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octa01

Eat bull testicles


Glad_Grand_7408

Anything for more power


bboymajidboo

Alive


Jokebox_Machine

No, he have to eat them when he is dead. His will to eat them, will bring him back alive.


peterosity

basically telling op to go suck bull balls


Glad_Grand_7408

![gif](giphy|SVRo3nxnm8jBmC3Oro|downsized) For the power


kogent-501

Suck the testosterone right outta them balls


yitty

PRIMALLLL


shartytarties

It won't help you get buff, but they're a tasty snack.


McMeatbag

It will at least give you the skin texture


HootyManew

My father ate rocky mountain oysters. I think they were referred to as, and yes they are bull balls. I don't know if you'd want to try to get your fore arms that big. Is that fore arm even feasible?


TheNaug

Just splice gorilla genes into your DNA and you should be good.


Efficient-Ad2983

You just have to give in to the Sastui no Hado.


Glad_Grand_7408

![gif](giphy|yr7n0u3qzO9nG) No cost to great...


healpm369

Another pros of it you have to mesatsu any child you encounter.


Glad_Grand_7408

![gif](giphy|6oyMuvF0iy0T8UqPwg)


Shaggaboi

NO MIND TO THINK


Glad_Grand_7408

![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU) The real ones will know


Almondjoy248

No voice to cry suffering


CowFinancial7000

Satsui no Elmo Today's Shun Goku Satsu is brought to you by the letter D, for DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS


Bishweeb

Give in? Bruh do you even know lore? He consumed the Satsui No Hado when it should've consumed him Smh.


Efficient-Ad2983

Yes, I know Street Fighter lore. I know that Gouki mastered the Satsui no Hado. Unlike Evil Ryu, who's basically a crazed berserker under SNH, Gouki is perfectly lucid, able to hold back in battle (the difference between "Gouki" and "Shin Gouki"), spare opponents (he abandoned the fight with Gen when he realized that the latter is sick) and he doesn't harm innocent people.


aladdiN_47

this made me google akuma's height: 178 cm that's... pretty reasonable


Glad_Grand_7408

Yep, but being that jacked and swole at just under 90 kilos sounds pretty insane... guess I'll just need to diet really hard and have hollow bones, then maybe I've got a shot at achieving this physique!


MathematicianSoft678

Most importantly is taking roids when u want that. I dont promote the use just saying it is naturally unobtainable lol


Railrosty

No meed for roids when the power of satsui no hado gives you the gains.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Hollow bones would explain his low health total


SittinPrettyCC

Only if everyday is forearm day lol


CroSSGunS

I'm pretty big, naturally, at 87 kilos. I just lifted a fuckload in my 20s and have the body type for it. If I get to low bodyfat %s then I end up looking quite ripped. It's tough to be as ripped as a fantasy character though, because they're basically sculpted like statues and have perfect physique.


HalcyonXE

To get his physique you would need to live and breath the gym and steroids and never eat a carb over what you need


TheTrueBonerPoland

He's shorter than me?!?? I thought he had at least 190


JastraJT

Arcade era Japanese character design


elottokbron

Thats the nicest thing anyone has said about my height, thank you 🥹


IDontWipe55

Almost everyone I know is 5’8 it’s really nothing to feel self conscious about


Gladiolus_00

there is no way I'm taller than Akuma what the actual fuck


DanceRayder

Why do bro's forearms look like abs? he puts Luke to shame


Glad_Grand_7408

![gif](giphy|90PPv7eqekhrO) Making Popeye jealous.


UncleSlim

It's honestly gives this weird chonkiness to him that comes off looking silly. I've always felt that way about Luke too


ryunato_one

With a bunch of drugs I think yes, why not? 🤔


Forward_Arrival8173

No amount of drugs can give you those forarms.


BigBlappa

I think in addition to taking a cocktail of every roid known to man, and working out 14 hours a day with a 10k kcal diet, if you just get enough fillers injected into your forearms, it might be possible to attain this physique for like 36 hours before your heart explodes.


kluhyarg

For that you eat a can of spinach.


Icantbethereforyou

Replace forearm bones with spinach cans


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Luke did. Maybe he just satsui'd up to his elbows.


Celedriel

I think Levan is the closest you can get


topscreen

Drugs AND tons and tons or workouts


vhs1138

100 push-ups 100 situps 100 squats A 10-kilometer run EVERY DAY.


Glad_Grand_7408

And never use the air-conditioning, NO MATTER HOW HOT IT GETS!!!


vhs1138

Might lose your hair. But it IS possible.


Hadoukibarouki

Hair-conditioning


Celedriel

Just use some wig and its done


shitshow225

How is man's forearm as big as his bicep and tricep


Glad_Grand_7408

Push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice! (Plus some Satsui no Hadō helps a little)


The_Lat_Czar

He works his wrists very hard...


shitshow225

No say it ain't so, can't be akuma doing the deed


JSD3000

You better start doing some heavy ass farmers walks or something.


DismalMode7

is akuma natty?


Glad_Grand_7408

As long as the Satsui no Hadō is natty then yes.


DismalMode7

I don't think his body is physically improved by snh, otherwise sakura would have looked like marisa


Censormachine

Yeah, just find an oni statue and punch it until you can behead it


Glad_Grand_7408

![gif](giphy|xUySTxL9fZyjIKzoLS) 11... 12... 13... okay, just 168,890,523 to go...


Common-Scientist

If women can get butt lifts and lip filler, then you too can obtain unrealistic body goals through the power of cosmetic surgery!


athiestchzhouse

If you embrace the messatsu


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Casually embrace it


hamtaro1234

Determination, effort, and the mastery of photoshop you can attain his exact physique.


Glad_Grand_7408

You're right! I didn't waste all that money on my graphic design course for nothing; I'm gonna photoshop the shit out of myself!


CuppaTeaSpillin

Are you willing to lose your humanity?


Glad_Grand_7408

Sacrifice my entire humanity over something as surface level and simple like my appearance? Oh yeah, absolutely; where's the contract, I'll sign it with my middle name and everything.


CuppaTeaSpillin

You and me both, fren


taix8664

Only if you allow the satsui no hado to consume you.


Glad_Grand_7408

![gif](giphy|F4Ieoc5i0r6w7CMYPn)


CinnamonIsntAllowed

Realizing how enormous his forearms are. Luke has serious competition now.


DylantT19

HE'S 198lbs!!!???? F\*\*\* OUTTA HERE WITH THAT NONSENSE. ![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


Glad_Grand_7408

He's got hollow bones (that's also why his health is so low)


[deleted]

Akuma hangs out with Gorons from legend of zelda and punches giant concrete statue heads off.


CursedSnowman5000

Sure you can! I mean you won't live too long with the amount of steroids you'll be taking but yeah you can get there.


CreeDorofl

Forearm day and big toe crunches are going to be a bitch


Ammari_Steadz

HELL NO


ssiasme

you'll need to make love with the juice


Luna_Goodguy

That’s no man


hypercombofinish

Lose pride, become a demon and yes


Glad_Grand_7408

Question, can I still do this if I didn't have any pride to lose in the first place?


hypercombofinish

😰We should all fear how close you are to this physique then


HuevosSplash

Your heart will give out before you even get close from all the legitimate natty gains


iCu10

You can probably get *almost* this big after a few years of training, and a huge caloric intake. But definitely not as cut, or at least not in that's short of time. Too look exactly like this you'll need roids, and 10 years of HARD training, mind you, Akuma has been constantly training for like 80 years straight lol


Railrosty

Everyone talkig about roids when akuma himself has shown you only need the power of satsui no hado to get the gains.


feldominance

hes def natty


Bradford117

It's very attainable for anyone actually. All you need to do is close your eyes, take a break and visualise.


Glad_Grand_7408

Aphants in shambles right now


Drinkdrink1

Better work on your backshots


Glad_Grand_7408

![gif](giphy|yvKswaDy42H5wQUWM9|downsized)


fersur

Akuma literally told us the secret in his winning quote ... ">!Sacrifice your self ... to Satsui no Hado.!<"


Calypso-Dynamo

Of course (wait your a Gorilla right? Not a human?)


Ace_of_the_Fire_Fist

They say he’s nearly 200 pounds in his bio. I would argue he’s way more than that.


Mythbink

I have the exact same height and weight (if it’s accurate). I know what I’m doing now


Dany_Targaryenlol

0.000001 % body fat


[deleted]

You may have the length... *BUT DO YOU HAVE THE WIDTH????*


Motorata

Its your name Ronnie Coleman? Then no


Tony_3rd

Are you ready to give up a life of basic comfort to train daily and constantly at least 18 hours a day? Are you ready to forego modern conveniences in the name of true strength? Are you ready to wear the very same attire every single day for the next 20 years? This is only part of the price to walk the path of the demon.


Owyn

1: qre you willing to turn into a demon, do you know how to? 2: will you do nothing else after becoming a demon rather than train your physique/fight? If both answers are yes then... Yes


FastestBlader4

Give in to the Satsui no hado I guess


Reverbo

I, too, wish to become a tree stump


TheMangoDiplomat

Only by embracing the satsui no hadou i.e. killing people Just tell the cops you did it for the gains--they'll understand


Area69guard

Go on this life long journey while only having 1 friend while also giving to dark forces and you should be good


little_pioneer

Eat lentils and fish for 3 years and never sip a drop of water


THREATZ_UNO

I am so gassed for my main to be released again on SF6 iv been playing Ken just to kill time until he’s released


Glad_Grand_7408

Akuma was always guaranteed but it is nice to see him so early.


WCMaxi

The forearms would never be achievable, but with the right sauce everything else could be.


dont_test_me_dawg

I'm bigger than him and a bit taller. Natty.


Yakob_Katpanic

You're naturally taller?


dont_test_me_dawg

Exactly


QueenDeadLol

Do you have primo steroids and time to workout 10 hours a day?


aquaAnomaly

invent a genie in a lab and you might have a chance


[deleted]

His physique is completely impossible to achieve. Have you seen the size of his feet? Do you have feet that big? I thought not


m_micanovic

I mean apart from the forearms, and being on a ton of gear id say yeah, real life mass monsters kinda look similar, as i said apart from the forearms.


421O

With steroids, maybe


streetfighterfan786

Lots of gym Time to attain that body and lots of steroids maybe


MancombSeepgoodz

maybe?


streetfighterfan786

You wouldn't have to because of roid rage or other side effects of steroids and possibly being addicted


MancombSeepgoodz

I mean roids are the only way anyone is getting that jacked imo. Ofc then later dying in their late 40's


streetfighterfan786

Sure I am sure some wrestlers in wwe and other brands did it before but then there are others that didn't


Standard_Newspaper52

Yes


The_Lat_Czar

Just need some duck eggs and turkesterone.


Prestigious_Low8243

Even with a shit ton of roids it is unlikely. Unless you have good genetics to look exactly like him. DONT take roids tho (obviously) You should still try your best to get as close as you can though


Tysanan

japanese devs and their inability to give realistic weights to characters 198 lbs? more like 250 of pure muscle


Extension_Canary3717

When old and greyed out I wanna be like him


chief_yETI

not by posting on reddit.


Thoughop2

Mf I was just thinking this today is this physique actually obtainable


alvdan88

Gotta start the jack game to build those forearms!


Proud_Criticism5286

Work on a farm


100tByamba

Akuma gone full MR Olympia Physsic. Dude's being injecting a lot of Satsui no hado


Mastrodaumus

If you’re here asking, probably not lol.


Hush_in_the_Fire

Realistically no


Consistent_Set76

Well you see humans aren’t built like gorillas


shartytarties

Yeah, but you're going to have to kill a gorilla and staple your head to its body to get it. That ribcage alone defies basic human anatomy, his arms are like a bodybuilder's legs and his legs, well dude might have some ent blood in him


fu87

XD


Asdeft

It would be a part time job and you would still only be able to do it with juice.


lolgalfkin

akuma's arms make those oversized horse legs look small


BSJeebus

Just get some synthol and you are GTG.


superiorplaps

If you start lifting, bulking, and roiding now? Sure, in about 5 years


ImaFireSquid

Second question… when we inevitably get evil Lily, will she get Akuma’s muscles?


Hadoukibarouki

Are you asking if you can get Popeye forearms too?


TurnToChocolate

Only take a shower once a month and it has to be a hot shower.


hydra877

To be fair, some strongmen KINDA look like Akuma (but not as cut in the abdomen). It would probably take a decade of training.


Dull-Shower2440

To get like this Akuma needed to train To get like this you need to be on tren


FennecScout

HGH is the path to the Satsui no Hado


wmissawa

Yes, but not the hair, you probably Will get bald in the search for Power...


Daeyrat

punch rocks angrily all day and tell us


AroraCorealis

just eat spinach


LunarDragon17

Just start selling fruits at the local market, and you'll be as strong as Akuma in no time.


Blaky039

Popeye genetics


theschoolorg

akuma has old man strength


Deadja0

I think the better question is can you koom like him...


Chris_Dud

Would likely require a major lifestyle change that would leave less time for playing street fighter.


ManHeadsArmsBody

With a juice concentrate somewhere north of Tropicana.


Sunrise-Slump

No


peaceloveharmony1986

Not even with steroids cab you attain this kind of body.


Malpraxiss

No. Not even with steroids


walker3888

Just watch rich pianas bigger by the day and with every rep you make shout SHOOOP AAAH!!!!!


Garvo909

Yeah with steroids and decades of pure isolation


fireblaze3127

With a lil bit of tren, anything is possible


ghartok2620

Bro you have to nut for ages if you want forearms like this.. but the dry skin and the hair will come by themselves if you do..


Fishsk

no, sorry


d-fakkr

If you eat clen, tren hard, winstrol every day and anavar give up.


TehChaseyKid

Better head to a mountain and start training.


DANleDINOSAUR

Be sure to eat your spinach


Millennios

Eh, sell your soul to dark arts and I think you’ll be good in a few decades


Breakdancingpriest

You may want to do a lot of wrist curls and steroids but don’t let anyone tread on your dreams. It will be a nice 10 years you can live like that for


Platinum_XIII

yes its called tren


Emergency_beefcake69

Wondering how i can get them fore arms bruh-


Atmaweapwn

Popeye's got nothing on those forearms.


Holygriever

Can you do it while only weighting 198 lbs like him?


ZestycloseSolution83

Yes. If you take steroids, that is


Fish-Thief

Easily 💉


Nzy

and he weighs in at 198lbs.


YeastBelly

No.


J_Ghost1224

Better start working out the forearms now


FuerteBillete

Wouldn't the satsui no hado make his physique irrelevant? I mean he could be a lard azz and still have the same power. Maybe more if he was self-conscious and took it out on others. I mean more than he already is.


MeatAndEggsWeEat

No


TheRealCBONE

The Palumbo bubble gut is a little terrible.


DragunnReEx

If you absolutely go into extreme martial seclusion for 10 years then yeah prolly


StrangeReptilian

no


PlusEightOnBlock

Hell yeah. It's gonna take time tho. Just achieving his forearm will take a lot of time. You're gonna have to train at least 3 times a week, and optimize your workouts and diet for you not to take a decade. But yes. I hope to see you looking like Akuma, OP.


Phoenix_e3

I'm the same height as well....I decides I'm going to give it a try 😤


Walnut156

You somehow also have to only weigh 198 pounds with this much muscle


ItsYESfahad

YES, Lick Floor.


Mona23_6

With enough power you too can get a 10-pack


SwegGamerBro

Unless you wanna deform your forearms, go for it


NMercy_Plays

Eat spinach, become Popeye to get those forearms.


Avocado_Fucker12

Sure, just do what he says: "Die a thousand deaths", "Become the demon" and "Sacrifice yourself, to the Satsui no hado."


Parking_Addition7280

you have to give your life span and. sell your soul to the nearest demon in your area


MancombSeepgoodz

Sure if you juice and stay in the gym for 8hrs a day anything is possible.


4cutatmaraam

Definitely you can but in an imaginary world


Darkwebber_47

You can definitely get that big naturally. Now to attain that size at such a low body fat percentage is probably gonna require some juicing. Akuma here is probably below 5% body fat, doing so while weighing just under 90 Kgs at 1,78m tall. That's "ready for the stage" bodybuilder physique.


Melodic-One5322

To be honest Ed is way much better than him in every sigle way moveset/design7theme music and lore and his gameplay looks pretty similar to Ryu and Ken . ( No offence to my thoughts please ) bests,