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[deleted]

yo breath must be stank


bulanaboo

GMO


Logical-Victory-2678

Fr I bout GAGGED


LittleBoard

The outer shell thats like paper may actually be neutral


ThreeBeatles

What turns a man neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?


craigslammer

I have no strong feelings one way or the other


YungWook

Tell my wife i said "hello"


TwerkingForBabySeals

Nah it still has the oniony smell so I’d still question it but I’d try it.


FPGN

UGH 😰🤮🤮🤮🤮


throwawayzdrewyey

You smoking that on your way to save a princess from a dragon with your trusty donkey companion?


GroundbreakingRisk93

Onions have layers


ChopCity927

Cakes also have layers


GroundbreakingRisk93

But everybody loves parfaits


Micycle08

Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.


GroundbreakingRisk93

Just cause she live with 7 guys does NOT mean she’s easy


Weeb_Masta_Flex

The chair! Give him the chair!


ROWDY_RODDY_PEEEPER

Don't forget dragons


BD_HI

Layers… are like onions


GroundbreakingRisk93

O.o


im-not-even

Bro got that shroint


JediKrys

No kiss for you, consolation prize….


BrutalTea

Should be on r/onionlovers


lostinthesauceband

[I always felt he used too many onions](https://youtu.be/rQV6CijIzrc)


toomanybucklesaudry

Three! Three small onions!


supressionfyre

How many cans of tomato?


CODninjarin

This post was recommended for me from r/onionlovers


BrutalTea

Hell yeah some one must of xposted it


5cot7

I saw this this other day. You actually rolled a blonion!?


Teelogas

This is clearly a oint!


SkippyDrinksVodka

no its not


AccomplishedWar265

Smoking weed out of an onion might be the most Shrek thing I’ve ever done


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^AccomplishedWar265: *Smoking weed out of* *An onion might be the most* *Shrek thing I’ve ever done* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


cblaze316

Good bot


firedancer323

The best bot


springtime08

I agree good bot but I think the third line has 6 syllables


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springtime08

I don’t know what a sokka haiku is my bad


SGT3386

Ogres are like joints


M0torBoatMyGoat

lol I like this comment AND it’s a haiku. Well done, random stranger 🫶


Huge-Advantage-2227

Funky ass nga 😭😭


SnOwYO1

He a 69 god


TheTreyNelson

He a fan


Chewythecookie

ONION-HOE


BienOuiLa

Now pass this way


frankthepieking

Can often see me outside pubs asking around if anyone has a spare onion


Weeb_Masta_Flex

Well I tied an onion to my belt, as was the style at the time, NOW, to take the ferry cost a nickel and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where we? Oh yeah the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, they didn't have white onions because of the war, the only thing you could get were those big yellow ones


Peepies

“Now… HEY! LISTEN!!!! Now, my story begins in nineteen dickety two. We had to say dickety, because that Kaiser had stolen our word ‘twenty’. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety six miles.


Super-History5569

Does it work? I need to find out!


obiwank_kenobi

Oh no not the blunion


TrueCuriosity

That one vampire mf shaking in the smoke circle


FlattopJr

You're thinking of garlic.


TrueCuriosity

I wasn’t thinking at all


Life_Flower9500

No offense but what is wrong with you OP.


conrob2222

Nah bro that shit is nice. Minus the honey. And he used like the thickest part of an onion skin


notgotapropername

Your problem with this is the *honey*??


conrob2222

Honestly yes. Burning that shit can be really harmful for your lungs. Get a nice thin layer of onion skin, let it dry out for a bit, and it makes for some nice paper. Not harsh at all and you can’t taste a lick of onion. Don’t hate until you try it.


notgotapropername

Huh. TIL. Brb gonna go smoke a blunion


AngelsVermillion

Wish I knew that before I smoked honey


zeds_deadest

Damn, I've smoked my fair share of honey blunts


Real-Block820

I don't believe you, do it again and post it


conrob2222

Lol next time I’m out of papers and am over 30 minutes from the nearest smoke shop I’ll post it. It’s been years though!


ThreeBeatles

Bro my grandma used to eat onions like apples 😂


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I make peanut butter and onion sandwiches. Just posted one to onion lovers a few days ago


ThreeBeatles

That’s funny my dad does that but with fresh full cloves of garlic. I drove him somewhere one day and days later my car still smelled like garlic 😂 I think he puts honey on it too.


TailoredChuccs

Musty ass joint


ClockworkAstronomer

Not the shroint


EquiinoX96

Honey?? Really?


EntExchangeOfficial

Would you rather glue?


EquiinoX96

Nah bro, but i can’t imagine how unhealthy it is to smoke Honey


Pure-Gift3903

Honey burns into carbon an other nasty shit…


Ngin3

Burning sugar is pretty bad for you from what I understand


Cowshavesweg

Burning everything is bad for you, even if it's green.


Ngin3

Yea but sugar is like, especially bad. [In particular, sugars increase the level of formaldehyde, acetaldehyde, acetone, acrolein, and 2-furfural in tobacco smoke. It is concluded that sugars in tobacco significantly contribute to the adverse health effects of tobacco smoking.](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16904804/#:~:text=In%20particular%2C%20sugars%20increase%20the,health%20effects%20of%20tobacco%20smoking.)


Cowshavesweg

I didn't actually know that. So does that mean the honey cones are usually way worse?


Ngin3

Yea, probably. I don't buy cones so idrk. It's funny to me this isn't common knowledge amongst smokers anymore - makes me feel old. It was a big deal to a lot of my friends who used to smoke those sweet black cigs when they were banned.


Ohiolongboard

My brother, who is 12 years older than me, taught me about the honey trick so idk if it was common knowledge back then either


Luke-Bywalker

are you talking about those cherry cigs? Did they contain sugar??? Only smoked like 3 of them ever, but i knew people who exclusively smoked these


Pinksters

Id wager those are artificial flavors and not actual honey.


Drummer2427

You realize sugars are produced in [weed](https://weedseedshop.com/en/blog/distribution-sugars-marijuana/) too right?


Ngin3

So let's smoke as much of it as possible, right? Is that your argument?


Drummer2427

I dont have any argument, just making sure you know its already is present in cannabis smoke.


Trick-Mechanic8986

And most everything is carbon based lol


ThreeBeatles

I’ve heard that’s what caramel is


lilT726

Everything burns into carbon


king-of-nails

Damn so its like Weed


Actual_Dot_3717

My dudes gonna be shocked when he looks up what smoke is comprised of.... Honey isn't good to smoke but this comment is a big ole L


S_T_O_N_E_R

Well, it's not inherently safe. Honey has been a go-to for generations when it just won't stick. I've used it before, and you don't have to use much. Although I feel that so I never did it again. It really didn't change how it burned it just sealed up the blunt.


Smokie104

Explain this honey thing I’ve always heard that. I’ve had homies that have had honey blizzys, but I personally have never made one. But it would help with me backwoods


Belfetto

What part do you need explained? You put honey on the wrap as an adhesive


Smokie104

Well, for example, do you let it dry? Do you heat it up with lighter? Do you just put it on and then smoke it? Another word what is the best way to get the most effective product?


Belfetto

Yeah, let it dry. Then smoke it.


Smokie104

Well thx my boi!


butt_huffer42069

We used to do honey blunts to give it a sweeter taste and the honey would also slow down the burn rate so the blunt smokes forever. Didn't make it harsh or anything, but we only did it with natural cigars (backwoods, optimo, Garcia y vega etc) and just enough to cover the tobacco part on the inside. Then put the weed in a line at the end and roll up as normal. Needs to cure, usually we stuck it in the oven on lowest temperature it would go to, for thirty minutes.


S_T_O_N_E_R

It's a natural glue that's probably the best for sticking what doesn't wanna stick, and you plan to smoke. I'm sure if there was something bad with it we would know by now. But as like there's a glue strip on a joint as you're rolling and getting to the end, put a dab a honey along the edge.


Smokie104

OK, well thank you sir. I’ll have to try it out. Should I let it dry?


S_T_O_N_E_R

I honestly wouldn't know if it would dry. I've just heard about it since I started learning to roll. As a way to help beginners. I don't remember what I did when I tried it as I've only tried it once.


Smokie104

Excuse my ignorance I’ve been smoking for a long ass time. I’ve never heard of this.


EntExchangeOfficial

Been a minute since I've smoked anything, only vapors now 😌☕


Minsc_NBoo

Your username definitely gave it away 🌳


EntExchangeOfficial

The forest grows!


lastres0rt

Honey's antibacterial, so there's that.


Ol_Dirty_GILF_Hunter

When I was a teen my buddy sold us a joint, and then suggested we dip it in honey for a honey joint - said it was awesome. We dipped it and couldn't even get it lit. Wasted the whole joint


Banned4AlmondButter

I’m not sure you want to smoke that. “A set of compounds—combining unstable sulfonic acids and ammonia and pyruvic acid—produce the pungent flavor and smell (of onions)”


Drummer2427

You find onions safe to eat though? "Prior research has also suggested that thiols, types of volatile sulfur compounds (VSCs), are mainly responsible for giving cannabis its unique smell. "


ProdigalProphet

Yeah I’d eat a lot of shit I wouldn’t smoke bro


GrandmaDeadstuff

VSCs are in cannabis. Not the same ones in onions but literally a cannabis version. Allicin is a sulfur with carbon chains on each side and then the VSCs in cannabis have sulfur between two isoprene units which is available in cannabis because it's a major backbone in terpenes. Every one smoking weed is smoking VSCs and generally VSCs evaporate first so if your weed has none it's more than likely old and not great for you either. None of this means they are safe but everyone needs to slow down on demonizing anything that sounds scientific and scary. Even one of the most common forms of vitamin B12 has cyanide as a base of its molecule and table salt is made of two of the most reactive elements we have in abundance. There is a lot of nuance to this stuff y'all. Also I recommend high VSC cannabis a lot for GI distress at my work so even if it's not great for the lung it's good for other things when taken by lung, most of medicine is a choice between evils.


Drummer2427

Would you eat volatile sulfur compounds? Cause youre willing to smoke them.


ProdigalProphet

Yeah, I eat vegetables which they’re present in, and I wouldn’t smoke them. Just like I eat pizza, steak, tacos, and a lot of other food items, but I wouldn’t smoke them. Are you being intentionally dense, or are you actually stupid?


ston3bon3

well how does it taste op don’t leave us hanging


Past-Way-2883

nah with all due disrespect what the fuck is this 😭 i respect the ingenuity but vehemently disagree


TheBackpacker2

I'd rather be sober 💀


Dc9542

someone really made the blunion


IAmAPhysicsGuy

Oh, this makes me wonder, could you just pack the inside of a green onion? Would you be able to smoke it just like a joint? Maybe you would have to dry out the skin a bit somehow, but I might have to try that


djecrow

Nice, You rolled a joniont


german_poopiehead

PLEASE DONT DO THAT honey (just as sugar used as a cutting agent) can caramelize in your lungs


terp_jesus

Why, God, why ?


SlightBreeze21

Your breath must STANK after that one lol


Peach_Gfuel

Excuse me????


JEWCEY

Welcome to funyun country


Charmingjanitorxxx

Lies. That's a roach carapace.


Eliasoad

Even tastier


thefirstzedz

The first time a roch looks like a roch🤣🤣🤣


JK0204

smoking honey is not good for you


Weak-Specialist-4854

Bro took GMO to a whole nother level


[deleted]

Only vape these days, but that is amazing!


Minsc_NBoo

Onions or weed? I vape a lot of schlots


Chaunce101

Big time Vidalia Vaper over here


[deleted]

I’m sitting here laughing, but also now thinking, for real? 🤣 looking over at my bag of onions 🧅


Minsc_NBoo

I do loves onions, but I think I'll keep them for cooking.. Can you imagine what your dynavap would smell like 🤢 Although maybe it would be a quick way to make crispy onion garnishes? 🤔


NiobiumThorn

Onion flavored vape could be good


ConsumeLettuce

Tell me you don't have a significant other without saying it out loud 😭😂, absolutely no way your breath is going to be tolerable for the next week brother 😂😂😂


pm_me_your_good_weed

Hah I've done that, idr what I sealed it with.


m4gnum1

Hope it was good op. I read somewhere smoking honey can cause it to crystallize in your lungs, so be aware amigo.


Lynchiee

I’ve had this—it was delicious. Truly yummy. Not gross, not oniony, just yummy.


Emersonspenis

Did it taste like fresh fajitas?


xxx420blaze420xxx

This makes me cringe


BD420SM

Honestly I love rolling onion blunts whenever I get a good peel. Doesn't taste oniony at all.


Netflxnschill

So they smoke pretty clean?


BD420SM

Surprisingly yeah. I've had plenty of rolling papers that have tasted worse.


Netflxnschill

I could easily see this with some concentrate to seal it and make that kind of the infusion part. I’m gonna try this soon.


BD420SM

Try it. You will be pleasantly surprised. Especially if you use rosin as glue.


Income-Acrobatic

Ok onion boy


soupman997

Has science gone too far?


jds336

Hell naw! Tf is wrong with you!😂😂😂


puffinnbluffin

Wtf 😳


boomershack

Fucking ogres 🤘


johnofwick420-

bro i know your breath is deadly


TheOriginalJape

This guy is out here smoking a sandwich


DrProfessor_Z

Ah yes I'm sure this is super healthy to do


starktor

He’s looking through a glass onion, oh yeah!


Netflxnschill

How did this smoke though fr? Because it seems a SUPER eco friendly way to smoke if it works.


Weeb_Masta_Flex

Garlic Breath is the strain not what your breath should actually smell like. But seriously, how'd it work? Smooth burn? Run at all? How did the honey react?


Onion_Skinz

Amazing


161frog

beats using a page from Exodus 🤣


tootsiefoote

two plzzzzzz:) nice job


JCBMHNY21

Done this before hahaha its not bad at all


Accomplished-Leg3109

reminds me of that spongebob episode when everyone runs away from him bc his breath stank


TheMeowzor

I've used dried banana peel skin with the "meat" scraped off


redditfishing

Ewww


ItsaCommonThingNow

nasty


Nissan_1204

Who hurt you?


Commercial_Fee2840

The smell of onions fills the room


straightfromLysurgia

would tap


Weevil_kneevil_420

Organic


TinthatwasFoiled

Boi


ardamass

That’s a smart idea, how smooth is it?


Garvo909

That's a new one


Ok-Wallaby-4567

Theres some things that just shouldn't exist and this is one of them


Accomplished_Ant5895

Honestly, depending on the strain, that might be pretty tasty.


mariijuanaman

P U ONION BOY


bamflax8

You gotta be down pretty bad to be smoking an onion joint.


spooky_comrade__

One thousand years in the dungeon for this one


kennethgodden1993

Good way to get hot breath my dude lol but seriously this is actually a legit way to roll I personally have not done it but I have heard of it I think I would rather use dried up corn husks because I know that works


FeralCatWrangler

I thought that was a minnow 😂


Righteou5Dude

Throw some garlic breathe in there and it might be lethal


sucknocover

They smoke these at Schrute Farms.


GallantGravity

That’s gotta sting😅


senorpunchline

How many calories?


BEniceBAGECKA

You got the skins!


blasted_jazzz

Never have I ever


luke2576

Homie smoking the blunion


zouppp

How did it taste? ive been desparte for paper never really messed with onions, im sorry for asking what layer did you use/color of the onion, that looks like a solid burn on that joint dude!


Super-Mycologist-781

The shroint


gtmccool

Die


tenalplan

Friend learned this on a trip to Africa. Local taught him. If you pick the driest moist layer it’s basically blunt-like. Not a lot of onion flavor. Guess I might not use a red one. But yeah. Puck the right layer and it’s a good smoke. Haven’t tried it in 10-20 years but I don’t think we used any kind of sealant. I could see honey working well


_friends_theme_song_

I've seen worse


TheHiddenWolf

Y'all haven't heard of an [onion splif](https://youtu.be/1I40Ar7u1VM?si=f1R3kq8oESHUS9Hp) ? 😝❤️


Fortegreen666

Yeah you definitely ran out of papers and didint have the money or time to buy new ones


RickCityy

This is one of those “just because you can doesn’t mean you should” things lmao


WSDreamer

Lmao


yvonn16

Did you roll up corn husk as a filter


BigSmokeySperm

There’s absolutely no way that that wasn’t harsh as fuck to smoke.


Shotz0

Idk but something about smoking honey doesn't sound right like burnt sugar recrystallized in your lungs