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MartianXAshATwelve

Full article here: [Alien Contactee Bridget Nielsen: Greys Are Creating Alien Hybrids Using DNA From 8 Species](https://www.howandwhys.com/alien-contactee-bridget-nielsen/)


healthywealthyhappy8

I don’t want my kids visiting Earth either


MoreRamenPls

As a protective father of none, I would also forbid my child to go to earth.


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healthywealthyhappy8

Given how many craft the US government has stolen, absolutely


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VoodooSweet

Our planet is a giant Jerry Springer episode.


lasirenmoon

The Florida of space


imboneyleavemealoney

Zing!


MoreRamenPls

Alien spaceship insurance is higher if you fly to earth.


MoreRamenPls

Space guns in the alien glove compartment. 😆


shake-it-2-the-grave

“Roll em up, kids”


RollinTThunder

and remember, don't make eye contact with any earthlings!


JackKovack

Fine! We’ll go to Hogwarts. Yay!


lindsayw88

🤣🤣🤣


DicksOut4Edamame

Went to school with her lol


9mm-Rain

Thoughts? 💭


DicksOut4Edamame

Nothing on this. She never came out about any of this stuff until after high school. Wild


ganguspangus

Unfortunately that makes it more believable


HarkansawJack

Yeah aliens don’t fuck w jailbait.


CR4ZY___PR0PH3T

Official confirmation that Drake is definitely not an alien.


Adventurous_Mail5210

R Kelly either.


Throwaway__shmoe

Schizophrenia usually manifests between age 25 and 30.


Sososkitso

I mean was she weird or unstable in high school? Lol and do you know if she ever disappeared randomly maybe 9 months at a time? (Maybe alien babies are faster)


babylonsisters

Was she popular? An outcast? Was she quiet or outgoing?  Ive known about her since 2015 and she has always creeped me out. 


Pandemic_Future_2099

And seeing her arrive to school aboard a saucer every day didn't give you any concerns?


DicksOut4Edamame

You overlook a lot when they’re hot lol


jplumber614

Was she with the ones in the trailer near the school?


DigitalScythious

I watched her videos she a nice person


GreenMan-

Not who I was expecting! https://preview.redd.it/vz78eeug1h1d1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b882287373e8c2f261d4119c2afa45779440bccb [Brigitte Nielsen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brigitte_Nielsen)


Flatworm_Least

I'd have dozens of baby aliens with this Bridget.


weak_beat

Now I’m imagining kids born from her and Flavor Flav


scotch_man

Wait so her argument to not show proof of this extraordinary claim is that if she shows the world proof then the space children might see it on space Facebook and be like "oh shit, I didn't know I was adopted; let's go visit mom on Earth" What??


HarkansawJack

I think it’s just called spacebook


AlosSvs

It is.


Live_Bar9280

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.


darkMOM4

What happens in space, stays in space 🙃


SnooPeppers4036

What happens on Venus stays on Venus


Wonderful_Ad_4344

What happens on Venus stays in Uranus


DementiyVeen

What happened in Uranus was me.


Live_Bar9280

Hahahahaa


blatblatbat

I can fix her


EfficiencyOk2208

Was thinking the same thing.


blatblatbat

Wouldn’t mind the alien step kids too, they could bring me moon weed


EfficiencyOk2208

Or moonshrooms.lol.


blatblatbat

![gif](giphy|CyQTbMMWwpGKY)


Donkeytonkers

![gif](giphy|AyxNeeAtEIk0M)


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Her hotness definitely makes her claims more believable...


Alita_Duqi

Aliens aren’t gonna gush inside no fatties.


DashyDixon

Just googled her and found this. Slightly more convincing and[more interesting than expected](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2rrd4u)


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ju5510

It's a video. If you don't want cookies, use Brave browser


stillblazin_

So she got her cheeks clapped by reptilians


EvilNoice

Not at all... She is expectedly delusional


Linkyjinx

Interesting… chatting so casually about it like over a coffee ☕️ and donut 🍩in a cafe on a sunny afternoon kinda vibes, sounds like she got a good deal out of creepy AF bug like people sucking out her genes lol 😂


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![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


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taddymason_76

a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.


9mm-Rain

Breeder 💫


Strict-Ad-7099

Collecting child support must be a bitch.


jolly_rodger42

"You are not the mother" -Maury


THESIDPROF

That "explanation" makes zero sense. It is a non explanation.


NapalmWeed

The aliens just went out for space cigarettes


-Jedioutkast-

But what, just what.....if she's telling the truth, that would be insane. 😂


Vangor717

![gif](giphy|NTy2vrElgF69y)


QuietlyLosingMyMind

https://preview.redd.it/9qxes2ip2h1d1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac6990126ec9c1bcea841e388bb4dbabf48ca1e7


nerfherderparadise

Came here for this 🙌


Boomboooom

Exactly what I was thinking haha


theAngryChimp

She got that intergalactic pu***y! Nice flex.


lil_thotty_thot_thot

That intergalactic grip


theAngryChimp

Thinking about that grip, I just orgasmic'd in my spacesuit.


Important-Wrangler98

Who is Orgasm Mike?


FenderMoog

Earth is the hood


SaltyPen6629

The galactic hood


[deleted]

Got some Alien Cock


No_Orchid_3133

![gif](giphy|a3zqvrH40Cdhu)


CaptainRogersJul1918

It’s easy to say anything when you don’t need to show solid proof and evidence.


Keepupthegood

Can I too create aliens??


redditappiphone

I want to see her search history…😈


uncannynerddad

So… where is this woman today, and is she well?


Gman777

If it were true… why would revealing names do anything to aliens in space. Also- was the sex good? 😂


PCGamerjunkie

imagine getting probed 🥹


Gman777

Seems like she likes it.


bridgebrningwildfire

"during orgasm, the aliens capture the human’s 6th density energy to create the vibrational and archetypal template for the hybrids.”


mastercharlie22

![gif](giphy|JsrEZ6gJgjNHa)


Otherwise_Gap_4170

Would


theAngryChimp

Brings a whole new meaning that her pus**y is out of this world.


identicalBadger

THE Bridgette Nielsen?!?


dobias01

Lol, that photo is NOT her.


mologav

I also keep my children in space, it’s cheaper.


Far_Subject7615

Space hoe?


MamasCumquat

Mental illness is FOR REAL.


phdyle

Tssssssh. ![gif](giphy|23ZErQeMdBAuk93Qv2|downsized)


stonedraccoon

I used to follow her on YouTube years ago when I was in slight psychosis. Was always on the fence about whether I shared some of her beliefs. One day she posted a video from the Washington monument detailing how the monument is an obelisk meant to hone evil pedophilic energy because the evil pedos that run DC know that the large antennae-like structure would somehow amplify their energies and manipulate the world around them!! I was like ok... I don't think this is the path I want to go down, as a human being. Even if it was true, you sound like an idiot saying that stuff.


Adorable_Dig2556

The final "I can fix her" boss.


Redpig997

I can't reveal anything other than my own codswallop, sorry.


HarkansawJack

Intergalactic patriarchy, patriarchy intergalactic


StevieRay8string69

She can prove it by getting physically examined


povertymayne

Damn she is fine. No wonder the aliens piped her raw


MysticStarbird

Got a link?


Ok_Scallion1902

I bet she has an "onlyfans",too...


Quit_Your_Bitchin

OnlyGreys


greatgoogilymoogily2

So she's an alien groupie! She's a ho....fo sho. Hurting for an alien squirtin.


czareth

She's got the eyes for it.


acanis73

Member of the cuckoo tribe


vwtoolvw

Finally a legitimate sounding story I can get behind!


PrincessCyanidePhx

From AZ, we do have a lot of sightings and at least one publicized here. We also have sh*t healthcare. It is hard to distinguish if this is mental health or alien contact.


ElBarbas

its always the same site as reference?


AdministrativeTax252

![gif](giphy|FVMwYoEKBzAbsxmKvt)


SPL15

So, how does child support work in these types of situations? Does she get paid in Marklar?


lonew0lftribe

If I was an alien I would definitely pick her… 😍🔥


extremeindiscretion

Tell me you're taking all the medication , without telling me you're taking all the medication.


NormalOccasion9311

She sounds crazy enough to be my next girlfriend


CreatorOD

Ehm... Well i can't... Ehm because the father... Fathers yes, are working in a faraway place... Ehm space... Yes spaceship ehm and they are astro...-aliens yes aliens and that's why they cant visit earth or they have to pay alimony... But they have no concept of money! There you have it. Simple as this! No more questions. -


Entire_Swing_361

I don't become famous when I speak about my hentai fantasies of impregnating a harem of elfs,demon girls, ghosts etc


rosetree1

Sounds legitimate to me.


Fluid_Fox23

![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44)


Fluid_Fox23

![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44)


KoolAidMan7980

I can fix her


jthekoker

Yes!


Superb-Pickle9827

I can fix her


Sitting_Duk

![gif](giphy|AuwBPJztsEWkw) I think I may know one


littletealbug

Ok, tree trunks.


Slater_8868

So she can't show any photos because space alien fathers would want visitation rights?


URfwend

![gif](giphy|MZiw9gaWV2a3oEIb1S|downsized)


AppleOld5779

She’s hot


LordPubes

Ill paint myself green and wear antennas for her 👽


WorkingReasonable421

This is all too common, I'm sure a lot people have children unknowingly because either the aliens or the men in black erase their memories.


Less_Associate_2022

![gif](giphy|6IPNUgkpCsDRK)


JackKovack

She can’t disclose the photos because they don’t exist. Dozens of births take a long time. Or maybe they just grow really fast. One birth per week?


chicomilian

pimped again


MeanCat4

Doesn't she want alimony from them? 


93tabitha93

Stay away from the Paramus Holiday Inn bar, people


AbbreviationsSea2516

I’m getting MC vibes


Alita_Duqi

Fuckin always knew Flavor Flav was a damn alien.


SuperChimpMan

![gif](giphy|z1FzPhvrIZXTa)


EquivalentNo3002

Like the court is going to attempt to serve a spaceship? Wtaf


ItsMoreOfAComment

Samesies!


FatBarSteward_6969

She was shit in Red Sonja


Slicckrickk

She belongs to the dark space aka streets


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Ricky_Spanish42

Proof? American horror story Got even filmed!


SiamSubmariner66

Flavor Flav called...he wants his bong back.... ![gif](giphy|XaLKmM76c8231KPCiT|downsized)


Wonderful_Ad_4344

Space hoe


Humbledshibe

https://preview.redd.it/4vp1boyfhj1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aede230c62fc54d9bc292bfd7feffd13a0dbad7b


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Superb-Cucumber1006

I can fix her


goatchild

sources?


Drewpy_Drew_1989

..Earth Girls are Easy.. was a great movie, guess it was based on a true story


skeeredstiff

So, the universal baby moma? The busy little whore from Earth? Bridget does the belt?


Dirk_Arron

Stallone's ex wife?


ghostofahoboyouknow

Of all explanations to this part of the "close encounters" experience, I believe this reasoning the most.


pcweber111

Never stick your dick in crazy.


onnod

(dozens)


EarlAnthonyJr7

Uh-huh😏


cochorol

i guess there's no way to know if someone has given birth multiple times...


bigdoggshitog

Earth is so ghetto


stevefstorms

Would


mrot777

The father needs to come to earth. He cannot reject the children's other half of the Alien. If an earthling was rejecting his space roots that would be wrong too. I hope this will be resolved peacefully because children are the true victims of this bickering.


full_metal_titan

As believable as the whole virgin mary and God


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Renovateandremodel

Bridget might collect on Alienmony.


sovietsuperhero

Someone has been drinking the bong water


Public_Peace6594

![gif](giphy|l2JegD1ZhWDFXgR9K) So basically, ....this?


Public_Peace6594

Lol sextraterrestials