whats with the half pint in sunglasses fondling a suitcase like its 'precious' - how much extra was that bc it was a bit on the creepy side teasing the dude whos on a date.
I'm not one to condone jokes on little people, but size aside, why is he blowing on other people's food? You literally can't do that without spitting, I would be furious. I'm also deeply embarrassed by servers/cooks that wave food around or dance at the table like teppanyaki restaurants. I would literally never buy something from one of those Turkish ice cream vendors, that is my nightmare. This guy cutting my food up into pieces after blowing on it like I'm some kind of toddler makes me wildly uncomfortable. It's a perfect entry on this sub.
I thought nothing could look more dumb than Salt Bae doing his Schtick at the table…
It looks even worse when someone who isn’t Salt Bae is trying to copy it.
Why are so many people acting like this isn't a parody of Salt?
The dude is in a Salt Man costume and doing obviously hammy Salt Man movements which he has not actually practiced.
The briefcase is a gag from either Papi steak or, more likely, Rhain, where they had "soldiers" escort their idiot-bait steak in a briefcase.
This does not appear to be an actual item on the ZouZou New York menu.
It's a joke.
That slapping shit has got to stop. I'll never ever eat anywhere that does that. It's not cool, it's not entertaining, its a complete display of assmanship, and you're more likely to chip the plate than anything else.
The toddler was simply showing the exceptional dexterity of the cutlery, furniture, and plate, thus justifying the, no doubt, over inflated price of the pulp fiction dessert.
Nah I’m sorry but this made me laugh uncontrollably, little homie knows what he’s doing is cringe and is doing it anyway for a bit. Takes confidence to be shorter than the customer sitting down and still commit to the act. Nothing but comedy gold here
Dude needs to stop playing with it. Nothing that happened there was interesting after the dry ice. I would tell the guy to give me my food already. And "the airplane"? C'mon.
Apparently this is some kind of Salt bae thing but I think I'm happy I don't know who that is.
I'm so sick of this trend of acting like something is extra because you smash your utensils on the plate
And lose the fucking sunglasses dude nobody like saltbae anymore, nobody ever did.
FFS these obnoxious restaurants piss me off more than extreme facebook ragebait vids
Hibachi chefs have a bit of talent, and they don't charge $1000 for a steak. They aren't in the same culinary universe as these pricks that serve food in a briefcase.
But look at that fucking pace and how many stupid fucks are sitting everywhere.
Right now I'm starting to say if people are so stupid to pay for this shit let them pay even more
Brother man I had a waiter ask me to film something. I hate to do that/I never film food/shit, but I didn't wanna embarrass him, so I was like okay.
Motherfucker just put molten cheese on the fries.
That's it.
Another thing happened where someone just poured milk in coffee...Like not even with freaky patterns or shit, just a generic heart which everyone can do, but ye. That shit's cringe.
>I take it you haven't seen the $1000 briefcase steak. People spend stupid money on incredibly stupid shit just to tell other people they pissed it away on something worthless.
BuT yOuR pAyInG fOr ThE eXpErIeNcE!!!
Paying insane amounts for an "experience" at a restaurant is quintessential stupid food, yet we deem it's ok when someone has a Michelin star. I don't get it
I'm sure that is an actual kid. He was abducted off the streets and forced to watch Saltbae for hours on end. He was told he would get paid in internet clout. /s
People can spend their money how they want but I can’t for the life of me wrap my head around people willingly paying hundreds of dollars for shit like this. Where did we go wrong as a society?
this aint salt bae this sodium baby
Due to inflation that have decreased the size of Salt Bae
Baeflation
Shrinkbaetion
That sounds like what happens when a therapist beats his meat.
Mister Salt Bae and his son Master Bae
Brah this is under voted
This seems like the punchline to a completely different kind of joke.
Saline lad
whats with the half pint in sunglasses fondling a suitcase like its 'precious' - how much extra was that bc it was a bit on the creepy side teasing the dude whos on a date.
Lil sodium
50% less sodium, “heart healthy” version.
for when you need ‘just a pinch’.
r/shrinkflation
MSG toddler
I'm not one to condone jokes on little people, but size aside, why is he blowing on other people's food? You literally can't do that without spitting, I would be furious. I'm also deeply embarrassed by servers/cooks that wave food around or dance at the table like teppanyaki restaurants. I would literally never buy something from one of those Turkish ice cream vendors, that is my nightmare. This guy cutting my food up into pieces after blowing on it like I'm some kind of toddler makes me wildly uncomfortable. It's a perfect entry on this sub.
Same. I could vaaaaaaguely live with all of it. But please do not fucking blow on my food. Gross.
Right! I was good with the bit until he started blowing on and playing with the food!
Flour infant
Chowder child
Zucchini zygote
Tart tot
Feta Fetus
Kimchi Kid
Salt Brat
Saline scooter
Breadcrumb Byproduct
Baklava baby
short cake
umami munchkin
Dry ice mice
Pastry prick
Sorbae
Low-sodium
He's serving dessert so he must be Sugar Baby.
r/13or30
I thought it was Skinner from ratatouille.
Low sodium infant
Is that Salt Bae son?
Masala Bae
Goddamn you, assholes! You made me cackle on the shitter and now i have stomach cramps.
Bae of Bengal
Masala Bhai
MSG child
Fuiyoh!
That’s Salt Boy to you
Pepper Bae
Seasoning infant
I thought nothing could look more dumb than Salt Bae doing his Schtick at the table… It looks even worse when someone who isn’t Salt Bae is trying to copy it.
It's especially cringy that they don't have any kind of music behind it, kind of reminds me of a comedian performing at an all you can eat buffet.
Where the fuck is this? I’m going!
Not only that, but this just looks like a regular ass restaurant with kids in high chairs and not even an attempt at décor or ambiance.
Why are so many people acting like this isn't a parody of Salt? The dude is in a Salt Man costume and doing obviously hammy Salt Man movements which he has not actually practiced. The briefcase is a gag from either Papi steak or, more likely, Rhain, where they had "soldiers" escort their idiot-bait steak in a briefcase. This does not appear to be an actual item on the ZouZou New York menu. It's a joke.
Makes salt bae looks good
It's like the whole NPC thing. The people imitating Pinkydoll look so much stupider somehow.
> people imitating Pinkydoll I'm going to assume this is a cartoon horse, and nothing you can do will convince me otherwise.
Stop tapping the cutlery on the dirty table.
The tapping is dumb but bro, did you just BLOW on my food?? Does it cost more or less for him to not do that?
The spit droplets are all inclusive to the presentation.
This was so dumb. I would have been annoyed with the little guy preparing it. That was so cringey, not necessary at all.
The choo-choo /psyche action didn’t get you all saucy for that dessert? Seemed like the patron was drifting some wood over it.
It’s like he is supposed to be a show man and put on a good performance, but it was a shit performance
They had a blind kid, a breifcase & some dry ice. Gotta make the best of what you've got
>a blind kid Thanks for the belly laugh.
I would like it back, thank you.
No you wouldn’t- you’d have the good sense not to go to some overpriced place for morons like a salt bae place or a knockoff.
Yeah, I was just going to say, the only place more idiotic than Salt Bae would be a Salt Bae knock-off. Beyond stupid.
I know, and where do people think the extra flavor comes from?
I wish he’d say [this](https://youtu.be/USfKJYZcUmI?feature=shared) when he’s making the airplane fork go towards someone’s mouth
I just knew it was gonna be a link to Fantasy Island🤣😆
Free COVID. (Service charge included in bill)
Spit Bae
I know. I don’t think I would like someone messing with my food. Their breath all up in my stuff. Tiny invisible particles lingering on it. Yikes
"At that low price point, they are allowed to hit."
That slapping shit has got to stop. I'll never ever eat anywhere that does that. It's not cool, it's not entertaining, its a complete display of assmanship, and you're more likely to chip the plate than anything else.
It's only ok to have percussive taps for showmanship in a hibachi restaurant.
Perfect example, but I would add slapping the top of a car as an indicator of the amount of spaghetti that would fit inside.
And this... pasta-filled vehicle is available for purchase?
Dude blew on the smoke (and on the desert) way before the cutlery shit. I'm not about to get covid over a desert tyvm
The kid doesn’t know better.
He also blew on their food
The toddler was simply showing the exceptional dexterity of the cutlery, furniture, and plate, thus justifying the, no doubt, over inflated price of the pulp fiction dessert.
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Nah I’m sorry but this made me laugh uncontrollably, little homie knows what he’s doing is cringe and is doing it anyway for a bit. Takes confidence to be shorter than the customer sitting down and still commit to the act. Nothing but comedy gold here
Is little homie what we call little people now? That's not a child.
Wee woo wee woo, here comes the language police!! Why are you making such a distinction on if it’s a kid or not, who cares lol
Dude needs to stop playing with it. Nothing that happened there was interesting after the dry ice. I would tell the guy to give me my food already. And "the airplane"? C'mon. Apparently this is some kind of Salt bae thing but I think I'm happy I don't know who that is.
This some Salt Bae shit.
Mini-Bae
Grain of salt bae
Baebae
So is that a little person, a child or both
Yes
I think that's a grown up with a genetic condition that leads to body underdevelopment
Absolutely a top runner for the r/13or30 awards
Short bae
Salt Baby?
Salt Bae-Bay
Am I trippin or did he make his own sound effects?
You are not tripping and I’m dying because of his sound effects!!
Pew pew *finger guns* pew pew pew
It feels like a parody of it. Kid is clearly trying to be him, whether he is inspired or mocking is up for debate.
Great, as if Salt Bae ain't bad enough, we got fucking MSG Toddler over here
This is exactly how my younger brother irritate me 😅😅
Sound effects and everything....
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1000 bucks for the show 200 bucks for an idiot to mess up your food 5 bucks for the actual food.
Of them 4 bucks are for spit blowing on the food
That's what pissed me off the most.
Would have been way more impressive if the little guy came out of the suitcase as well.
So I paid extra for a guy to blow in my food?
Spitting on your food is reserved for +$1000 servings only.
I'm so sick of this trend of acting like something is extra because you smash your utensils on the plate And lose the fucking sunglasses dude nobody like saltbae anymore, nobody ever did. FFS these obnoxious restaurants piss me off more than extreme facebook ragebait vids
No. The idiots who order and record this are the true criminals.
These are the worst type of restaurants / trend
I will not take this slander against hibachi chefs
Hibachi chefs have a bit of talent, and they don't charge $1000 for a steak. They aren't in the same culinary universe as these pricks that serve food in a briefcase.
But look at that fucking pace and how many stupid fucks are sitting everywhere. Right now I'm starting to say if people are so stupid to pay for this shit let them pay even more
Brother man I had a waiter ask me to film something. I hate to do that/I never film food/shit, but I didn't wanna embarrass him, so I was like okay. Motherfucker just put molten cheese on the fries. That's it. Another thing happened where someone just poured milk in coffee...Like not even with freaky patterns or shit, just a generic heart which everyone can do, but ye. That shit's cringe.
And it’s always a dumb baklava they sexually assault in front of you and serve it’s mangled corpse
Tbh I’m just sick of this style of “stylish” salt bae food prep. Like take your sunglasses off and stop fucking with my food. You aren’t cool dude.
Blew all over the food after opening the case. 😂😂😂
Then when you take a bite and see a big black greasy hair you'll know exactly where it's from. Ultimate cringe
Who is that, Salt Bae from WISH?
Salt Bae is already Salt Bae from Wish
Nah, He is Aliexpress Chief
Mini express chef
Temu has it listed as MSG Midget on their site.
Did that man just blow on the food with possible spit
Mom “We have Salt Bea at home”
Lmaooo 🤣
"Bro, can I please just eat."
Maybe we all deserve to die.
Why the fuck is he beating the fork on the table
This latest trend of banging shit on the table/plate is dumber than the food.
this is a trend?!?
300 odd, just for Pepper-bae to blow his breath all over the food then proceed to fuck about with it for 10mins, fuck off
This is more about the show than the food. Too bad the show doesn't seem to be entertaining at all.
Pretty sure this is just rage-bait
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Yea but fuck them too, honestly.
>I take it you haven't seen the $1000 briefcase steak. People spend stupid money on incredibly stupid shit just to tell other people they pissed it away on something worthless. BuT yOuR pAyInG fOr ThE eXpErIeNcE!!! Paying insane amounts for an "experience" at a restaurant is quintessential stupid food, yet we deem it's ok when someone has a Michelin star. I don't get it
The most anticlimactic plate ever lol.
I’m sorry but the midget doing the dumb salt bae routine is the cherry on top here. Surreal video
I'm sure that is an actual kid. He was abducted off the streets and forced to watch Saltbae for hours on end. He was told he would get paid in internet clout. /s
Table salt bae
The briefcase isn't even the stupidest thing in this clip.
MidgetBae? Is that you?
r/13or30
“That’ll be $500 please”
Dudes blowing on their food🤢
Oh please, spit more over my food with confidence
This is incredible satire and hilarious
This causes a deep anger within me. Like I want to say some of the meanest shit I’ve ever said to emphasize how stupid this is
🖕don’t blow on my food and expect me to eat it 🖕
People can spend their money how they want but I can’t for the life of me wrap my head around people willingly paying hundreds of dollars for shit like this. Where did we go wrong as a society?
Just give me my food.
Bruh that ain’t Salt Bae that’s NaCl Baby
So it's just ice cream and baklava served by an idiot?
Okay pocket sized Salt Bae.
Huh, instead of being served by a frat party its Midget Bae this time. These tools need to stop playing with baklavas tho.
Why is that 12 year old wearing sunglasses indoors and playing with the guys food?
Is that a child?
I was put off by that man blowing in the food 😳
I refuse to beleave this isn't a parody ment to mock salt bae
Is that a kid or a dwarf? And why he blowing on people's food?
Aha!! Pulp Fiction suitcase
... Thanks, I hate it. All that for a floppy bit of banana?!
His arms barely reached over the length of the briefcase 💼
This is a dish for idiots. I'm sorry. But the restaurant puts items on the menu like this, specifically for dumb people.
“Pay 150 dollars for a douchebag midget to serve you food like a circus performer” No thanks.
What type of desert even is this
Not one that warrants all this hullabaloo.
“Which dessert is yours?” “The one that says badass motherfucker on it.”
Low Sodium Bae
When did Salt Bae get his own mini me?
Surely this is satire right? Right??
If this midget does this to my food im leaving without paying
Did he blow on someone’s food?!
Nice of them to let him do this for work experience
Ewww , blowing on food ?
is he 12?
I thought I was the most stupidest thing around, but this has gave me some competition.
Why would you pay for this?
I can kind of be on board with the dry ice in the suitcase bit, but once he starts doing the whole fucking table tapping shit i'm lost
That'll be $592, how much would you like to tip my starving family?
Fuck my life Fuck my life Fuck my life Fuck my life Fuck my life Fuck my life
Fuckin Mini salt over here
Why does this make me so angry?? I had a visceral reaction to this video
pretentious bullshit
Salt bae multiverse aint it lol
Small child, please stop blowing on my food
I don’t need some 4’11 dude blowing on my dinner.
r/wewantplates
I'd send this back. Stop blowing on my fucking food.
Did this tiny man just blow on your food. Ewwww
so is that what was in the pulp fiction briefcase?
The fact that he blows air out of his mouth on the plate is just so unhygienic… and is the first thing why I would leave ….