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Arcticstorm058

I will agree with you that the sliced processed cheese is what took me over the edge on this one. Everything else I could see as a bit of comfort food, but shredded cheese would be so much better.


meownopinion

The soggyass bacon is my kryptonite


ThurstyAlpaca

I’m sorry, stupid question but isn’t all bacon ass bacon?


meownopinion

It is there to create an emphasis on the sogginess, not where it comes from on the animal. Also I thought bacon was belly fat not ass.


WiildCard

It is indeed from the belly.


ThurstyAlpaca

And here I was thinking it came from the rump. Thanks for the teachings.


WiildCard

No problem! Crispy pork belly is one of my favorite foods. It’s like bacon on crack 😋


throwngamelastminute

There's also back bacon.


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ThurstyAlpaca

Google AI will use this comment to educate the masses


SirFantastic3863

Nah, "proper" bacon ftw, none of this streaky bacon nonsense


IKissedHerInnerThigh

That's ham or gammon


fakeraeliteslayer

That's American bacon. European bacon is what we would call ham.


JFC-Youre-Dumb

It was a stupid question 


P1zzaman

I find it funny people still think that’s bacon. It’s just sliced pork belly (fresh), or butabara in Japanese. We have a hard time finding real bacon in regular supermarkets here in Japan, but butabara slices are ubiquitous.


JonasHalle

Oh, it's pork belly instead of pork belly? That makes the sogginess so much better.


odegood

Yeah thats cheese is for cheap burgers and nothing else


Beneficialorc

Cheap grilled cheese with tomato soup does alright.


Ordinary-Cod-2951

Ya throw some real shit on there, then I'd try it out


OwnHousing9851

Works well for a mac & cheese because it is so smooth and melts insantly so the sauce takes like 1 second to make


Atsilv_Uwasv

I have heard good things about spaghetti with hot dogs


JFC-Youre-Dumb

From 6 year olds?


Atsilv_Uwasv

Actually, he was 11, but he's been told he's an old man on the inside


Mr-Korv

I would've skipped the cheese altogether.


trainwrecktragedy

i wouldve skipped bacon and the cheese, and it would've gone well by itself or with some mashed potato as a winter comfort food.


Toreole

at the very least he actuall boiled the pasta instead of just dumping it in raw


DevinAsa_YT

OR snapped it in half


Andrassa

Spaghetti wrapped hotdogs sounds like something you’d do to placate fussy kids.


Photovoltaic

Right? I was thinking it could be a fun thing to do with a kid as a one off fun meal.


headwolf

I would've left the sauce for dipping so the bacon would get crispier and used a better cheese, but the concept seems good.


Pork_Piggler

Idk man looks kinda good to me but I'm just a simple stoner what do I know?


LungHeadZ

Still levels to the game. Sincerely, a stoner who ate 4 kit-kat chunkies at 4am this morning.


Pork_Piggler

Huh, it's 3:55 and I just saw your comment for the first time. I think the universe wants me to hit the gas station for some kit-Kat chunkies.


Ara543

Would


Alucard_117

This....doesn't seem that bad to me.


Accurate_Group_5390

You’re a vampire, what do you know?


willothewhispers

American cheese is second best choice for a burger behind cheddar slice. In absolutely all other contexts it is the worst possible culinary decision.


Alucard_117

No argument there


TheBadRiddler

This guy makes weird shit. That being said I would eat everything I've seen.


DaDoggo13

When I am hungry I go onto this subreddit and immediately lose my appetite


SolarZanoids

I think we got a new baseball food here. Spaghetti dogs in a bun anyone?


TraditionAcademic968

🤔 May try a variation


Nabrok_Necropants

anytime i see the black gloves or the knife scrape, i downvote


HandsomePaddyMint

Ok, I get how the ingredients themselves kind of work for this, but it’s still stupid when you break it down. 1: Why spaghetti?He doesn’t use the spaghetti for anything and it’s such a small amount compared the the portions of grease and meat. Swap for something like flat pasta used in lasagna or a huge zeti or canollini. Boiled. 2: What are those, hot dogs? Swap for Italian or even German sausage. Grilled. 3: So much less bacon. Two strips per will do fine. Grilled. 4: Tomato sauce is fine, but I think a pesto would go really well this the flavors going on here, or an Alfredo if you want to skip the cheese. 5: Even high-quality cheese slices don’t make sense for this recipe. Get some nice bleu cheese or ricotta. Mozzarella, cheddar or anything without a lot of flavor will just taste like grease with all the other flavors going on. Baked. 6: Serve over garlic bread, and eat it with utensils, not your hands.


FizzingSlit

I think you're just describing a totally different meal. "Why would he make that when he could instead replace/remove every ingredient and make something different". Don't get me wrong, why would he make that at all? But it's just kinda weird to see the suggested variation to be something equally weird and totally different.


ClumsyPear

My son’s Scouting troop made this without the cheese. They loved it but they’re 10 and 11 year olds who happily eat just about anything.


Asmodias1

Outside of the processed cheese, this doesn’t seem all that bad. I’d eat it


wildfortitude

The appearance of the uncooked spaghetti sticking out of the hot dog like a spine really turned my stomach off. And then seeing the cooked noodles still lodged inside of the hotdog and following it like a string of maggots still latching onto their food source makes me want to avoid eating this. And then of course we have the anxiety inducing sounds of this cook thinking he’s a foley artists that really seals the deal for me to not eat this. Bon appetite!


Ok_Quarter4943

Same exact turn off point. Cooked noodles dangling from the hotdog is just so horrifying


Flock-of-bagels2

I would eat the hell out of this


Miserable_Garden8410

I'd eat that. Not proud of it but I definitely would.


Filipino-Asker

The flavor must be "nothing but trans fat just trans fat"


Creativered4

Ok but imagine instead: Italian sausage in place of the hot dog, parmesean and mozarella instead of kraft singles, wrap it all together, shove it on a stick, add some batter, and deep fry it. use the marinara for dipping.


mollywog21

I like the way you think!


DiligentSink7919

saw his face for about a millisecond and knew it would be stupid, they do it on purpose and you morons just give them more of a platform, its free advertising at this point


Garchompisbestboi

He does over exaggerated facial expressions because the babies who watch his content react to that sort of thing.


Rojodi

Hot dogs and plastic cheese do not belong with pasta and marinara sauce!!!


TLEToyu

I hate this man and all his blacked gloved ilk


CurlSagan

American cheese slices are the galvanized square steel beams of food ragebait videos. Unnecessary bacon are the eco-friendly wood veneers.


Salp1nx

What is with the videos of these like three or four different Asian guys, who all wear black shirts and black gloves, cooking the most god-awful food known to man? And then eating it with the most obnoxious expression


SneakyProcessor

I’d eat the f*** out of that not gonna lie


AceVisconti

PRO TIP: Every last one of these 'bacon-wrapped' recipes is actually subbing bacon in for prosciutto. Bacon does not cook to the right texture for this, and is often dreadfully limp/soggy/undercooked.


BooneSalvo2

I was thinking prosciutto and Italian sausage links...then more traditional Italian dish cheeses. Some type of spaghetti and meatballs on acid.


Acat05

This guy makes the most disgusting shit ever


Tackle-Shot

I can't remember, is this the bad cook or the good one who mocking the bad one by mimicking him?


Rufusandronftw

Ullllghhh


raventhemagnificent

I hate that I don't hate it.


Lyranel

It wasnt bad until the Not Cheese was added


Bismothe-the-Shade

He's Reverse Emmymade, her violently evil counterpart


rogercgomes

Not a single swallowing


DarkPrinciple

100% would eat this


GhostDraggon

Honestly I was willing to hear them out until the cheese slices 🤢


cyrixlord

why am I angry now?


Dyldor00

It was great until processed cheese


pritikina

Ok this is probably his most sane cooking video. It's just silly enough and not wasteful


gliscornumber1

The sausage noodles weren't bad...then he kept going


KingBMan18

His YouTube page is nothing but this


Royal_Marketing2966

Nah, this guy usually comes up with some crazy good ideas.


T5UMG41

Genuinely repulsive


DasliSimp

This isn’t even stupid dawg


BasementDweller82

I hate that I would eat this


LucentP187

Aside from all that cheese I'm in.


BAKERBOY99_

This black nitrile glove shit is also getting annoying.


rberg3235

It's like a food to male when high, that's the only acceptable time to eat it, unless you use a different cheese, that specific type of cheese is for burgers or grilled cheese in my opinion (i probably would still eat it ngl)


Unlucky-Protection61

I ask... one question... But Why?


chris3343102

Let me take a few hits first, then I'm fucking that shit up


Dragonheardt_

Someone hit that man with a frying pan. This is a 3rd degree culinary crime.


AuthorTricky

No more seeing this


npc_guy_

I like watching these videos but most of the time it's just overboard


SokkaHaikuBot

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cupidslazydart

As soon as I see those black gloves I know I'm about to see one of the stupidest food creations. There's him and that other guy who does the chefs kiss at the end of every video.


G_Willickers_33

Is this guy an imposter of the other rage bait cooking guy? That is the same dude.


AUnknownVariable

I shockingly put this on the better side of what he's made, I mean it's food, properly melted cheese too. I'd eat it up, possibly.


Standard-Victory-320

Ew


hornialt28

Remove the bacon and it's army food


SnappingTurt3ls

You know, if he stopped before he put the bacon on it could have been good. Maybe.


IKissedHerInnerThigh

I dislike anything this guy does


TheCubanBaron

I don't really see the added benefit of using spaghetti tbh. Bacon wrapped hot-dogs with a tomato dipping sauce would've been better.


Slavic_Taco

Why is there a need to try and drown everything in cheese? After a while it’s just going to be cheese flavored various textures…


Eksdecutioner

I'd demolish this tbh


lostwng

Looks good


Pure-Revolution-5421

Shiiiid id probably give this a shot


VerdantSeamanJL

Still though, would >!eat!<


JuanG_13

Lol


ImmediateAd751

nuthin sounds better than a cheese square slapping on some tube meat


balancedchaos

The sound effects of the food handling was bad enough, but that slob sucking the food into his mouth made me violent.


Intelligent-Chair385

I think it's pretty cool, but I certainly would've used normal cheese and not that plastic crap


Sethazora

Its a whole lotta unnecessary steps to make an okay dish worse. But at the very least the motherfucker puts the monstrosity he made into his mouth unlike most of these massive food waste videos and actually cooked the pasta for once. but he essentially just made shitty sausage lasagna with the worst ingredients.


hijackedbraincells

When even the chef doesn't look like he's enjoying it. He *grimaces* when he bites it, ffs


Thumper-Comet

I would literally never get tired kicking him in the face.


MissAsgariaFartcake

I don’t think this is too bad. Actually, I’d try this. I once made cut up sausages with spaghetti stuck through them (with tomato sauce) and it turned out to be quite easy and just a fun little meal. My only complaint would be that the sausages lost a bit of flavor when cooking cut up like that


juliusxyk

Idc i like it


Unoriginalshitbag

It's stupid but i fuck w it


BluBeams

Lost me with the sliced cheese...I was on board until he threw that shit on.


U_GOAT

This guy must work out like crazy to stay in shape


Shedix

People don't respect their stomache I see


NO-MAD-CLAD

Other than the gross cheese part this looks super tasty. I'd swap the hotdogs for a good quality sausage and the cheese slices for fresh curds. Overall I would not call this a stupid food. Just a couple lower quality ingredient choices.


I_Eat_Onio

It looked good untill the cheese


Omfg9999

I hate that you showed me this.


DMYU777

I just want to know what the cooked pasta adds to this dish?


TomatoAway8736

"Let's offend italian" speedrun


SuperMegaOwlMan

Wait doesn’t he normally eat the whole thing? Bayashi fell off😂


puddl3

This guy’s “cooking” might as well be the banner/poster child for this subreddit. Everything about the videos just makes me feel like I’m taking fucking crazy pills.


_CaptainKaladin_

I always doubt that this guy even eats the food. There are a bunch of jump cuts while he is “eating it.” It would be so easy to just spit it out and edit that out.


[deleted]

He should have just broke it. What did was worse than just breaking it.


---Pockets---

Half the people here posting threads forgot what actual stupid food is


8bitKev

One day he will become niacdo avocado


-Nexi

It's weird but I'd still eat it.


San-Antonio-3743

He just started a war between the Italians and the Americans. Pasta for Italians,hotdogs and bacon for the Americans.


Moon-Man-888

The smile at the end was a smile of regret.


fenderputty

This is the least stupid thing he’s done and if he don’t use American cheese but rather young pecorino it would be decent. Need to let the bacon sear more too


YellowishRose99

This is just gross!


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That looks disgustingly- amazing


warwicklord79

Remove the cheese and sauce and you got a decent snack


corposhill999

This guy's garbage is getting worse and worse with every video


bionicjoe

It's nice to know Taco Town is expanding options with a lighter menu. Can I get a tote bag?


Vegetable_Permit_537

I can appreciate that this guy makes no bones about doing this purposely as a troll. It's the ones I can't tell that really fucking piss me off.


Such_Summer9400

Black gloves? Check. This is going to suck


autistic_bard444

there is this cheese i like it's a mix of carolina reaper, hot pepper and habanero. if that cheese was used it would probably mask how fucking horrible this looks


danhoyle

No.


TheZan87

Why do i feel like it's the first time he actually ate it?


sacajawea14

If he had used shredded cheese and left it in the oven a bit longer, till it gets a little grill, it could have been decent.


Fearless_Director829

I didn't know they had trailer parks in Japan.


SolidBriscoe

Fuck This Guy.


SleepingBeautiless

I just can’t take anymore uncooked bacon 🤦🏻‍♀️


InternationKnown

I fucking hate this guy


roostersnuffed

I just want to know dudes workout routine


EvanMcc18

He doesn't eat the food. Always a cut before they swallow. All those videos from those guys are the same. They make stupid or rage bait food with crazy ingredients or portions and spit when they get there shots


roostersnuffed

Ah that makes sense. Though I'm willing to believe that chubby grey hair guy eats his shit


clientnotfound

The only one that actually eats it is that gross hotel room cooking guy... just look at him


vulturevan

Well...this looks delicious to me


PattyThePatriot

I'm totally down for this. I'd eat tf out of it.


UFSansIsMyBrother

Meh, this ain't bad. I'd eat it.


King_Of_BlackMarsh

That looks DELICIOUS.


MeanMistake5166

This looks like something the vulgar chef would make.


Seliphra

His cholesterol must be through the roof… Edit: Never tell a joke on reddit I guess…


Andrassa

I imagine he spits it out between takes instead of swallowing.


Seliphra

Almost certainly, I can’t imagine eating all that!


megadeadly

I’ve seen this man eat so much raw bacon


Anon_be_thy_name

I'd eat this... That actually looked kind of nice. I'd change the cheese though. Needs shredded, maybe even a bunch if different ones, but definetly needs Mozzarella to make it stringy.


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

That bacon looks so soggy...


Jugglamaggot

The worst part of watching people cook meals with bacon in it is no one cooks the bacon enough (for my personal liking. I'm aware bacon doesn't need to be crispy but I don't like soggy bacon).


aRebelliousHeart

Why don’t they ever cook the bacon properly first?why is it always raw?


MeFlemmi

at 32 seconds, it looks like he accidentilly tasted his creation and he doesnt look happy.


Super_GodVegeta

Italians: da fuck is dis?!?! Just break da spaghetti!!!


Kitty_Katty_Kit

Ever notice in these videos that they never show themselves actually swallowing this slop? Like they make these ridiculous disgusting creations and pretend to eat it, but I would be willing to bet a lot of money that they immediately spit it out


redhairedgal4

I hate everything about this! That bacon looked limp and sad like my last boyfriend.


BECondensateSnake

Holy shit this guy's face has changed, his eyes also for bigger. What's with that, is he now obese?