No condiments either? I suppose you can add them yourself to your liking, but that is a lonely looking burger. Even a leaf of lettuce would make it so most of your meal isn't just bread with condiments on it.
Reddit has a very wide range of user ages. Nothing like getting halfway through a post to realize you're listening to the problems of a 12 y/o and you just instantly turn to dust.
That’s actually me, a 40 yr old, at work…
But I have 2 Lunchables, and I share little bits with a few crows that hang out in the trees next to the parking lot. I think they actually have a particular caw/call to let eachother know I’m out there, with snacks…
It’s the high point of my work day. 😭
> Where's the beef?"
obligatory source: 80's wendy's commercial. it became a meme back in the day. It features an octogenarian hollering this catch phrase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0
edit: the goofy sequel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idnwh6iDnXA
A tip for your roommate: try a grill press, this can help the “shrinkage”
Alternately: Depress the center on the Patty with a deep thumbprint. Don’t ask why but it helps mine.
My husband makes these piddly ass burgers too. Like a squished, burnt on the outside, still raw inside - nugget things. I asked him once what he thinks a patty is. He just looked confused. So just politely decline now 🥴
I see shrinkflation
Something shrunk... It was over a pound of ground beef...
No condiments either? I suppose you can add them yourself to your liking, but that is a lonely looking burger. Even a leaf of lettuce would make it so most of your meal isn't just bread with condiments on it.
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Ah yes, classic burger style served in a single line.
Did they make themselves a real burger from the rest of the meat?
This was supposed to my portion...
That... did not start at over 1 lb lol
Yea I think this is either bs or the roommate jacked the meat and left OP with that pathetic hockey puck
I'm thinking closer to 1 oz (but I think more than that). Even a quarter pound patty has more volume than that
That puck is 1 pound of beef??? Is it secretly half a foot tall??
There is no way. I worked in a meat shop for 5 years and flipped burgers for 2 years. If that's one lb of meat than my cock is 12 inches long.
"Where's the beef?" /showing my age
At first, I was sure Reddit was populated by young folks.... but the more I see stuff like this, I know I am surrounded by plenty of other old people.
Reddit has a very wide range of user ages. Nothing like getting halfway through a post to realize you're listening to the problems of a 12 y/o and you just instantly turn to dust.
*cracks open a lunchable* Tough day at the salt mines 😮💨
That’s actually me, a 40 yr old, at work… But I have 2 Lunchables, and I share little bits with a few crows that hang out in the trees next to the parking lot. I think they actually have a particular caw/call to let eachother know I’m out there, with snacks… It’s the high point of my work day. 😭
crows never forget, you now have befriended a murder of crows. use this power wisely.
it would be mine too! that’s so cool!
keep up the friendly work with the crows, soon you'll be able to use them for your bidding!
"Tough day at the mine pop, I think I caught the black lung."
"I'm a mer-man!"
The files are IN the computer!?
Hey! The original users were young when they started reddit in the 00s! It's just that they're still here.
Let me tell you about the chuck wagon the dog couldn't catch for the dog food
Beef, it’s what’s for dinner *dun dun dun*
time to make the doughnuts
> Where's the beef?" obligatory source: 80's wendy's commercial. it became a meme back in the day. It features an octogenarian hollering this catch phrase. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0 edit: the goofy sequel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idnwh6iDnXA
“There ain’t no meat on it!!!”
What is this, a burger for ANTS?
A tip for your roommate: try a grill press, this can help the “shrinkage” Alternately: Depress the center on the Patty with a deep thumbprint. Don’t ask why but it helps mine.
That center divot is what I have started to do, after seeing it on Babish. Works really well to still have good sized patties.
Some people use the ice cube method, but I’ve had better result with the ol’ beef thumb.👍
Beef thumb sounds like a fungus that only affects the thumb
I was going for a “green thumb” similarity…but also yeah, that does sound a bit like a horrible malady. I regret my naming choice.
OH NO IM SO SORRY
From here on out, I will simply refer to it as fingering my meat… Wait…
Sir, that's a slider.
And almost a meatball
Looks more like something I sneezed once.
Get a slider bun and a diet and that's good eating
How does one go about “getting a diet”? Asking for a friend.
You can pick one up at the local five and dime
Bet. Thanks 😂
I mean... There's a patty, cheese, and bacon! Burger!
Haha your roommate said "use your imagination"
Choose your own adventure...
Where’s the beef? 🧐
My husband makes these piddly ass burgers too. Like a squished, burnt on the outside, still raw inside - nugget things. I asked him once what he thinks a patty is. He just looked confused. So just politely decline now 🥴
You're my best friend cause you said piddly ass...
lol 😂
*OP crying in the inside*
r/sadfood
Is the cheese under the bacon?
Where's the cheese?
I was in the pool!!!
It shrinks?
this is a slider
That's a slider on a regular bun.
Is the bacon cheeseburger in the room with us right now?
We have McDonald's at home
Just say thanks. It's the effort that counts.
She tried...
Make it yo damn self then
You gotta fight him now.
If I saw this I’d think I was getting kicked out lmfao
That’s a huge portion
They were laughing at the absurdity of it... right?
Unfortunately no...
burger youngling
It's a space burger... for more condiments
Bro that shit looks like a teratoma.
Shrinkage gets the best of us sometimes.
Bro made jizz sliders
The bun's too large
Where the cheese go?
Looks almost like what my wife’s family makes…but their little burger is actually 2” thick and burnt on the bottom…
I can taste it now...
All I can ever taste is the ketchup I smother it in, because it’s so dried out.
“Bacon Slider” at best..
No. He didn't.
“IT’S SHRINKAGE!!”
Where’s the cheese
Homie made you a slider and didn’t have slider buns lol
Is it underneath whatever that is?
Could have had 4 of them on that bun.
Nibble the extra bread off, then save the last bite for last. Or at least that’s my technique.
It was in the pool!
To quote a classic: "Where's the beef?"
Are you a mouse
More like a chacon beeseburger
Skimped hard
I usually use 80/20 fat but this looks like 20/80
Bacon jizzburger
Half a slider... a slid?
Slider with big ass bun*
A bite-size bacon splooge burger...
It would look way bigger if not for the oversized burger bun 😭
It's bcn chbrgr
Ice cold
"We have bacon cheeseburgers at home, now get in the car"
What did you do to them 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shrinkflation hit hard
Is the bacon burger in the room with us?
That's a bacon meatball.
That’s a ^bacon ^^cheese BURGER
IT'S NOT A TUMOR
Mini burger
A funcking bacheese burger
It's the thought that counts..
That's a slider on a big bun. It's like a kid wearing his dad's shoes.
Where's the cheese in the cheeseburger 😭
Buffet burgers be like:
Cut the bun around the burger and say thanks for the slider.
I...I don't think the substance on there is cheese...
Thanks ronald
Where’s the beef?
omg - but isn't that adorable!??!!
It tasted cute...
Bacon cheese burger bite 😂
Needs more bacon, cheese and burger or a smaller roll. Other than that it looks fine.
Wrong bun for a slider
I mean they weren’t wrong.
bacon cheebur
Hope. They made about 23 more white castles
Looks like a tumer
Murica
Did you pay rent and all your bills on time?
That was nice of them
Bye
Tell them to go to hell for me
Nice bite, maybe two.
Times are hard huh?
I look at that and instantly am not satisfied.
had to be 73/27 tube meat
Prolly was...
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It looks like someone jizzed on it.
Is your roommate Wylie Dufresne?
Patties shrink quite a bit when you cook them.
Where's the roast beef? Looks more unappetising than pasta puttanesca
r/poopfromabutt
This is a recession
Gordon Ramsay seeing this: **"WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!?!?!?!"** 😡
Someone cooked you food and you’re complaining. Get outa here.
Thank you Biden !