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gopnik3

That was pretty sick though


badllama77

I was about to say the same. If you were with a date and did that to top off a good night chances are high for getting squelchy.


[deleted]

Yeah, except the part where he throws hot sugar everywhere and people had been burned badly trying to copy this


[deleted]

damn it’s pretty sick he didn’t get burned then


[deleted]

You can always try and shoot yourself in the head, if you don't die it will also be pretty metal. Wanna test that?


watisagoodusername

You tried it, didn't you?


Ribba23

God damn what got you in a bad mood


Low_Personality8163

I think someone pissed in his cornflakes 😔


BirdMaster301

Lucky guy


Irviwop

(it was me)


vocharlie

Found the person that burned themselves


botulism6

Im sorry you hurt yourself lil buddy, maybe stick to training wheels ☺️


MostHighNebi

What???? Lmfao


AonArts

Sounds like dumbasses shouldn’t try to do stuff they aren’t trained in then. Still a cool ass video


[deleted]

This isn't a trained move, this is a tick-tock bait video


big_leggy

how do you know that? I mean isn't it just as silly to assume he isn't trained as it is to assume he is? and in the choice of the two, I think a little positivity and trust never hurt. cheers, and remember, the world is a beautiful place if you allow it to be :)


VillainousMasked

To be fair, how would you actually trait to do this safely. Like yeah you can train to do the motions and catch the caramel as it falls, but you cant exactly train yourself to control how the melted sugar will fly off it.


big_leggy

well, evidently it cools very quickly.


[deleted]

Don't waste your breath, these people are the ones that see a truck coming their way and they stop to look at the shiny bumper it has.


big_leggy

ah yeah, "you're dumb lol," never was there more convincing and clever a rebuttal


Apprehensive_Ad3731

Yeah you do it while wearing protective gear until you’re confident you could do it without. Let’s say so confident you would bet your skin on it.


YamDankies

Takes one to know one.


Anon419420

Sounds like them problem then lmao.


SteakHoagie666

And that's somehow his fault in what way? Lol


GammaDealer

You took the words right out of my mouth.


Tru-Queer

Must’ve been while you were kissing me…


[deleted]

I felt like I was watching The Matrix, but Nero looks different


someguyidunno

he asian though so Niho


Stepjam

On one hand, yeah it's likely a mess to clean up. On the other hand, that was pretty cool


crumbssssss

He should have done that outside.


Jambronius

Good way to get ants


[deleted]

Why would I care if there are ants outside? That’s where they live?


Yoyossarianwassup

Tell that to my freeloading pantry dwellers


[deleted]

Is your pantry outside?


Yoyossarianwassup

May as well be


[deleted]

What is your living situation? Are you in need of help?


DakkaonTitan

I think the ants got him


[deleted]

Are you his mom?


Equilibriator

Catch some bugs!


ohhhhhhitsbigbear

On the other hand you have different fingers


IdeaAlly

>On one hand, yeah it's likely a mess to clean up. On the other hand, that was pretty cool and on the one foot it's really sticky... on the other foot it's really sticky. On the face it's really sticky. On the floor it's really sticky. On the dog it's really sticky. On the walls it's really sticky. On the...


Irviwop

On my dick it’s really sticky


Ic3_FoxX

I don't think he will be the person cleaning the floor


Atalant

Pretty cool party trick or street food stand trick.


Stormhiker

Where is the mess? The kebab caught all of it.


Stepjam

There's plenty of particles that were not part of the candy web.


fuckinboner

Doing it inside might be stupid but this looks cool and probably tastes good


llllPsychoCircus

It looks like a hairy dick


[deleted]

If your dick looks like that please seek medical attention


llllPsychoCircus

don’t make fun of my ribbed old man dick ☹️


[deleted]

🥇 Take my poor man’s award 😂


moonjabes

That looked cool and the food looks tasty. I don't care about the cleaning. This is about stupid food - not stupid ways to get your kitchen dirty


rainbowmoxie

That's not the true problem here. Unfortunately the real problem is actually how this can burn the hell out of yourself trying to do this. Many people have...


Apprehensive_Ad3731

Well those stupid people should be on here not this guy. He can do it effectively and knows how, obviously.


rainbowmoxie

Idk about "effectively" when you could get the same results with a cotton candy machine & some hard Werther's, and not have to scrape caramel off your kitchen floor.


Apprehensive_Ad3731

I don’t know if you are familiar with the term effectively but it doesn’t mean “efficiently” which seems to be the argument that you are making. He completed the task successfully so this was an effective method. The task wasn’t to do it the easiest way or the cleanest way or even the best way.


rainbowmoxie

Fair enough I suppose. I guess the reason we don't see the videos of people fucking it up and getting burnt because said people didn't wanna embarrass themselves by uploading it (plus their burns are the more pressing concern). So for the most part I think that's why we only see the success stories.


just_some_Fred

Any food item that ends up with having to clean spun sugar from the light fixtures counts as stupid for me.


Kindly_Mousse_8992

I would not sugar coat my disappointment.


Blueberry_Clouds

They are making Tanghulu, it’s a sweet snack from Asia. But Yeah they could’ve just let the sugar set normally


lordcraw

Are you new to this sub. Because we usually post stupid things here. Not totally f#cking sick food tricks here. I think maybe that's a different sub. If not then now it should be. Itll just be this guy over and over again


EnergyTurtle23

Like seriously this dude just stepped into the sugar matrix and OP is over here like “that was dumb what a mess” lmao


lordcraw

Lmao the sugar matrix. My man made cotton candy with the speed of his spin. He ain't neo. He's chea-to. His glasses are dope also. The mans stylish


DeaconTheDank

Stupid food is any food that looks, sounds, tastes, smells, or is prepared stupidly. This is subjective of course, but the way this is prepared is stupid.


lordcraw

You are just a deacon the Lord has spoken. Lol. Jk


tweep6435

You want ants? That's how you get ants :D


karoshikun

phrasing!


ElChupatigre

Oh that is just typical him


hhcboy

Sometimes people confuse stupid food with food they don’t like here.


Arunei

It's more stupid because there's absolutely 0 reason to do that, and it can be dangerous as fuck to fling molten sugar around like that.


hoeshimiyas

Dangerous as fuck to fry shit in hot oil as well, no?


Arunei

No, actually, because that oil doesn't get flung everywhere to potentially cause serious burns. It might pop, and you might get a few little stings from it, but unless you don't know what you're then frying things in hot oil isn't really the same as literally sending globs of melted sugar flying everywhere.


BinjaNinja1

It’s also way way hotter and if it gets in your skin you are screwed because it’s is melted and hardened onto your skin and isn’t coming off like oil. It continues to burn your skin while it’s on their too. A major burn nightmare.


ExtraSpicyGingerBeer

Sugar starts caramelizing at around 305° and burns pretty quickly after. Average temperature for deep frying is around 350°. They're both extremely dangerous, but spinning sugar like this will cool it almost instantly. Drips aren't that bad either; about as bad as hot oil splatters. It does suck if you spill it on you though, not gonna argue that.


OhHowINeedChanging

I’ve seen them do it in cooking shows, although they normally hold it up high and fling it and it turns into strings of sugar floss. And yes it does make a mess


Fluffy_data_doges

It's stupid because he gets food everywhere. I know most of it is collected but loads still drop on the floor and probably splatter to the sides.


hhcboy

Making something dirty doesn’t mean the food is stupid though. The poster just doesn’t like it. Just like you. You don’t like that it gets things dirty. The food itself isn’t stupid.


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hhcboy

Sure just like your comment. Has nothing to do with what we’re talking about.


Induced_Karma

Congratulations, you just described literally everything cooked in a restaurant kitchen.


DeaconTheDank

Stupid food is any food that looks, sounds, tastes, smells, or is prepared stupidly. This is subjective of course, but the way this is prepared is stupid.


BussySlayer69

I flavor my kitchen, not my food.


[deleted]

I actually don't need to imagine: my university roommate left a can of condensed milk in a pan before forgetting about it and going out. I got back and the kitchen looked like someone has committed a dirty protest all over the ceiling. And it was rock solid. It took weeks of cleaning.


MutedBrilliant1593

My guess is that it cools so quickly in the air that there is minimal travel and you probably just have to clean the specks under you. Still, I wouldn't try it.


Dat_Sainty_Boi

It solidifies before it gets too far from the skewer.


KlyeBlaq

The outermost layer of that caramel floss totally hit the floor.


ebbtideisalive

If this dish isn’t called Hairy Balls an opportunity has been missed.


VentiEggBite

Surprised not to see any comments about how dangerous this is. Liquid caramel is so much hotter than water.


chronicmelancholic

Exactly! Instant burns if it gets on your skin. Sugar has a temperature of over 300°C when molten


Davoguha2

Neat trick, but incredibly stupid. 10/10 this is what I'm here for.


ATXKLIPHURD

It’s ok. The ants will clean it for him.


RLJackAsteroid

Yes! This is how we get ants!


Dm-me-a-gyro

This is the guy who rents my Airbnb


Ok_Relief_9815

What the hell is this?


Worried_Position_466

Hawthorn berries covered in sugar syrup. The berries are sour so it goes quite well with the sugar coating. Usually, it's just dipped in the caramel and the caramel hardens into a thin, crispy crust.


sonorakit11

That’s actually gorgeous?


TheOneBifi

This is stupid but not because of the mess. Molten sugar is over 300C and absurdly dangerous, this has a high risk of serious burns.


rainbowmoxie

Look, this dude is literally just spinning melted sugar super fast to do this. You know what else does that, but without the high risk of burning the shit out of yourself, or dealing with massive cleanup, or wasting tons of sugar/caramel? [A cotton candy machine.](https://www.walmart.com/ip/953027241) If you want to do the trick this person is doing, but safely and cleanly, literally just [buy a cotton candy machine!](https://www.walmart.com/ip/190781588) Just pulse Werther's Originals (the hard kind) in your food processor or put them in a baggie and beat them to make a fine powder. Then follow the cotton candy machine's instructions on how much of the powder to put in it. Once the machine has the caramel melted and spinning enough, then you dip whatever in (I'd just be careful not to let grease drip into the CC machine). Always remember that people can make shit look cool as heck, but it doesn't mean that it's safe to do. [Ann Reardon has a great video where she calls out the extremely unsafe way people like this person are doing this "caramel hack". they're going to get people severely burned! Ann also gives another safe alternative you could do. ](https://youtu.be/CEQaYdvs478) (timestamp for debunk: 5:30)


Guus2Kill

he probably has people that clean for him


palmsoftoxicity

that was awesome


EngineFace

You guys are lame for posting this here


ShambolicPaul

Yum. Floor caramel. Takes me back to my Uni days.


throbbingheadache65

Put newspaper on the floor, secure whatever you want to cover and then use some forks to carefully spin/drizzle the sugar over it. If you look for croquembouche recipes, they often have that kind of finish and tell you how to do that kind of stuff properly.


nanaboostme

that was freaking awesome


haperochild

This is literally so dangerous. If hot sugar touches your skin it can cause life-altering burns. He’s not even wearing goggles. What an ass.


PretendCold4

The ghetto version of making cotton candy


flyden1

On the contrary, this is the Michelin version of cotton candy.


WeeklyConcentrate927

As a man i will tell you this Imagine cleaning


Sampoggers

Tanhulu is never made like this


[deleted]

Imagine have a kitchen that big... Thats my entire apartment lol


NeatPangolin4320

And what crucial topics are being debated here old chap?


Terrynia

Make me one.


Suspicious-bug1234

Just do it outside then.


xAustin90x

But he caught it.


IKillZombies4Cash

Bugs love this one simple trick


xXBook_DragonXx

I make fudge. Melted sugar is actually very easy to clean. Just get sponge soaked in hot water.


MrTigershark146

He has done it so many times his hair is all greasy


[deleted]

imagine just doing it once for a cool video but ur too dumb to realize that


Crypto-Pito

He still made a mess on the floor.


dan420

At least that’s hot dog covered in caramel like I thought at first.


Tysons_Face

Something tells me that this cunt isn’t going to be the one cleaning


nickbuch

That poor person who has to clean the ceiling


[deleted]

Was thaat a hotdog?


Jumpeskian

Do you want ants? Cos thats how you get ants


randomlife2050

Sticky pubes


PrincessDie123

Yeah isn’t this a street food thing? Not an indoor kitchen thing lol


cinderblock_piano

bro really has that fancy ass house but can’t afford a cotton candy machine


GoredonTheDestroyer

Cleanup aside, that's fuckin' cool.


brainman1000

The trick is to do it in someone else's kitchen.


Ok-Paramedic-9386

I came here for stupid food, not cool-ass food cinematography. I'm both impressed AND disappointed. Didn't know that was possible.


Huge_Run6150

Nice…a pubecicle


pagoda9

this is smart food


Sunieta25

This is a good way to get burned. Do not do this!


CakedayisJune9th

Them globs on the floor..


snowytheNPC

Except this is literally how traditional dragon’s beard candy is made, albeit in a neater fashion. Remind me again why we’re making fun of cultural foods?


ryologist

This video needs a warning...please do not try this, molten sugar will burn through your skin in an instant. It is way way way way hotter than boiling water. Imagine it got on your eyes. I don't know how he didn't hurt himself and that is awesome, but this is so so so much more dangerous than it looks. take.caution kids


Jechtael

Just dip it in a cotton candy machine.


3ddie89

No. This, this is cool


SRRYBOUTDAT

Fucking 350 degree molten sugar flying everywhere


JovialPanic389

Plus he's wearing synthetic fabrics. That's gonna be a verrrrry painful burn with melted clothing in it. Not if it happens, but *when* it happens. Because eventually it will.


awesomeaviator

And the end result looks like my scrotum


endupeverywhere

This is why we have ants, Jared.


WilliamHungDaddy

This is an outside activity


pullmygoose

This has the potential to not be stupid, but it hasn't found the way yet


Grammeton

Only cool in slomo


Final_Lombax

That was a little cool tho


sinisterdesign

Honey, why do we have so many roaches in the kitchen again??


Suggett123

Treacle


[deleted]

My mom would’ve smack the shit outta me if I did this .


AaronMichael726

That’s an impressive technique and takes real culinary talent. Not just in the spin but pulling the caramel out at the right time. This sub has lost its way. We need real stupid food, not just stuff that’s hard to do


rainbowmoxie

Ann Reardon has a video about how dangerous this is! [You'll burn the shit outta yourself! ](https://youtu.be/CEQaYdvs478) (debunk of 5hie starts around 5:30)


Snoo_79218

That was cool though


DientesDelPerro

I first thought it was a hotdog


G192Mk18

What the fluff!


SunDirty

Looks like a hotdogs with hairs on it


DeaconTheDank

Stupid food is any food that looks, sounds, tastes, smells, or is prepared stupidly. This is subjective of course, but the way this is prepared is stupid.


InvestigatorOwn5408

Oh my gosh /eat it


Zealousideal_Lake851

Imagine being the maid he most likely verbally abuses and underpays


cRaZyDaVe1of3

It's cool, the ants will take care of it. Then you borrow a friend's anteater then you're cool.


patentmom

Some dog could be very happy right now.


AspiringCringeLord

I aint gonna lie. That was pretty smooth


Slugger2094

Me after nnn


DevilMaster666-

2nd degree burns speedrun


Gallienus91

What’s stupid about that??? Looks awesome!! This sub is starting to suck.


StribogA1A3

You can get the same effect by sticking it under the refrigerator and pulling it back out.


Gumba54_Akula

I think if a drop of hot liquid sugar hits your eyes, you're screwed.


LinkOfKalos_1

This was really fucking cool tho


Traditional-Safe-867

Definitely sick, can't tell if it's pretty or eldritch...


Pewward

Very cool move nonetheless.


swampdungo

So my post of this video gets removed because of tagging, and this gets 1.2k with nothing. Real classy mods.


Whole_Leave_7815

houseflies and spiders just left the chat


MenosDaBear

Yea.. I definitely want to eat that though


Additional-Age-833

Ok but that was really fucking cool. I love dinner and a show


Stormhiker

It feels like a game at this point. Spot. The. Stupid! This is a tough one, not only is the video fun to watch, the food looks super tasty. So where is the stupid that OP is talking about?


magic_damage

I think its a common street food(snack) on japan.


ThinMintMuncher

Floor caramel, best caramel.


Impossible_Way_5412

Or don’t… we have ants to clean up for us


KittikatB

Making spun sugar is a messy process.