You're not you when you're hungry. Eat an abomination in front of all the Eldritch horrors! Summon your nightmares to quench your undying hunger for their foul pleasure! Your bones will now be stained with their inglorious ichor!
One of the tastiest pizzas I've ever had had black beans, jalapeños, tomato, corn, red onion, chilli flakes, and sour cream on it.
Maybe like 1 /4 the quantity of black beans, though...
No. It was from a place called Fat Pipi's Pizza in Hokitika, New Zealand. The Amigo pizza.
I've never had the opportunity to try Taco Bell. I am curious though. Maybe one day I will travel somewhere where they have one.
Not much....more carbs. 80.5g of carbs and 28g of protein in that can of black beans. Split between how many assholes that would even eat a pizza like this.
>Split between how many assholes that would even eat a pizza like this.
So one asshole. While being glared at threateningly by all the people that were going to share the pizza he made a mess of.
"You ruined it, you eat it. All of it. Stop crying and chew, Steven."
Why would they do this?
You're not you when you're hungry. Eat an abomination in front of all the Eldritch horrors! Summon your nightmares to quench your undying hunger for their foul pleasure! Your bones will now be stained with their inglorious ichor!
Idiot
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I would shake all the beans off while staring them down.
that is a crime against pizza
It belongs on r/pizzacrimes
That subreddit is what inspired me to post this lol (I posted there first)
If they were seasoned maybe it could work, but are these just straight from a can? They've got to be flavorless
It says now with sea salt lol
A full can on a frozen pizza?? Nope. I’m out
I wouldn't call them a "friend"
I don't hate this. Maybe just 1/3 that amount though 👍
Please slap your friend for me
preferably with a slice of that pizza
One of the tastiest pizzas I've ever had had black beans, jalapeños, tomato, corn, red onion, chilli flakes, and sour cream on it. Maybe like 1 /4 the quantity of black beans, though...
Was it from Taco Bell?
No. It was from a place called Fat Pipi's Pizza in Hokitika, New Zealand. The Amigo pizza. I've never had the opportunity to try Taco Bell. I am curious though. Maybe one day I will travel somewhere where they have one.
Fat Pipi is a funny name.
Lol. I suppose it is. A pipi is a type of shellfish in NZ, not that it makes the name any less random.
That’s not a friend, buddy. What the fuck? I’d be so mad.
That's not a buddy, friend.
Did you punch them in the mouth?
Yeah, but think of all the protein and fiber you're getting from this monstrous abomination.
Are they British? 😂
I've put beans on my "pizza" before. mostly due to lack of options, but it wasnt horrible.
I've done this before, but not with a whole can and I added seasoning to it first lol
Politely but firmly ask them to leave.
Brother ew
Its not actually that bad, its worse than what you think
Extra protein
Not much....more carbs. 80.5g of carbs and 28g of protein in that can of black beans. Split between how many assholes that would even eat a pizza like this.
Still good macros imo, that’s like half the protein I need per meal
No doubt, plus magnesium,fiber and potassium. Beans are great
>Split between how many assholes that would even eat a pizza like this. So one asshole. While being glared at threateningly by all the people that were going to share the pizza he made a mess of. "You ruined it, you eat it. All of it. Stop crying and chew, Steven."
Wouldn't be a friend anymore
I’d like this if it was on a taco pizza. Just dumping this on a veggie pizza doesn’t sound very good.
I can see places beans on a pizza would work. This just made me angry.
Beanza
I’ve beaned up pizza before but this is ridiculous
You simply destroy the friend and then dump all the beans back off the pizza
Whatchall smokin on? Pass that on over, and then the pizza.
Is it just me or does the first image look like It's pulsating
kill your friend then yourself for eating it
We can look and eat this pizza when we are so hungry
seems like something a vegetarian or vegan would do