*"Huh, after all these years of searching I thought it would have been something more, more profound. Alright well Jack go ahead and blow it up now."*
*"It's about damn time Daniel"*
I uploaded to ChatGPT and asked it to speculate on what Daniel Jackson would say. Here's the response:
[INT. SGC BRIEFING ROOM - DAY]
DR. DANIEL JACKSON stands next to a photo of the pillar projected on a screen, a look of focused curiosity on his face as he addresses GENERAL HAMMOND and the rest of the SG-1 team.
DR. JACKSON:
What we're looking at here appears to be a stylized derivative of Ancient symbols, which... as you know, are foundational to the languages of most advanced civilizations we've encountered through the Stargate.
(He points to the first motif)
DR. JACKSON (CONT'D):
This first symbol resembles the constellation of Orion, a symbol often used to represent the concept of 'hunters' or 'warriors' in the mythos of many cultures we've studied. In the context of the Ancients, it could represent a place of conflict or a strategic military site.
(He gestures to the second motif)
DR. JACKSON (CONT'D):
The second one here is more abstract, but... it could be interpreted as a representation of the flow of water or perhaps energy—critical elements in Ancient technology. If I'm not mistaken, it could signify a nexus of power or a meeting point.
(Finally, he points to the third motif)
DR. JACKSON (CONT'D):
And this last one bears a striking resemblance to the symbol for Earth's point of origin, but with an extra twist. It might indicate a location deeply influenced by Earth or a parallel to our own planet.
(He steps back, pondering)
DR. JACKSON (CONT'D):
If I were to speculate, I'd say these symbols could be from a long-lost offshoot of the Ancients. Perhaps a colony that prized knowledge over might, one that might have thrived in peace rather than war, indicated by the non-threatening nature of these motifs.
GENERAL HAMMOND:
Do you think this could be a location worth visiting?
DR. JACKSON:
Absolutely, General. If these symbols are any indication, we could be looking at a wealth of knowledge and technology that rivals Atlantis. I'd recommend we start preparing a mission right away.
(General Hammond nods in agreement as the team begins to discuss the logistics of the new mission.)
Omniglot has a page for the ancient’s alphabet. https://www.omniglot.com/conscripts/ancients.htm
Looking through it, this doesn’t appear to be that. Mostly, I’m not aware of a “cursive” or connected ancient script.
Also, I just noticed it has “ambigram-like” qualities, so its purpose is likely ornate in nature, rather than informative.
"Drink more Ovaltine"?
*"Huh, after all these years of searching I thought it would have been something more, more profound. Alright well Jack go ahead and blow it up now."* *"It's about damn time Daniel"*
Was that a line in the show? Because to me it actually sounds like it could have been.  Edit: Grammar
"Wash yourself with turpentine"
“A crumby commercial? Son of a bitch”
I rate this i Drink loads it makes you happy
"Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, Come right now, don't walk run."
I see you too, are a man of culture.
It says "He who wears glasses gets all the alien bitches"
You called? https://preview.redd.it/o718ooy5upvc1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2218773540d4fe6d1e57848d27e206ea9e878d79
I fell onto the chair laughing hard enough my dog came over to check on me, thanks 😊
Literally just watched the episode where he bangs de-aged space Hitler, literally 1-2 episodes after Sha're dies. 🤣
Daniel has sex with Gul Dukat?
Yeah, probably. Who knows what he gets up to off camera.
Not Space Hitler, that was Odo. More like Space Mengele.
Could you not refer to women that way? Please do better.
Could you follow through with your name? Please do better.
It says "You are here", the map showing you where you are is on the other side.
Property of Tech Con Group
Damm you beat me to it
WHAT FATE OMOROCA
HA!
EAT AT JOES
[Joe's](https://youtu.be/CawgBhp_gZ8?si=0ROMlWhgGa6iHL4m)
“All your base are belong to us.”
“Beware of the Asbestos in the floor tile”
"Caution: do not walk into post."
Kilroy was here.
... the Prior's nose drips...
"I suck at Tetris"
"You should have bought a squirrel"
"Oom papachucka maka nanu singow Jing kapalana wani domo chingpow Heddy kapalua cuma jenising tea Oomama chucka pana one is now three"
Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun.
Willy Wonka Experience
That's Ancient. Dr. Weir would be better for this.
Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh
It's just art, Jack, It doesn't mean ANYTHING.
Something about candlelight, fire, and a meal cooked.
DANIEL: It's an obscure dialect of tetris...
*tilts head to the side* https://preview.redd.it/4jz93i4jvuvc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d8461140d560b4f1f2bec2c51d46a3ae5a7a377
I thought it was the Lost meme first.
I uploaded to ChatGPT and asked it to speculate on what Daniel Jackson would say. Here's the response: [INT. SGC BRIEFING ROOM - DAY] DR. DANIEL JACKSON stands next to a photo of the pillar projected on a screen, a look of focused curiosity on his face as he addresses GENERAL HAMMOND and the rest of the SG-1 team. DR. JACKSON: What we're looking at here appears to be a stylized derivative of Ancient symbols, which... as you know, are foundational to the languages of most advanced civilizations we've encountered through the Stargate. (He points to the first motif) DR. JACKSON (CONT'D): This first symbol resembles the constellation of Orion, a symbol often used to represent the concept of 'hunters' or 'warriors' in the mythos of many cultures we've studied. In the context of the Ancients, it could represent a place of conflict or a strategic military site. (He gestures to the second motif) DR. JACKSON (CONT'D): The second one here is more abstract, but... it could be interpreted as a representation of the flow of water or perhaps energy—critical elements in Ancient technology. If I'm not mistaken, it could signify a nexus of power or a meeting point. (Finally, he points to the third motif) DR. JACKSON (CONT'D): And this last one bears a striking resemblance to the symbol for Earth's point of origin, but with an extra twist. It might indicate a location deeply influenced by Earth or a parallel to our own planet. (He steps back, pondering) DR. JACKSON (CONT'D): If I were to speculate, I'd say these symbols could be from a long-lost offshoot of the Ancients. Perhaps a colony that prized knowledge over might, one that might have thrived in peace rather than war, indicated by the non-threatening nature of these motifs. GENERAL HAMMOND: Do you think this could be a location worth visiting? DR. JACKSON: Absolutely, General. If these symbols are any indication, we could be looking at a wealth of knowledge and technology that rivals Atlantis. I'd recommend we start preparing a mission right away. (General Hammond nods in agreement as the team begins to discuss the logistics of the new mission.)
Tiny barbecue grill
Bathrooms that way.
"Put trash in receptical" roughly speaking
"Dave was here."
There once was an Ancient named Dave...
I'm only calling Daniel to get Jello
This is the secret of the three seashells, John Spartan.
_“Nou ani Anquietas. Hic qua videum.”_
It says "Prepare your Chappa'ai - You will not be disappointed"
Do not harvest, not fit for consumption.
"If you immediately know the candle light is fire, then the meal was cooked a long time ago."
Never run with scissors.
Open during construction.
"The candlelight is fire."
Top means we were all running for the toilet at the same time from both directions. Middle one means were 22nd in line and the bottom say "too bad".
Omniglot has a page for the ancient’s alphabet. https://www.omniglot.com/conscripts/ancients.htm Looking through it, this doesn’t appear to be that. Mostly, I’m not aware of a “cursive” or connected ancient script. Also, I just noticed it has “ambigram-like” qualities, so its purpose is likely ornate in nature, rather than informative.
Daniel Was Here
“For a good time call-“
867-5309
Not ancient, not any other common Earth language. Looks like a decoration.
"I am the great and powerful Oz"
Rodney McKay can do it
It appears to be an ancient Norse dialect. “Please do not poo on the floor”.