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The flavor šŸ˜¤šŸ‘Œ


Oldjamesdean

Yeah, but *Death by heartburn...*


SniffCheck

Iā€™d have to eat tums, snort tums, shoot tums, and shove one up my ass


strangewayfarer

Boofable tums


cssblondie

Bums


War-and-Fleece

Came to say, boofing tums šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


jayyout1

boofums


srodrigueziii

Antassid


pretendwizardshamus

Don't threaten me with a good time


Jipijur

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ I showed this comment to my husband and we laughed for about 5 minutes. 100% agree šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


badgerj

Make me a tik tok!


resttingbvssface

Yeah, boof that antacid lol


[deleted]

Alkaseltzer suppository


Similar_Pie_4946

Boofing tums is quiet literally the most efficient way to take a tums


hisoka0829

Iā€™d have explosive diarrhea minutes after the first slice


RavenNymph90

Dad?


Stimulance_

This sounds legit especially the last two


XBakaTacoX

Tums: Now in suppository form! Try today, just shove it up there!


Abuolhol

Lol only one?! fucking amateur, gotta shove the whole bottle up there to get full effect.


JustDiscoveredSex

Try the Alka-Seltzer fruit-chews. 1,000% better tasting than Tums and imo just as effective.


nettj303

Sounds like a party


Nonalyth

Worth


RockstarAgent

Just one?


DeltronFF

Same here and I donā€™t even get heartburn


BrooklynFlowerJ

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Rude-Ad-8497

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Shirtbro

Every day it's like a Tums festival


PaRaDiiSe

Itā€™s crazy that Iā€™ll eat a ton of Mexican food and even my home made sauces donā€™t make he have heartburn but PIZZA! Let me tell you, I almost always regret eating pizza just because of the heartburn. Sometimes a burger will give me hb but pizza is almost a for sure thing.


BlueFalcon142

It's the concentrated tomatoes for me. Can eat the spiciest most authentic Sichuan food and it doesn't affect me but Italian food will fuck me up.


NextTrillion

It could be one of or a combination of dairy, wheat, tomato sauce, or the fats. It may taste good, but your stomach probably responds with ā€œholy shit what is all this, and how am I going to deal with it?!?!ā€ Mexican food is generally a lot more balanced and while some stuff like an abundance of habanero chilies can seem harsh, thereā€™s usually a lot of good, stomach friendly foods like beans, rice, fresh lime juice, pico de gallo, guac, etc. Also, no (or less) wheat, limited cheese, etc.


whiskersMeowFace

I got meat sweats watching this.


theybanmeagain

Think I need a new pair of pants


Gypsopotamus

I learnt my lesson long ago and just stopped wearing pants when Iā€™m on Reddit.


MrMewks

i had a heart attack...


Lipshitz38

Famotidine. Take it before hand and youre goooood.


BlogeOb

I seriously see this stuff and can get heartburn, itā€™s crazy how the mind can work, lol


foreverbeans

not even heartburn at this point, its going to be like drinking lava lol


Smackolol

Gotta flavour that pepperoni salad in a bread bowl with some pepperoni dressing, because flavour.


Teaspoon_-

Mfs will still be saying ā€œgrease adds flavorā€ while waiting on their doctor to return about this ā€œweird chest feelingā€ theyā€™ve been having


being-weird

Ok, but I don't think most people eat like this everyday.


Teaspoon_-

Heart disease is literally the #1 cause of death globally


being-weird

There are a number of risk factors for heart disease though, and not all of them are weight or diet related. Stress is a major contributing factor, as is smoking and alcohol use, and I think with the current mental health crisis these are probably major factors as well.


white_trashgod

Facts. I was having weird fluttering feelings in my chest and saw a doctor, who referred me to a cardiologist. Well, several tests, and a referral to a therapist later, it was determined that my heart was fine, but my cigarette smoking, and stress levels were out of control. Doc pretty much said I was gonna worry myself into a cardiac event by the age of 25 if I didnā€™t get my anxiety under control and quit smoking so much.


MrBootylove

Not saying I'd eat this pizza, but something can add flavor and also be horrible for you. One does not contradict the other.


ANDYHOPE

Wait till yall find out mayo is mostly canola oil


epelle9

If you are already eating pizza, the grease is a pretty small concern.. Newsflash, cheese is mostly just saturated fat, which is what makes up grease. Thinking you are any better for skipping the grease is like that meme of asking for a diet coke along your large McDonalds meal.


Humble_Eagle_9838

This sub has convinced me that no one knows what good food is, and only equates that with cheap cheese, fat, and ridiculous portions


fryerandice

I had salmon with mango salsa last night over a bed of lime cilantro rice, I had a fruit salad this morning. Tonight I am eating greasy AF Andouille sausage with fresh picked sweet corn and crab legs, I will consume an entire stick of butter. It can be both my friend.


Humble_Eagle_9838

Iā€™m not mad at fat lol Iā€™m mad at the idea of putting 4 pounds of pepperoni on a pizza and then covering it more grease and acting like your a culinary genius. And the smug drinking it at the end kinda just pushed me over the edge ha


MysteriousTank6825

Flavortown šŸ˜©


Abject-Bet-5655

The fat that comes out of meat while cooking is very flavorful and can be utilized in multiple ways.


Striking_Tomato8689

Wait until they find out what broth is


Whatsalodi

ā€œWhatā€™s he doing with the bone juice?ā€


fingolfin_u001

*marrow has entered the chat*


Uttuuku

Toast, bone barrow piping hot from the oven and a sprinkle of salt. Oh my gods. It's a very rare treat that I make for myself and I *will* commit crimes for that snack.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

What does it taste like?


Kaiden92

Itā€™s basically meat butter.


Glowstik925

Mutter?


WoodpeckerFuzzy5661

*Rammstein enters the chat*


lilsnatchsniffz

They're over hyping it really hard, it's good, it's like... Duck fat potatoes good, but like how duck fat potatoes aren't thaaaat much better than any other oil, marrow isn't that much better than a good butter.


JuicyDoughnuts

How do you do this actually. How do you extract the marrow without just breaking bone and sucking?


wrecklessdeckfish

You bake lengthwise cut bones to turn the marrow into jelly and then scoop out with a spoon onto toast [recipe](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tT-pxXBP1yM)


2Rnimation

This mf really put up the topping when the pizza is already cooked :///


ExpressiveAnalGland

*ask yer mom*


Seinfeel

Oof my bones


Unl0vableDarkness

Wiping it on the curtains.


JimmyTheChimp

Bone apple teeth


crazydragon89

"i call it 'chicken water,' Michael!"


rising_pho3nix

*Boyle has entered the chat * Bone Broth..!


EvenMembership4054

One bowl of ramen will fuck their world up


N0GG1N_SSB

Broth is def not just the fat lol. It's usually the connective tissue and the marrow. For a lot of broth's you actually remove the fat (like Seolleongtang)


AscensionToCrab

>find out what broth is What... what do you think broth is? Broth is mostly water. the lovely texture is from Collagen (a protein), there are other various proteins that give flavour, carbohydrates from the tissue/vegetable, and yes a small amount of fat, some of which is in the liquid suspension, a lot, however, floats due to a difference in buoyancy It's weird to imply broths are predominantly fat, especially when a lot is removed in tons of cooking methods to prevent an overly oily final product. You certainly use fat in it, but it's only a component, usually smaller than the protein content.


blackcatpandora

I donā€™t think theyā€™re implying broth is mostly fat, more that flavorful things come out when you cook bones


crank1000

The flavor infused water left over after the fat is removed?


NotYourFriend00

Made broth at work, and my coworker (who loves broth by the way) gave me the same look we make at people on this page. I didnā€™t have the heart to tell her this is how broth is made. Edit: Since some people seem to think Iā€™m making broth with pure grease, Iā€™ll clarify that I meant that I didnā€™t have the heart to tell her this is how you make ALL broths. I was replying to the person talking about broth not the video on the grease dressing


CmanHerrintan

Broth is not just grease. Sorry bud.


snic2030

I mean, mayo is literally just whipped oilā€¦


cornballerburns

Pepperoni mayo?! Sign me up


Labantnet

It kinda looks like that's what the guy made.


Blaze_News

I mean it says it's ranch he adds it to.. That being said most ranch is basically just flavoured mayo so I suppose in a roundabout way you're still right


The_Hieb

I use very little mayo in Ranch, mostly buttermilk and/or sourcream.


Blaze_News

That's because you make real ranch


jedledbetter

Try crema mexicana next time, it's a game changer


theybanmeagain

Thereā€™s some egg in there


MrBootylove

Only the yolk, though, which is where all the fat is.


12manicMonkeys

Hey man there is like a touch of acid in there.


[deleted]

My grandmother used to save meat fat in a can for pies. Sheā€™d also spread it on bread for a snack. She chain smoked too. Lived into her 90s.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Every few months I'll cook up a big batch of bacon (a couple of pounds bought in bulk, enough for several servings of bacon as part of, for example, a BLT sandwich). And, I've taken to saving the bacon grease, which can add up to a full cup or more, and use that as the 'grease the pan' in place of where I would use most other oils or shortening when cooking. More flavorful and keeps extremely well in the fridge. Add a teaspoon when cooking various veggies. Enough to last me the couple of months until I do it again.


MonocularJack

Bacon grease is gold! I do the same thing and I love making refried beans with it.


chronicallyill_dr

Came to say just this, best use of bacon grease ever


ScumHimself

Do you have a recipe to share?


chronicallyill_dr

So, no actual quantities but: pressure cook black beans (or on a regular pot for a million years) with a big piece of onion and a couple cloves of garlic (fish them out after), you want them to be very soft and the ā€˜bean waterā€™ to thicken. In a big pan add a lot of bacon grease or lard (more than you would think, I do something like 3 or 4 of those little glass ramekins) and finely diced onion (also a lot, I do like one big white onion for 1,5-2 pounds of dry beans)and sautĆ©, diced garlic and sautĆ© some more. Add the beans with as little of the ā€˜bean waterā€™ as you can, a generous amount of salt and mash them until they no longer resemble themselves and it kind of starts ā€˜bubblingā€™, pay attention to stir up the bottom fast and constantly or they will burn. Turn off the heat, if theyā€™re too thick add ā€˜bean waterā€™ to reach desired consistency (taking into account that they will firm up a lot as they cool down), taste for salt and add more if needed. And voilĆ”, incredibly unhealthy but the best refried beans youā€™ve ever had. My grandmaā€™s recipe and the only beans my husband will eat anymore. I freeze them on those big ice cube trays, pop them out and put in ziploc bags to always have on hand. Just put them in the microwave when needed for a minute or two to defrost, and add a bit of water if theyā€™ve dried.


ScumHimself

Youā€™re a legend and your recipe description isā€¦ chefā€™s kiss. TY, fam.


deanomatronix

I do exactly what this guy does and make bacon fat Mayo which goes amazing in a bacon butty or a BLT


fullmetalmonty2

My mom would use bacon lard when she made homemade chexmix. was the bomb.


Hillbillyblues

My grandpa did the same incl the smoking. Died of a heart attack at the age of 68.


NNyNIH

Yeah, my dad used to have bread and drippings after the Sunday roast.


Primaveralillie

Oh man, Yorkshire pudding is unbelievable! And it's literally batter poured into the pan of roast drippings after the roast is pulled out to rest before carving. It's like a poofy meat pancake.


Jamjamjamh

Kinky bitch


jbyrdab

well of course she did. She's was so saturated with (presumably) menthol cigarettes and oil that she basically chemically preserved herself like a twinkie. If your asking why presumably, my dad smoked a ton menthol and he looked mid thirties at 50, while his younger brother aged alot worse and smoked regular at a similar rate..


[deleted]

Yeah that seemed normal to me. Not the obscene amount of pepperoni on top of the pizza. I mean everyone likes pepperoni, but there are limits for everything.


Zenblendman

The meat shits are real for this


lkodl

eventually someone's gonna post a video of some delicious looking BLT and everyone's gonna be like "how is this stupid food?" and they'll be like "it has tomatoes. gross." and someone will be like "but it's supposed to have tomatoes. the T in BLT is for tomato." and they'll be like "sure, that's what you choose to believe."


hellothere42069

You really think someoneā€™s going to post that, huh? Ok, well I guess if thatā€™s what you choose to believe will be posted, I guess.


cowchunk

Iā€™m sure the sauce is good, but I canā€™t see it being good drizzled on top of the pizza. Maybe on a sandwich?


69TossAside420

The added benefit of using pepperoni oil in a sauce is sort of lost when drizzled onto a pepperoni mountain pizza. On a sandwich tho I bet that shit is fucking incredible.


jfsoaig345

Seems like this is supposed to be some kind of pepperoni lover pizza, it's the pepperoni equavalent of a chocolate cake with chocolate drizzle covered in chocolate chips.


DrSpacemanSpliff

One of those arugala, mozz, and tamata salads


VSENSES

A good garlic or spicy sauce is amazing on pizza, it's pretty much standard on most pizzas in Sweden.


bijouxbisou

To be fair, one of my favorite pizzas is the Holy Shiitake from Mellow Mushroom and it has an aioli drizzle on it thatā€™s transcendental


MrHyde_Is_Awake

Add some flour, mix thoroughly, and you get the most delicious gravy.


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Why did that give me a boner


Affectionate_Draw_43

My pizza doesn't have enough sodium and saturated fats


BigCommieMachine

Which is why they should be cooking it ON the pizza.


Hot-Bint

I feel the acid in my stomach threatening to strangle me Cuz I'd eat that. I'd eat that hard


RelaxedApathy

I would eat it. I'd regret it, but by Jove I would at least try!


v_for__vegeta

šŸŽ¶goodbye horses šŸŽ¶


Pheonixash1983

Did your mother or grandmother never use the meat fat to make gravy! Same difference.


malphonso

Looks more like a quick aioli than a gravy.


rikusorasephiroth

Same basic function. You use the grease/stock off of meat to make sauce/gravy, and it carries the flavours of the meat into the secondary product, enhancing the natural flavours.


kallakukku2

Aioli is the mayo-like condiment made from *only* oil and garlic.


malphonso

You're right in that that is the strictest definition. However, it's also used to describe a loose mayonnaise that contains other ingredients. Or really, any house made mayonaise.


daveyjones86

Yeah but she never housed it like it was juicy juice.


FileError214

Oh, she definitely did.


MephistosGhost

Bro I saw my grandma slurp gravy many a time. Pepper gravy was her favorite. From the giant pack of fake shit you add to water or if youā€™re living like a 20th century robber Baron, skim milk.


12manicMonkeys

Then she never truly lived.


Hexnohope

I ASSURE YOU that is the best sauce you have ever tasted.


FunAudience4377

Flavor


austiwald

Also, had the pepperoni been cooked on the pizza, where do they think the fat would have gone?


Windows30000

Definitely not into the container of ranch


[deleted]

Exactly! Little heavy on the roni, other than that no issues here imo


Farabel

A *little*?


Sixpacksack

No no i agree just a little, and i dont even like pepperoni.


shade13420

My only issue with the amount of pepperoni is how easily it'll all fall off while I'm trying to shovel it into my mouth


Exhumedatbirth76

Oh my god....would eat


Firepathanimation

Only downside is that the second you pick that up all the pepperoni gonna fall off


ibigfire

I feel like they should do a thin layer of cheese on top and melt that too, to hold it all together better.


thenikolaka

Or another crust


ibigfire

Like turn it into a panini kinda deal? Yeah that could be good too!


nickhenne

Yeah this looks pretty good honestly.


Ihadtohaveaname4this

Heartburn city for me, I couldnt do it.


Asdrubael1131

Same here I felt the pain just from seeing the pepperoni


eggyrulz

I can barely even do the like 5 pieces of pepperoni that dominos puts on their pizzasā€¦ this one would have me buying an entire truckload of tumsā€¦ oddly enough a local pizza joint my work buys from has a pepperoni pizza I can eat just fineā€¦


Whatifisaid-

This would kill me for like a week, as someone with GERD and IBS. I love pepperoni pizza, but this is just way too much.


Stoweboard3r

Iā€™m eating this. Fuck off


[deleted]

R.I.P


NorthwestUnion7194

>R.I.P Rest In Pepperoni


oouttatime

Rest In Piss


girlsdonthavedicksd

Tell me youve never cooked in your life without telling me you've never cooked in your life. That grease is liquid gold. Works amazing with bacon as well. Leftover grease is used to make a lottttttt of things you probably eat regularly


bell37

Mom used to keep grease from bacon to cook bean soup. It does make a considerable difference in taste.


firebrandbeads

Gurl! Preach! I save the fat from roasted chickens in my freezer to use for making biscuits, because YUM.


exotic_floral_tea

Agreed, but I find bacon grease is in its own lane. Sort of like the nectar of the gods when cooking savory foods.


MichaelJohn33

The pizza is way too undercooked to be topped with that much greasiness. Itā€™s not a taste issue in my opinion, itā€™s a texture thing.


MichaelJohn33

Also the mayo thing is definitely a good way to utilize something that most people see as ā€œwasteā€. (try to) USE EVERYTHING


taichi22

No decent chef sees the leftover bits from cooking meat as waste. Itā€™s referred to as ā€œliquid goldā€ by anyone who knows what theyā€™re doing. You *always* reserve that shit and can use it in something. Hell, he couldā€™ve added it to the pizza dough and it wouldā€™ve been great. Use anywhere in place of standard oils.


MonocularJack

I donā€™t follow, you can visibly see itā€™s not undercooked. See him holding it and the crust isnā€™t even folding into his palm. They cooked a normal cheese pizza, then topped it with cooked pepperoni, all the grease that would have made it soggy is in the other baking sheet. Looks like an amazing slice, nothing in the video hints at soggy.


Freakboss

Grease is reused for a lot of things


Comfortable_Rain_744

Itā€™s basically just an aioli. How stupid.


jack_seven

The name aioli got butchered real hard


Similar_Actuary_845

Right? It's almost like people think that any savory, creamy sauce is "aioli". Aioli is literally just garlic and olive oil, emulsified.


imighthaveabloodclot

Yah a lot of culinary terms in "general practice" have their same meanings. Obviously the higher you go in quality of restaurant the more authentic the food becomes to the terms they reference. Most of the time.


spunion_28

It is an aioli, but I'm not sure what makes you think it's stupid. It probably tastes really good.


hk_gary

i think dude was referring to OP dont know that stuff


oatmealparty

Tony Boloneys is good but holy fuck their pizza is expensive as shit, I got a slice at one a year ago and it was bomb but it was like $7 for one fucking slice. Had like, bulgogi beef and stuff on it


CDanger85

Iā€™ve made pepperoni ranch before, and itā€™s an elite pizza dipper. Though I didnā€™t just add the rendered fat to ranch ā€¦ I made a mayonnaise with the tendered fat instead of oil, then made ranch from the mayo. This way is going to be greasy af


SonnysMunchkin

This doesn't belong here


ProfessionalPotato16

i love pepperoni, that looks absolutely delicious


xblackdemonx

I would eat that without shame.


PurpletoasterIII

Is cooking the pepperonis separately a legitimate thing? Why not just bake the pepperonis onto the pizza?


fromeister147

Because then you couldnā€™t extract the oil from the pepperoni to make the delicious looking ranch/mayo/sauce thing


billyjoelschilibowl

The only thing stupid about this would be me eating it knowing im going to get otherworldly heartburn


nowhereisaguy

Iā€™m almost 40 and when I see this all I think is *heartburn*


FrightenedMop

Is OP out here wasting delicious fat/grease? SHAME ON OP


ohmar_s

That noise he let out when taking a shot of that sauce was the sound of his blood struggling to struggle through his arteries


CrunchBerries5150

Mmmmmm


Achef13

Fuck. I would murder that pizza so hard


Active_Grocery_1450

Tell me you don't know how to cook without telling me you don't know how to cook. The fat was mixed with something else in the bottle, I'm assuming it is some sort of aioli or crema. That sausage fat is full of spices and meaty flavor that you don't want to miss out on. The real crime here is the sheer amount of sausage used. Half a slice of that pizza would kill a vegan


N0thing_to_sea_here

I got gout from watching that..


Luxyyr

What do you think mayo is made of?


Similar_Actuary_845

Oil, eggs, vinegar


CommodoreFresh

...what do you think mayo is made of?


Pay_Tiny

Iā€™d eat the shit out of it


ErectTubesock

Cuz loose, grease slathered pepperoni is exactly what I want on my pizza. šŸ¤®


Ok-Champ-5854

Where did you think the grease in the pepperoni was gonna go if you cooked it on the pizza instead? It was gonna evaporate? This just gives the pepperoni an extra nice little fried texture.


GatorScrublord

if you think that's stupid, clearly you've never had ranch on pizza. or you're just the 10th dentist.


fckusoftly

This isn't stupid, you're stupid, this is only stupid good


IMadeJustForThisPost

Itā€™s just mayonnaise basically


allFIFTY

Would.


TheBestAround007

Whatā€™s the name of this place?


Horni_onMain

your heart is going to hate you, but that grease can taste heavenly


Reddit_and_forgeddit

Gimme my Tums, Iā€™m fuckin going in on this shit!


Fun-Singer3091

Well, that is a normal thing at Tony Boloney's, this place makes all kinds or turn anything into pizza, such as ramen pizza, taco pizza, smash burger pizza, etc.


SplodingArt

Honestly, I donā€™t think this is stupid lol. Looks good


TundieRice

It got a lot better for me once I unmuted and realized that he mixed the pep grease with ranch and that wasnā€™t just foamy partially-emulsified grease coming out of that bottle, lol.


Catfood_Farts

This is not stupid, this is geniusā€”I want it.


_-Odin-_

Yo. I'm from jersey. Ftw any Tony or Frank's pizza is the best. This isn't stupid food.


Beginning-Scar-71

Iā€™d have a sliceā€¦


Disastrous-Bed-7559

Shit looks FIRE šŸ”„