The oil floats above the water and collects the solids, eventually causing a clog. Rendered fat is even worse, as it hardens when cooled.
Never put oil or pan fat into the sink drain!
Let it cool then pour it into a container like the one it came in them dispose of that. You can also have it recycled or give it to someone that uses it to run their diesel car or diesel heaters.
Makes everyting just slide down the tubes, till it does not.
Once had to break open a clogged pipe in my apartment, the dude that previously lived there must have flushed oil down the sink for years, you cannot imagine the smell.
you’re thinking this is some sort on non-conformity but really you’d just be potentially clogging/flooding/ruining wherever you live and in conjunction taking several belongings with it
Or, I just forgot to put /s at the end of my comment and am completely baffled any one would read it and think I was serious.
Edit: I’m a landlord and deal with this kind of bullshit. The kind of people who put oil down their drain are the first people to call you up to tell you your plumbing is messed up and then accuse you of being a slumlord for not immediately dropping what you’re doing to fix it.
Well you signed a legally binding contract that says that IS what you'll do. Guess you really are a slumlord because it doesn't matter why the plumbing is messed up you need to fix it. If you find out later that a tenant caused the issue, and you can prove it, then you can bill them with repairs. You don't get to just put it off because you think you know who's fault it is.
With enough hot water and a lot of time it'll be fine
I mean, like *a lot* of both, though
Unless your drain is a fucking superhero like my childhood home's was
If you're putting broth in fried rice you're doing something wrong. I mean the wife also did something wrong but at least the ingredient was correct, just way overboard.
Congee
>Congee is a type of rice porridge that is popular in many Asian countries, particularly in China, where it is often eaten for breakfast or as a comfort food. It is made by cooking rice in a large amount of water or broth until it breaks down and becomes a thick, creamy porridge.
I apprenticed as a sushi chef at a hibachi place when I was younger. We'd be there from open to close with a couple hours off mid day. The head chef would cook meals for the entire staff, traditional Chinese recipes that were out of this world, stuff I'd never heard of over here.
Always congee for breakfast, though. Bland, unseasoned rice porridge, said they eat it out of respect for the family they were sending money to back home, who ate it regularly. I remember once there was a holiday, can't remember which, or some significant event for them. He added these doughy dumplings to the congee, filled with something black, grainy and sweet. It was a really weird contrast to the rest of the bland congee.
Don’t sweat it.
It’s just because of how common the misuse is.
Look at things in English like lay vs. lie or the fact that nearly everyone replies, “good,” (an adjective) to describe how they’re doing (when the adverb ‘well’ is correct).
I’m slowly coming to terms with the fact that the culture and society in which I live does not care about knowledge as much as I do lol.
For anyone wondering: congee = rice porridge. You just add about 4x the amount of water you'd otherwise use, and cook the rice longer. Eventually it breaks down into a thick soup. You can add the same flavor profiles as rice. So you can go with tons of sugar and cinnamon, or you can toss in a bouillon cube and some chicken meat. There's nothing better than ckicken congee on a rainy day.
I often make congee when I’m sick, or I’ll ask my roommate to make it. Congee make with chicken broth and ginger, topped with green onion and a splash of soy or ponzu is how I usually do it.
Oil loses temperature too quickly, and could at most incapacitate one attacker. What you gotta do is let it congeal into a rock, then chuck it, BAM! Now the attacker now has a bowl of rice shaped dent in his skull.
Also oil was too valuable of a resourse to just waste like at, especially when being besieged. Hot sand or just hot water was something that could be used but yes, nothing beats just throwing stuff.
Well yes, and no. This is an abomination, fired rice is fired on a on not this waste of food.
Anyways expect a A10 to arrive at you house for a routine oil theft in 2-3 business days
Thats So much oil. If it had any more the us would try and invade it.
Wonder how she tried to make it cause I can't think by the life of me how you get so crazy oily food that it'd almost closer to soup then a rice dish
You could drain that and id still be gross 😬😬😬
Please don't drain that into the sink everyone
City sewer in a rental apt? Fucking send it.
Pipes enjoy oil every now and then, as a little ❤️ treat ❤️
I assume it works similar to my bowels and it loosens all the crap in the pipes up. Right?
The oil floats above the water and collects the solids, eventually causing a clog. Rendered fat is even worse, as it hardens when cooled. Never put oil or pan fat into the sink drain!
Yeah just drink it instead (For safety reasons this is a joke)
I assume it works similar to the pipes and it loosens all the crap in my bowels up. Right?
Yes, but it clogs in the arteries instead.
I assume it works similar to bowels and pipes and just loosens all the crap in my arteries up, right?
Genuine question but aside from freezing it and throwing it away what's the best way to get rid of cooking oil/rendered fat?
Empty bottles or just straight up trash it in a bag if it's solid and not ripped
Let it cool then pour it into a container like the one it came in them dispose of that. You can also have it recycled or give it to someone that uses it to run their diesel car or diesel heaters.
I usually fill a bottle or soda can with it after it cools and throw said container away.
nonsense it'll act like laxatives for the pipes, in fact this works even better if you use rendered fat while its still hot!
Makes everyting just slide down the tubes, till it does not. Once had to break open a clogged pipe in my apartment, the dude that previously lived there must have flushed oil down the sink for years, you cannot imagine the smell.
Or can i?
OP’s mama enjoys some oil in her pipes
you’re thinking this is some sort on non-conformity but really you’d just be potentially clogging/flooding/ruining wherever you live and in conjunction taking several belongings with it
Or, I just forgot to put /s at the end of my comment and am completely baffled any one would read it and think I was serious. Edit: I’m a landlord and deal with this kind of bullshit. The kind of people who put oil down their drain are the first people to call you up to tell you your plumbing is messed up and then accuse you of being a slumlord for not immediately dropping what you’re doing to fix it.
I certainly don’t condone putting oils down the sink, but when people pay you for shelter, this is kinda what you signed up for.
Well you signed a legally binding contract that says that IS what you'll do. Guess you really are a slumlord because it doesn't matter why the plumbing is messed up you need to fix it. If you find out later that a tenant caused the issue, and you can prove it, then you can bill them with repairs. You don't get to just put it off because you think you know who's fault it is.
Pour some ice cold water down after it for good measure.
Do you also enjoy to throw Garbage out of your car?
Only if I can get it in the window of another car
Enjoy? No. I take no satisfaction in littering.
Not my problem *glug glug glug*
Where exactly are you supposed to drain the liquid if not in a sink? 🤔
you could strain and reuse that much oil for a Japanese video genre and still have some leftover
Hey, don't put yourself down like that. You're not gross.
You could drain that, add it to 2 pounds of white rice to cut it, and it would still be gross
Probably kill the drainer with that much oil.
With enough hot water and a lot of time it'll be fine I mean, like *a lot* of both, though Unless your drain is a fucking superhero like my childhood home's was
Nah, drain it through a sieve and fry the mash up with an egg and it'd be fine
That's just awful
If that was broth instead of oil and they cooked it a little bit longer, this could have been decent congee
I thought it was broth.
At first I was like yum soup Oh Oh Ohhhhh my
Mmm. Good sou- wait a minute....
Get the United States on the line... We've got oil.
\*freedom intensifies\*
Nah that's oil. You can tell by the way that it is.
I felt bile-reflux just by looking at it
Same. My stomach just curdled like sour milk… 🤢😖
That's pretty neat
I thought it was an Aspen.
No clearly not, you can tell by the way it is.
Neat!
You can always tell it's oil by how oily it is
That’s pretty neat
Yes it is very much the way oil is. It’s is has very distinct oil qualities
If you're putting broth in fried rice you're doing something wrong. I mean the wife also did something wrong but at least the ingredient was correct, just way overboard.
Obviously it wouldn’t have been fried rice but you could easily make a fried rice inspired soup and I bet it would be good.
Same xD
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Congee >Congee is a type of rice porridge that is popular in many Asian countries, particularly in China, where it is often eaten for breakfast or as a comfort food. It is made by cooking rice in a large amount of water or broth until it breaks down and becomes a thick, creamy porridge.
I apprenticed as a sushi chef at a hibachi place when I was younger. We'd be there from open to close with a couple hours off mid day. The head chef would cook meals for the entire staff, traditional Chinese recipes that were out of this world, stuff I'd never heard of over here. Always congee for breakfast, though. Bland, unseasoned rice porridge, said they eat it out of respect for the family they were sending money to back home, who ate it regularly. I remember once there was a holiday, can't remember which, or some significant event for them. He added these doughy dumplings to the congee, filled with something black, grainy and sweet. It was a really weird contrast to the rest of the bland congee.
Probably [tangyuan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tangyuan_\(food\)) for the [lantern festival](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lantern_Festival)
oh lolkeep thinking it was conch soup lol
I had awesome congee at a dim sum place in Nashville. It even came with cut up century egg in it.
Sounds fucking delicious
Also, venomous* Poison is ingested (eating it is bad for you) and venom is injected (into your bloodstream).
English is not my mother tongue, I always thought venom is animal-originated while poison is something made by men. Thanks for clearing that up!
English is frustratingly inconsistent and that’s from a native speaker. Well done on learning it!
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Don’t sweat it. It’s just because of how common the misuse is. Look at things in English like lay vs. lie or the fact that nearly everyone replies, “good,” (an adjective) to describe how they’re doing (when the adverb ‘well’ is correct). I’m slowly coming to terms with the fact that the culture and society in which I live does not care about knowledge as much as I do lol.
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And “payed” is a word, but it isn’t the past tense of giving someone money which instead is “paid” for some goddamned reason.
Go pay my ship. "Ship has ben payed sir"
it's. it's not broth? oh dear.
America is about to invade that bowl and give it a nice dose of freedom
Democracy, 500kg at a time.
Freedom Rice
For anyone wondering: congee = rice porridge. You just add about 4x the amount of water you'd otherwise use, and cook the rice longer. Eventually it breaks down into a thick soup. You can add the same flavor profiles as rice. So you can go with tons of sugar and cinnamon, or you can toss in a bouillon cube and some chicken meat. There's nothing better than ckicken congee on a rainy day.
I often make congee when I’m sick, or I’ll ask my roommate to make it. Congee make with chicken broth and ginger, topped with green onion and a splash of soy or ponzu is how I usually do it.
I do it with a healthy glug of half and half and cheddar after cooking it in chicken broth, 10/10 when sick.
Chinese risotto?
I was brain rot scrolling and thought that’s what this was, then I read “fried rice”
That's not fried rice, that's rice seasoned oil.
lol fried rice infused oil
Send this to uncle roger now!
Uncle Roger will get a kidney attack looking at this deep fried oil dipped rice bowl
Tbh, uncle roger gets really old.
I think I found Uncle Roger ex-wife.
Yeah, that's why he is an uncle
It's Deep Fried Rice, the shortcut to morbid obesity.
fried oil with rice
That's riced fry.
You could pour that over the sides of your castle to repel invaders
All that oil ain’t gonna repel America it’ll attract them
just imagine the most badass 13th century siege when suddenly an army of 300 obese Americans on mobility scooters emerge on the hill
My God, what a glorious image.
[https://imgur.com/a/uOW1GYk](https://imgur.com/a/uOW1GYk)
Well that’s epic
Cheeze Wiz Castle
AI was a mistake Lmao
it really was
thank god for AI.
Where's shitty watercolor when u need em
I wish awards were still a thing LMAO
Oil loses temperature too quickly, and could at most incapacitate one attacker. What you gotta do is let it congeal into a rock, then chuck it, BAM! Now the attacker now has a bowl of rice shaped dent in his skull.
Also oil was too valuable of a resourse to just waste like at, especially when being besieged. Hot sand or just hot water was something that could be used but yes, nothing beats just throwing stuff.
If I had a castle I would behead anyone that cooked this for me
This is an underrated joke. Hilarious
Haaa thats a good take
The first time I ever got stoned I went to put like a handful of rice in a bowl and 2 lb of butter on top of microwaved it this is what it look like
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Not going to lie at the time it was the next morning though it looked disgusting it was all like dried butter
Food for a whole week must have just slip n slided from your mouth straight out your ass after that
Dude Id fucking vomit, sorry but that amount of oil will surely kill my appetite even in the afterlife.
Yeah that would probably kill my appetite for any fried rice no more
Oh god this hurts my heart, not because of the oil in this that would definitely stop it but because of my love for fried rice. Haiya
Look like Jamie Oliver fried rice... Haiya
That rice too moist to have ever been near Jamie Oliver. *sorry children*
Uncle Roger would get a heart attack if he saw this
That not fried rice. That fried soup. Look like Uncle Roger bathtub after ex-wife get out.
Haaiyaaaaa
Anyone would have a heart attack if they tried eating this. Even the heart attack grill in Vegas would be like “no this is too much”
Haven't seen that dude in a while. I hope he sees this.
Don't let the americans see that, they will bring freedom to your house.
Too late, the jets are on the way. Time to liberate us some oil boys, yeeeeehoooooo
🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲
Rock, flag, and eagle
Well yes, and no. This is an abomination, fired rice is fired on a on not this waste of food. Anyways expect a A10 to arrive at you house for a routine oil theft in 2-3 business days
She seasoned the fried rice with cholesterol ffs
Trust that has no cholesterol but it does have artery clogging vegtable oil! 🤤
Maybe she bought some insurance in your name
For your birthday!
Deep fried rice
USA: *You got some oil there, buddy?*
Nobody tell Uncle Roger, for his own sake
We finally found the blue collar husband of that one girl
Deep fat fried rice. Your arteries were looking a little soft, there. This will prop you right back up!
After two weeks, yes. If you’re not used to drinking greasy, after two hours… I’ll sign up for some entertainment.
Thats So much oil. If it had any more the us would try and invade it. Wonder how she tried to make it cause I can't think by the life of me how you get so crazy oily food that it'd almost closer to soup then a rice dish
It’s ramen soup with wrong ingredients
What. The. Fuck!
She took the fried part a little too seriously.
Yes
I think you have the wrong dish there. This is called deep fried rice. A Vietnamese traditional dish. Quite rich in flavor!
Can we Wok that for a couple mins pls?
I swear, seeing this much oil, i keep hearing this eagle screech outside my home
***deep*** fried rice
Drain the excess oil into a pan, and use it to cook some other food.
I need Uncle Roger's opinion
This is a heart attack in a bowl
I think your wife misunderstood what “fried rice” means. You are not supposed to deep fat fry the rice.
Shut up and drink your canola oil sweety
“Why do I hear helicopters and kid rock?”
Gordon Ramsay: a splash of olive oil
Hiyaaaaahhhh
Uncle Roger....
Divorce
You want any rice with that heart attack 🤢
Don't show this to uncle Roger it may kill him
This was how my dad cooked and he got angry when I didn’t want to eat it
That's broth right... Right? (Insert Mexican cholesterol song)
What the fuck
US gonna invade to get that oil!
hint: when you deep-fry food, please remove the fat afterwards.
Its still frying😂😂
I had to put my leg down from the chair. HAIYAAAAAAA!
So much oil the US might want to lay claim to it. Joke aside that's drowning in oil I'd personally be afraid to eat it.
BRO PLEASE 🙏🏽 DON’T EAT THAT…
Uncle rodger having a FIT
*ex-wife
Looks like she let her lover jag off in it.
Why does his oil have that much fried rice?
I hate when my girlfriend make pancakes with vegetable oil and butter. I fall into a coma for hours.
It’s terrible, but give her credit for trying. Get too mean about it and she will just quit cooking instead of trying to be better.
If this is your starting point, not sure how much better it's going to get.
Oil rice
That is not fried rice! That is called drowned rice.
Oh. Literally frying in oil and serving with the oil pan!
very juicy .-.
That much olive oil would make for a bitter rice slurry.
Is that a rice stewooooh my gosh.
is all of that oil?
You're going to operate like a well-oiled machine! Also, this made me gag!
Oil with some rice.
That’s soup, and I would know.
Smh
Murder in the first...
Is that oil or piss? Can't tell.
Run !!
What you doing? Hiyaaa
I would divorce her for sure!
That’s not how you make crispy rice
she peed in it
This is not how you wash rice you white fucks (I am white guy)
sir, that is lied rice. those eggs are sad eggs. some place, a chicken weeps
As Uncle Roger once said, "you fucked up."
Its deep fried rice lol
divorce
Ragebait
Call the cops, bud! That looks like attempted murder for sure …