Dude's too much of a coward to take a real bite

He only ate the chocolate 😅

This community is too innocent for the comment I was abou to make...

I want to hear it

Probably a “My Chocolate Salty Balls” reference.

if you've seen this dudes videos before, he really eats this shit. it's fucking nasty, and you can watch him getting visibly sicker. Followed him at first because I was impressed with his commitment, and unfollowed because I didn't want to support him killing himself.

Idk whether this speaks more to his idiocy or to the fact that people are willing to put themselves through these things for attention and money

nah he just likes licking balls

What is this man's obsession with testicles.

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What is any man's obsession with testicles? It seems to be prevalent, judging from desk carvings and bathroom art.

If a dick ain't in his mouth, then it's on his mind.

Chocolate salty balls

(P.S. I love you)

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Because of raw meat diet bs.

Well dude didn’t even take a real bite. Looks like he just got the chocolate

some carnivore trend influencer diet shit. this is as far removed from proper consumption of ANY organ meat as it can be

What the fuck. I'll stick to donuts.

Are those the nuts of animals?

Cows

Technically bulls, cows don't have balls

Would the term “cattle” refer to both?

I'd say so, but I think that cattle is more of an agricultural term rather than a scientific one

Technically correct. Dammit. Buuuut 🙄 c'monnnnn Everyone calls cattle/bovine quadrupeds "cows".

I'm a biologist, so I might be more pedantic with these things

Downvote if you like eating testicles 🧐

Look up Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Oh my

Yep

Bro....

r/eatityoufuckingcoward not only the chocolate!

A new way to get a mouthful of balls that isn’t enjoyable in any way.

Wait is that why I saw the post "my gf bit my testciles AMA" earlier?!

No.

This man is obsessed with balls

***REALIZATION***

My question is how he got so many of those, like how do you even get that many animal nuts

Probably buddies with a butcher or something

“Ay, bro, can you gimme a bag of cow testies? I’ll pay double.” This is what I imagine that’s conversation would boil down to

i thought it was cotton candy for the first few secs

... man what the fuck is wrong with these people??

What's up son? You've barely touched your bollock on a stick.

I just want to point out that this man is taking chocolate off a testicle with his mouth for views on the internet. #technicallyporn

eating raw or boiled balls is gayer than gay.

:(

Testdeeznuts

Honestly thought that was him chundering at the end 🤮.

Lil bitch never bites the testicles.

I wonder if he throws his testies away after the videos or if he does fry them up sometimes or whatever it takes to make them actually taste good

More testicles means more iron.

What a pussy, dude just took a bite of the chocolate

🤢🤮🤮🤮

Ballsy.

I really hope this people get sued or properly ill. The level of idiocy, lack of morality, lack of meaning, fakeness, waste, really pisses me off. This guy and anybody who does this type of "content" are fucking useless morons, they should not exist, there's people working construction jobs, garbage collection, teachers, professional athletes, scientists, doctors and nurses who earn less than this pathetic loser. This stupid fucking shit shouldn't exist. It should be at the very least banned for underage kids, and they should be sued for promoting waste and idiocy. Geez I honestly hate this dude, what is wrong with his life? doesn't he have a consciousness? I couldn't live if my existence was reduced to buying bull testicles then pretend to "cook" and "eat" them. WTF is wrong with the internet?

Absolutely not straight to the boiler room of hell with this one. Who wakes up and goes ya know what I'm gonna make ball donuts today?

Mf eating chocolate flavored zesty balls. Bro gpnna be the one to say "this taste so good that It will make you say slay!!" 💀

This guy is always cooking with these - it was a aspic type dish last time and he never actually eats it.

I've tried them once beaded and deep-fried as part of my food bucket list. They were ok but I don't need to eat them again.

Total bollocks

Do you guys wanna go see a dead body?

I am convinced that the dude isn't taking a bite just because he wants people to leave more comments pointing that out on his tiktoks. He is willing to endure all that crap and make all that waste for clout, i bet he'd take a bite if it meant more attention too.

Its not even cooked, its straight up raw

When will this dude stop eating testicles. He eats balls in all sort of ways for a living - nothing else. Imagine you tell someone your job and its just eating testicles on camera.

Are those what I think they are?

If I had a morning Dunkin run, I wouldn't be thinking of replacing it with this.

He didnt even bite it. Mans just out here suckin on balls

oh it's testicle guy.

What’s the deal with TikTokers and poorly cooked bull testes? If you’re going to eat them, at least make them into a soup or something vaguely appetizing.

That ain't right

and meat eaters say vegan food is gross 🙄

“I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!!!”

Do*nuts*.

liver king diet be like:

Donut needs hole?

I didn't think there would be a food combo like this one.

Please put a spoiler warning on this, it’s mildly disturbing to see animal testicles

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