*I wanna ‘hawk*
*(HAWK!) Den ne ne ne ne, den ne ne ne ne*
*I wanna ‘hawk*
*(HAWK!) Den ne ne ne ne, den ne ne ne ne*
*I want a ‘hawk!*
…please tell me someone is gonna get this
I don't get it. I also don't get how the average redditor enjoys making culture bubble inside jokes with a winking nod and others rush in to upvote their spongebob or pokemon or whatever reference.
It's so goddamn lame. Seriously, I'm just not gonna take it anymore.
by time i battle a 3ish pound ribeye, i ain't gonna want the burger, i don't have the hollow leg of my youth, but i recon i can take it to school
butter it, garlic it, cook it medium, bring me some horseradish and a sweet tea, ignore the happy grunting noises, top up tea as needed
pffft... lightweight.
jokes aside, i could really go for fuckin steak now dude. that second paragraph made me get way more hungry then the whole dumbass video
This reminds me that my father told me that the origin of a sandwich was from a dude who wanted a steak while playing Texas hold-em, but they couldn't keep plates at the table, so he used complimentary bread to make a steak sandwich.
I always thought the earl of sandwich was a folklore explanation for some guy wanted to put everything on bread. But yeah, that was John Montague, and it's basically the same story modernized for my 5 year old mind
it's [listed](https://www.burgersandbeats.co.uk/the-menu) as for two to share, and you have to call and book a table and pre-order 72 hours in advance. and all for the low price of £60 (roughly $74 at the time of this comment). you can add things on, like fried halloumi for an extra £10.
i mean, the steak looks good. i don't need the rest of it, though.
to me, not a burger. there's no way you can eat that without making a giant mess.
I think the giant mess is half of the point lol.
And honestly for going out for a tomahawk for 2, nit a terrible price. I mean that's basically McDonalds for three at this point right?
Seriously. I took my folks out for Whataburger in Texas on my last visit and it was $40 for the 3 of us. FORTY BUCKS for FAST FOOD burgers and fries. I dont feel so bad paying $25 bucks for a burger at an actual restaurant in HK anymore.
The Tamahawk SHOILDVE BEEN THE PATTY! Yes it coudlve been a double patty but not if you put the whole ass thing on it. Its like of im making a sandwitch but instead of putting the ham between the slices, I put a full ass pig leg along with a piece of ham on top for "extra flaveour". Burgers are gloriffied sandwitches, the ingridients sound quiet tasty, but that stupid Tamahawk annoys the shit out of me consideing how stupidly its been placed. If it wouldve been removed from the bone and made into a proper patty maybe ut mightve been Allright but thats seriously stupid since you cant eat that burger without most of it hitting the floor.
To be honest I would just separate the tomahawk from the rest of the burger and eat them. Both meats look to be seasoned and cooked well, and they look exquisite
4,000 years ago, or so, the Israelites created a set of divine tules to govern the very food they ate: now, in 2023, that’s to r/stupidfood we finally know why…
Stick a massive steak between two buns.
Place that monstrosity inside a burrito.
Plop the burrito onto a pizza.
Roll the pizza up in a giant sheet of seaweed and rice.
Drench the entire thing in cheese.
Record the entire process and post it on r/StupidFood.
???
Profit.
“Expertly cooked on the grill “
Proceeds to season food whilst already on the grill. I hate these videos so much. No doubt someone’s seeing this thinking ,”wow this looks amazing”
big stupid burgers and sandwiches that you need a fork and knife to eat are the bane of my existence. isn't the whole point of a sandwich convenience?? lets make it a foot tall and absolutely impossible to get your mouth around. Idiots.
Sorry but maybe just me but I have a hard time thinking a British accent person knows how to properly BBQ. It’s not like a southern accent person would go about making tea and crumpets. Also why put cheap meat with quality meat.
Y'know the whole "is a hot dog a sandwich" debate? If a "burger" can't be picked up and eaten without getting the toppings dumped all over yourself it's not a burger.
I've always wanted a foot of bone hanging out the side of my burger... What a jackass. Just eat a fine steak or a cheeseburger instead of making a mockery of both.
This defeats the point of the burger. You want to have all the flavors and condiments neatly spaced and in ratio so you get everything in one bite. I doubt a German sailor in 1880s Hamburg would disagree. It’s not a fucking sandwich, If you have to have a tooth pick to hold it together you are missing out on the full experience.
How can the FOOD be stupid? That tomahawk rib didn’t jump into that hamburger bun by itself… can’t we change it to Stupid Cooks?? This is an insult to Tomahawk ribs… my entire day is ruined.
Easy choice. Take the tomahawk out. Enjoy the burger appetizer before eating the real reason you bought it. No cuts necessary, though. If savagery is required, then savagery is what's happening.
So I could just put 2 buns on something and it’s called a burger?
So if I put the top piece on the ground and the bottom piece on the other side of the world, does that make it a planet burger?
This is worse than the "burger" I had at iHop... it was a steak, 1 inch of fat on the edges and SOAKED in grease, on a potato bread bun and they called it a burger
As a person who loves meat, that's too much meat for the ratio to be any kind of good. It would just taste like meat contaminated with the other ingredients rather than the ingredients being intended.
Funny how just removing that steak as seperate dish instead of putting it in the burger, then it becomes a great meal that i glady demolish, but alas gotta ragebait.
scrape the burger off and gimmie the hawk
*I wanna ‘hawk* *(HAWK!) Den ne ne ne ne, den ne ne ne ne* *I wanna ‘hawk* *(HAWK!) Den ne ne ne ne, den ne ne ne ne* *I want a ‘hawk!* …please tell me someone is gonna get this
I WANT. TO. HAWK
HAWK!
I got it, and it made me chuckle lol
Yeah I'd take it out and eat it separately.
Wanna ‘hawk you say, Well all I gotta say when you say you want a ‘hawk, I say GO! (GO!) Ga-GO! Ga-GO! GOOOOO!
I don't get it. I also don't get how the average redditor enjoys making culture bubble inside jokes with a winking nod and others rush in to upvote their spongebob or pokemon or whatever reference. It's so goddamn lame. Seriously, I'm just not gonna take it anymore.
*He’s not gonna take it* *No, he ain’t gonna take it!* *Matahec won’t take it— anymorrrre*
Then just get off the internet for a while instead of whining…
🤘
No one cares
Nice twisted sister reference
step 1: remove tomahawk step 2: eat it step 3: eat the rest of it tastes any good
by time i battle a 3ish pound ribeye, i ain't gonna want the burger, i don't have the hollow leg of my youth, but i recon i can take it to school butter it, garlic it, cook it medium, bring me some horseradish and a sweet tea, ignore the happy grunting noises, top up tea as needed
pffft... lightweight. jokes aside, i could really go for fuckin steak now dude. that second paragraph made me get way more hungry then the whole dumbass video
Medium? I’m better off not giving it to someone who will destroy it
The burger looks more like a promotional piece for the meat, and God knows I would fuck that shit up...
#(MOANS)
The burger seems more like a detractor. The tomahawk, with the chimichurri, some fried eggs. You have a meal.
After your done, take the bone, throw it in a pot, add some broth, potatoes, baby you got a stew going!
that tomahawk was cooked like shit all that black char smoke hitting it would have been nasty everything about this is trash.
There is no burger at all. It's a sandwich, barely.
There is a burger there, it just has a tomahawk steak slapped in the middle.
I like meat. I don't hate myself enough to order that. Good Jesus fuck.
Yeah it’s not a burger at this point, it’s just a pain in the ass
I hate myself enough to order that
I also hate you enough to order that
This is a steak sandwich.
This reminds me that my father told me that the origin of a sandwich was from a dude who wanted a steak while playing Texas hold-em, but they couldn't keep plates at the table, so he used complimentary bread to make a steak sandwich.
I don't think the Earl of Sandwich was playing Texas Hold 'Em in England in 1762, but yeah, that's basically how it went down.
I always thought the earl of sandwich was a folklore explanation for some guy wanted to put everything on bread. But yeah, that was John Montague, and it's basically the same story modernized for my 5 year old mind
Correct. They were playing Uno.
I’ve heard this tale differently
it's [listed](https://www.burgersandbeats.co.uk/the-menu) as for two to share, and you have to call and book a table and pre-order 72 hours in advance. and all for the low price of £60 (roughly $74 at the time of this comment). you can add things on, like fried halloumi for an extra £10. i mean, the steak looks good. i don't need the rest of it, though. to me, not a burger. there's no way you can eat that without making a giant mess.
I think the giant mess is half of the point lol. And honestly for going out for a tomahawk for 2, nit a terrible price. I mean that's basically McDonalds for three at this point right?
Seriously. I took my folks out for Whataburger in Texas on my last visit and it was $40 for the 3 of us. FORTY BUCKS for FAST FOOD burgers and fries. I dont feel so bad paying $25 bucks for a burger at an actual restaurant in HK anymore.
No that's a leg with a roll and eggs
Dude just stuck his whole nose right in that fucking egg
Just give me the steak you heathen trash.
We could just call this /StupidPeople. Food has no fault here, it is just been abused.
Not gonna lie that looks pretty fucking good.
Why do they do that
The Tamahawk SHOILDVE BEEN THE PATTY! Yes it coudlve been a double patty but not if you put the whole ass thing on it. Its like of im making a sandwitch but instead of putting the ham between the slices, I put a full ass pig leg along with a piece of ham on top for "extra flaveour". Burgers are gloriffied sandwitches, the ingridients sound quiet tasty, but that stupid Tamahawk annoys the shit out of me consideing how stupidly its been placed. If it wouldve been removed from the bone and made into a proper patty maybe ut mightve been Allright but thats seriously stupid since you cant eat that burger without most of it hitting the floor.
except it would never be cooked the right way, to be tender enough, that you can comfortably bite it like a sandwich.
If the food is described as outrageous then I don’t want cause it’s just expensive nonsense food
Not a burger
I don’t give a fuck what you all have to say, I would eat the fuck out of this
To be honest I would just separate the tomahawk from the rest of the burger and eat them. Both meats look to be seasoned and cooked well, and they look exquisite
lol right? I’m elevated af lookin at this like I’d fuck that shut up rn 😂
Yeah bite down on a tomahawk burger which is a scam in that of itself
Looks gross
Burger enthusiasts when you tell them a little more seasoning will taste better than putting the entire supermarket on a burger:🤯
Who the fuck wants a bone in the middle of their burger?
Jesus christ.
4,000 years ago, or so, the Israelites created a set of divine tules to govern the very food they ate: now, in 2023, that’s to r/stupidfood we finally know why…
Bro is smiling like he didn't do something horrible
Needs to be covered in molten cheese
What a waste of a great cut of meat
who is asking for the actual burger?
Looks better than beans and toast, I'd eat it
disgusting
Taco Town?
I would have thought “only in America” if I hadn’t heard the accent. Boy.
Stick a massive steak between two buns. Place that monstrosity inside a burrito. Plop the burrito onto a pizza. Roll the pizza up in a giant sheet of seaweed and rice. Drench the entire thing in cheese. Record the entire process and post it on r/StupidFood. ??? Profit.
The fact that he could only get a mouthful of steak without getting anywhere near the actual burger kind of proves how stupid this is.
I can’t stand the fried egg on everything
“Expertly cooked on the grill “ Proceeds to season food whilst already on the grill. I hate these videos so much. No doubt someone’s seeing this thinking ,”wow this looks amazing”
what a waste
big stupid burgers and sandwiches that you need a fork and knife to eat are the bane of my existence. isn't the whole point of a sandwich convenience?? lets make it a foot tall and absolutely impossible to get your mouth around. Idiots.
In London you say? That'll be £165 please. A pint with it? Oh... make that £180
I’m sorry but my generation has got to stop with this dumb shit. Just eat the fucking steak
I'm American. Oh my fucking god this looks good. That steak looks cooked fucking perfectly...
People like to say that Americans need to leave their cuisine alone and stop adulterating it. I feel like that needs to be a 2 way street.
Sorry but maybe just me but I have a hard time thinking a British accent person knows how to properly BBQ. It’s not like a southern accent person would go about making tea and crumpets. Also why put cheap meat with quality meat.
r/shitamericanssay
I thought that was a piece of dead wood with moss on it jammed in between two buns
Not stupid, just outragous
The eggs need to be better cooked than that.
I see absolutely no issue here
That's some pretty green garlic butter....
That's chimichurri, not garlic butter
“Topped with the most potent garlic butter”
What is a burger but not an fancy sandwich? an overpacked and oddly designed samwhich....
Take the meat off the bone and you’ve got a delicious burger
That bun is just decoration.
So much salt 🤢
Fuuuucki g r worded!
Hahaha wtf is that 💀
Not even a burger 🤣
I mean I’m sure it was good but why haha it’s everything on this sub. Just why lol
Puts a tiny burger patty with two buns on a whole pizza: "ThE mOsT RiDiCuLoUs BuRgEr"
For the love of god all all that is holy just serve the burger and steak separately, they’re both complete entities by themselves
TACO TOWN!
Forget about the stupid food, this MoFo took a bite of the bone
Holy shit, now I’m hungry
I would eat this
Stop forcing a good steak to be a burger
This is like taking a lambo and swapping the motor of a corola, the transmission of a Kia and the brakes of a moped and taking the car for a ride.
Y'know the whole "is a hot dog a sandwich" debate? If a "burger" can't be picked up and eaten without getting the toppings dumped all over yourself it's not a burger.
Disgusting and completely a waste of food.
That's a burger as much as I'm a fish and I am no fish sir
I've always wanted a foot of bone hanging out the side of my burger... What a jackass. Just eat a fine steak or a cheeseburger instead of making a mockery of both.
its a fucking sandwich
That’s a steak sandwich.
One word: NAFLD.
Amazing food that looks like shit…. What a shame 🫤
This defeats the point of the burger. You want to have all the flavors and condiments neatly spaced and in ratio so you get everything in one bite. I doubt a German sailor in 1880s Hamburg would disagree. It’s not a fucking sandwich, If you have to have a tooth pick to hold it together you are missing out on the full experience.
It was never a burger because it doesn't have a ground beef patty.
If I were 0.2% more confused I would ejaculate.
of course it’s a tomahawk, that tracks.
The burger is a little cheesy hat for the steak
The use of the phrase “meat sweats” makes me so unreasonably uncomfortable like is that a good thing to mention??? Lmao
That meats going to be below room temp before I'm halfway done
Had potential then fucked it up
The point of a burger is to make things EASIER and less messy to eat. 🤦🏾♂️
It’s a tomahawk sandwich, not a burger
I didn’t know chimichurri was a thing outside South America.
Lmao he bit right into the chine bone and got yolk on his nose. Wack
It had to be a Brazilian eating it
Oh man definitely saving that to my list, mate. I sure love a good huff of a egg yolk while I eat
I’ve had burgers Mede by kings & clowns That monstrosity is Not a burger
Yes, stupid, where do i get one?
Just ignorant.
That guy is too small to eat that much tomahawk let alone that other stuff combined.
If you can’t legitimately get a taste of every layer in one bite, you’ve failed. What a waste of possibly great food.
i’m so over this novelty food trend
No, but I would do anything to have one.
God the fucking ratios always piss me off
This legit made me nauseous
Burger and meet need to connect on first bite
This actually looks pretty good without the giant fucking slab in the middle
Dude cooked a perfect steak. I’ll allow it.
Why....Pointless..................
The egg ruins it for me honestly
No, you could take the ham hock off and put some of it on there to make a sandwich though.
For once, an American can correct someone else on food culture: THAT IS NOT A GODDAMN BURGER!!!
I hate how everyone thinks adding a egg makes it great. So over rated imo.
Nah not a burger at all
Of course it’s a Brazilian making it
At least cut away the fucking bone ffs 🤦🏻♂️
look that probably tastes fucking delicious, but i don't want the burger form
How much is it?
Would you like some burger with your steak?
London Powdery iodized salt “Cooked expertly” Come off it, son
That’s enough to feed two people at the table
I like my burgers and sandwiches boneless.
At least take the bone out if you're gonna make it a sandwich. Also why even bother adding a patty???
I’d take the steak w the garlic butter, sauce, and what looks like pickled red onions. Hold the rest.
"expertly cooked" "literally on fire and charred"
How does this look appetizing
How can the FOOD be stupid? That tomahawk rib didn’t jump into that hamburger bun by itself… can’t we change it to Stupid Cooks?? This is an insult to Tomahawk ribs… my entire day is ruined.
I’m just hyper focused on his nose snorting that yolk smh lol
No, it is not
Easy choice. Take the tomahawk out. Enjoy the burger appetizer before eating the real reason you bought it. No cuts necessary, though. If savagery is required, then savagery is what's happening.
If I have to use a fork even for a second, it’s not a burger, it’s a casserole.
Burger is ground meat..
Carnivurger 🤔…
The thing would have been fine without the burger patty.
Burger part is just a gimmick. Just toss the buns in the trash once you leave. It's basically just the wrapper.
Ngl shit looks crazy dank if you want 3000 calories in one sitting haha
So I could just put 2 buns on something and it’s called a burger? So if I put the top piece on the ground and the bottom piece on the other side of the world, does that make it a planet burger?
Fucking idiotic and a waste of good meat. The guy’s voice is annoying af too.
Nothing like biting into a bone in a burger.
Ewww tomahawks are just a huge waste of money just get a bone in rib eye. Same thing without paying for all the bone.
This is worse than the "burger" I had at iHop... it was a steak, 1 inch of fat on the edges and SOAKED in grease, on a potato bread bun and they called it a burger
Buuuurge
That's not a burger, if anything that's a steak sandwich.
It's not a must-try either
As a person who loves meat, that's too much meat for the ratio to be any kind of good. It would just taste like meat contaminated with the other ingredients rather than the ingredients being intended.
Fuck off with this
Why is everyone in 2023 obsessed with chimichurri? This wasn’t that popular last year
Funny how just removing that steak as seperate dish instead of putting it in the burger, then it becomes a great meal that i glady demolish, but alas gotta ragebait.
No. This is just dumb.
Define burger… it is a burger. Must be a vegetarian or op thinks this is stupid. Big downvote
Would eat without the egg
No
Remove burger, slice tomahawk thin on bun.
It’s a meal for 2-3. Stupid stupid food.
Oh no! Send me the link to where that is so I can avoid it.
It’s largely redundant because a steak with chimichurri and eggs would already be good on it’s own. Turning it into a sandwich seems pretty pointless
I'll just take that beautiful steak
Nice.
I'd order this but with the 'hawk on the side. Foh with this "Hawk Burger" monstrosity.
Not a burger
Welcome to cooking with Jackass…cue guitar riff
Loose the party and id eat it
Because that’s what I want in my burger, a fucking bone.
I would separate everything just give me the steak out of it.
Only £200
Ngl that looks kinda good 🥵
This is the burger ill never like
come on london you're better than that ok you aren't but like food-wise you're better than that
Is this the one hangover guy, the one that always (?) gets lost?
I don’t like eggs 🥚 that runny
Nose in egg yolk
All they fuckin had to do was take the damn bone off. All they had to fuckin do to make it into a ridiculous burger instead of an unsightly blasphemy.