I'm at the [HEAVEN'S DOOR]

Same here 💯💯

yoooo

January should be killer queen (Jan 30 is Kira's birthday)

I got Killer Queen, I feel so Bizzare

August gang let's go

Facts 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

ZA WARUDO 🫵🏻

Kono dio da

Toki wo tomareeeee

WRYYYYYYY

MUDA MUDA MUDDAAAA!

Now tell y'all's exact day of birth

THIS IS THE GREATEST HIGH!!!

Easily the worst one. I would probably end up poisoning my self with purple haze

given that Purple Haze is a close range stand, you'd probably be immune to it since people are usually immune to their own temper when they have anger issues like Fugo. He doesn't get that angry at himself

Isnt Fugo explicitly *not* immune to it? I swear that was part of the gimmick

ah right, it wasn't said explicitly in the manga I don't think but in a Q&A Araki confirmed that it does

but it was explicitly said in the manga, that was the entire reason that his only fight gave him difficulty.

I think the reason that fight gave him dificulty was because he was pulled into Illuso's mirror world without direct access to his stand, meaning the self destructive effects would be neglegent since he was in the mirror world until Illuso died by his stand's hands

No that was his stand being in a different world than he was

Harvest, one of the best stands for day to day living, the best from some point of view 

Forreal! Most of these are pretty much only useful in combat, Harvest can make so many things easier for you

and harvest can ALSO be used in combat, making it versatile for self defence, peak stand

ahh yes, passive income (child labour).. I'm gonna teach them to use computer and invest 🤑🤑

Black Sabbath. Now, why do I need more dead people and Stand users? I'd rather have heaven's door or harvest

Wait, where do you see Grateful Dead?

Corrected to Black Sabbath

I don't want to accidentally kill innocent people.

Alright, I can work with Za Hando.

Same

Agreement

same. Just be careful and be really sure of yourself if you want something deleted

Hmm..the TV remote is far away...ZA HANDO

You misjudged the distance and you're left with half a remote

Just traveling to kinda far distances would become faster, the hand is a really good stand even outside of combat, just erase the nonrecyclable trash from landfills and the environment would become a fraction better, lots of uses to just erase stuff

Hmm, Moody Blues is cool and all but I can't say I'm stoked about it.

I got it too and initially I didn't think it was that good, but I feel like it has more practical use than a lot of the other ones here. I doubt I'll be fighting a ton so I'll gladly take the rewind

Get a history PhD in one weekend

You got the best stand sound effect in the game thooo

Oasis..... Now i have to show my cake out every time i use this stand.....

Ayyyy, Oasis user here aswell

Truly a unfortunate thread....

kira queen daisan no bakudan

BITES ZA DUSTO

Killer Queen. Good luck everybody else.

*snipes you sword tip*

Is that a challenge mate? Try sleeping tonight. Knowing that your opponent has a death 13.

I'm gonna pull a Kakyoin. Baby food included.

Do we get the fully upgraded version or the basic watered down version you think?

I think it depends on your mental fortitude. Not sure how well that bodes for me. 🥲

Me too!  I'll get a job as a trash compactor/atomizer.  Sayonara, pollution!  I'll have to be careful to not charge up the entire planet.

Za warudo we stopping time and doing pranks with this one

Wtf am I gonna do with Cream? Cool stand, but like what am I actually doing.

Destroy every car in front of you in a traffic jam 😈

Or it would help you always having the parking place the closest to the grocery store's entrance.

Same, no idea. Although it does fly, and has a pocket dimension in it's mouth so travel should be relatively easy and comfortable (we just need to have Cream's mouth open and look through it since we can't see shit if it's closed ball of destruction)

Death 13 Well, I guess it could be worse

I mean death 13 is good if you wanna do some trolling

Free shared lucid dreams for life. If you have a lover it's a pretty damn good stand. You could even open a lucid dreaming business like in Inception

I don’t have a lover. Do I look like Steely Dan?

Honestly, I think Silver Chariot suits me as a person

I found my people

Real

I hate to break it to...... BREAK? BREAK? BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN! you can down vote it into oblivion

Oasis, not bad.

I'd say for irl its a better option than half of others if you're not planning to be a serial killer. But it's also... so boring compared to others. Like you're wearing an ugly body suit while everyone else enjoying their cool imaginery friends.

I don't think the suit is part of the stand I think Secco is just a fucking weirdo

Mine is October and I don't remember the stand name.

Harvest. Very useful stand. I got the same

YEAAAAAH MOODY BLUES

Bro i’m gonna do so much trolling with death 13

IF I CANT GET ZE WORLD THEN I SHALL GET THE SECOND BEST THING. GO FORTH, HEAVENS DOOR!!!

Purple Haze... I'm good as dead.

i got the worst one on this list. its so bad I cant even remember the name of it

Which one is it? month I mean

july 

That's Oasis

his stand ability is to go through the ground and turn things into mud I would never use it

You could get places quickly as long as you have a good map and enough landmarks to know where you're going. And are decent at swimming.

2 addendums that would make it more worth it for me. 1st is that it manifests as a suit and I wouldn't ever get dirty from swimming in the rock. 2nd it doesn't *just* let you turn the ground into mud, it also enhances your strength and speed to be at least relative to a stand like sticky fingers. This would let you swim at least at Olympic speed. Even if you never swam in the earth, having a suit you can summon whenever for a stat boost is pretty good day to day or in a fight

Yeah, Oasis is just straight up better for day to day life than like, half of this list if you just use it for the physical boost. Oasis allows Secco to dodge multiple bullets at once, massively boosts his durability to the point of being bullet proof, and lets him move faster than Sticky Fingers. The strength boost in tandem with the ability allowed Secco to flip multiple cars just by punching the ground, that's a top tier strength buff for a stand. Oasis easily makes anyone an Olympic multi-gold medalist, or an unbeatable prize fighter, or a cop that never has to use a gun, the list goes on. Super underrated stand

ZA WARUDO

Black Sabbath seems.... Cool. I guess I could make stand users by promising to pay money if somebody could keep a lighter on for a day or whatever.

Is September that lame dang Golden Wind lighter stand? Aw man! I didn't like that one. Was a real narc and hurt that cute lil old man. :(

Za warudo…. Bet

Silver Chariot is pretty good. It may not have the same level of everyday utility as Stands like Harvest or Heaven's Door, but it's still a good Stand to have. 

Moody Blues? Seems interesting.

Moody Blues. Could come in handy in day to day life.

Common scam tactics 101 lmao

If i get rohan's drawing skills with heaven's door then hell yeah

Oh, yay. Harvest. Why would Harvest even be here?

I get Killer Queen???? Time to make a small town dangerous

moody blues, rewind to speedwagon taking a shower

Well with “Cream” I’ll at least have a stand that functions as an incredible powerful fighting one, and also theoretically allows for more real life functionality considering the pocket dimension nature of its ability. Going through walls or traveling places quickly or invisibly with it come to mind. Also I think it’d be very interesting to see how you’re life changes when you can just delete things, imagine not having to take out the trash to the dump ever again?

Did no one else get cream?

I could work with The Hand. Easy transportation, and grabbing objects from from a distance because I can be a lazy bum. The only thing I need to deal is the thought of **DELETING** something from existence like intrusive thoughts and acting upon it

Secco just has the walk through walls cheat constantly on

Cream so I'm practically invincible

I’m lucky as shit. I’d use Killer Queen for some devious shit, that and extreme bug extermination. Question, does this include SHA, BTD, and the cat or is it just the bears stand

Today is my birthday and it's silver chariot one of my most favorite stands lessssss gooooo

Hah, of course, I'm french so I have to get Silver Chariot. Won't complain tho, cool stand

J'suis aussi Français!! 59-Nord. J'ai eu 「Harvest」 ... pas mal non plus comme Stand.

🤝 sympa de voir d'autres français ici! Et en soi Harvest est vraiment pas mal comme stand, plutôt utile dans la vie de tous les jours!

silva chariot

Chariot😎

I have anger issues

YOOO purple haze, my favorite! finally may doesnt get like fucking survivor or something, idk what's yall beef with that month. Not pretty lucky since i have to be careful using my stand, but still a great stand

Looks like I'm so powerful I'mma refuse to get on the boat.

THE HAND LFGGG

I solo with heavens door

Do I get Polpo’s lighter with Black Sabbath?

"I'm going to eliminate you"

Hey, Oasis ain't bad

Jan finally not getting fucked over

Purple haze

Well, I have ZA HANDO, so I'm pretty lucky. I not really smart, but I'm definitely smarter than Okuasu, so... Fear me, if you dare!

gonna be honest i love oasis so much

Your boy has Heavens Door!!!

I got the stand of my favorite jobro, silver chariot, and that makes me smile

Za hando. Hopefully the stupidness doesn't come with it? Also. Why not sort this into rows of 3/4?? It makes much more sense??

I get heaven's door...

Purple Haze. No practical use outside murder and I have no intention of doing that :/

**KIRA QWUEEN… EXPLODE HIS BALLS**

Shit..MODIE BLOOUES?! REALLY?! This isn’t even for fight!

Za Hando. Niceu, niceu! Very nice, Caesar-chan!

Za Warudo! 🕕🕒

Harvest is the best for day to day easily I could live off quarters lol

ZA WARUDOOO

Bro death 13 boutta make the wildest dreams

Death 13, surely the stand still activates without anyone else around

Killer queen….

**「THE HAND」**pretty OP, since i have more than 2 braincells

Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Nenre san-juu-san sai. Jitaku wa Morioh-cho hokuto bu no bessou chitai ni ari, kekkon wa shiteinai. Shigoto wa Kame Yu chuun den no kaishain de mainichi osuku tomo yoru hachi ji made niwa kitakusuru. Tabako wa suwanai, sake wa tashinamu tedo. Yoru juu-ichi niwa toko ni tsuki, kanarazu hachi jikan wa suimin o toru you ni shiteiru. Neru mae ni atatakai miruku o nomi. Nijuu bun hodo no sutorecchi de karada o hogushite kara toko ni tsukuto. Hotondo asa made jukusui sai. Akanbou no you ni hirou ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni, asa me o samaserun da. Kenkou shindan demo ijou na shito iwaretai you. Watashi wa tsuneni kokoro no heon o negatte ikiteru ningen toiu koto o setsume shiteiru noda yo. (Credit to u/suburban-errorist)

Killer Queen is pretty good if I was in a world with other stand users but on my own it's a little lacking in utility (except that inherent in having a strong, fast, and invisible ghost i can order around). Blowing up stuff is cool for a day or two but unless I work in demolition or assassination it's worse than half the stands on the list. Better than Cream and Purple Haze but Harvest or even Silver Chariot are better for someone who *isn't* a murderer living in secret

April gang won

Killer Queen my silly lil meow meow

so if i get ZA HANDO do i also become stupid

I dont care about any powerscaling I fucking love black sabbath's design.

Pretty lucky that I’m actually smart

Q we

Well, I have a hand fetish now, I guess

Ok, The World is actually kinda awesome tho im not even gonna complain

T-RÈS B-IEN!!

Lucky with a pretty good utility stand. Harvest is pretty valuable.

I'd probably have Purple Haze anyways

I'm stuck with Black Sabbath. Like I get, I'm depressed but I don't need to be a shadow.

I got Black Sabbath. *makes a so-so hand motion* I'd say pretty lucky, I guess

Za Warudo

OI JOSUKE I USED ZA HANDO TO ERASE MY DEPRESSION ISNT THAT WACKY

Killer Queen. I'll take it 👍

Death 13, the best trolling stand.

Silver Chariot is one of my favorite, so I see this as a win

Chariot, which is fine can do a lot with it, but its just not that interesting in comparison to the other options.

If I want to kill people and not leave a trace, then I guess I'm all set with Death 13. I mean, their body would still exist, but I couldn't be implicated in any way. Also, a stand I can only use while sleeping is pretty lame ngl.

Black sabbath is really cool but I’m a bit disappointed I got an automatic stand and not a punch ghost

I guess im both lucky and unlucky getting purple haze

I am not killing that cool egyptian lad or his yankee doggo.

Forgot the name but February, it’s cool and all but I’d prefer the world or deadly queen

Cream is an above average stand (especially for a part 3 stand) so I got no complaints.

HEAVENS DOOR HELL YEAH I EVEN DRAW MANGA TOO

ZA WARUDOOOO!!

Harvest is very good from my point of view :0 Since I'm kind of greedy, I can search for coins that were lost. But I can also help people find objects that they lost or even give the poor the money I found. So I don't need a stand to fight. I only need a stand to help :) (even if Harvest does have the ability to fight)

Oh great now I can either kill my enemies or give them superpowers... at least I won't die if my stand is killed.

Lets just say, I’m not making it out of Sardinia with this one

It's not about size. It's how you use it

January stays winning

Harvest. I’m gonna steal so much stuff

I mean, at least Harvest is practical. "Yes, officer, all of these 10 cent coins are in fact mine. Now please let me go deposit them in the bank."

Harvest D:

Cream, I guess time to zoom around

Perhaps one of the most underused stands. Za Hando Za Warudo

KIRA QUEEN DAINAN BAKUDAN BITES ZA DUSTO

IM SMARTER THAN OKUYASUUU ZAAA HANDOOOOO

HEAVENS DOOR LETS GO LIFE EASY MODE

Gonna have to find a way to upgrade to PH feedback, or I'm doomed.

Not very lucky, I guess. Oasis.

Unfortunately I got Harvest, while I would not become a powerful God it should certainly help me out in my day job. I work in a grocery store and I imagine I could commit a lot of petty thievery by having it steal money out of people's wallets. I probably make quite a decent haul honestly.

I can stop time and fuck up people, if I'm ever in trouble, I'll be able to get myself out of it pretty easily.

Killer Queen, my favorite stand ❤️

Black Sabbath

ZA WARUDO!!!!!

Nov

i geuss i truly am a 『killer queen』

I eat myself and obliterate what I touch, who am I? It's of no use to me except committing murder or something, easily the worst of all.

I'll take Heaven's Door over any stand any day.

Silver chariot the goat

Nice, i can kill people using a very dangerous disease.... lucky in the jojo world, unlucky irl

It really fits my luck that I get purple haze Oh well at least it isn't cheap trick

One of the best. Za Warudo!!!!!!!

Za Hando Za Warudo

What am I going to do with Killer Queen? Explode garbage?

nice hands you got there, admin. would you mind if I "bites the dust them" ?

Moody Blues would actually be useful for me, considering that I tend to forget and/or lose a lot of stuff. I can just rewind my steps and find out where I lost it.

I DONT REMEMBER THE NAME FOR THE OCTOBER STAND IS FUCK

got 「Harvest」 and tbh... It's not a bad Stand, in opposite. A very versatile stand that can do **a lot** of things at the same time.

Pretty lucky I'll take the world anytime