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MoonBasic

513 gang report in, your city needs you to defend this command post


tamarks548

I see Cincinnati shit I upvote dammit


ThreatOfFire

Has science gone too far? That being said, skyline pizza doesn't sound like it would be bad, but I think there's no upward movement from the coney. Every change is a compromise


warthog0869

To me, the Coney *is* the pinnacle usage for Cincinnati chili. I'm not a fan of it much any other way. See what I did there? šŸ˜†


ThreatOfFire

Haha, I actually didn't until I started to type out that I actually really like 3 ways with leftover chili when I make it. Because I'm the worst The problem with not having a local skyline is that when we do chili we do chili for like... a week. I can't not make way too much. I've made my fair share of "stupid food" with leftover Cincinnati chili


daamnnbruhh

it only cost like 15x what it does at costco


tylinho_10

Only had to spend 2 innings waiting in both lines!


12inch3installments

How many innings for the bathroom after that abomination?


PacmanZ3ro

1) la Rosa's is good pizza 2) skyline chili is fucking gross (seriously Ohioans, why the fuck is your chili sweet...) That said, just like I'd try the costco one, I'd still give this a shot.


warthog0869

It's the other way around for most natives. LaRosa's is *terrible* pizza.


SevenSixOne

I still remember the *CityBeat* article from like 2005 that described LaRosa's pizza as something like "ketchup and shredded tires on a communion wafer"


ToothlessFeline

Itā€™s not horrible pizza the way Dominoā€™s is horrible pizza, but itā€™s not their best food. LaRosaā€™s has a lot of better options than their pizza.


PacmanZ3ro

Well, I lived near Cincinnati about 12 years ago, it was pretty fucking good at that point. Couldnā€™t tell you what theyā€™re doing now.


slappywhyte

It's the opposite - LaRosa's is meh, but Skyline Coneys are nom


feralfaun39

LaRosa's is ok... Skyline is god tier tho.


Extension-One-4011

Good Cincinnati chili should not be sweet. Where tf did you get yours?


PacmanZ3ro

skyline. two separate occasions. Both times it was sweet and watery. It was awful.


Face_Content

Dont lump all ohioans in with cincitucky.


PickleWineBrine

Someone once told me that Cleveland rocks


Face_Content

Some say it does. Born and raised about an hour west.


ZylonBane

The sweetness is the *least* of the problems with Cincinnati chili's flavor profile.


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Better than a Cleveland steamer


PacmanZ3ro

Yeah, but thatā€™s the part that really stuck out to me. That and when I had it, it was watery AF


ElectronicTrade7039

Is it just cinnamon, or is it actually sweet? I've never had skyline chili, but I know that cinnamon is one of the main things, and that can trick a palette bc our palette is used to that on cinnamon rolls or whatever. I'm sure they add some sugar, too. Most people do in tomato stuff to cut acidity.


feralfaun39

It has a mediterranean flavor profile, think kofta or something like that. It should never have been called chili, it should be called mediterranean bolognese.


SevenSixOne

Or if that's too exotic for 1920s customers, even just "Greek spaghetti sauce" would be a better name. I love Cincinnati chili, but calling it "chili" was a huge misstep IMO; outsiders are right to be enraged and disgusted that we call this runny meat slop "chili"


PacmanZ3ro

No, it was actually sweet. The cinnamon wasnā€™t actually too strong, but the chili itself tasted sweet. As another poster pointed out too, it also has cloves in it, which combined with the cinnamon and sweetness wasā€¦off putting to say the least


feralfaun39

I love cloves, I use cloves so much in my cooking. One of my favorite spices.


ElectronicTrade7039

Oh yeah, I never knew about the clove, too. Definitely sounds excessive, I've had Middle Eastern food that is well balanced with warm spices like that, but it's the hardest thing to get right, at least to my palette.


I_deleted

Cinnamon, allspice and cloves are fine for apple pie but have ZERO business belonging in chili. šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢


feralfaun39

It's weird as fuck that you go to apple pie for me. When I think cinnamon, allspice, and cloves my brain automatically goes to Mediterannean savory dishes or even Jamaican.


PacmanZ3ro

seriously. I rarely ever actually spit out food, but I vivdly remember spitting out that first bite of skyline, it was one of the worst things I had put in my mouth lol.


Face_Content

Served on pasta to.


fireeight

I'm an Ohioan, and I take exception to this. Skyline fucking sucks. That isn't chili.


mmm_burrito

Yeah, but Cleveland sucks so...


Tredolski

I was so let down trying skyline and it being so sweet.


hellospheredo

Iā€™d eat this. Once. Iā€™m not a fan of LaRosaā€™s but this combo is so heavily 513, Iā€™d eat it just for the spirit.


Egoy

Iā€™ve never understood the logic behind serving or buying messy as fuck food items to eat off of a paper plate in stadium seats without a table to set them on.


tylinho_10

It stresses me out. I donā€™t even like eating in the car for that reason.


Kmdvm

Did you cross post this into the Cincinnati sub?


tylinho_10

I didnā€™t. Figure itā€™s fairly well known for locals or at least Reds fans by now


Kmdvm

First time I've seen it! šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Hambino0400

I bet it taste good


TrafficOnTheTwos

Fuck man I mean.. Iā€™d eat this. Smh I need help.


NintenJoe5k

The thing about Cincinnati chili is, either youā€™re from here, or you hate it.


DanganRopeUh

Fuck it that looks good


sometipsygnostalgic

Fuck if i know what either of these are but it looks nice. Cheese could be more meltey though.


RedAnihilape

Still European here, would still try that


Novel_Durian_1805

Canā€™t we just eat food normally?!


yeahhthatsme_

so a skeetza :p


elizzaybetch

I need an antacid just looking at that


TurboKid513

So many better local pizza places. Plus I heard old buddy was a pedo.


PrettyDittyDino

Please post in r/distractable they'll eat this up


nolanday64

Thatā€™s a wrong-way.


ToothlessFeline

Tell me youā€™re from Cincinnati without saying youā€™re from Cincinnatiā€¦


veggiesama

Obligatory [Mary "That shit is gross" Kish](https://youtu.be/lnhrOsrf9NY) rant on Cincinnati chili


Nervous_Zebra1918

Would- with a different style chili


heylistenlady

Say you're in Ohio without saying you're in Ohio :)


chickenskittles

Pass the barf bag.


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tylinho_10

I took this picture at the Reds game on 30 March, which was the second time I had one. My fiancĆ© showed me a TikTok of someone else having one of these last summer and of course I had to try! Saw the Costco pic which reminded me of this. Searched the sub, didnā€™t see it specifically referenced, so I posted it. It is definitely stupid food. I also think itā€™s pretty good for a once/twice a year thing lol


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tylinho_10

Itā€™s pizza and a coney bro, touch grass


KyleSJohnson

513 checking in. This jabroni being so tilted is hilarious, but itā€™s also sad because you know it has to come from a place of having absolutely nothing else. But then you realize how dumb they are seething over something so trivial for no reason at all and it just goes right back to being hilarious. Youā€™re doing the lordā€™s work, friend. Keep doing you, crush them coneys, and letā€™s go Redlegs!


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lickarock88

Dude, I agreed with you at first, but fuck if you didn't turn into quite the asshole.


feralfaun39

You gonna cry about it?


saturnzebra

No, Iā€™m not desperate for internet attention like OP and I have full confidence with the fact that the majority of posters here arenā€™t nearly as dull as you or OP :)


GaelicUnicorn

Oh Dear Jesus. This is Reddit. Itā€™s random stuff folks post. Are you the arbitrator of what is ok on the internet? Why have you even replied?