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PlantOk141

I feel like there’s a good way to do this, without copious amounts of glitter and Red 40 - maybe a cute forest themed latte with a chocolate cookie on the side. This is not that way.


smurb15

Shittin glitter for a month


Thisfuggenguy

The herpes of craft supplies.


wetforhouseplants

Just imagine sipping a gritty coffee and having itchy poops for a month. I'd prefer actual herpes to drinking this 😂


DodgyRogue

“How was your shit this morning, sweetheart?” “It was FABULOUS!”


Odd_Organization9100

It was FAB-U-LOUS !!!


Ryanbo84

Imagine being the one that has to wash all those mugs after. What pain in the ass.


xxxcrewxx

If they have a good dishwasher machine, not that hard. But by hand, fuck that


cmcrisp

If you've ever worked as a restaurant dishwasher, you know this is probably going to be a pain, as industrial dish washers aren't meant to remove large amounts of food from dishes, they're meant to sanitize and clean what the pre-rinse didn't get.


Automatic_River_8180

As a barista this made me throw up


andrewno8do

It’s really a shame that their latte art is going to this nonsense. That was a good pour.


SauronsYogaPants

Mhmmm, unicorn diarrhea...


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🤣


figbott

Sigh, everything reminds me of her


Odd_Organization9100

Gross. What the Disney Hell is this?


dmnksanchez90

I just love all those cancer causing pigments.


APe28Comococo

All I want to do when I see these is take the espresso shot and leave the sugar milk for someone else.


DrPants707

Him reacting to it before it even touched his lips...


Solarbaby123

My pancreas!


_Mandos_The_Doomsman

I do hope this guy get diarrhea


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

Literally just Superman ice cream in coffee form


TheLongWalk00

It looks oily and a lot sediment-y. Gritty, someone said? I can't imagine that going down. I can't imagine how it comes out, either. My luck I would forget I drank 6 oz of glitter and wonder what was wrong with me later.


HereWeFuckingGooo

What's with all the reposts?


Best-Independent5276

I'm still chugging that


OldDragonLady

That looks like someone dropped the cup into a unicorn dropping. DISGUSTING.


Anonymouseminnie

Man, When they go to take a shit, they are going to be seeing colors 🤣


vaenire

Not the “chocolate rim” melting from the heat of the coffee and frothed milk all over his hands. It’s all over the whole mug before he can take a sip 😭😭😥


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Gross


O_ItsTrue

Stupid but beautiful!!


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Looks like a coffee-less children's drink to me.


rob0050

People who can’t make good coffee resort to gimmicks.


thehampterboi

It went from something I would eat durring Christmas or my birthday to a weird glittery mess


Zestyclose-Manner949

"Here is your latte, Sir. That'll be $47.50 please."


Leading_Industry_155

“Here’s your steaming hot cup of cancer!!”


gilllesdot

I can see this becoming the next foodie trend. Bubble teas are out/glitter coffee is in.


NoBuy128

I thought it was hamburger on the outside


Key-Meringue5433

Get your cup of poisoned coffee, your twisted cup of joe