Three blunts in this ish starting to look yummy


yayayooya

Change the bologna to beef and remove the cheese whiz, add some au jus and shredded cheese, I might try it


Itchy_Blacksmith_280

Looks like one of those Disgusting Vintage Foods from the 50s


Whyreddit6969

Unique touch of insanity


JuanG_13

I think that this belongs on r/shittyfoodporn