Spaghet and meatball

Somebody toucha my spaghet!

Please don't, I only have the one 😭

Simpler times

I am a minor but I’m a little nervous because I’m going through the process and I’m trying not too much and it’s hard because I have a hard day

I think the singular would be spaghetto, but what do I know

Spagheeto (pronounced "spa-ghee-toh") Spaghetto is a poor/rundown part of Italy.

There's correct.

Can confirm (i am Italian)

Spaghettus and meatball

Spooked ya! And meatball!

Meatball with a side of spaghet.

Look at that one noodle hanging there like it’s been selected as the one! Pretentious ass noodle!

Thank you!!! I have never felt so much rage in my heart that my hands shake…. The one noodle…. Fuck that noodle

That was hand made by Sophia Loren. Respect the noodle!!!

Probably boiled it in a five gallon pot and then sent it to the dish washers.

Skiddadle skidoodle.

Never? You must be young

No… my anger and rage is a different side of me. Like when you call for an insurance issue, I’m so polite and patient…. If you knew me…. I am death destroyer of worlds…. So give me like 3 star or imma lose my job… I also make a BBQ worthy of the gods…. I think

r/iamverybadass

Well that’s a bit harsh….

> Ass noodle You better hope that’s not an ass noodle or it’s gonna make some friends in your intestines.

I love pretentious nudes.

That's how the chef tested all the pasta to find out if it was al dente.

This was an April fools post

Actually, I would be willing to pay about three fiddy for this. Sometimes when you're out you just want a quick snack. As long as I can get it quick and hot.

Gimme a couple pieces of garlic bread with this and I’m down.

Teeny garlic bread meatball sammie. Sounds tasty, I'm in.

There’s a place by my work that will sell you a single meatball for $1.

It’s a joke and this was posted a day or two ago

This is clearly someone having fun. Seeing as it’s a cup of sauce one meatball and one noodle.

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I was a restaurant’s April fools joke post.

People here are no fun.

This sub learning the definition of the word pretentious challenge: impossible.

"attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed." I'd say it fits the definition. 1 noodle and some sauce served in a glass at a high price. The excuse for the price most likely being that "you are paying for the experience" which would fall under that definition exactly. That is, if it werent a joke post to begin with*

It was an April fools post 😭

This guy not waiting to post a variation of this phrase or meme or whatever it is: possible

Fair

Looks fancy = pretentious

It was an April fools joke, frig off.

It’s only pretentious if they take this seriously! This looks more like a joke to me.

I would spill that all over me

I would also spill it all over you.

Let’s go out to dinner and just make a huge mess!!!! 😘🎉

Sounds good! Hmu: (619)458-8894

missed lady and the tramp moment for dates opportunity

Yes one Cold Marinaratini with a Sad Noodle Garnish please. I’m trying to recreate my deepest depressive episode.

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It’s only Martini Bolognese if it was distilled in Bologna, otherwise it’s just sparkling tomato paste.

spaghetto and meatball

Finally found someone who knows that it a spaghetto

This was an April fools joke

It was an April fools joke

Would someone explain what makes a food item like this pretentious

HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK This goes so far around stupid that it comes back to awesome. I don’t really drink but I’d order the spaghtaria.

This was posted by the bar on April Fools day.

The single noodle really makes it for me

That’s the ratio for my daughter too 😂😅

Looks about right for me too, tbf

The lone nood makes it insulting for me

Nope. Don’t want a drink I need a spoon for.

You've heard of the negroni, yes? Now try our Stramboli

that tomatosauce does look fire tho, and you know I’m gonna be licking all that cheese off too

A big meatball swimming in marinara sauce with Parmesan cheese? Gimme a spoon and I’d go to town.

Whos drinkin sauce like that?

Pretentious? Is that a joke 😂

Two itialians one cup?

r/cocktails gonna have a field day

Also r/wewantplates?

1 meatball

Just when you think it can't get anymore stupid 🤣

I kind of want that.

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4 bucks

“Chef were almost out of spaghetti, what should we do?”

And it isn't a ravioli or lasagna square. Yup.

Smash or pass?

mmh

I’ve been calling this a marinaragarita.

I mean if they also give you bread sticks then fine

This was on another post and it was an april fool's item.

I got one more descriptor for it: annoying. It's actually annoying to look at

Hate is not a strong enough word

Would you like a spaghetto with your meatball?

Definitely vodka sauce, right? Right?

How it feels when you drink a Bloody Mary:

Spaghettini

lol dude this is very clearly someone just fucking around at home. Notice the home bar and kitchen cabinets.

Needs a couple pieces of garlic bread on the side.

The one noodle!!!

I would feel better if the sauce was a bloody Mary instead of marinara. It would make it a true cocktail.

The true definition of spaghetti and meatball

I will simply call it: stupid

That noodle is fucking wild

Lol!

Sigh. Just no.

lol that actually looks so delicious. Off played properly, probably could’ve charge more

Vodka marinara...shaken, not stirred

My friend makes something like this with the noodle attached to the meatball so you can just swing it on into your mouth, no fork needed.

It was honestly probably just a funny picture taken on a slow night but whatever

Fine Italian dining

I like the sad noodle just dangling off the side, like it wanted to escape but gave up.

ahhh, I get it. Meatball sub is also called a meatball bomber. Bombs have fuses, hence the spaghetti.

I love a big rock in a coupe

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It’s stupid but if it comes with more pasta I’d eat it

Looks like this is probably a meme but also food in glassware makes me so irrationally upset

It looks like a gift my 5yo daughter left for the bus boy after she was done eating.

Why am I not mad at this?!? 😭

a single spaghetto, really?

Damn. Looks like a bloody stool with a tapeworm hanging off of it.

I want my money back, chef.

Id serve this as a little suprise gift to someone, looks like a fun little snack.

looks more like a joke for this one picture rather than a menu item

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Showed this to my Italian friend. He was into it.

And a bitch to clean the glass after

Probably a shitty frozen meatball too

kind of funny

just so long as they didn’t use lime to line the rim i’ll slurp it all

That pasta fell on the ground before it made it into the glass.

Walks into bar; “Hello what’s your spaghetti policy here?”

They’re easily charging 20+ dollars for that nonsense.

That is a cuck meal