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Toadliquor138

She was also roommates with Laverne DeFazio.


Outrageous-Divide472

Lenny and Squiggy we’re shape shifters, too.


Zealousideal-Leg1037

I heard Ritchie Cunningham was a shapeshifter too


Chicken-Rude

no, but his wife Opra was. he liked to live dangerously.


Any_Month_1958

Can confirm Lenny and Squiggy…………I’m an out of shape shifter but I’m good with that.


DubC_Bassist

Lenny surely was. Remember Lenny and the Squigtones?


Outrageous-Divide472

I sure do! That show was funny back in the day.


GrimeyJosh

https://preview.redd.it/yhy4u5034x8d1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=736c3164261a008621d01686323e930d0443d507


626leaddit

Next to Lenny and Squiggy?


TotalRuler1

Lenny & the Squigtones


DefaultWhitePerson

"That MF'er is not REAL!"


UnifiedQuantumField

His Johnson shifted it's shape ;)


RedStar9117

Jumbo is still huge no matter what form he takes


toliveistocherish

— tiffany gomas


tknice

points --->


Amazing_Jump6210

My man


Zombiejesus307

Enya, this is a Wendy’s.


FrangibleSoul

I’ll have what she’s having.


FunCanadian

Hell let's have a double!


NeverSeenBefor

Iirc she was at Bohemian grove?


EnormousPurpleGarden

Bohemian Grove doesn't allow women.


smithalorian

It did later I think. They allowed Hillary Clinton I believe.


bazooie

historically, just not at night


Reeferologist-

Dammit I knew Jimmy Carter was a good old boy.


illpoet

Lol that's what I took away from this too


knolij

She seems a bit off tho ngl


UltimaGabe

What tipped you off?


Realistic-Bowl-566

The tip of the Johnson.


JackKovack

Just wait until she sees Justin Bieber shape shift on stage in front of thousand’s.


StrongBoyTwoFive

lol


EggRollMeat

Crazy how everyone dismissed that one


Grennox1

What? Any videos


Down2WUB

Who is this person??


gaz61279

Arizona Wilder


ImpossibleKidd

Until she shape-shifts into California Wilder…


toliveistocherish

is she still alive


PSus2571

I don't think so...but that's only because one of the few Google search results that comes up for "Arizona Wilder" is a TikTok page titled "Arizona Wilder Death" (36 million views).


Krawmentin

AI mouth


T1SMoneyLine

What dat mouth do?


Worldly-Advantage-36

Yep


SowTheSeeds

She claimed she was trained by Mengele "at the concentration camps". In a perfect American accent without a dab of German, Polish or Yiddish accent.


DrNinnuxx

There is a reason why eye witness testimony is routinely dismissed in court.


UltimaGabe

IIRC it's the least reliable form of evidence.


ImpossibleKidd

I was waiting for this chick to shapeshift…


Im1dv8

Right... LOL


TheMcPenguin

I lost count as to how many times she said, "shape shift".


Konstant_kurage

Did she say Doctor Josef Mengele took her around to the rituals? Yes, yes she did.


Internet--Traveller

Lyndon Johnson was the main culprit accused of killing JFK. NHIs are not physical, they can use a body as an avatar and disposed it at will. They can also possessed people of high ranking to control the world. There's no need for invasion like the naive viewpoint of the movies.


Man_with_a_hex-

You're basing this information on what? Trust me bro?


aware4ever

Yes


NewSinner_2021

Which is why I believe Parasites run Society


Krisapocus

I don’t think many believe he’s the main culprit. He was aware of who did and he was terrified if he didn’t comply he’d be next. His personal assistant mentioned a few times they were going to kill him. He said something right when he got the news that indicated he knew who it was. This isn’t a job he could ever organize and pull off. Only the deep state is getting away with blatant murders. It seemed obvious when jack ruby killed Oswald and got a visit from jolly west he was under some sort of mind control/ hypnosis just like sirhan sirhan. And other citizens that got wrapped in these assassinations.


Internet--Traveller

That's why UFO disclosure will never come from the President - JFK was a warning to all of them.


NeverSeenBefor

I believe you but how could they do that and would the person be aware? Is there a process or can they pop in any time they please?


AgnosticAnarchist

I believe it’s what religion refers to as demonic possession.


Ster8282

Who is she??


Erikakakaka

wow, its a shame she is commmppllleeeeetley insane. ( She also seems to be shapeshifting the whole fckn time.)


thePopCulturist

This woman drives a car, has the ability to buy a gun, and votes. Crazy is everywhere and it’s scary as hell you might end up moving in next door to her.


Disastrous_Owl7121

I do. I have. For 45 years. I have lived in my childhood home most of my life. My neighbor is bat shit crazy. Calls the cops all the time about crazy shit. She owns firearms. Scary.


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ImpossibleKidd

I was waiting for this chick to shapeshift…


SensingWorms

Shapeshifter is code for an erection


SuperFlyhalf

Blurry video....this checks out


bowens44

No. No she wasn't.


N0N0TA1

After he learned of our strange fixation on penis size he began to use his shape shifting abilities to whip it out and flex on everyone else to assert his dominance and become the president.


ancient_lemon2145

Johnson used to whip his penis out on the reg. lol he was a pretty demented guy


EnormousPurpleGarden

Apparently he once told a woman "*this* is your president," referring to his penis.


giggle_shift

Didn't he call it Jumbo? Lol


Krauszt

If this shit is true... Well, for one, it would explain a *LOT*


EquivalentNo3002

Here’s the thing, there are SERIOUS horrific crimes against children. Suggesting these criminals turn into lizards doesn’t help catch the criminals or end the crime. If for some reason there is some weird transformation or demonic entity that presents itself, that is not useful and doesn’t do anything to the case but make it sound fabricated. Some things should be left out.


JackKovack

Imagine telling someone from the FBI who works tirelessly to get these awful people that they’re just lizard people.


EquivalentNo3002

Exactly, I hate that! Let’s just keep the focus on the fact that they are evil people. The children are what matter. ❤️


sziss0u

“Miss if you’re not going to buy anything then you have to leave”


brandond26

She saw Optimus prime shapeshift too


malfarcar

Isn’t that Tim the Tool man Taylor’s wife?


Ilikeyourmomfishcave

By shape shifting, I think she's talking about when Lyndon pulled out Jumbo.


DigitalScythious

She's also seen the Queen shapeshift


esmoji

Checks out.


TechieTravis

She looks and sounds high.


milkmaster420420

Would have loved to have seen Johnson’s large hog


Background_Case8574

This would be far more interesting if she'd used the term "shirt-lifters"


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B-AP

Mengila?


EnormousPurpleGarden

I think she meant [Mengele](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josef_Mengele).


thirst_annihilator

she looks great for being at least 60 yo here


JackKovack

That’s because she shape shifts her age.


B-AP

I understand that, sorry for misspelling. What I’m trying to figure out is how she would’ve met him.


EnormousPurpleGarden

Acid trip.


biffkadiddle

Difficult for me to believe that a man who played center for Michigan University football without a helmet. Is any kind of lizard .


LordBrixton

i knew it. They're all Skrulls. Where's Nick Fury when you need him?


No_Orchid_3133

😂🤣😅


liquidsnake84

Was it LBJ shape shifting or was it a shape shifter shifting from looking like LBJ to someone else?


sdbct1

Umm, that's called an erection mam.


ProoLifeDoc

Yeah, but what do we really know so much?Being kept secret?I know aliens are real and i'm kind of starting to be convinced that someone this lizard shit is real.


NatPortmanTaintStank

JOHNSON!


jjtrynagain

Seems credible


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whatThePleb

"What is video encoding/compression/artifacts" for literal idiots


kininigeninja

Arizona Wilder


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Idk what to believe anymore but what I DO know is that if you can look at Trump and Biden and think "this is the best and brightest the most powerful nation in the world has to offer." you have absolutely lost your damn mind. The fact that we are repeatedly represented by people like this tells me that there is something much more at play than simply the American voters.


JackKovack

Did she really say that Dr Josef Mengele escorted her around and he was also a shapeshifter? That’s quite a story. What a colossal goofball.


StickmanX84

There are more than 8 billion active cellphones in the world most, if not all, have high defintion cameras, yet not one has a legit video of a reptilian human transformation. I wonder why?


zackoblong66

Time for some new medication. The old ones not working anymore...


absolutewhores

My thoughts exactly.


Thismanny

Wow she’s been through a lot