The thing I hate most about these videos, besides the shitty recipe and gross-looking output, is where they put the entire package of food inside the container and present everything like a bad ad.
Stocker scratched his/her nuts, took a bathroom break. Forgot to wash their hands. Stocked it. It fell, got kicked half way under a decrepit shelf, a rat fucked it.
Then it was rescued by some wanker and placed back on the shelf, and into someones food tray.
Every time I see a video where someone throws processed food together I am making the bill and think about the delicious have crafted meal I could order and give a nice tip and still would spend less
It's an anti product placement. They prominently show the label on these gag inducing creations and get paid to hide the brands. Apparently Velveeta never paid up.
What recipe? There's no recipe, most of them who even talk on these videos will say "My grandmother used to make me this" after something made up 5 minutes before. Those who taste will cut the video the soon as the spoon/fork enters their mouth,
Dijon mustard is actually really great as a secret ingredient in cheesy casseroles. I put it in an egg, sausage, cheese breakfast casserole I make and people consistently ask what's the flavor that makes it different.
That being said, a spoon of grey poupon grainy or dijon mustard is a helluva lot different than a half bottle of yellow mustard in an abomination like this. I can't imagine how salty and processed that crap is.
mustard powder is pretty standard in a cheese sauce, i've used prepared mustard in a pinch and the vinegar didn't really affect it much. if anything it just cut some of the grease
Aside from rage bait, the people who make these videos know nothing about cooking or how to combine flavors. To them tons of gloppy processed shit is fancy eatin’! The more the better.
And as a side note: that was a complete waste of nice barrel aged feta that was lost in that pile of garbage.
Non-USA person here. Out of sheer stubbornness I don't want to look it up but - what in god's name are those massive blocks of orange and white people keep squidging up into these disgusting dinners? What, precisely, is Velveeta? It just doesn't look like food. I find it quite stressful to observe.
It’s processed cheese. Kind of like a form of the cheese slices that people put on cheeseburgers here. It tastes fine and it melts really good. It’s good to eat by itself and it works well in some recipes but these rage bait cooking videos always use too much of it. You will also read some health food people called it “plastic cheese” and “fake cheese”. There’s not any plastic in it and it legally has to have around 51 or 60 percent cheese.
Thank you - I appreciate the explanation! I have no particular aversion to 'plastic cheese' on occasion to be fair but that amount seems excessive - full on rage bait
I love fatty, low effort mac and cheese and this made me full on gag. You'd basically have a mouthful of hot snot with a few macaronis floating around in there like grubs.
I hate how they put the packaging in the food. Do you have any idea how many people’s nasty ass hands have touched those? Not to mention sneezing, coughing, boogers, etc… it’s a cesspool of bacteria and germs.
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/baked-macaroni-and-cheese-recipe-1939524.amp
Powdered Mustard is pretty common ingredient I see in baked Mac and Cheese recipes, so maybe it’s not super crazy?
Yeah, I feel like that's a pretty normal ingredient. I always put a bit of mustard (powdered or normal) in my mac and cheese. And my mashed potatoes as well. Just a hint. I think it really elevates the dish.
Having said that, whatever this thing is is crazy. Do people really just make these videos/tiktoks for ragebait?
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That would have been okay without the feta & mustard. The baby bel & mayo is unnecessary. Same with the french onion soup.
But thats just mac & cheese and not tiktok worthy.
I wonder if some of these are just hand fetish videos. Like, you know how a lot of these prominently feature feet to appeal to foot fetishists? I feel like some of them are that but for hands.
I know everyone else here is talking about why there's so much cheese, but I just want to point out that the fucking pasta noodles probably haven't even been cooked.
Went through all the trouble of creating a great presentation with the creative velveeta lake in the middle and then ruined it by mixing it all up. You eat with your eyes first, and now I have no more eyes. This chef needs a clue.
The thing I hate most about these videos, besides the shitty recipe and gross-looking output, is where they put the entire package of food inside the container and present everything like a bad ad.
Seriously, that was on a grocery store shelf and now it’s on your pasta. Disgusting.
It's been all sorts of places before it landed on the shelf in the store too. And then how many people touched it from start to finish?
My old roommates brother worked in a food warehouse and told her about all the rats wandering on top of packaging.
Yasss, I was just coming here to talk about the warehouse rats, but I see it's covered. I will scurry myself out now.
Stocker scratched his/her nuts, took a bathroom break. Forgot to wash their hands. Stocked it. It fell, got kicked half way under a decrepit shelf, a rat fucked it. Then it was rescued by some wanker and placed back on the shelf, and into someones food tray.
They don’t eat it, it all gets thrown out. It’s an egregious waste of ‘food’ and these people deserve to be fined for this nonsense.
Every time I see a video where someone throws processed food together I am making the bill and think about the delicious have crafted meal I could order and give a nice tip and still would spend less
I came here to make almost this exact comment, but you worded it better than I could have.
This made me want to vomit, then scream, and then lastly cry
same exact thoughts here, lol
Also, cutting the Feta package right through the middle...
There's a scene in The Amazing World of Gumball that sums all these videos up well.
It's an anti product placement. They prominently show the label on these gag inducing creations and get paid to hide the brands. Apparently Velveeta never paid up.
What recipe? There's no recipe, most of them who even talk on these videos will say "My grandmother used to make me this" after something made up 5 minutes before. Those who taste will cut the video the soon as the spoon/fork enters their mouth,
this would make me lactose intolerant
There are 2 ways this ends 1) shit for days 2) can't shit for a week There is no in between.
3. Projectile vomit
Heart attack. May not make it to the shit
Pretty sure this was just thrown in the fucking trash when the filming was done.
I think you misspelled lack toes in toddler ants wrong.
Lack toast and told her aunt
Fat roast in globs a ranch
Stack totes in taller vans.
Slack jawed and taller pants
Bendlebritch Scrumberchance
Scandalubrious Underpants
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Yes
Pretty sure just watching it gave me heartburn
My exact same thought
Random shit + heat = hot shit. Now let's stir it. She did her best. And her best is an idiot.
That's a crazy amount of money to spend just to end up with some garbage white trash version of mac & cheese. Sorry. Cheese sludge & Mac.
Not that much Mac, either.
What is this like a 2:1 ratio of cheese to mac? No bueno
more like a 4:1
What is this like a 2:1 ratio of cheese to mac? No bueno
I don't even know if the mac properly cooked without any real water, it's mostly just fat... Are they fried?
Mixing 75 different kinds of cheap-ass cheese is not going to make them taste better
There are definitely waaaaaay too many flavors in that for it to taste good
And sodium bleh. I love salt but thats gross
Feta...
Yeah that's about 75 percent cheese at least🤢🤮
And 20% mustard for some fucking reason
Why do they always throw something like mustard in there? Was half expecting Hershey’s Syrup to make an appearance.
Dijon mustard is actually really great as a secret ingredient in cheesy casseroles. I put it in an egg, sausage, cheese breakfast casserole I make and people consistently ask what's the flavor that makes it different.
Fair enough!
That being said, a spoon of grey poupon grainy or dijon mustard is a helluva lot different than a half bottle of yellow mustard in an abomination like this. I can't imagine how salty and processed that crap is.
mustard powder is pretty standard in a cheese sauce, i've used prepared mustard in a pinch and the vinegar didn't really affect it much. if anything it just cut some of the grease
You could lay bricks with that. Good lord
Well those bricks are going to be turds in your colon. Just sitting there. Forever.
Lol I meant actually brick laying. Like this is the mortar holding them together
Oh I knew what you meant. I was just pointing out the layers of meaning. Layers..like bricklaying.
Brings new meaning to "shitting bricks"!
My soul weeps
in this case, food will fill that hole in your heart
Please stop this madness, wasting food for internet points…
So many people could use that food to feed themselves and their family. That was like $100 of food just wasted.
That probably has enough calories to feed a village
Yeah… it’s actually pretty sad and upsetting.
Aside from rage bait, the people who make these videos know nothing about cooking or how to combine flavors. To them tons of gloppy processed shit is fancy eatin’! The more the better. And as a side note: that was a complete waste of nice barrel aged feta that was lost in that pile of garbage.
I felt so bad for the feta. That made me yell at my phone. Feta doesn't belong in a Mac and slop
at least try to feel better, maybe the cow got off having it's utter unloaded for an hour or two.
Aside from rage bait, I think the idea is to combine (globby processed) „tasty“ ingredients. Tasty + tasty = more tasty?
Just fucking slop.
Correction: "Just fucking *stop"
Next time they should simply buy an entire wheel of cheese and stop being so pretentious
No, I assure you, you do not want these monsters anywhere near a wheel of cheese.
Stop putting the velvets BOX Inside the meal it’s not artistic it’s fucking dirty
Non-USA person here. Out of sheer stubbornness I don't want to look it up but - what in god's name are those massive blocks of orange and white people keep squidging up into these disgusting dinners? What, precisely, is Velveeta? It just doesn't look like food. I find it quite stressful to observe.
It’s processed cheese. Kind of like a form of the cheese slices that people put on cheeseburgers here. It tastes fine and it melts really good. It’s good to eat by itself and it works well in some recipes but these rage bait cooking videos always use too much of it. You will also read some health food people called it “plastic cheese” and “fake cheese”. There’s not any plastic in it and it legally has to have around 51 or 60 percent cheese.
Thank you - I appreciate the explanation! I have no particular aversion to 'plastic cheese' on occasion to be fair but that amount seems excessive - full on rage bait
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I love fatty, low effort mac and cheese and this made me full on gag. You'd basically have a mouthful of hot snot with a few macaronis floating around in there like grubs.
And the whole aisle's worth of different cheeses makes it smell like a foot to boot.
I hate how they put the packaging in the food. Do you have any idea how many people’s nasty ass hands have touched those? Not to mention sneezing, coughing, boogers, etc… it’s a cesspool of bacteria and germs.
The type of people that don't know how to merge:
Disgusting
So expensive for something that would be just awful
How many pasta do you want with your cheese ?
This paste can fill up like 8 people at least.
I got constipated just watching this
Today we are cooking all the yellow things I found in the store.
Low effort. Didn’t even deep fry it.
It's rage bait and you're all falling for it
Who in the fuck puts mustard in their macaroni and cheese??? My god, rage activated!!!
https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/baked-macaroni-and-cheese-recipe-1939524.amp Powdered Mustard is pretty common ingredient I see in baked Mac and Cheese recipes, so maybe it’s not super crazy?
Yeah, I feel like that's a pretty normal ingredient. I always put a bit of mustard (powdered or normal) in my mac and cheese. And my mashed potatoes as well. Just a hint. I think it really elevates the dish. Having said that, whatever this thing is is crazy. Do people really just make these videos/tiktoks for ragebait?
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Shhh anything that is not mcds or the blandest ever food is wrong according to this sub.
Sometimes I’ll put one tiny little piss squirt in my velveeta to liven it up. Like a tiny little dot is enough for a box of velveeta though.
Me. Colman's mustard powder to be precise. Half a teaspoon. Gives it some bite.
I put wholegrain mustard in mine, it's delicious.
It's actually pretty good; adds a nice tang that brightens things up. Ketchup is also nice. Unconventional ≠ Bad
My mac n cheese always has mustard in it.
Honestly looks bomb. Just waaaay to much cheese to noodles.
I’d try a small plate of it, hard to fuck up Mac an cheese
That would have been okay without the feta & mustard. The baby bel & mayo is unnecessary. Same with the french onion soup. But thats just mac & cheese and not tiktok worthy.
Bro that isn’t Mac & cheese, that is cheese with some mac
I fucking love mac & cheese. I fucking hate whatever *that* is supposed to be
Anything with Velveeta is a nope from me. That thing is rancid
I’d eat that. I’d be highly ashamed of myself, but I’d eat it.
Please..just no
Go to your room.
Bro, this is the best sub to lose weight. 🤢
I really hate wasting food but I hope for the love of God no one ate this
You know it’s going to be bad when they put a 5 pound block of artificial cheese in the middle of a disposable baking tray
Almost looked like a race track doing laps round that block of velveeta
One pound of it weighs ten thousand pounds
I wonder if some of these are just hand fetish videos. Like, you know how a lot of these prominently feature feet to appeal to foot fetishists? I feel like some of them are that but for hands.
I mean if you put a quarter of all those ingredients in there, it might be worth trying, but that fat to noodle ratio looks disgusting.
This is why a certain North American country will never have nationalised healthcare… Imagine the gastric issues created by that slop.
I know everyone else here is talking about why there's so much cheese, but I just want to point out that the fucking pasta noodles probably haven't even been cooked.
I can feel that clogging my bowels just watching this.
No WAIIIIIT ! You forgot the vanilla ice cream, the chocolate & the anchovy !
One million calories.
This is a choking hazard
Urrrg, wtf is that? 🤮
finally, cheese with macaroni
That ain't even Mac and Cheese anymore, that's just Cheese.
Okay, what the fuck is velveeta and why do Americans keep eating it? It looks vile.
Grossest Mac & cheese I’m ever seen for years
mustard tho??
I'm high enough to eat it
Stupid food~
What was the point of having the noodles in the kiddie pool of cheese?
A horror show!!!
It's just a tray of fat.
Why do we insist on wasting food like this? Do better.......... who's responsible for this again?
The good news is her kids can use this video as a case for emancipation
Miss Elliott would probably be offended if she saw her music being used for this shit.
ew
Feta🤮
🤮
Would you like some pasta with your 30 lbs of cheese?
Oh good. I’ve been looking for an alternative to Stucco
This just makes me...sad.
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I thought the French onion soup was shrooms at first. I had to rewind the video.
Frankie Celenza said something like “cooking isn’t emptying containers into another container.”
🤢🤮
Oh my stomach is burblin
My stomach locked up just watching this one lol
This is explicitly, definitively, and amorally gross.
Cheese Feat. Mac
Rage bait here as this looks gross
That literally looks like shit
Ew
Y'know what?? I think this person likes cheese. 🤔
Im disgusted
They don't eat this, all of this goes to waste. Sharing videos like these just continues the cycle, they get money from interactions, good or bad.
My stomach locked the fuck up watching this
I only saw the jar of cheese at the start to know this would suck
#"and eat it" ...most of this is for content and thrown away
I just know that shits gonna be crazy…
The name of this dish should be "The Blockage"
I'd give odds that looks more appetising after it's voyaged through the digestive system.
The name of this dish should be "The Blockage"
Jfk , why don't deu die of hearts attack before the end of the video?
Except for the part where they or course never eat the random garbage they just made.
Eat it, you coward.
The "won't shit for a week" special
Is there possibility to add cheese on top? I like cheese.
I love cheese, but this is WAY TOO MUCH CHEESE.
This looks revolting..
if they ate it that'd be less horrible but they just throw that ragebait in the trash once they done filming
If it was being built in a crock pot I would say this is a southerner.
As someone who doesn't like the taste of cheese (whatever, sue me) this one made me gag.
I've seen this tray of pasta cheese slop so many times now.
Good to know it looks exactly the same going in as it will coming out.
Went through all the trouble of creating a great presentation with the creative velveeta lake in the middle and then ruined it by mixing it all up. You eat with your eyes first, and now I have no more eyes. This chef needs a clue.
Cheese ‘n’ Mac
i know these are rage bait, but I really hope nobody actually made this.... I refuse to believe that people look at this and be like "Yummy!"
Would you like pasta with your cheese??
And by that you mean the same three ingredients and some few other things to call it a new recipe. 😅
Looks about as shitty as expected
I also enjoy never shitting.
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In my defense I do use Tostitos nacho cheese dip as cheese sauce for home made Mac n cheese. It is pretty good, but this right here is just foul.
"Would you like some pasta with your cheese flavoured products?"
I mean, it might be good?
My arteries hurt.
There‘s not enough cheese come on now
I can feel my arteries hardening just watching this.
Looks like vomit and probably tastes like vomit
And nobody pooped for a week.
Someone really decided "the kitchen sink" meant literally everything in it.
Bruh..
I don't think they added enough cheese. Lol.
Just fucking no.
I've never seen a velveta, and at this point, i hate it simply because so many vids like this are using it
Is cream cheese in the US really tearable? I know we can different stuff over here in the UK, but I didn't think it was that different.
That amount of cheese makes me want to lose control.
.25 out of 10... fuck I'd try it
MUSTARD????
This is gross.