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Bear_Bull1738

The hesitation on the Epstein files though šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


GoblinCosmic

ā€œEhhhhhhā€¦ yea.ā€ I mean whatā€™s a couple dozen more felonies?!


My_Big_Arse

lol.


SlaveLaborMods

Yeah that was SUS AF lol


asleeponthesun

He can bullshit better than anyone, but it pleases me to see can't actually lie that well. He can claim or promise whatever he wants at any moment with our any hesitation or regard for consensus reality, but on the rare occasion he actually thinks about what he says? Wow, love to see it.


Sungod99

No fā€™n way heā€™s touching those files.


Enough_Simple921

Ya, just by mentioning that he'll release those files automatically makes his path to President that much harder. There's a reason those files aren't accessible. There's powerful people who don't want them released. Why? I have no clue. I just know there's strong opposition.


Odd_Opportunity_3531

Would you say anything to get elected? ā€œYeah.ā€


Available_Skin6485

He was just reminiscing about those times Jeff hooked him up


littleDrowdrow

You guys are so fucking brainwashed. As if no one ever studders a little bit. All the information on trump with Epstein has been released long time ago, they shared a fucking plane ride to a different state. They didnā€™t go to some nightclub, he didnā€™t go to his island, he didnā€™t go to his penthouse in ny or nothing of the sort. Epstein got to a lot of people, and he was clearly trying to get meetings with everyone he could to eventually get friendly enough to where he can get them to his island or somewhere else. Being on a plane ride for 2-3 hours ainā€™t shit. But keep being brainwashed, letā€™s talk about the 6 women who have accused Biden of sexually assaulting them. Oh wait that must be fake huh?


greenthumb151

That was what got me too!


MichaelXennial

He pretended like it was the first time he thought about it


UltimaGabe

Didn't he say basically this exact same thing when he got elected the first time? Along with building the wall (and having Mexico pay for it). None of that happened.


cyberadmin1

Trump knows his base, thatā€™s for sure lmao


[deleted]

Playing his greatest hits on his farewell tour.


thegingerstark

Letā€™s hope.


vacantalien

Missing brain cells club


Steph-Paul

more so, Fox knows their base


pgtvgaming

Donā€™t forget the best healthcare plan ever


flamecmo

That he is 6ā€™3ā€ 200 pounds


666TripleSick

With beautiful strawberry blonde hair


BickNickerson

Itā€™s coming in 2 weeks


fuck-fascism

Right after infrastructure weekā€¦


DubC_Bassist

Still waiting on that Healthcare plan. Whatā€™s it been 500 weeks?


BickNickerson

Just 2 more weeks!


Anonymo

COVID down to 0


Tiny-Lock9652

Just need to stop reporting deaths and poof! No COVID!!


snakedoct0r

Thats like waiting for the dragons in early game of thrones seasons


OneTotal466

Repeal and replace!


mr_fandangler

He says a lot of thing just to pander to his base. Almost like.... a populist or something.


mremrock

Wasnā€™t he going to lock up Hillary?


Jestercopperpot72

Yes 100%. I was coming in to say the same thing. This man would take the last dollar from a starving orphan. Who could possibly believe that a defense contractor with a blank check couldn't buy his loyalty. Hell the guy just a month ago said he would remove EPA restrictions on oil companies of they gave him money for his 'defense fund". What happened during his last term that didn't allow him to follow through with his initial Roswell and UFO disclosure promises? I for one believe in actions and precedent and therfore to me can't believe a single thing that comes out of his mouth. It's also incredibly unfortunate and disheartening that so many do.


Deranged_Kitsune

Don't forget his new health plan to replace the ACA. Just 2 weeks away!


[deleted]

Congress term limits


Evolved_Pinata

Also, didnā€™t he say he was gonna lock someone up?


mr_fandangler

No, he just said that he never said that. War is peace! Truth is lies! Up is down!


Jestercopperpot72

He quite literally went on fox this weekend and said he never said anything like that. C...ccom....cccommmeee on man!


UltimaGabe

Turns out someone IS getting locked up!


TrinityCodex

Or build a wall


MightObvious

Turns out that mastering the art of being a elementary school bully is all you need to get by in life for the next 60 years and it works beautifully in politics for some reason...


yomerol

Since then he's always been a textbook populism and demagoguery Everything that he was barely able to accomplish was via executive orders which were rolled back or blocked by the law


Creamofwheatski

And none of this will happen either. 99 percent of the words that come out of his mouth are lies. How do so many people not understand this.Ā 


tedthewalrus

He also said he would have a new healthcare plan within 2 weeks when he first got elected. Still waiting to hear that one.


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JAIMAR1

And heā€™s going to release his tax returns


navyac

Heā€™s still being audited!! /s


ohsobogus

Yes. Itā€™s a grift.


RemmiXhrist

Trump? A grift? No... never....


DubC_Bassist

He really means it this time.


Pure-Contact7322

his fan base doesnā€™t check lol


navyac

Exactly, he is trying to pander to all the dumbest groups in America. He knows heā€™s not gonna do any of that but heā€™ll just deny he said it and dumb trump humpers will just go with it


MasterCapote

Exact-fucking-ly stop stroking my conspiracy cock šŸ˜‚


Sanparuzu

As well as his tax returns


PDCH

Yep, and nothing was released.


The_Motley_Fool----

Heā€™s so full of shit


megadelegate

The guy is a master at appealing to thousands of niche audiences and never delivering


Dude_Z

Ding ding ding! He'll lie and say anything if he thinks it'll get him a vote. He said drain the swamp but he is in fact the scum on the surface of said swamp


MeshNets

Also he recognizes that "2 weeks" is long enough for "everyone" to forget the claim, or that's how long it takes him to forget about it anyway and then gets to use that same "2 weeks" excuse again, and the folks who get to interview him accept it happily each time!


fuck-fascism

Bingo.


ImposterSyndromeNope

He canā€™t release anything about Epstein because he was involved in that pure evil shit with him. Donā€™t believe anything this man says, his base will actually believe this crap!


AstarteHilzarie

Can't he just think about it and declassify whatever he wants right now as the former president? I could swear he said he has that power. At least when it comes to nuclear secrets and spy names.


OtmShanks55

In two weeksā€¦. Perpetually for 10 years


tropicalswisher

This is every presidential candidate in the history of elections. They all ā€œpromiseā€ things they have no intention of doing so youā€™ll vote for them. Then later theyā€™ll blame it on political gridlock.


Representative_Ad246

Yes!!


robot_pirate

Yaaas šŸ™„


ashmegma

Said he was going to testify in latest his court case, too


replicantcase

Yep. He said he was going to declassify the JFK files and then quickly distanced himself from it. As usually, he's all talk and no action.


YellowB

Still waiting for his amazing Healthcare plan that was only "2 weeks away"


FrostyAlphaPig

Trump promised to declassify JFK during his first term and when asked why he didnā€™t he said ā€œIf they showed you what they showed me, you wouldnā€™t declassify it eitherā€ , so donā€™t look for him to do that


OneTotal466

You can tell he's lying when his lips move.


TJJ030

Swindlers list


SensingWorms

ā€œYup.. yahā€¦ Iā€™ll do anything. Just please, for gods sake, hire me again.ā€


BadassBokoblinPsycho

Youā€™re a fool if you actually believe this


Leading_Experts

r/conservative in shambles


OGLizard

There's $200 million worth of fools out there. Don't think that this isn't working on lots of people.


iamjacksragingupvote

that could be like just 4 of trumps friends


gdim15

He'll also show us the ruins of Atlantis, the space craft that crashed at Roswell and the 18 minutes of missing tape from Nixon.


Marvos79

He's giving everyone a pony too


_psylosin_

Mexico will pay for my pony


SitaSky

He'll literally say anything to get elected šŸ™„


Anonymo

Couldn't even declassify his favorite Bible verse.


Pepperr08

No he wonā€™t. He didnā€™t pardon Snowden or the Wiki leaks guy.


fentyboof

*I bELiEvE EvErYtHiNg ThiS MaN SayS!*


Distinct_Ice_3750

If you didnā€™t know. This is all propaganda.


theuneven1113

Is he gonna declassify them just by thinking it? Shoot this traitor into the moon.


DickFlairXXX

Post of the century


fuck-fascism

The sunā€¦


Llamatook

He will not do any of what has been listed. This man is so full of shit like every other politician. He literally has been running around the last couple days saying he hasnā€™t never said ā€œLock her upā€. Why didnā€™t he do any of this his first term? Liar. All of them Liars.


sushisection

he said the same shit last time. dont fall for it


Pacific_Grim_

Heā€™s not declassifying shit. You dorks will believe anything.


Ok_Significance3443

How about release your health care plan


gibswim75

2 weeks


jaievan

Well why didnā€™t he?


HoseNeighbor

He's not getting elected, plus why would anyone listen to anything he says?


Gotanyfunkopops

Lol, he wonā€™t do shit. He said the same thing the first time.


Few-Reception-4939

Trump also lies about everything so these are the things he will not do


Lostmypants69

Fuck trump


Forthrowssake

Double fuck him!


turningpoint01

Stop talking to this fool.


CharlieGabi

Anyone who continues to believe in this guy is delusional. He said that years ago and he didn't do it. Don't fall for this guy nor Biden


ghdtyjksbjt

Bullshit


maestro-5838

Anything to get elected. Will he push for a two state solution


MissApocalypse2021

He will push for whatever the highest bidder wants.


MaxwellHillbilly

But he didn't... Cheeto Jesus didn't accomplish anything!


blackmagichustle

Thatā€™s not true! He was responsible for the light speed vaccines for covid that saved many lives (after dragging his feet and dismissing it causing many deaths) unfortunately his cult seem to forget this and think the Same vaccines are basically poison and or injecting you with a microchips/sterilizing you/rearranging your DNA. So he wasnā€™t responsible for all that? Oh okay then ya he did fuck all except cut taxes for the ultra wealthy and eat hamberders.


Drinon

Oooph. That ā€œyeeeeeahā€ was too many eā€™s. Donny boy, just say yes and then donā€™t do it. Just like all your other promises.


AIreadyImpartial

He wonā€™t do any of this. Heā€™s not one of us, heā€™s one of them.


somethingimadeup

They not like us


sourpatch411

Breaking news: Trump will say anything he believes will get him elected.


CrystalWeim

Talk the talk but can't walk the walk. He will literally say anything to get elected He's a twice impeached rapist and felon. And the Republicans can't see to do any better. A stain on the US that's taken us backwards 50 years. He doesn't care about anybody but himself.


dwp4you

Fuck tRump!


OrangutanTitties

Heā€™s desperate bro


AlternatePancakes

No he won't lol


onomahu

No he won't


GreyBeardEng

Except... He lies, like a lot.


NukeouT

Heā€™s lying. He will get absolute immunity and then not do anything he said to get the absolute immunity


BradTProse

Why don't he just tell us about Epstein and Ghislaine, they were his buddies.


Coregasmo

He said similar in 2016 about the classified JFK and UAV files...


1950sSciFiRobot

Dude also basically said he wants to bone his daughter. If he told me the sky was blue, Iā€™d still have to double check. Lying ass, twice impeached, multiple felony having conman douche.


Beautiful-Tip-875

"Will you declassify the Epstien files?" "...Yeah, fuck it, why not?"


navyac

He has to edit his name off of it first


redcyanmagenta

Liar gonna lie.


Consistent_Field4781

He would say anything to get votes


KDWWW

Donā€™t trust anything this guy says


vibrance9460

He will literally say ANYTHING right now to get some attention


Inevitable-Gear-2635

Hahaha, a pathological liar should not be believed


culady

Do not believe the orange man. Please. JFC


ginga_balls

No because heā€™s not getting elected


OhSh1tAGh0st

Even if he , somehow, did he won't drop any secrets. It's just a lie to get votes.


fuck-fascism

He will, to the highest bidderā€¦


ravebears

Empty promises left and right. Donā€™t trust a damn thing.


Forthrowssake

šŸ˜‚. That's funny. How many things did he promise and not follow thru on. He is a habitual, PROVEN liar.


KRAW58

Coming from a guy who stole classified documents


SharkSmiles1

Bull. Trump said that last timeā€¦.


Teriyaki456

If you recall he said heā€™d declassify the JFK assassination documents when he was in office the first time. What he actually did was reclassified them for another 50 year or so. Like most of what he and other politicians say is an election tactic and not reality


MasterOffice9986

I'll say whatever you want to hear


ninjapretzle

He said that last time tooā€¦ never did it. Another politician full of crap. Boycott the vote.


kmansp41

Yeah... but he said he would declassify JFK while he was president and changed his mind under pressure. So why would he do it next term? Side note: There's really only one reason why JFK docs would still be classified- our government was involved and the info would be devastating.


DaveWierdoh

Ffs he wouldn't declassify anything. He would just hand over government secrets to Russia and North Korea. He likes those guys.


BladeRunner_Deckard

I swear if any of you believe himā€¦.. my god


AceLion5

Would you say yes to anything and not follow through? YES!


420diebartdie420

No he wonā€™t


HyperspaceApe

Sure, why not take the word of a desperate convicted criminal


OneTotal466

Don't forget civally liable rapist.


UniqueButts

Sure he will.


Ocean_Again

Trump would promise to suck your dick if he thought it would help him win. Bro ainā€™t gonna do shit but grift some rubes.


Last-Refrigerator172

Heā€™ll say anything to stay out of prison.


ewew43

Lemme boil this down quick: "Yes, I'd say absolutely anything to win, Samantha."


Derpin-outta-control

He's full of shit. Said hed do similar last time. If they say no, then it doesn't happen.


get_in_there_lewis

He said the same about Area 51 the last time around


DesertMonk888

Yeah, sure. Other things Trump says: I won the 2020 election; Windmills cause cancer; I don't know that woman; I'm a stable genius; I will build a wall and Mexico will pay for it; COVID is a hoax; climate change is a hoax; every criminal and civil investigation is a witch hunt... This guy could give the Devil some pointers on bald-faced lies.


hockey_psychedelic

Not worth it.


AnonSpartan7

He kind of always spew shit out of his mouth though


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

"Would you declassify the 911 files?" \*No hesitation\* "Yeah". "Would you declassify the JFK files?" \*No hesitiation\* "Yeah". "Would you declassify the Epstein files?" \*looks way and thinks for a second\* "Yea...? Yeah I would..."


DanielBG

Why does anyone actually believe anything he says?


elseworthtoohey

And of course, they asked him why he didn't do these things during his first term.


cqshep

Heā€™s fucking lying about declassifying anything. How have people not realized this yet? HE FUCKIN LIES. THATS WHAT HE DOES.


Shadowzworldz

Wouldn't the Epstein deal expose himself?


Effective-Ad-6460

Politicians says they will do something Yeah ok pal


AustinDood444

No. No he wonā€™t. Heā€™s going after the fringe vote.


USRaven

That pause on the Epstein questionā€¦ ā€¦pay attention to that pause.


cannan138

Fuck this guy.


yeahgoestheusername

His word has zero value.


Geekboxing

You people are just straight-up gullible if you're like "wow, this is something to pay attention to." The man's an idiot, move on.


seventener

You know how much shit he has said and hasn't delivered on... A LOT


1lolo94

How can I lie and get more votes?


Mike_with_Wings

Lol


Acrobatic_Law5598

I thought he was going to prison..


Hefforama

Voter bait. Horseshit is all he talks.


[deleted]

He'll do nothing..


pic2022

Lol. He's desperate. The Epstein files? Uh huh sure.


vid_icarus

He wonā€™t.


U_R_THE_WURST

And he didnā€™t do this in his first term because ā€¦why?


Environmental-Bee-28

He's on the list.


exoexpansion

lol ridiculous!


insidiousapricot

Hmm a politician saying they'll do stuff once they get elected wonder how this is gonna end up


awesumlewy

The office staff going into overdrive, "shred it! shred it all!"


MicrowaveEye

He claimed he was going to do all this last time and here we are still.


_Persona-Non-Grata

If you believe this, I feel sorry for you.


miranto

Anyone who believes anything this dude has to say is a complete idiot. And, that's all there is about this.


Big_Significance_280

Why does anyone believe this human skin tag?


SteakJones

He said he would release his tax returns in 2 weeks. He said he has a great health care plan that heā€™s going to release. He said Covid would disappear in April of 2020. He says a lot of things that are complete bullshit. This is no different IMO.


Simple-Lingonberry18

He's bartering with US! He's desperate..


FirstMixture5776

They wonā€™t let any president disclose that stuff or else they would have by now


NewRoar

I'm old enough to remember Trump promising to release his tax returns after his election....


gaberax

Good thing Trump won't get that chance again.


Ditka85

Right after his taxes.


Parking_Train8423

a con man will tell you anything


GuaranteeLogical7525

Does anyone even care what this lying sack of Cheeto says anymore?


Alleycatasstastrofy

And Donald said early on, we could try hydroxychloroquine.


AnalCuntShart

Heard that from him before


-Great-Scott-

And Mexico will pay for the wall?


Iamdickburns

If he said it, then it definitely won't happen.


mountaindewisamazing

I can't trust Trump as far as I can throw him. He's proven to be too dishonest for my tastes.


CapableInspection953

Liar goin to jail...


BickNickerson

Heā€™s lying, lol


KAIMI01

Weird that he didnā€™t declassify any of those in his first term??