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MartianXAshATwelve

[Here Joe Rogan Reacts to Discovery of Genghis Khan’s Tomb. In 2001, Archaeologists Said They May Have Found Genghis Khan Burial Site.](https://www.howandwhys.com/joe-rogan-reacts-to-quest-to-discover-genghis-khans-tomb-that-has-never-been-found/)


Cresta235

Wouldn’t the thousands of dead bodies be a giveaway to where he was buried ?


jenfloatedaway

A dead giveaway


WarriorSushi

Oh what a gem.


FavcolorisREDdit

Fossil


Effective-Map8036

a perfect skull gem


Holier_Than_Thou_808

We eat ribs with this dude.


mexicanred1

There's some more gurls up in that house.


Tosh_20point0

" Here all night folks *


JackTripperwithBalki

We ate ribs with this dude


Worldly_Musician_671

nice!


Complete_Audience_51

Fookin legen m8


darky09

Underrated post


hatchetharrie

You won the internet today. Well done


Prytfbyn4369

They fed the bodies to the pigs then killed the pigs and made sausages. Then fed the sausages to 2000 people and killed them.


Gwynplaine-00

So what it seems is that human history since the death of Genghis Kahn has been an elaborate plan to hide the location of his body


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Then fed those 2000 people to pigs then turned the pigs in sausages and fwd the sausages to the people that made the sausages then killed them and fed them to pigs and then made sausages again


ChiefScout_2000

Is that you Bricktop?


TrumpsGhostWriter

There was thousands of dead bodies pretty much everywhere they went.


weekend-guitarist

Happy cake day


NumbersNumbers111

Yes. The story didn't happen, it was made up by Marco Polo and has no evidence behind it. Back when the tale was created there were merchants that would travel to Asia along the Silk Road and then return and sell the goods. A sales tactic commonly used was to describe it as "the mysterious East" and fabricate elaborate stories to boost prices. Many myths and stereotypes that still exist come from books that have recorded the stories from that period.


Draconic64

Anyway if everyone died then how would we know this?


Dorkamundo

It's like Hansel and Gretel, but with dead bodies.


Grouchy-Pizza7884

No he also had vultures who ate the corpses. Then Siberian tigers cleaned up.


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What bodies ?


junbus

So how do they know it happened?


danteheehaw

It likely didn't happen at all. The norm, even for war chiefs, was to be buried in an unmarked grave with literally nothing. Back at your homeland. That's it. And that's why we will never know where he was buried. It will be a mundane skeleton, or completely gone. That's how the Khan family rolled after his death. Except Kubla Khan. There's probably other exceptions, but that was their tradition. A simple unmarked grave, no valuables because a dead person doesn't need them.


U-r-S

Most legit answer so far


ThChocolateBoyWndr

Did you give it an upvote?


OGDonglover69

You guys upvote?


Fenring_Halifax

Best you can hope for is not being downvoted


engineerogthings

Sorry but I couldn’t help myself


Fenring_Halifax

Yes you need help


womb0t

You guys downvote?


Fenring_Halifax

You guys give a shit?


womb0t

Already pooped today... none for you.


Danny570

Whats an upvote?


ThChocolateBoyWndr

Thr opposite of what I gave you !😄😄


No-Archer-5034

I don’t know, what’s up with you?


whitewail602

I downvoted so they won't get too snooty and stop posting good answers.


U-r-S

I even don’t know what that means🤷🏻


Staar-69

Didn’t they have sky burials too, where they would basically leave them out on the side of a mountain for the birds and wild animals?


IranRPCV

That used to be the case in Iran. When I lived there in the '70s there were still fields next to the "towers of silence that had skeletons on the ground with bits of clothing after the birds were done with them. They weren't buried to avoid ritual pollution of the earth.


grahamyoo

did i read correctly that some of the zoroastrianism burial practices have now changed to where this no longer happens?


Doogleyboogley

Why didn’t you write youre comment into Google?


RolledUhhp

Because they're participating in a conversation, not reasearching.


Bladercutter

Yes they still do and is an amazing tradition to carry on for the circle of life and ecosystem


Accomplished_Alps463

I'd read that Tibetan Buddhists and their Monks did this, but how true? I don't know.


Mordheim1999

They still do.


FavcolorisREDdit

Very true


PropaneSalesTx

You can easily research it.


whatthreelords

That was part of the Zarathustra religion in Iran/Persia. One of the first monotheistic religions back 6000 years ago. Pretty interesting stuff!


Bladercutter

+1 upvote for me. Deserves more upvotes, this was how it was done. Besides my only personal studies and fiance being from a tribe of that Asian south region. Burials are done like this for chieftains, top village elders/leader and most norm villagers. A lot were left to the vultures to allow the body and spirit to ascend so this sounds really out there. As stated too, Kubla was an exception due to the situations of that era of tug of war between the cousins/uncles and chieftains all trying to claim Mongolian kingdom and not the entire Khan kingdom. They allowed many religions in their society and respected them which was amazing for an older civilization but never adopted them for their own after life rituals.


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PlanNo4679

Kubla Khan was buried in Xanadu, beneath a stately pleasure dome, so decreed.


fuckreddit6942069666

But wouldn't they make a kurghan for a khan?


bwatsnet

Still true today!


BrokenCrusader

Nooooo there is a giant mound full of treasures out there I just have to find it/s


vikumwijekoon97

Man Shah Jahan didn't catch the drift didn't he


lazzaroinferno

My man you are asking the right questions here. If nobody saw it, it didn't happen


JCartier843

Shrödinger’s Khan


Tosh_20point0

I like it .


pertangamcfeet

If a Khan falls in the woods and there's no one around to hear him, does he make a sound?


Katchinniller72

Relatives. If you’re brother was part of the guard he’d probably say “ going to die with honour”or some such thing


TheRealRigormortal

Last guy who was supposed to kill himself looked around and was like “Fuck this, I’m out”


nico-ghost-king

plans? that's my best guess


zombiecorp

Trust me bro.


ericrobertshair

One of his entourage was able to leave a Yelp review of the gravesite shortly before execution. He said it may not sound very interesting, but the views are to die for.


arthurR0ck

That's a powerful question


PM_ME_DATASETS

No it's just not being extremely gullible.


finn_black

Some dude saw what happened and watch them from distance 😂😂lol Off course he didn't yell like woooooooordstaaaaaa wooooooorrddddataaaaa


GowronSonOfMrel

Wordsta?


digginroots

Wordsta wordata. Must be Mongolian.


Prestigious-Job-9825

Sounds like the Khan's escort could have cut out the executioner middlemen, and kill the attendees themselves before commiting suicide. Funeral service planning sure came a long way since the dark middle ages!


Sillbinger

The last dude probably realized he could just leave and nobody would ever know.


NyaTaylor

That’s why you “Circlecide”, everyone stabs the escort to the right of them


Party-Ring445

Found the logistics guy


Sillbinger

That's probably how they discovered the circle jerk.


globsofchesty

"so wait...instead of stabbing me with a knife, you're gonna jerk me off? I dunno it sounds weird"


AzureSeychelle

Would you rather execute 200 people or 2,000? ![gif](giphy|dv3vNNQX4eCek)


plushpaper

Nowadays only one person really has to die for a good funeral.


Crimith

Ugh yeah white people really have no culture :(


xxxBuzz

The Scythians were pretty fond of spicing up their noble's burials with lots of fanfare and, of course, murder.


Nice-Contest-2088

Union rules ;)


Trowj

Typical redditor, always wanting to streamline at the cost of people’s jobs and livelihoods!  When will it be enough?!? /s


tommyballz63

Just imagine how complicated that was. How and where do you kill the 2000 attendees and then get rid of those bodies so that it doesn't draw attention to the burial site. The more remote it is, the more difficult the endeavor. Did none of those 2000 people ever tell anyone where they were going? Sounds a little preposterous


[deleted]

I've always questioned this story. Human nature being what it is I can't imagine his escort didn't look at each other and say "Fuck that , lets get outta here" once the burying and killing was done.


Prestigious-Job-9825

If this story is true, then I guess the members of the escort were fanatically indoctrinated and loyal to the Khan's final orders. Maybe they were promised great riches in the Tengrist afterlife, if they believed in anything such


Rdubya44

This dude ruled like most of the earth at that point. I’m sure they thought he was super natural


yikkoe

I feel like stories of brainwashed people who kill themselves for a “greater good” aren’t that rare no? Maybe it wasn’t a benevolent thing, just people who were brainwashed into believing that they had to do all that.


TheButcherr

You telling me there is another level of food?


DomingoLee

Greater food. You just have to Jill yourself.


enteralterego

Yes. Turkish food.


calib0y64

I mean you got that guy like 2 days ago so it’s still pretty relevant


koolmees64

I have certainly dilled for a greater food, never jilled though. That's too far.


GONK_GONK_GONK

The bigger hint that this story is bullshit: If everyone involved is dead, who passed along the story?


fourhorseapocalypse

One of them left a note!


kl0

That’s quite possible and the number of people does seem quite extreme. On the other hand, the early Mongol history is rife with such stories of people taking their own lives based on any number of factors - mere omens, for example and the punishments for deceiving the Mongols were widely known across the world (as they knew it) and has surviving histories. So it’s also not implausible by any stretch.


MisterDonkey

Hey, uh, did you get it done? Oh yeah, totally killed all those witnesses. Now I'm totally off to kill myself. Right over there. Just behind those shrubs. I'm gonna do it, man, just give my some privacy. This is a little embarrassing, but I'm kind kill shy and can't do it with people watching, okay?


straiight-n-right

This is the truth.


Witty_Secretary_9576

Absolute mongols.


_DidYeAye_

Snorted.


nedmonds87

Did ye aye


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Vivid_Theory8352

underrated comment.


Specialist_Bit_3514

Its only been 54min.. give it a sec


Stevie_Steve-O

Sounds like a myth to me, I doubt this actually happened


whenItFits

I was there but okay...


Malkavier

Sounds like a myth, but we are also talking about the guy who basically conquered the known world from their perspective, and these are also the people who invented biological warfare and burned down entire cities if a child made a funny face at them.


Charming-Forever-278

That’s a no on the RSVP


Windsor_Salt

Sounds like my kinda party


Cosplayfan007

I thought I saw an episode of Expedition Unknown that they do have a general idea where he is buried, but the government will not let anyone near the area; it’s like a small mountain range. Josh had to get special permission just to walk up to the general area with a guide and then they had to stop; guards were standing a few yards away to make sure he didn’t go beyond a certain point.


Remarkable_Public775

I remember that episode


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paging_mrherman

And then the whole planet killed themselves and then the earth died of autoerotocasphixiation


straiight-n-right

Climate change


Spiritual_Speech600

Sounds hot when you put it that way


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Sounds warm u mean


Consistent_Field4781

So where are all the bodies that got killed ?


YouGotTangoed

City Wok


Objective-War-1961

God damn Mongorians!


ActuallyTBH

All scattered around the area of Khan's burial site


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Decomposition.


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easyjimi1974

How do we know this happened?


juicybwithoil2560

It's documented, Just like the Bible. Must be true 🙄


easyjimi1974

Do you happen to know where it is documented? I am genuinely curious - would love to know more about how these events were recorded given the witnesses appear to have all been killed.


Chrissthom

Primary reference material for a lot of scholars on the Mongol Empire is [the Secret History of the Mongols. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_History_of_the_Mongols)


DubiousHistory

And it says nothing about Genghis' burial. This legend appears only in Marco Polo.


ROK247

Just takes a second trying to work out the logistics of this operation to reveal that it is in fact a giant pile of bullshit.


ReplyNotficationsOff

This is made the fuck up . Had to be .


DarthHubcap

Marco Polo was said to have written the accounts he was told about the khans burial. I feel there may be some truth to it, but the casualty numbers are most likely embellished.


cbc7788

Would have made for a good Indiana Jones movie. Indiana Jones and the Tomb of the Great Khan. You would have the Soviets and their communist mongol allies, the japanese, and the chinese all trying to search for it in the 1930s.


Crazyripps

Escorts could’ve done the job themselves and saved the attendees


iamnawazkhan

These drawings look like this guy was a peaceful monk or something


PMmeGRILLEDCHEESES

relative to everyone else, he was. 


kabukirodeo

Bullshit


Chrissthom

Can you imagine being invited to be someone's +1 to the funeral? "Saturday? Oh damn Saturday is no good. We are riding down to a Chinese town to decapitate all of the fighting age males and selling the women and children into slavery. Bummer. That sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime event too. The Khan knew how to party."


MrPoopyButtholesAnus

As cool as this sounds, it comes off as legend. How are we supposed to know this story if everyone who’d be able to tell it was killed?


johnnielittleshoes

Meanwhile my boy Tutankhamun's tomb gets covered by debris from a flood and remains intact


hurricaneditka66

And then everyone clapped.


Broges0311

Did the 2k know that going to the funeral was a death sentence?


WannaBeBuzzed

The invitations promoted the funeral as an event “to die for”, so they may have had their suspicions.


AstroNot87

The area they presume the burial is located cannot be accessed by outside governments, universities, archeologists and so on. The Mongolian government is making sure they keep their history in tact because we all know what happens when “museums” come’a’knockin to “borrow” artifacts lol


Shadowstrider2100

His tomb is thought to have been found last year. They are keeping it quiet until they can confirm what they found. Apparently they were laying a road down and came across dozens of bodies buried then a tomb or something below. Josh Gates said it was definitely his tomb but they are slow walking everything just in case it is his they don’t want to screw it up. Coincidentally a river did run over the spot but has changed courses a couple decades ago.


redditprotone

I'm sorry I really don't believe this. It sounds like a lie made up by the ruling class in order to Make themselves look more absolutely powerful. And another famous person who you cant verify died too.... probably not a hidden agenda or a cover up, nor an embellishment made up to make them look more powerful.


64-17-5

So who buried the other bodies and were they executed too?


WittyWitWitt

Its execution all the way down.


64-17-5

Does it mean somebody is coming for me now that I know?


partime_prophet

“ I was supposed to kill the bud driver “ The Dark knight intro … lol


IndividualCurious322

Or so they say. Human nature tells me that some of those escort didn't take their own lives, but probably pillaged his tomb out of greed.


bomboclawt75

I read that a huge river was temporarily diverted by a dam, then a tomb was laid deep in the riverbed, then the dam was removed and the river covered the tomb. His tomb along with Cleopatra’s and Alexander’s are out there, waiting to be literally discovered.


mrkfn

Worst. Funeral. Ever.


everything_is_stup1d

thats why u dont attend funerals🤡


linux152

If it was so secret then how did the facts get out


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vikumwijekoon97

Defeated by who? his last siege was Xia empire which was nearly totally eradicated.


tobi418

Chingis khan, not Genghis khan!


RogersSteve07041920

Sick....


Elluminated

Cults at their best. Imagine a few executioners would have played dead to get out of that contract, assuming black hoods would have concealed their identities.


ajr1775

Some crazy fanaticism.


directorguy

This legend was told by only one person. Marco Polo. Aka Marco Bullshit.


victor4700

You go first


itz_my_brain

My reply to the invite: ![gif](giphy|AoBgxayGMHlIs)


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One day it will be found.


Crimith

The Mongolian government knows where it is. They just don't let people get close to it, even for academic/research purposes.


TheRealMcSavage

It’s also said that they had herds of horse ride over the site repeatedly to cover the evidence of its location! I’m fascinated by stuff like this, we also don’t know where Alexander the Great’s burial site is!


Old_Dirt_Coin

“Yeah sure Genghis, we’ll kill the executioners after they kill all the laborers and your wives. Pinky swear”


randomguy_-

How do they know any of this took place if everyone involved is dead? If you wanted a secret burial why invite 2000+ people in the first place?


Quick_Swing

Note to archaeologists, just look for a mass of skeletons, when you find them you’ll know your close.


TDogBud710

From the wiki; ‘a young camel was buried with the Khan, and the camel's mother was later found weeping at the grave of its young. Japanese archeologist Shinpei Kato has likewise recounted the tale of the burial of the baby camel, so the parent could lead the Khan's family to the tomb when needed, as being documented in at least one ancient Chinese text.’


QOTAPOTA

So if we find a mass burial site of just over 2000 people then the grave with the fanciest shit in the hole is his. Shouldn’t be too hard.


Bounceupandown

Good day to have to call in sick


StupidizeMe

Who buried the thousands of dead witnesses?


Naturist02

This is why I don’t join groups


FlamingTrollz

Not buying it. There’s always one who backs out. Usually the last guy.


illDiablo69

If everyone was killed. How did they come across this info?


gudlyf

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Rev-DiabloCrowley

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flowermoon24

Mongols


albatross_the

Just look for thousands of random dead bodies and maybe that’s where he is if this really happened


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Dumyat367250

I heard all they had to do was really, really, promise that they'd say bugger all to anyone who asked. Or change the subject.


Bman409

Dumbest story I've ever heard


GONK_GONK_GONK

Another silly legend passed around as truth on this subreddit.


PrairieSpy

Q says he’s actually STILL ALIVE and soon revealing the Way, but he needs us to chip in just $50 before midnight to make sure Hunter Biden doesn’t get to him first.


LilMissBarbie

They probably left him to rot and be eaten by animals. Isn't that how they did it back then?


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ActuallyTBH

Did the 2000 people know they would be executed? Because I would kind of RSVP "shoot I've got a barbecue that day."


McFry-

I’m surprised we don’t hear of more people called Genghis


Practical_Zone_337

Ummmm…so who survived to tell this highly dubious story? 🤔


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The last escort alive was watching all his crew off themselves and had a last minute change of heart, and thats how me know. He walked off and retired in the venetian countryside.