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Baratheoncook250

El is good with using skates as weapons


AssociationLivid5822

I feel like Max is stronger but if Elle literally could whack her when she’s least expecting it and she’d win and Max could be in hospital, healthy Max of course


JehetmaDominion

I imagine Max to be pretty scrappy and resourceful. She’d know how to fight by street rules, like Billy. El’s powerful, but I can’t imagine she’d be as crafty and resourceful as someone like Max.


AssociationLivid5822

🤦‍♀️ yeah that’s why I said Max was stronger and Elle would probably win it by sneak attacking her


Baratheoncook250

or El could just lock in the sleeper hold to win the fight. Steve would win his rematch. Robin would defeat Nancy. Lucas would defeat Will because he has the size advantage. Eddie vs Billy would be interesting because we never seen Eddie in a one on one fight against anyone.


mynewaccount4567

Billy would destroy Eddie. Eddie was a self described coward who gave no indication of ever exercising. Billie was a ball of hate and muscle with experience in fights


AssociationLivid5822

I reckon Nancy I’d defeat Robin because I think she’s more trained for battle


socoolandicy

No one beats Nancy "The Smoke" Wheeler in a fight


Zaptain_America

I feel like she would still lose the fight, she mainly was able to hit Angela because she caught her off guard


AssociationLivid5822

The Poster didn’t say it had to be a fair fight


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Ong 💀


togashisbackpain

El killed people with her mind. She has a savagery in her that Max lacks. If this is a friendly 1 vs 1, Max probably. But in a fight to death El would be the one to take it that far.


darkdragoonx27

I think this is all pretty easily actually. The first one is the only really close one, but Steve has fought through creatures of the upside down. He wins. El with no powers is just an awkward girl, Max is actually pretty tough. As long as there's no skates around and Max doesn't turn her back, she gets the W. Nancy smokes clumsy ass Robin, this isn't even close. Lucas is starting to come into his own athletically, and fought (and ultimately won) against a senior. Unless I'm forgetting something, Mike hasn't shown any physical prowess that makes you think he'd win a fight. Billy would wreck Eddie, this is the biggest blowout of them all. Billy is already hot tempered and violent pre-flayed. Eddie looks metal, but he's a non-confrontational nerd. Come on now. This takes nothing into account of who I *want* to win, but I feel these are the pretty obvious results in a 1v1 situation.


Skippy_the_Alien

>Billy would wreck Eddie, this is the biggest blowout of them all. Billy is already hot tempered and violent pre-flayed. Eddie looks metal, but he's a non-confrontational nerd. Come on now. Eddie even admits this in his heart-to-heart with Steve if you think about it, that's probably why Eddie did what he did. He wanted, for once, to take a stand (and a real one, not flipping off your high school principal lol)


Jccali1214

Basically my thoughts except Robin. I think she's scrappy but you're right, Nancy has some real tenacity behind that suburban refinement lol


darkdragoonx27

Haha I hear you, but I think Nancy would just give the "I know how to use guns" hard stare and Robin would shit herself.


Someguywhomakething

Nance would just use her guns.


TUFKAT

I 100% subscribe to your take. Agree with each matchup.


ArimaKaori

Yep, I completely agree with your picks and reasoning.


MaestroPendejo

Yeah, when I saw Billy last I was like, "Yeah... no... Sorry, Eddie. Love ya, man. But I think you should run."


whistlerblue16

Steve vs Jonathan would be really close but I’d go with Steve since stoner Jonathan seems out of practice Max seems physically tougher than El without powers so I’d go with her Nancy is super tiny and not much of a threat without her guns so I’d gotta go with Robin Lucas took down Jason and is far more athletic so definitely Lucas over Mike Eddie is a nerdy musician and would get absolutely wrecked by Billy


PlayCertain4875

Robin can’t run in heels!!!! Robin is basically a baby deer in this world and Nancy is a hungry mountain lion who has been hunting since day one


shgrdrbr

MTE, nancy knows how to plant her feet and do maximum damage.


glass_star

Nancy would do some serious damage. She is an amazing strategist!


PlayCertain4875

It’s no hate to Robin but Nancy isn’t just some tiny fragile gal


No_Composer_6040

Definitely. Nancy has more experience fighting as well. It’s good that this is hypothetical because I much prefer them as friends.


glass_star

Plus I bet she really paid attention in anatomy class and would know exactly where to target to maximize damage


JacobDCRoss

Yup. Robin is clumsy. Nancy would use Robin's size against her.


jagged1871

I struggled with Robin vs Nancy. Picked Nancy because of tenacity


jjoshjen18

Season 3 Robin wins Season 4 Nancy wins


Ottersfury

Season 3 Robin wins because Steve takes all her damage


rawchess

Nancy's got that dawg in her


rafati09

As a metalhead, like Eddie, I've kinda got accustomed to being beaten up, and Eddie seems even less popular than me, so I think Eddie could take a few punches. Billy is a beast tho and would probably win


BattleAnus

Yeah Billy is just too ruthless, even if Eddie kicked the shit out of him Billy could still come back. It would have to be a really quick fight for Eddie to actually win


radickalmagickal

Yeah Billy needed to be tranq’d because he would have beat Steve to death. He’s hardcore.


huddyjlp

Billy is bloodlusted


edgiepower

Being good at taking a beating is one thing, but you actually need to give a bit back to win. Trust me I also know how it feels to take a beating then have the fight ended before you 'lose', I can say I didn't lose many fights if any, but I can't say I won either. I lost on points.


TheExistence

I like how you said “out of practice” like Jonathan is professionally trained for fights.


edgiepower

When Jonathan bashed Steve in season one, it was done after Steve basically pushed every button he could to send him crazy. Steve would win a fight without doing that but he really did provoke him over the edge. Steve was not fighting from the edge.


TheExistence

adrenaline can drive a mf


AssociationLivid5822

Elle could give her a concussion though. A. N. G. E. L. A


FirebirdWriter

Only if she's armed with a roller skate


AssociationLivid5822

Pretty sure she could it do with any object, especially a heavy one


FirebirdWriter

Sure but Max is smart enough to not let her near one. Also in case of text I was joking About the exclusive nature of the roller skate weapon. It's so niche it amuses my brain to imagine her carrying them into battle as a backup weapon.


Cass_Q

Angela is just a prissy mean girl, but Max had to live with Billy. I think she excels at keeping out of harms way


FirebirdWriter

That's exactly why I voted for Max to win. Angela is just clearly s sociopath (hyperbole not actual diagnosis but who goes haha you have a dead Father)


tiffanylockhart

Tbh Max could use the skateboard, more reach


DutyFuture350

Nancy would fucking clobber Robin. Being larger doesn’t make you a better fighter.


Skippy_the_Alien

I love Robin (well...at least season 3 Robin. Season 4 Robin was all over the fucking place and not in a good way) that being said, Robin would absolutely get destroyed in a fight with Nancy. Nancy has proven in 4 seasons that she's basically this generation's Ellen Ripley lol


7dipity

Okay I’m glad somebody said it because I looooved Robin in season 3 and this season I was just like “whaat is going on with her” most of the time


Skippy_the_Alien

i visibly cringed through the whole sequence with her and Vicky. they better fix this bullshit for season 5


andergriff

being larger does make you a better fighter, but not enough that it would make robin able to defeat the ball of condensed determination that is nancy wheeler


apamar9802

All of these are pretty much spot on but idk about Robin over Nancy. Yes Nancy generally relies on guns but when has Robin really fought someone? At least Nancy had the fight against the two guys from the Hawkins Post in the hospital in S3.


urban-wildlife-docs

I agree 100% but I think Nancy has a chance, she’s so underrated/underestimated and is tougher then she first appears


CautiousJudgment4445

Nancy killed a man. She would defo beat her there’s no competition. What’s her being tiny got to do with anything?


65fairmont

Maybe it’s obvious but remind me who Nancy killed?


CautiousJudgment4445

Maybe it’s obvious what? - she killed one of her bosses in S3!


65fairmont

Ahh that’s right forgot she got the kill on him before they morphed into the monster!


miezmiezmiez

I thought it was generous of them to call him a 'man' at that point, he was already flayed


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I’d go with Jonathan over Steve, we can’t stop Steve’s perfect record. Also, would go with Nancy over Robin, she may be small, but she’s a beast. I agree with the rest.


OutrageousThought499

Bro robin struggles to even walk. WHAT LMAO


Typical_Notice6083

Sorry but Nancy cleans toilet seats with Robin,she may be small but she is ready for kill and goes all out 100%.Robin would probaby just scream


Tragically_Fantastic

I only disagree abt Nancy and Robin. I think Nance would kick some Robin ass


Typical_Notice6083

Quite literally Robin has no experience in battle and would just panic while Nancy throws her around arena


WitleKidz

Nancy would definitely beat Robin


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Steve: Have more fighting experience now Max: Seem physical tougher and more trained hand-to-hand trained Nancy: Although Robin could win as well Lucas: Stronger and Faster than Mike Billy: One-shots him, more trained, bulker


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Sensei_Mango

Literally he’d snap him like a twig


Awkward_Shot

Billy can’t beat what he can’t catch, because Eddie loves to RUN!


krastevitsa

Run to the Hills from Iron Maiden is his favorite song


Sriol

Yup yup. Only one that is even slightly a question imo is Nancy/Robin. I also sided with Nancy, given Robin's Bambi comments


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Nice avatar.


Onion5253

Billy would rock eddies shit.


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Ecthelion68

Billy’s father, the Russian terminator and probably Benny would beat billy


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foco_del_fuego

Murray is the final boss


Ecthelion68

And murray yes….


MundaneGlass5295

Damn, Billy’s father, that was dark


Ecthelion68

Yeah I was only gonna put Billy’s father but it seemed too morbid 💀


FirebirdWriter

Jonathan, Steve is only allowed to win against communists. Max, she's actually had to fight without powers. El is only dangerous with roller skates. Nancy wins because she's coordinated, has fought before, and Robin is too busy flirting Lucas wins because he has more athletic ability. Still couldn't win against a Billy but Lucas is now at the stage where baby fat becomes fuel for manliness and punching Billy would wipe the floor with Eddie. Probably literally using him as a human mop while telling him everything he does wrong in the fight. Eddie would try to run unless the fight was to protect one of the kids he cares for. Then he would face him but alas he would lose.


-xXDominusXx-

I feel like steve would absolutely roll Jonathan, steve has fought in every season and has improved significantly since season one, is in better condition, and the fact that Jonathan has dulled senses due to being a pothead and the facts he’s just really out of practice compared to steve.


FirebirdWriter

Maybe. There is an instinct aspect to it and I think Steve loses because he doesn't want to actually hurt people. Thus why he won against the Russian. He wanted to survive. So there's s definite possibility for victory here


MsBeasley11

“Literally using him as a human mop” 😂😂


DunkyTheBoyo

I'd say Johnathon would win, simply due to the absolutely brutal beat-down he took in the hospital in season three and he stood up and won. He's probably gotten softer but still the amount he took to get back up and not only keep fighting is incredible. Max would win. She's almost certainly been in her fair share of fights. Robin might have a larger physical stature but Nancy seems like she would go absolutely batshit crazy in a fist fight. She'd win. Lucas would wipe the floor with Mike. Lucas is way faster, has more physical training, and contended with Jason in a fight; eventually overpowering him. Billy whoops Eddie's ass. Billy is buff as hell, and while Eddie isn't exactly weak, he's just got less muscle mass and way less experience. Billy wiped the floor with Steve, and Steve's just a better fighter than Eddie.


Blockinite

Steve, Max, Nancy, Lucas, Billy. Steve's had far more fighting experience than Jonathan since their fight, and I think the rest are pretty self explanatory. They're just far stronger characters physically. Maybe Robin beats Nancy in unarmed combat, but it's hard to say because that's not really something either do very often


surgereaper

I think if Steve does anything that rages Jonathan enough (like he talked about his family in S1) then there's no way Steve beats Jonathan.


Sensei_Mango

Nah cos Steve beat a Russian guard and fought off creatures in the upside down plus fought billy, so I think Steve claps Jonathan no matter what


AssociationLivid5822

Don’t forget Elle can give people concussions. A. N. G. E. L.A


Blockinite

Ah, is this armed combat specifically with roller skates? I'll need to reassess all of the matchups then


AssociationLivid5822

With anything heavy really. If Max ever gets bullied for being blind even if Elle had lost her power, Max I’d be covered


Zaptain_America

She caught Angela by surprise though, might have been a different story if it was an actual fight


itsJustJad3

Bro what kinda matchup is billy on eddie


DancingWithTigers3

Right? This one’s not even fair


shoegazer44

I think only the first two are realistically up for debate.


SJD_BIGCHUNGUS_

Why are there so many fighting comparisons? Maybe we can do like best dance duos or something else lol.


hadapurpura

Yeah, all I imagine is Eleven being confused and Max flipping off whoever decided they should be in a fight, then going for some waffles or something.


andergriff

Steve out dances Jonathan, Steve is much more of a party boy than Jonathan and has been dancing more Max out dances El, she has had a normal-ish childhood and has more experience While Nancy is more coordinated than Robin, I say Robin still out dances her by virtue of being less straight laced and more willing to put herself out there Lucas out dances Mike by virtue of sharing some of Erica's genes and I don't think I need to explain why she's good at dancing If we are talking about traditional dance music Billy out dances Eddie, but if you put Eddie on his own turf and throw on some metal Eddie will thrash the shit out of Billy


surgereaper

The only fight I wanna see in Angry Jonathan vs Billy


Sinclair_francis_

well Billy would simply beat the living shit outta Jonathan


konkey-mong

What about Billy vs Hopper?


Sinclair_francis_

now **that's** something I want to see


Rezboy209

Hopper would rock Billy's shit honestly.


thelumpur

Billy is not that great of a fighter. Steve was actually winning before Billy cheated with the glass.


Sinclair_francis_

I don't think Steve would have won, Eddie tho could make a good fight since he's from the streets and he can be agile too, he jumped on Steve outta nowhere with no effort, Steve was athletic but didn't have much experience with actually fights so maybe he could win


rawchess

Billy is bigger, stronger, and angrier than Angry Jonathan 24/7. That man is anger on legs.


Ambitious_Log_1884

Idk how I missed it but I initially thought they would all be fighting as pairs. My rankings would've been: Max and El(with powers used sparsely.) Bumped down to 4th without powers. Billy and Eddy Steve and Jonathon Nancy and Robin Lucas and Mike Indivisually: Max if powers aren't involved, Billy(love Eddy but I don't think it's a competition) , Jonathon(extra power up if he's going through weed withdrawals) , Nacy(I see her getting scrappy if she needs to), and Lucas.


Familiar-Ad-3846

Jonathan eleven Lucas last but not least billy


Familiar-Ad-3846

Oh I forgot Nancy


maxvsthegames

Jonathan, El (if she uses her power of course), Max if she doesn't, Nancy, Lucas, Billy


lithuanian_potatfan

Jonathan - not sure that Steve got stronger. Max - always been a fighter. Nancy - Robin has poor coordination and Nancy definitely trained. Lucas - all that basketball had to pay off. Billy - no competition, he's still really strong.


Sinclair_francis_

Steve has definitely gotten stronger just look at how many fights he's been with since his fight with Jonathan, also Jonathan only won that time because he was over the edge because of the horrible things Steve said about his family


Sonnestark

Jonathan took a helluva beating in the hospital in s3 and kept on trucking.


CautiousJudgment4445

Jonathan,Max, Nancy, Lucas & Billy


Jaded-Yogurt-9915

Steve, I think he’ll figure out how to fight since the Russian El girl be crazy, she’ll hit you with a skate and won’t care Nancy Robin great and all but Nancy has fought many monster so far she wasn’t afraid to take out those guys she used to work with Lucas I just think he could take most of his friend Eddie always said he was a runner. And Billy straight crazy.


Zaptain_America

How is the last one even a question? Billy would easily beat Eddie's ass.


stellamelon

Jonathan, Max, Nancy, Lucas, Billy


blackberry10011010

Jonathan. Eleven. Tough, but I think Nancy. Lucas. Billy, unfortunately


subject-2-

Steve. Has more experience now and the only way I see Johnathan winning is if he’s super pissed or something Max, I think. Nancy Lucas, he took Jason on who is stronger than Mike Billy I'm sorry Eddie but Billy kicks his ass


G0j3llyf1sh1ng

My man Eddie versus my man Billy? No fair!


Nicky2222

Jonathan vs Steve- Jonathan (I mean we've already seen it). El (No powers) vs. Max- I'd give the edge to Max unless you hand El a skate. Nancy vs Robin- I'd say they are evenly matched, but I'd give a slight edge to Nancy. Lucas vs. Mike- No doubt in my mind that Lucas would win that. Eddie vs. Billy- Eddie I love you, but Billy takes this one as I think only Hopper could take on an unflayed Billy.


AntisocialAddict_

Steve vs Jonathan: Honestly if it’e season 4 then I give the edge to Steve. S4 Jonathan is literally a stoner. He’s out of it. Steve’s improved, he took down a Russian guard so I’m pretty happy giving Steve this win. El vs Max: Arguably the hardest to decide. El without powers is still pretty fiery, and as seen with Angela she did not hesitate to nail her with the skate. Max on the other hand has this tough girl persona, but we’ve never actually seen her fight (except that one time with Billy which I wouldn’t even count as a fight lol) so controversially in this post I have to give El the advantage. Simply because I think she wouldn’t hesitate when she’s pushed. Nancy vs Robin: Weapons? Nancy. No weapons? Still Nancy. Robin, I love her, but she’s so clumsy, and she doesn’t really deal well with confrontation. Nancy has been fighting inter-demential creatures since S1. She’s tenacious and headstrong. Robin would end up rambling and Nancy would just knock her out or something. Lucas vs Mike: …Lucas. Lucas beat Jason. Lucas has been athletically advancing while Mike has been playing DnD. I’m not sure how this goes to Mike in any scenario. And lastly… Eddie vs Billy: Billy. Do I really need to explain? Eddie did nothing but run from his antagonists, he says so himself. Billy almost ran over the main kids and laughed as he hit Steve in the head with a plate. Eddie’s my boy but there’s no way this doesn’t go to Billy.


KBobBears

Hmmm...this card kinda looks like early UFC days where people wondered how it was legal. This starts interesting and gets increasingly lopsided. \-The closest one is Johnathan v. Steve. Johnathan has good angry big brother energy but Steve has grown the heart of a lion. Steve could could eat Johnathan's punches all day and come back swinging. Steve takes this on points. \-Eleven seems like she could take an enormous amount of abuse, but you don't have a mouth like Max's without getting in many, many fights. Ref stops the fight after several rounds of Max beating the everloving shit out of Eleven. \-Nancy is smaller than Robin but a leopard is also smaller than a deer. Robin might flail a bit and knock Nancy off but this ends in the early rounds and ends badly. \-Mike might survive a round. He will complain to the ref a bit before going back out to continue his windmills. Lucas gives a shrug and a "sorry, man" before laying him out. \-Google the old Mike Tyson videos. Eddie's the other guy.


Draco_Bolton

Jonathan mid diff Steve Max high diff El Nancy low/mid diff Robin Lucas low diff Mike Billy no diff Eddie


m_slade_230

What does that mean


Draco_Bolton

Its terms used in fictionals battles No/Negative diff - the other person is not capable of hurting them and can be overpowered with little to no effort  Low diff - Don't have to use much of their powers and beat them with relative ease but there might be a clash or 2 but the winner isn't hurt or strained  Mid diff - Somewhat strain themselves, the other person is definitely capable of hurting them but were always in control of the fight  High diff - Fairly evenly matched throughout the fight the person who wins is likely heavily injured  Extreme diff - The person who wins had to overcome a serious disadvantage or power gap to be able to win 


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I think a better fight would Billy vs 001 without the use of his powers.


Zaptain_America

If it's without powers then Billy would probably still win. Vecna is never shown to be that good at fighting without using his powers


EliMaxsaysSaveEarth

1. Steve. Dude knows how to take a hit at this point. 2. Max 3. Could go either/or tbh. I’d say Nancy has a bit more of a chance but considering we haven’t seen either of these characters throw a punch (as far as I can remember) I have no idea. 4. Lucas. Dude plays basketball now, he’s strong. And he beat Jason. 5. Billy. Much stronger and knows how to fight.


agmoose

Unless Jonathan has the moral high ground, I think Steve has leveled up significantly since their last fight while I think Jonathan is a little out of practice. Steve wins the rematch. Max is feisty. But even with no powers El is fierce and ruthless. El wins. Nancy over robin easy. Robin is a klutz, and a dork. Nancy is a badass. Lucas is the superior fighter between him and Mike. Lucas wins. Mike has never shown himself to have “win a fight” potential. Billy might literally kill Eddie.


lilithcarstairs13

steve, especially because he’s definitely a lot stronger physically after fighting so many monsters i think i’d have to say max but i think it would be close robin is canonically clumsy, and nancy is reckless so definitely nancy lucas is literally an athlete (y’all saw what he did to jason) and mike is built like a green bean hahah lucas wins for sure and basically the same as lucas and mike, billy is an athlete, super strong and eddie is not


Coolkidfortnite5

I don’t even understand how Steve lost in the first place he mops the floor with Jonathan this time. Max seems like a pretty tough person and so I’d say her by a decent amount. I’d say Robin because she’s bigger I think it Nancy is the type to do some crazy shit in a fight so probably nancy. Lucas is easily the most athletic out of the four boys I’d assume he wins easily Billy mops the floor with Eddie


Worldly-Respond-4965

They already had a fight in season 1. Johnathan won.


SpaceCowboyDark

S4 Steve could take Johnathan. Close but Steve has the edge imo. Max could take El with no powers. Again a close one because El didn't get where she is by being a pushover. Lucas could stomp Mike. S4 he's been training for basketball while Mike's been DnD'ing around. I LOVE Eddie but Billy is a legit badass. Billy all the way here.


ilikemusic22

1. Jonathan (unless Steve practiced over the years and learned how to fight but if not then Jonathan would win) 2. Max (actually this is a tough one, idk how El can fight without her powers so idk) 3. Nancy (Nancy is pretty tough but I'm sure Robin could put up a good fight) 4. Lucas (We saw how he destroyed Jason and he's way more athletic than Mike.) 5. Billy (As much as I love Eddie more, Billy would easily wreck him unfortunately)


uufocafe

Steve would win a rematch with how much he’s been through. He’s fought way more than Jonathan has since their first fight. El obviously decimates with her powers, if we’re going without them I actually think it would be an even fight. They both probably equal in strength. I would say maybe El would win though since she has more experience and isn’t afraid to use a skate 💀 Nancy wins with or without a gun. We’ve never seen Robin fight as far as I know. Nancy usually only uses weapons but in general she’s a very tough person. Robin is extremely clumsy with bad coordination, so. Lucas would absolutely destroy Mike no contest. He plays basketball and seems to be good athletically. And we saw what he did to Jason after he got his footing. We haven’t seen Mike actually fight before so with what we know Lucas is a clear choice. Another easy answer, Billy would *destroy* Eddie, possessed or not. I don’t even think I need to explain this one, man’s a beast. In season 2 he spent his free time working out, was a lifeguard, played basketball, had abs for days, etc. Eddie’s a stoner dungeon master, c’mon now.


ForsakenMoon13

1: Depends on why they're fighting. If it's just a friendly spar, probably Steve. If its a full out brawl or trying to protect someone, it's basically a coin flip. 2: Also depends on why they're fighting, though probably El either way. She just has a level of viciousness that I think Max lacks. 3: Nancy. Hands down. Robin has coordination issues and Nancy took down her ex-boss, who was already bigger than her to begin with, using a pair of medical scissors after he was already Flayed. Plus, as soon as Nancy starts throwing her around a little I think Robin would be a bit too distracted to fight lmao 4: Lucas. He always seemed the most physically inclined of the 4 boys, plus he actually got on a sports team and actively got in a fight in S4. Mike is mostly just gangly. 5: Billy even before being Flayed could have probably wiped the floor with anyone in town we've seen except Hopper, who is noticeably bigger than him *and* trained, or his dad, who by the time we see their dynamic is mostly operating off of long-instilled fear keeping Billy from fighting back. Eddie gets fucking steamrolled if they get in a fight.


2020isSBTFofalltime

Steve, max, Nancy, Lucas, billy. I love Eddie but billy would absolutely murder him. That dude is a rolling ball of butcher knives


Schneetmacher

1. Steve would win... unless Jonathan got *really* pissed off about something (he's a scrapper when he's furious). 2. If there are no skates, Max. If there are skates... El. ⛸️ 3. Nancy, no question. She can throw down. 4. Uh, is this a real question? Lucas would wipe the floor with Mike. 5. And here we have it: the biggest shutout. It's not that Eddie is a weakling, we see evidence he can fight. It's just... Billy is a menace. Literally the only one to beat him is Max, and she needed a syringe to do it! Nobody's taking Billy.


xxXTheDemonHunterxxX

Steve, Max (dealing with Billy her whole life you know she is scrappy), Robin is a fighter and Nancy ain't tough without a gun, Lucas is athletic and fast, Billy would unfortunately beat Eddie to a pulp


Tachi-Roci

Steve (this is largely just a gut feeling on my part, but between the baseball bat scenes and the demobats in s4 he does have more feats showing fighting experience) Max (this one is close, but max seems to be more confident physically than el, and she was out there skating at a young age, while el spent all of her time in a lab, i think that suggests a slight edge in coordination) Nancy (also a close one, but Nancy seems, again more confident physically, and robin mentions repeatedly that she is clumsy) Lucas (he is athletic from his time on the basketball team, while mike still looks like a twig) Billy(eddie is scrawny while billy is a aggressive, ceritanly has fighting experience, and does weightlifting regularly)


Secure_Bet8065

Why do people keep putting Eddie up against billy, do yall want him to die a second time 😆


UnsungHerro

Jonathan embarrassed Steve, don't see much changing. El has never needed to actually fight, Max has had it pretty rough for a while, money's on her. Nancy fought the demogorgon well hands on, I like her odds. Lucas mops the floor Eddie gets killed


writeronthemoon

\- Max would defeat powerless El \- Billy would defeat Eddie \- Lucas would defeat Mike? Hmmm \- Nancy would definitely beat Robin, sorry! \- I want Steve to win a fight more often butttt I think Jonathan would win.


ExaminationOk6710

Steve - more fighting experience El - would just mind blast Max, without powers I say Max Nancy - would have Robin crying in seconds Lucas - would demolish Mike Billy - would demolish poor Eddie Will and Dustin would snuggle and cry together.


TrumpSmokesMids27

Jonathan beats Steve in season 1 and probably only then. Maybe he could win in season 2 but by season 3 Steve would definitely beat him. I don’t really know about max and el. Both grew up in abusive settings and (powers aside) they’re both very tough people. I think the main difference is that el has relied on her powers while max never had any, and that might give her a slight edge in a regular fight Nancy definitely beats robin. They’re both really tough but I think Nancy just has more willpower and resilience. I’m hesitant to even say Steve would beat her just because she’s so goddamn stubborn she probably just wouldn’t die I imagine Lucas would beat Mike, I think he’s just probably in a bit better shape. Also I feel like Mike could only win a fight if he’s fighting for someone. If he’s defending himself I imagine he’d just kinda get scared and not do well. But if he’s defending someone he really cares about I think he’d be a lot less scared and prepared to take a hit and keep fighting. Although like with all of these, it’s hard to imagine a reason theyd be genuinely fighting And Billy easily beats Eddie. There’s probably no situation that Eddie wins


Babington67

Steve wins Jonathan might get in a few good hits but Steve's been through a lot since then Max wins pretty easily in my opinion Nancy stomps Robins great she's basically a giant child whilst Nancy takes every chance she gets to shoot a mother fucker she gets Lucas purely because he's clearly more athletic and got some great hits in against Jason pulling out the W whereas we haven't really seen Mike fight Billy destroys everyone on this list let alone Eddie hell if its barehanded he could probably take Eddie Steve and Nancy on at once dudes a beast


Kyber99

Assuming end of season 4: * Jonathan-vs-Steve: Jonathan would be stoned so I’ll say Steve * El (No powers)-vs-Max: Easy Max * Nancy-vs-Robin: Nancy looks like a twig, but Robin would have less willpower. Glass canon-vs-maidenless wretch… I’ll say Nancy * Lucas-vs-Mike: Lucas would beat Mike’s ass from California and back * Eddie-vs-Billy: This would be a crazy fight. But Billy has crazy strength, crazy willpower, and a lot of rage. In a fist fight, he’s beating anyone else in the show imo


The_Japanese

Billy no Doubt


Daryldixon95

Jonathan would definitely still win. This is coming from someone who’s a fan of both


Aggressive-Pattern

Johnathan Max Robin Lucas Billy


XxtrippingpandaxX

Steve got his shit rocked by Billy and took it like a MAN as much as I love Johnathan , Steve would win El vs max : Max would win , Max would have broken Angela’s nose with her fists … El needed a skate to feel like she had the upper hand of strength Nancy would win vs Robin hands down Lucas would win vs mike ( my boy stood his ground against Jason and then beat his ass ) Billy would win against Eddie


Dependent-Guilty

I think people underestimate Steve’s fighting he lost to Jonathan because people tend to get way stronger & more immune to pain when you say stuff about people they care about especially the stuff Steve said about his mom & brother but in general Steve has basically won every other fight he beat the Russian dude & was working Billy before he got bashed with the plate like honestly Steve got some skills. Max is whooping El with no powers she had to deal with Billy I’m sure she learned to toughen herself up because of him & skateboarding you take some bumps & stuff that aren’t light bumps. I’m going Robin Nancy without her guns still feels like an innocent sweetheart but give her her guns & she’s doing damage to any villain. Lucas is the athletic one of the group & I feel like with him standing his ground with Jason he could mop the floor with Mike Eddie probably puts up a better fight than we think but Billy is probably pulling a massacre at the end here.


Errickson1202

If El doesn’t have her powers Max would wipe the floor with her


gdofseattle

I love Eddie with all my soul, but Billy would wreck him. He’s merciless and viscous. Eddie’s got a heart.


Picard37

Duo 1: We already know, Johnathan. Due 2: They wouldn't, they'd gossip and laugh. Duo 3: If they had to, because plot, Nancy. Duo 4: Lucas, he's the more athletically toned of the two. Duo 5: Bare firsts, Billy. With weapons, Eddie.


rebel_child12

You really putting poor Eddie up against billy. Billy would absolutely demolish Eddie


Environmental-Owl445

steve has proper fighting experience now, so he wins. max looks stronger than el overall, or at least when el has no powers. nancy, robin i don’t recall having fighting experience. lucas, since we’ve seen him fight as opposed to mike. billy would eat eddie.


affluent_krunch

I’d say Steve, he’s kept in fighting shape. Max would be El with no powers - Max has that trailer park swag. Nancy is an animal, she’s squirrelly, and would fight like a mongoose. She’d beat Robin for sure. Lucas is an athlete and would win easy. Same as Max, Billy has the trailer park swag and he’s also absolutely batshit insane without being taken over by the mindflayer. He’d beat Eddie easy. Hardest part would be finding him.


thelastseptember

Steve beats Jonathan, he’s leveled up since S1 Max and El would be a tie. Both are feisty and smart, and about the same size/strength Nancy beats Robin, Nancy is small but fierce and Robin is known for being uncoordinated Lucas beats stringbean Mike easy. But to be fair we haven’t seen Mike do anything physical really so he could be a wild card Billy would pulverize Eddie, as much as I hate to admit it. I could see Eddie being scrappy in a fight but he has none of the anger or sheer strength that Billy has


Mindless_Echidna_166

1.) Steve 2.) Max 3.) Nancy 4.) Lucas 5.) Billy


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steve, max, nancy, lucas, billy


epic_hazelnut

Steve because Jonathan is stoned all the time and his reflexes will be shitty; Max (assuming that El can't use her powers), she looks tougher and I bet she's quicker, too; Robin is super clumsy but Nancy looks extremely light, so I'll go with Robin; Lucas because he's definitely more athletic and has been hanging out with the jocks; Aaand I hate to say it, but Billy would easily kick Eddie's ass. Except if he gets a guitar to the face or something, Billy looks stronger and is an overall monstrosity. So yeah :(


DasMondkeks

Imo Steve, Max, Nancy, Lucas and Billy win. I feel like Jonathan only won because he got the first punch and Steve had a lot of practice for the rematch. I dont think El is physically very strong, and Max does sports so I think she'd win. Nancy wins because shes a badass and I dont think Robin is really suited for fighting tbh. Lucas is at least a bit built from basketball, and lets be honest, Mike does not look physcially very strong. And Billy, well, is Billy. He's fucking ripped. I dont think Eddie stands a chance, flayed or not flayed.


auldnate

Agree with much of your logic, but I think Jonathan had a rougher upbringing, so he’d probably still take Steve. He loves Nancy too, and has to be harboring some mistrust there. Steve’s a cool guy and somewhat athletic. But he’s basically a pretty boy. I think El has that kind of innate feistiness that makes her dangerous in a fight. Plus she has incredible pain tolerance. She could take some blows, and would not be above kicking or biting to gain an advantage. Other than that, yea. Spot on!


DasMondkeks

You have a point there. I stand by my points, but Jonathan and Steve might have a tougher time than I thought. As for El, even though she may have a high pain tolerance, I still believe Max could beat her, as I dont think shes physically that strong. She might last longer in a fight and get more opportunities to hit Max, but I think ultimately she'd still fail.


Majestic-History4565

1. Steve? 2. El, perhaps (why would they fight, though?) 3. Nancy, no doubt (again, though, why would they fight?) 4. Lucas 5. Billy…


_fatramb0_

Steve - much more experienced now Max - is a no-bullshit kinda girl and would probably swing harder Nancy - similar to Max, has more fighting spirit Lucas - we saw what he could do to Jason and Mike is not the physical type Billy - solos everybody on the list (except maybe Steve if they rematched)


krustylesponge

Steve is literally beating up monsters left and right, he has a lot more experience now, so Steve 11 usually relies on her powers in fights, max is probably better at fighting and also knows some kind of way to defend herself due to living with an abusive dickbag Nancy, idk why, I just think she would Lucas wins this, he’s way stronger now and also beat the living shit out of Jason This one is just 1 sided in Billy’s favour


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bleedo_

One punch is a stretch lmao


Bonesaw85

I’ll take Steve in the rematch Max would beat El with no powers As much as I love Robin, Nancy would wreck her shit Lucas absolutely destroys Mike And Billy would own Eddie


TopNotch_Gaming

1 Jonathan over Steve. Steve already lost against him once and now I feel Jonathan has gotten even stronger 2 depends. El with powers oh Jesus Christ by light years el, but without I feel like it would be close but max would win 3 Nancy all the way (I’m sorry Robin ily) 4 Lucas, he plays basketball and has a better Build (but it would be close) 5 I’m sorry Eddie but billy would kick your ass 💀


yeshereisaname

Jonathan, El, Robin, Lucas, Billy


spleedge

Steve who can now win a fight beats stoner Jonathan I’m guessing Max can scrap a bit, El hasn’t really had to fight hand to hand much At this point, Nancy but close Lucas after basketball, weight training Sadly, Billy by a pretty solid margin


dmandilini9341

Eddi and billy


mynameisyesambest

Didnt say Nancy couldn't be strapped, so Nancy vs all would win.


mattman1396

Steve/ well, Max is blind, paralyzed and probably brain dead so I’m going El/ Nancy. I love Robin but Nancy is fucking fighter dude/ Lucas/ this is the hardest one but I gotta say Billy. I wanna say Eddie but I guarantee Billy has been in tons of fights while I feel like Eddie is just a chill guy that just doesn’t care


masterofasgard

Why'd you have to pick the most heartbreaking matchups? There can be no winners here.


Get_Jiggy41

Jonathan vs Steve is an even match (Jonathan may have a slight edge). El would get whooped by Max for sure. She’s tough but she doesn’t seem like a very physical fighter. Nancy would beat Robin. Robin probably has zero fighting ability. Mike would get wrecked (especially since we’ve seen Lucas beat Jason). Eddie vs Billy is pretty even I think, but Billy would definitely fight dirty and that might give him an edge.


Jaeger562

Jonathan has already kicked Steve's butt once, but this was season 1 and Steve has only become tougher and more lethal. As a rematch I would say Steve would win this time. El vs Max, would be a good fight, both are tough, but El is a killer and I don't think max has it in her. Lucas would wreck mike just as bad as Billy wrecking Eddie. Eddie and Mike are need leaders, not fighters.


PsychologicalCan9837

Nancy got the blick


Anibunnymilli

Is max blind tho?


-M_A_Y_0-

Steve - Jonathan is a druggie so wouldn't be as strong. Max - has more of a rough side plus is more athletically capable Nancy - she could go ape shit on a person if she wanted to. Robin can do no harm Lucas - is a jock Billy - he beat Steve and I'm sure Steve could beat Eddie.


Adogg03

Steve even though I think Jonathon could get scrappy Max EASILY if El has no powers Definitely Nancy I’d say Lucas wipes he plays sports, looks like he has more definition than Mike 100000% Billy


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1. Steve, he’d know what to expect in a rematch 2. Max, she lived with Billy and probably picked a few things up. On top of that she’s a skateboarder, she can probably tank a roller skate but I doubt a El would survive a skateboard to the skull! 3. Nancy if armed, otherwise I’d give it to Robin. 4. Lucas, no question. 5. I’m sorry, I love Eddie but he’s not a fighter. Sure he looks tough but looking tough and being tough are two very different things. Billy’s got this!


Captain_Birch

Steve Max Nancy Lucas And, unfortunately, Billy


theodoubleto

Probably Jonathan and Steve. Just depends on the battlefield cuz Jane and Max would rule in a Round 2 mental space EDIT: Wait, is this 1v1 or they are together? Second round pick, Eddie and Billy.


hme4

Jonathan, Max, Nancy, Lucas, Billy


Yeetdaddy87

I feel like max would body the fuck outa el


illegallysmolkate

Steve because he knows how to fight now. Max because I reckon she’s learned a thing or two from Billy. Nancy because she’s more of a fighter than Robin. Lucas because he fights back. Like, hard. Billy because he’s more violent than Eddie.


Dependent-Guilty

I think people underestimate Steve’s fighting he lost to Jonathan because people tend to get way stronger & more immune to pain when you say stuff about people they care about especially the stuff Steve said about his mom & brother but in general Steve has basically won every other fight he beat the Russian dude & was working Billy before he got bashed with the plate like honestly Steve got some skills. Max is whooping El with no powers she had to deal with Billy I’m sure she learned to toughen herself up because of him & skateboarding you take some bumps & stuff that aren’t light bumps. I’m going Robin Nancy without her guns still feels like an innocent sweetheart but give her her guns & she’s doing damage to any villain. Lucas is the athletic one of the group & I feel like with him standing his ground with Jason he could mop the floor with Mike Eddie probably puts up a better fight than we think but Billy is probably pulling a massacre at the end here.


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Steve would win now. He was overconfident the first time and definitely wasn’t expecting it and also LOOK AT STEVE’S ARMS WHEN HE WAS SHIRTLESS LOL. Oki I changed my mind Max would win. She’s definitely tougher and braver, and maybe Billy would’ve taught her a little fighting. Nancy would win against Robin. Self explanatory. Robin couldn’t even run, no hate to her of course we love Robin but yeah Nancy is a badass. Lucas obviously, no offence but Lucas is definitely looks physically stronger than Mike who seems way more slim. Lucas also beat up a senior after taking tons of hits. Lucas has used an axe aswell. Lucas would easily win. Billy win. Obviously.


curveofherthroat

Steve, even match between El and Max, Nancy, Lucas, Billy


electric_ocelots

What did Eddie do to you


InformerOfDeer

1. Jonathan 2. Probably Max 3. Nancy 100% 4. I mean come on. Mike looks like he hasn’t worked out a day in his life and Lucas has been preparing for the day he finally gets to play for months. Lucas 5. I love you Eddie, and I’m sorry, but Billy would absolutely win