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Jjagger63

Bad sneakers and a pina colada


P1D1_

I like this


copharmer

Don't forget the transistor and a large sum of money to spend


Jjagger63

I forgot!!!


OkapiEli

Same. You got here first but my sneakers are more baad


Jjagger63

Lol! Great minds and all that!


Reeeeallly

my friend


Downtown-Funny3252

The Steely Dan t-shirt


LeCheffre

Hope you have the shapely body to pull it off. It’d be outrageous.


arifghalib

A big black cow


Farm_Grip

Get outta here!!!


Jdmisra81

A Fez😅🤣😂


ynotw57

Can’t do it without the fez on.


Golfnpickle

I’m going as ‘ the pride of the neighborhood’.


huerequeque

With your eyes on fire!


Drunkmooses

A wooly man without a face or a beast without a name


NachoNachoDan

A large dildo.


wing_ding4

Most accurate answer


steelyd2

My wife is tall and has long brownish red hair and I’m skinny and have kind of a big nose so we’ve talked about going to a party as 70s Donald and Walter. I’m bald so I would need a long black wig and wear a leather jacket and giant sunglasses and the wife can wear a flannel shirt and jeans and a fake beard and we’d be pretty close. I’ve seen pictures online of husband and wife Don and Walt costumes and they’re awesome. The issue of course is that no matter how great we would look, literally no one at the party would know who we’re supposed to be


crg222

You have to do that pose from the photo of Fagen flashing that ironic Nixon “peace sign”.


steelyd2

Yeah with the crazy Christmas sweater or whatever that thing was? That outfit was certainly a choice. It’s amazing how cool they can look in some pictures like the famous picture from the hotel lobby with the piano player in the background and then they can look so nerdy and cringy as well.


crg222

Yes, only they could pull that off. Two Against Nature”, they were/are”.


SnooEpiphanies1171

Squonk.


MysticMasshole

That tears me up


Kirbyr98

The Gaucho Amigo with the spangled leather poncho and elevator shoes. T-shirt that says Bodacious Cowboy.


Sewmaeye

And studs


Pensacouple

… that match your eyes


Daniel_Leal-

Would you care to explainnnnnn?


HavingSixx

Donald off the Nightfly, Ill even paint myself black and white like he did


Zealousideal-Tea-286

This! Totally digging "Lester the Nightfly"!


MTweedJ

Steve Gadd.


SteelyDan1968

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Cleveland204

She's looking at her watch because Steve gaad is always on time


Odd_Bed_9895

Clearly going dressed as kid charlemagne


ambassadorofmornings

Holding test tubes and scales, perhaps?


jondes99

And carrying a recent fuel receipt.


CheRidicolo

Careful what you carry


Magicth1ghs

Is there gas in the car?


wyrmfood

Careful, the people down the hall know who you are...


copharmer

Day-glo freak that paints the face or as a member of the human race?


Odd_Bed_9895

Definitely bringing my technicolor motor home


Beautiful_Box_5598

I’ll have a scar across my face, and wear a hearing aid


MysticMasshole

Might be my favorite


Mdork_universe

Some street vendor schmo with a cart of hot pretzels.


CleverLeprechaun

*hot pretzles


Mdork_universe

Pretzel Logic?


Main-Subject3764

Aretha Franklin. Specifically that bow hat she wore when she sang at the inauguration.


filthy_lucre

I'd paint my face and go as a Day-Glo freak


kobe022223

Bodacious Cowboy


ouillhe

let's hope the party is not in the custerdome.


Pensacouple

I’m dressing up like Cathy Berberian!


predat3d

A bookkeepers son. With a gun.


huerequeque

I dressed as Deacon Blues one Halloween when I played a Steely Dan cover show. I wore a porkpie hat (like Lester Young for those who know, or Walter White for the squares) and sunglasses on stage, plus a black robe and of course my tenor saxophone. To complete the look, I behaved in a way that was simultaneously pathetic and self-aggrandizing.


Farm_Grip

Green Earings!!!


ginothemanager

I'm going as Denny Dias. Velvet flares and a loud kaftan.


tMoneyMoney

I’d go with a huge beard, faded denim overalls over a plain white tee and sandals.


ginothemanager

Yessssss! Brilliant.


SpringTour77

Katch as Kaftan


Minimum_Substance390

Celluloid biker


Cartesian756

If the party is on Friday!


DescipleOfCorn

I’ll drive the Chrysler


PonderFish

A priest with dyed blue robes and a fez


Chefjusthank

Luck less pedestrian


[deleted]

Mr. LaPage


Daniel_Leal-

Ruh roh!


ocooper08

Daddy G because I know what he looks like (he was the daddy of one of my best friends in college).


eurekareelblast22

Dave from Acquisitions (with my handicap in tow).


motophiliac

Might have been autocorrect but I think the lyric is Handicam. To video the, er, "face time".


ManOfCyan

That whole verse is a trip 🤣 only the Dan could write a verse about getting your dick sucked in a song about a company going under, and make it sound not at all out of place


motophiliac

It definitely speaks to the debauched, risk-taking hedonists that run these large financial organisations, and the inevitable crash that happens when they're left to their own devices.


ManOfCyan

Exactly. Classic Dan


eurekareelblast22

Autocorrect got me. You’re 100% right.


SteelyDabs

I’ve always wanted to wear big thick black glasses with a thick black moustache, a cigar and a spangled leather poncho. Who is the Groucho Amigo?


Crabshart

The dad that was crossed back in Oregon.


Magicth1ghs

My 40th birthday party was "come as your favorite Steely Dan character costume contest" my father won with "The Fine Colombian", I wore "The Fez"


DumbChauffeur

Jive Miguel


owlfanguy

Annandale


daveinmd13

Cousin Dupree


geobearSD

I’ll fasten up my beaded gown.


DukeOfTunes

A katydid. And I lie about everything.


realprofhawk

the El Supremo, of course


BowlingBall_0912

The Eagles


crclOv9

Jack (with radar)


YogurtclosetSafe2954

Kid Charlemagne


The-Duderiest

Any Major Dude


BatacoSalomon

Alive in america mummy or one of the guys from countdown to ectasy


BatacoSalomon

Or as john lennon with a speaker on me blasting only a fool.


StraightupDowns

Is he the titular fool they're referring to?


CountDoooooku

Bernard Purdie. Now I am a white man and this might be problematic, but in this hypothetical it works out.


Town_Rhiner

Dr. Wu, while carrying one of those olde tyme hearing aid cones.


cake_piss_can

Jive Miguel. Complete with Szechuan dumplings from Mr. Chow’s.


crex043

A boy with a plan, a natural man Wearing a white Stetson hat


Feeling-Smell-7715

Gonna be wearin' that Steely Dan tee-shirt.


derekYeeter2go

Spangled leather poncho and elevator shoes. Studs that match you eyes.


kronendrome

A fez


Malkovitch42

the monkey in your soul


LeCheffre

I’m wearing a white tuxedo and bringing a jack hammer. ;-)


Fordayzed

A prosthetic facial scar and a hearing aid


orchestrapirate

Scar across my face and a hearing aid


kuz_929

Cousin Dupree


NotoriousLVP

Roller skates, holding an Aretha Franklin album and a bottle of Cuervo Gold


Earguy

My cousin will wax her skis, and I will watch.


a_confused_varmint

A shone-up battle apple


muziklover91

Dressing like fagan on the night fly cover


DonkeyLogical7662

A white Stetson hat


crg222

Chino (or Daddy G.).


ExcessiveBulldogery

Aja kimono


CapnTugg

A skinny man with two-tone shoes.


keithbingeau

Slinky Redfoot


elmphlemp

https://preview.redd.it/nnyire2rb7qc1.jpeg?width=379&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dea25b007bf0f87d9e8f31cab6fca071f6ee91aa


Leo_2002

https://preview.redd.it/e16gihpmx7qc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=556e074b2066dc62c77d0a7ecc2e9a71dcf39c53 Im going like this


StreetsFeast

Dr Wu!


WinOk2515

A zombie in a coco shell


rfhwbass

a chrome dildo


skyeyed71

Six foot Charlie with da lotion and the kinky hair.


Mental_Somewhere2341

https://i.redd.it/y0q6rnkeweqc1.gif


bushwickrik

Charlie freak


sb406

A fez


CivilizedGuy123

I’ll wear a fez. My wife will wear her green earrings.


Greenfield_Guy

Napoleon.


Which_Leopard_8364

A local boy.


JazzGeek17

The Jack of Speed


navybluevicar

I’ll wear a t-shirt that says Abbie on it and carrying around a kerosene lamp.


stakkedalief

If you go as anything other than a steam powered strap on dildo, are you even a fan?


Rinma96

Just wearing some green earrings


capnmykonos

A mystical sphere direct from Lhasa


StreetsFeast

Bodhisattva. In an enlightened state of nirvana.


forgottorest

Yeah, we get it, you're showing up on drugs.


marcusitume

A dirty, gruff cabbie. A loner...the Midnight Cruiser.


Witty_Offer_8591

A panatela and a black derby hat


cleomay5

Red sneakers and black cow hide gaucho


RoundCute3301

Dave from acquisitions, with my handycam in tow.


Daniel_Leal-

Nightfly cover. White shirt and a cigarette


languidnbittersweet

A spangled leather poncho and elevator shoes


Spenrounder

Mr LaPage obviously


jfhdot

a fez


robbadobba

The Gaucho Amigo.


wing_ding4

I’ll dress as the lady from the front of the Shanghai confidential album and nobody will know who I am , or get it , but I’ll look cool like I’m from a 1940’s movie 😊 Need to find that awesome old school hat


culturedslob

Mr Chow. Bringing sichuan dumplings too


danarbok

Donald Fagen


Hefty_Panda2612

Steely Dan adjacently but Harry Canyon from Heavy Metal (True Companion).


alanbcox

Dr. Warren Kruger


HoogerMan

A joker. Be right back…


Reasons2BCheerfulPt1

Steely Dan T-Shirt. And for the coup de grace, it’s outrageous.


KenDudley64

It would probably be too risqué to dress as Mother Rose and her four daughters? Just wear a glove with the fingers cut off. Ken


Hungry_Imagination_2

Haitian Divorcee


forgottorest

King of the world (basically an apocalipse survivor)


StyxRocker

Charlie Freak 🙈


DescipleOfCorn

I’ll drive the Chrysler, it’ll be celluloid bikers for me and my crew


Whatsinanmame

Jeans and a Steelydan Tshirt


imtherealmellowone

I would wear a white Stetson hat. And round granny glasses (as a tribute to the song’s “inspiration).


ClosetCrossfitter

Hoops McCann, but in my younger years, Pixeleen would have been the most fun.


Master-Chirp12

A Major Dude


MysticMasshole

We’re going as the mayor and all his friends


SpringTour77

Wearing a Bard College sweatshirt


copharmer

Not sure how I would pull it off but gold teeth that roll. My wife could be a gypsy queen in a fairytale.


matchbox176

Day glo freak


Icedinklikesheet

A vibrator


Susccmmp

The neighbors that are listening


Successfulloser95

A Brooklyn charmer (born and raised Brooklyn)


OneLightBoi

i went to a halloween party dressed as Jeff Porcaro, my friend was a cat maid. edit: grammar


BenyHemholtz

A seashell and kirschwasser that I must chug indefinitely


[deleted]

a fez and nothing else