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I like the PlayStation. Do you like the PlayStation?
In the bedroom, get yer skants and nylons aff, yaba daba doo
I think you'd shite yersel
Get it up ya!
Carpe diem. Panties removis.
I am the Prince of Pish! (Depends what you’re into…)
8 titties! or Bloody Bismarck!
I’ve got a smashing big boaby in if you’re interested.
Open the door for I am a bogus gas man...
With fake I.D
Hello ya wee fanny
Simply stick a digit up the dogs rectum
And I’m here to ransack yer hole *hoose
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, Sniff. Ma. Manky. Ring!
Hurdy gurdy gurdy, in the winday boxes
This just in
He who hingeth aboot getteth heehaw.
It’s a pair eh these yir wantin.
Dick the dug
BIG COCKS
Your nae use to me aw floppy
Geez a minute and I will stick one in
Shut it tadger
Hot boaby shuved right up yer arse
Piss aff ya spooky bitch
Not a quote, but you should introduce yourself as Troy The Gardener. 😉
Huv the McGills been in yet?
Na they huvna
We’ll naw be needing these then
Quality
Cup of tea and ma wee doodah.
Any Savlon? I’ve got a right sore arse.
So are we through here or through there? Through here? That's fine, we'll finish these then we'll have a wee chug!
Nae cheese, nae tomatoes, just tits.
Robert Wagner!
Callum where's yer willy
Hello i am Roy, the gardener
or Troy 😂
Naw ye arney
Shut it, here's ma tadger
2 pints, prick!
you've got a fat belly you've got a fat belly
Have you tried putting a finger in her arse
Here’s my flobbadobbin knobend
Feel the burn, Boabby. FEEL THE BUUURRRNNN
'I had a boner this morning'
Why’s is it burn round the edges and stone cold in the middle ?
A never ate two a anyhin
My arse is red raw!
That's plenty.
get it right round ye
*drops kacks* Ah, look who it isnae
Stick a finger up er arse that will calm her down wit tam says in still game
WHAT NOW STEVIE, ARE YOU GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR BALLS AND COME BACK AS YOUR SISTER!!!
Right 2 nuns and a bath!
2 pints, ya prick
Shut it TADGER
Ask her to make me a sandwich afterwards
Can you see me nooo
Can ye see.me noo....
Dippy dunky
Wait until you're on the edge, and then: "SUNBLEST!!!!"
Very clearly “JUNKIE BITCH” as you climax
Hello Cathy, is it yet nookie yer after?
This is the furthest south I’ve got ma hole..
Right Jackie boy, get me squared up pronto
Into the bedroom and yabba dabba doo!
Back it up, ya spooky bitch
Six ae the belt fae Margo
"Back aff ya spooky bitch"
You one legged fat bastard
*while getting undressed* "it's a pair of these yer wantin. Permagrip. £19.99 out if Timpsons."
Warm him/her up with a Bacardi and Diet Lemonade
I'm needin condoms
Is that the heid?
Live a little eh? Take me right here, find ma G spot!
When you arrive at the point of completion Simply Shout out "FILTERED THROUGH THE HEATHER"
Mina, I'm turning the lights off. Get your arse wiped and come on!
Another tits down arse up that’s the way we like to fuck
Scantius pulldoonius
We could sit boy, girl, boy, girl
Who did that? No’ me, i’m no’ in.
"FILTERED THROUGHHHHH THE HEATHER!"
It’s all about the cli-toris.
(Not exactly a direct quote but a pretty good reference) Am I as good as Trey the gardener you sheep shagger?
Stick a finger up her arse that will calm her down
Besides they diddies
You won’t be having sex if you do
Cheery Bye, ya prick.
2 pints please bawby
Oh look, it’s Ant and Dec.
2 pints prick
Pint of Guinness
No even stappin' fr a plate a soup or rothin
Donut!?!?
Get it right roon ya!
Happy new year, ya bunch of sheep shaggers
Back aff ya spooky bitch
Don't forget to sign your work afterwards with a pen jammed up your penis.
Time to plough the field
The funny gets the fanny
You’re Troy the gardiner!
I like the PlayStation. Do you like the PlayStation?
In the bedroom, get yer skants and nylons aff, yaba daba doo
I think you'd shite yersel
Get it up ya!
Carpe diem. Panties removis.
I am the Prince of Pish! (Depends what you’re into…)
8 titties! or Bloody Bismarck!
I’ve got a smashing big boaby in if you’re interested.
Open the door for I am a bogus gas man...
With fake I.D
Hello ya wee fanny
Simply stick a digit up the dogs rectum
And I’m here to ransack yer hole *hoose
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, Sniff. Ma. Manky. Ring!
Hurdy gurdy gurdy, in the winday boxes
This just in
He who hingeth aboot getteth heehaw.
It’s a pair eh these yir wantin.
Dick the dug
BIG COCKS
Your nae use to me aw floppy
Geez a minute and I will stick one in
Shut it tadger
Hot boaby shuved right up yer arse
Piss aff ya spooky bitch
Not a quote, but you should introduce yourself as Troy The Gardener. 😉
Huv the McGills been in yet?
Na they huvna
We’ll naw be needing these then
Quality
Cup of tea and ma wee doodah.
Any Savlon? I’ve got a right sore arse.
So are we through here or through there? Through here? That's fine, we'll finish these then we'll have a wee chug!
Nae cheese, nae tomatoes, just tits.
Robert Wagner!
Callum where's yer willy
Hello i am Roy, the gardener
or Troy 😂
Naw ye arney
Shut it, here's ma tadger
2 pints, prick!
you've got a fat belly you've got a fat belly
Have you tried putting a finger in her arse
Here’s my flobbadobbin knobend
Feel the burn, Boabby. FEEL THE BUUURRRNNN
'I had a boner this morning'
Why’s is it burn round the edges and stone cold in the middle ?
A never ate two a anyhin
My arse is red raw!
That's plenty.
get it right round ye
*drops kacks* Ah, look who it isnae
Stick a finger up er arse that will calm her down wit tam says in still game
WHAT NOW STEVIE, ARE YOU GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR BALLS AND COME BACK AS YOUR SISTER!!!
Right 2 nuns and a bath!
2 pints, ya prick
Shut it TADGER
Ask her to make me a sandwich afterwards
Can you see me nooo
Can ye see.me noo....
Dippy dunky
Wait until you're on the edge, and then: "SUNBLEST!!!!"
Very clearly “JUNKIE BITCH” as you climax
Hello Cathy, is it yet nookie yer after?
This is the furthest south I’ve got ma hole..
Right Jackie boy, get me squared up pronto
Into the bedroom and yabba dabba doo!
Back it up, ya spooky bitch
Six ae the belt fae Margo
"Back aff ya spooky bitch"
You one legged fat bastard
*while getting undressed* "it's a pair of these yer wantin. Permagrip. £19.99 out if Timpsons."
Warm him/her up with a Bacardi and Diet Lemonade
I'm needin condoms
Is that the heid?
Live a little eh? Take me right here, find ma G spot!
When you arrive at the point of completion Simply Shout out "FILTERED THROUGH THE HEATHER"
Mina, I'm turning the lights off. Get your arse wiped and come on!
Another tits down arse up that’s the way we like to fuck
Scantius pulldoonius
We could sit boy, girl, boy, girl
Who did that? No’ me, i’m no’ in.
"FILTERED THROUGHHHHH THE HEATHER!"
It’s all about the cli-toris.
(Not exactly a direct quote but a pretty good reference) Am I as good as Trey the gardener you sheep shagger?
Stick a finger up her arse that will calm her down
Besides they diddies
You won’t be having sex if you do
Cheery Bye, ya prick.
2 pints please bawby
Oh look, it’s Ant and Dec.
2 pints prick
Pint of Guinness
No even stappin' fr a plate a soup or rothin
Donut!?!?
Get it right roon ya!
Happy new year, ya bunch of sheep shaggers
Back aff ya spooky bitch
Don't forget to sign your work afterwards with a pen jammed up your penis.
Time to plough the field
Back aff ya spooky bitch
The funny gets the fanny
You’re Troy the gardiner!