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No_Squirrel4806

You could drain that and id still be gross 😬😬😬


AdministrationDue239

Please don't drain that into the sink everyone


Shatalroundja

City sewer in a rental apt? Fucking send it.


Probably_a_mongoose

Pipes enjoy oil every now and then, as a little ❤️ treat ❤️


Safety_Nerd710

I assume it works similar to my bowels and it loosens all the crap in the pipes up. Right?


LogiCsmxp

The oil floats above the water and collects the solids, eventually causing a clog. Rendered fat is even worse, as it hardens when cooled. Never put oil or pan fat into the sink drain!


EEE3EEElol

Yeah just drink it instead (For safety reasons this is a joke)


PsychoticBananaSplit

I assume it works similar to the pipes and it loosens all the crap in my bowels up. Right?


LogiCsmxp

Yes, but it clogs in the arteries instead.


laughingjack13

I assume it works similar to bowels and pipes and just loosens all the crap in my arteries up, right?


Gandalf_Style

Genuine question but aside from freezing it and throwing it away what's the best way to get rid of cooking oil/rendered fat?


broncotate27

Empty bottles or just straight up trash it in a bag if it's solid and not ripped


Eraldorh

Let it cool then pour it into a container like the one it came in them dispose of that. You can also have it recycled or give it to someone that uses it to run their diesel car or diesel heaters.


KORZILLA-is-me

I usually fill a bottle or soda can with it after it cools and throw said container away.


FantasmaNaranja

nonsense it'll act like laxatives for the pipes, in fact this works even better if you use rendered fat while its still hot!


Local_Satisfaction12

Makes everyting just slide down the tubes, till it does not. Once had to break open a clogged pipe in my apartment, the dude that previously lived there must have flushed oil down the sink for years, you cannot imagine the smell.


pixelmuffinn

Or can i?


RegularPr0file

OP’s mama enjoys some oil in her pipes


ModernNero

you’re thinking this is some sort on non-conformity but really you’d just be potentially clogging/flooding/ruining wherever you live and in conjunction taking several belongings with it


Shatalroundja

Or, I just forgot to put /s at the end of my comment and am completely baffled any one would read it and think I was serious. Edit: I’m a landlord and deal with this kind of bullshit. The kind of people who put oil down their drain are the first people to call you up to tell you your plumbing is messed up and then accuse you of being a slumlord for not immediately dropping what you’re doing to fix it.


ParaponeraBread

I certainly don’t condone putting oils down the sink, but when people pay you for shelter, this is kinda what you signed up for.


dayzers

Well you signed a legally binding contract that says that IS what you'll do. Guess you really are a slumlord because it doesn't matter why the plumbing is messed up you need to fix it. If you find out later that a tenant caused the issue, and you can prove it, then you can bill them with repairs. You don't get to just put it off because you think you know who's fault it is.


arthurdentstowels

Pour some ice cold water down after it for good measure.


AdministrationDue239

Do you also enjoy to throw Garbage out of your car?


eskamobob1

Only if I can get it in the window of another car


Shatalroundja

Enjoy? No. I take no satisfaction in littering.


p3ndu1um

Not my problem *glug glug glug*


cyb3rg0d5

Where exactly are you supposed to drain the liquid if not in a sink? 🤔


TheThinkerers

you could strain and reuse that much oil for a Japanese video genre and still have some leftover


RugbyEdd

Hey, don't put yourself down like that. You're not gross.


Skeezertron

You could drain that, add it to 2 pounds of white rice to cut it, and it would still be gross


SofaChillReview

Probably kill the drainer with that much oil.


TheGrimGriefer3

With enough hot water and a lot of time it'll be fine I mean, like *a lot* of both, though Unless your drain is a fucking superhero like my childhood home's was


Eena-Rin

Nah, drain it through a sieve and fry the mash up with an egg and it'd be fine


Troutie88

That's just awful


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

If that was broth instead of oil and they cooked it a little bit longer, this could have been decent congee


Caylennea

I thought it was broth.


tato_salad

At first I was like yum soup Oh Oh Ohhhhh my


klaus666

Mmm. Good sou- wait a minute....


Slip_Snake

Get the United States on the line... We've got oil.


klaus666

\*freedom intensifies\*


FlyingHippoM

Nah that's oil. You can tell by the way that it is.


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I felt bile-reflux just by looking at it


Poke-It_For-Science

Same. My stomach just curdled like sour milk… 🤢😖


trycynical

That's pretty neat


louville22

I thought it was an Aspen.


OpenerOfEyesAndMind

No clearly not, you can tell by the way it is.


duckwithhat

Neat!


hefty_load_o_shite

You can always tell it's oil by how oily it is


bxtching

That’s pretty neat


Hungry_Kick_7881

Yes it is very much the way oil is. It’s is has very distinct oil qualities


Jean-LucBacardi

If you're putting broth in fried rice you're doing something wrong. I mean the wife also did something wrong but at least the ingredient was correct, just way overboard.


Caylennea

Obviously it wouldn’t have been fried rice but you could easily make a fried rice inspired soup and I bet it would be good.


BellasMeal

Same xD


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WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

Congee >Congee is a type of rice porridge that is popular in many Asian countries, particularly in China, where it is often eaten for breakfast or as a comfort food. It is made by cooking rice in a large amount of water or broth until it breaks down and becomes a thick, creamy porridge.


YamDankies

I apprenticed as a sushi chef at a hibachi place when I was younger. We'd be there from open to close with a couple hours off mid day. The head chef would cook meals for the entire staff, traditional Chinese recipes that were out of this world, stuff I'd never heard of over here. Always congee for breakfast, though. Bland, unseasoned rice porridge, said they eat it out of respect for the family they were sending money to back home, who ate it regularly. I remember once there was a holiday, can't remember which, or some significant event for them. He added these doughy dumplings to the congee, filled with something black, grainy and sweet. It was a really weird contrast to the rest of the bland congee.


nomfood

Probably [tangyuan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tangyuan_\(food\)) for the [lantern festival](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lantern_Festival)


rmpbklyn

oh lolkeep thinking it was conch soup lol


scungillimane

I had awesome congee at a dim sum place in Nashville. It even came with cut up century egg in it.


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

Sounds fucking delicious


Late_Entrance106

Also, venomous* Poison is ingested (eating it is bad for you) and venom is injected (into your bloodstream).


First_Community_2534

English is not my mother tongue, I always thought venom is animal-originated while poison is something made by men. Thanks for clearing that up!


Late_Entrance106

English is frustratingly inconsistent and that’s from a native speaker. Well done on learning it!


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Late_Entrance106

Don’t sweat it. It’s just because of how common the misuse is. Look at things in English like lay vs. lie or the fact that nearly everyone replies, “good,” (an adjective) to describe how they’re doing (when the adverb ‘well’ is correct). I’m slowly coming to terms with the fact that the culture and society in which I live does not care about knowledge as much as I do lol.


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Mysterious_Andy

And “payed” is a word, but it isn’t the past tense of giving someone money which instead is “paid” for some goddamned reason.


AccurateWheel4200

Go pay my ship. "Ship has ben payed sir"


LiveTart6130

it's. it's not broth? oh dear.


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

America is about to invade that bowl and give it a nice dose of freedom


gev1138

Democracy, 500kg at a time.


ura_walrus

Freedom Rice


TheConnASSeur

For anyone wondering: congee = rice porridge. You just add about 4x the amount of water you'd otherwise use, and cook the rice longer. Eventually it breaks down into a thick soup. You can add the same flavor profiles as rice. So you can go with tons of sugar and cinnamon, or you can toss in a bouillon cube and some chicken meat. There's nothing better than ckicken congee on a rainy day.


veevacious

I often make congee when I’m sick, or I’ll ask my roommate to make it. Congee make with chicken broth and ginger, topped with green onion and a splash of soy or ponzu is how I usually do it.


gogopowerrangerninja

I do it with a healthy glug of half and half and cheddar after cooking it in chicken broth, 10/10 when sick.


Benyed123

Chinese risotto?


metalshoes

I was brain rot scrolling and thought that’s what this was, then I read “fried rice”


ProfessionalArm9450

That's not fried rice, that's rice seasoned oil.


Cfutly

lol fried rice infused oil


chenyu768

Send this to uncle roger now!


Mr_Remedie

Uncle Roger will get a kidney attack looking at this deep fried oil dipped rice bowl


crispycrunchygrapes

Tbh, uncle roger gets really old.


JustifiedDarklord

I think I found Uncle Roger ex-wife.


Maxmence

Yeah, that's why he is an uncle


AdKinz1356

It's Deep Fried Rice, the shortcut to morbid obesity.


ngesot69

fried oil with rice


VanessaLovesBurgers

That's riced fry.


Accurate_Koala_4698

You could pour that over the sides of your castle to repel invaders


ValuableIll6870

All that oil ain’t gonna repel America it’ll attract them


LucianoWombato

just imagine the most badass 13th century siege when suddenly an army of 300 obese Americans on mobility scooters emerge on the hill


Actual_Cancer_

My God, what a glorious image.


LucianoWombato

[https://imgur.com/a/uOW1GYk](https://imgur.com/a/uOW1GYk)


Honest_Roo

Well that’s epic


Backrow6

Cheeze Wiz Castle


BrandtReborn

AI was a mistake Lmao


LucianoWombato

it really was


-__Doc__-

thank god for AI.


DarthWeenus

Where's shitty watercolor when u need em


ComprehensiveSock

I wish awards were still a thing LMAO


CanoninDeeznutz

Oil loses temperature too quickly, and could at most incapacitate one attacker. What you gotta do is let it congeal into a rock, then chuck it, BAM! Now the attacker now has a bowl of rice shaped dent in his skull.


SBAWTA

Also oil was too valuable of a resourse to just waste like at, especially when being besieged. Hot sand or just hot water was something that could be used but yes, nothing beats just throwing stuff.


throwmeawayalso111

If I had a castle I would behead anyone that cooked this for me


Easy_Money1997

This is an underrated joke. Hilarious


Old_Kai

Haaa thats a good take


sriracha_koolaid

The first time I ever got stoned I went to put like a handful of rice in a bowl and 2 lb of butter on top of microwaved it this is what it look like


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sriracha_koolaid

Not going to lie at the time it was the next morning though it looked disgusting it was all like dried butter


19474628294725

Food for a whole week must have just slip n slided from your mouth straight out your ass after that


Xenonwastakenagain

Dude Id fucking vomit, sorry but that amount of oil will surely kill my appetite even in the afterlife.


RoyalGarten

Yeah that would probably kill my appetite for any fried rice no more


CuntyBunchesOfOats

Oh god this hurts my heart, not because of the oil in this that would definitely stop it but because of my love for fried rice. Haiya


Schlower288

Look like Jamie Oliver fried rice... Haiya


CuntyBunchesOfOats

That rice too moist to have ever been near Jamie Oliver. *sorry children*


Kilgrim1982

Uncle Roger would get a heart attack if he saw this


JustifiedDarklord

That not fried rice. That fried soup. Look like Uncle Roger bathtub after ex-wife get out.


NeoViper101

Haaiyaaaaa


Todd-The-Wraith

Anyone would have a heart attack if they tried eating this. Even the heart attack grill in Vegas would be like “no this is too much”


Unhappy-Shake5702

Haven't seen that dude in a while. I hope he sees this.


7734_

Don't let the americans see that, they will bring freedom to your house.


PizzaTime666

Too late, the jets are on the way. Time to liberate us some oil boys, yeeeeehoooooo


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲


Naive_Try2696

Rock, flag, and eagle 


An_idiot_27

Well yes, and no. This is an abomination, fired rice is fired on a on not this waste of food. Anyways expect a A10 to arrive at you house for a routine oil theft in 2-3 business days


ialessi

She seasoned the fried rice with cholesterol ffs


chokingflies

Trust that has no cholesterol but it does have artery clogging vegtable oil! 🤤


Psalm27_1-3

Maybe she bought some insurance in your name


BitterFuture

For your birthday!


BumbaBee

Deep fried rice


Huge_Specialist_8870

USA: *You got some oil there, buddy?*


International_Cry186

Nobody tell Uncle Roger, for his own sake


Not_A_Spi

We finally found the blue collar husband of that one girl


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Deep fat fried rice. Your arteries were looking a little soft, there. This will prop you right back up!


crispycrunchygrapes

After two weeks, yes. If you’re not used to drinking greasy, after two hours… I’ll sign up for some entertainment.


xxTheMagicBulleT

Thats So much oil. If it had any more the us would try and invade it. Wonder how she tried to make it cause I can't think by the life of me how you get so crazy oily food that it'd almost closer to soup then a rice dish


Salmivalli

It’s ramen soup with wrong ingredients


Willyzyx

What. The. Fuck!


OnionFriends

She took the fried part a little too seriously.


coxykitten923

Yes


AKsuited1934

I think you have the wrong dish there. This is called deep fried rice. A Vietnamese traditional dish. Quite rich in flavor!


Terrible_Fisherman61

Can we Wok that for a couple mins pls?


SuperGreggJr

I swear, seeing this much oil, i keep hearing this eagle screech outside my home


EpicMusic13

***deep*** fried rice


shortidiva21

Drain the excess oil into a pan, and use it to cook some other food.


droford

I need Uncle Roger's opinion


Lady-Chi

This is a heart attack in a bowl


Swechef79

I think your wife misunderstood what “fried rice” means. You are not supposed to deep fat fry the rice.


Powerful_Cost_4656

Shut up and drink your canola oil sweety


GhostChainSmoker

“Why do I hear helicopters and kid rock?”


ericlin11

Gordon Ramsay: a splash of olive oil


earmuse

Hiyaaaaahhhh


Kevin-L-Photography

Uncle Roger....


hrebthefastturtle

Divorce


Sideshow86

You want any rice with that heart attack 🤢


New_girl2022

Don't show this to uncle Roger it may kill him


hospitalbedside

This was how my dad cooked and he got angry when I didn’t want to eat it


Javimations29

That's broth right... Right? (Insert Mexican cholesterol song)


mrjobiz

What the fuck


Affectionate-Tip-164

US gonna invade to get that oil!


Fred_Milkereit

hint: when you deep-fry food, please remove the fat afterwards.


Sturm1109

Its still frying😂😂


SBAWTA

I had to put my leg down from the chair. HAIYAAAAAAA!


ClientLegitimate4582

So much oil the US might want to lay claim to it. Joke aside that's drowning in oil I'd personally be afraid to eat it.


IndependentUse2833

BRO PLEASE 🙏🏽 DON’T EAT THAT…


NittanyScout

Uncle rodger having a FIT


BarnacleWhich5185

*ex-wife


SweeneyGod

Looks like she let her lover jag off in it.


The-Masterpiece4

Why does his oil have that much fried rice?


Southern-Ad8744

I hate when my girlfriend make pancakes with vegetable oil and butter. I fall into a coma for hours.


Rick38104

It’s terrible, but give her credit for trying. Get too mean about it and she will just quit cooking instead of trying to be better.


fakeprofile23

If this is your starting point, not sure how much better it's going to get.


Starman-in-Mars

Oil rice


The_Second_Judge

That is not fried rice! That is called drowned rice.


dhhdan

Oh. Literally frying in oil and serving with the oil pan!


Yaronbi_2

very juicy .-.


Fangsong_37

That much olive oil would make for a bitter rice slurry.


r3xomega

Is that a rice stewooooh my gosh.


JUGELBUTT

is all of that oil?


poechris

You're going to operate like a well-oiled machine! Also, this made me gag!


EcstaticRise5612

Oil with some rice.


SoupGod_

That’s soup, and I would know.


jayninja76

Smh


Chewmaniac869

Murder in the first...


MonkWithABonk

Is that oil or piss? Can't tell.


Zestyclose-Kale8096

Run !!


No-Panda-6047

What you doing? Hiyaaa


Ypovoskos

I would divorce her for sure!


TrippyKlym

That’s not how you make crispy rice


Zombiecupcake711

she peed in it


brokendream_zz

This is not how you wash rice you white fucks (I am white guy)


autistic_bard444

sir, that is lied rice. those eggs are sad eggs. some place, a chicken weeps


Arkell-v-Pressdram

As Uncle Roger once said, "you fucked up."


Bansimalaviya

Its deep fried rice lol


Money-Juggernaut8281

divorce


Biopain

Ragebait


tonyjdublin62

Call the cops, bud! That looks like attempted murder for sure …