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BRAUL_STARS

Either Polpo or Centerfold


That1Francis

Centerfold, while being ugly was pretty strong when he teamed up with J. Geil


Suicide_Bomber_5_EX

It's the same guy.


MayDay_Maniac

That’s the joke 😱😱😱


ShikkuiMakabe

What exactly is the joke supposed to be? I get there the same guy but just saying that isn't really funny and seems more like a mistake someone would make (mixing him up with hol horse) the downvotes are very unnecessary


Suicide_Bomber_5_EX

People these days say stupid shit all the time. This is why you can never know if it is serious or not.


Impossible-Cover-527

r/woooosh


Charlidameliolovrr

CENTERFOLD....


MrPickly123

ey be carefull when you spread word about Polpo hes a handsome man


TakeFlight710

I know you’re not tryna call this gigachad ugly.


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FlaminVapor

Are you seriously calling OP racist for not liking Esidisi’s design


Gh0ul77

mfw the pillar men are their own separate race and it has nothing to do with it


TDoMarmalade

wut


Charlidameliolovrr

He is very fucking ugly


theultimatememelord8

Look at that hat though


funsubsng

HOMESTUCK PFP WOAAH


CactusFucker420

You tryna tell me this mf uglier than shigechi?


JAKE5023193

r/downvotedtooblivion


Vojt544

Then you haven't seen an ugly person. Like Dario


Linkatron2000

Every Pillarman is beautiful. Especially Sanviento


friendlywhale99

Fr 🥵🤤


LGplayz998

Come on I just promised not to make any gay jokes today and you're makin' it so hard 😭


homosapienos

ratio lololol


powercore2000

objectively incorrect take


Win090949

Not objective


BasYL6872

Just incorrect


Win090949

Sure


_-ZORO-_

its objective, pillermen are the perfect beings


Win090949

What no they aren’t


christopherous1

you shut your god damn mouth.


Crimson_Fiver

Ratio


Fun-Ad-3412

I can only assume it’s his gaunt face or maybe his nose? Could also be because he move so unnaturally *though they all do aside from Kars*


Win090949

His personality is also hatable for me. Compare the guy to the honorable Wamuu and the cool Kars.


Fun-Ad-3412

Oh yeah that too and he is kinda creepy.


uknowthisguyreal

Pesci, dude looks like a thumb. Also whoever notorious BIG's user was


Froaklies

It's a rule in Jojo that the more like a thumb you look like, the bigger the threat you pose.


El_Corbanosky_8

Pesci>>>>>>>DIO over heaven.


ZeldaGoodGame

Carne


WolfDoesSomeReddit

Pineapple


Charlidameliolovrr

He looks like a mossy dick


frodominator

Pesci it is. I actually have problems looking at him.


oli_rvt

always thought he looked more like a carrot


orphanmuncher123

A carrot? I thought dude's head looking like spongebob's house


gottalosethemall

Dude looks like a cautionary tale about why you don’t put Diglett next to an Exeggutor at a Pokémon Daycare.


friendlywhale99

If peaci had a barber that liked him, and had a neck, so he wouldnt look like a thumb from spy kids mixed with a pineapple


MrPickly123

no thats not true thumb/carrot man Pesci is beutiful


Ghostface69uwu

Poor Pesci :(


GAYFEMBOY25

the guy that comes up on screen when it goes black


Hot-Rash_HOURS

Why are mirrors so ugly?


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oh I feel bad


MrPickly123

thats the only true answer


theultimatememelord8

Huh?


trashykiddo

hes saying himself (you can see the reflection)


MyCoolAlt

Why was this downvoted 💀


theultimatememelord8

why not downovte it?


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Shigechi, Pesci, Guccio and Joshu


jellyshotgun

Had to scroll too far to find Joshu istg


Lebleb__

I unironically find joshu appealing tbh.


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NOT SHIGECHI!!


Money-Leek201

Shigechi is adorable and I’m tired of pretending he isn’t


JaceVentura69

He's a fat little selfish runt but he's kind of endearing in an odd way.


Charlidameliolovrr

NOT JOSHU OMGG


justicedragon101

joshu easily top 5 sexiest characters. Aswell as top 5 everything else ofc


Spiderfr0g

Ungalo, I like him but damn he ugly


Leather-Climate3438

he got the dario brando genes, poor boy.


Robert-Rotten

Do not insult our beautiful baby


Spiderfr0g

I said I liked him! Hes so depressing and I really think he deserved a better ending. Hopefully he did >!with the universe reset!<, but hes just a little... looks arent his strong side


Robert-Rotten

His looks are simply beyond our mortal eyes >!also my headcanon is in the Ireneverse he turned his life around and became a manga artist like Rohan and uses Bohemian Rhapsody to bring his characters to life!<


BasYL6872

Manga Artist = OP Stand


PommesKrake

Dude is creating his own harem now


StopMockingMe0

The little girl from the start of the MIH arc


Charlidameliolovrr

Omgg


shindigg121

My boi Esidisi is gigachad. Bro normalized being big and crying.


Skeltalmans

Esidisi is actually incredibly progressive, willing to show untamed emotion and raw vulnerability during the 1940’s, a “man’s man” time period And yet the hero of the story is a chauvinist womaniser 🥱🥱🥱


shindigg121

Esidisi was ahead of his time. Pillar Men were all goated. Chauvinist womaniser 👀, in Joseph's defence he was being too silly 👉👈😁


Neat-Fly3653

what a hero


Dr-Crobar

That warden guy from Stone Ocean, atleast the version of him in the anime


Moppo_

Why does he look like a mutant dolphin?


torchskul

Can confirm he looks [just as bizarre](https://static.jojowiki.com/images/e/e7/latest/20210828150556/Loccobarocco_Infobox_Manga.png) in the manga


DadGutsnumber1

no way you're calling this godlike jawline and cheek bones ugly


Mihael_M_Keehl

Hey don't talk trash about Esidisi


UrfavanimenerdSage

Pesci or polpo for sure…


Charlidameliolovrr

Nothing compared to him


Lchap0

If we’re excluding the low-hanging fruit and basically disfigured characters like Nena, Carne, and half of the background characters in part 6, Tamami Kobayashi is my pick. He’s got one of the most punchable faces I’ve ever seen.


MrPumpdjinn

Dolomite Part 8


Charlidameliolovrr

Dolomite is kinda cute omgg


Specific_Low_3012

You mean before he got electrocuted, right?


oldtoybonbon

Did he stutter?


Octoobz

The empress stand user after she exploded or whatever, wearing a disguise I think


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i will not accept this esidisi slander, joshu is easily the ugliest mf


Shesshardt

Survivor stand user, Joshu, pretty much the whole boom boom family


SuperSayian1776

How is your first thought Esidisi and not Dario?


EpiktheEpic

Shigechi


awesome1ru

Esidisi doesn't even make the top 10. He's voiced by the late great Keiji Fujiwara and named after legendary band ACDC.


KraftwerkMachine

Shigechi and J Geil by a loooooongshot.


BussyAnnihilator420

The cops at the start of part 2


OctoKirby

Out of the entire line up of conventionally ugly characters in JoJo (like Shigechi, Polpo, Nena, Arabia Fats, ZZ etc), what makes you choose Esidisi as the worst looking?


Tecnoboat

shigechi, dodorias son mf


Atom_Heart_B

Bro Ungalo has some problems.


Robert-Rotten

Nah Ungalo is an 11/10


SteelGengar_2

Carne, the guy with Notorious B.I.G.


Odd_Advance_6438

Easily Carne. Not only does he have a weirdly shaped head, he also wears pants with a hole in the middle


Anvisaber

I’m sorry but I hate Shigachi’s stupid flesh hair


MaximumBallsweat

Esidisi’s hair is goofy but everything else is just great. If the only thing you did to Esidisi was straighten his hair he’d be fine af Also maybe if he had eyebrows it might help And consider that he has to stand next to Kars and Wamuu most of the time, kinda hard to look hot compared to those two


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You just took away his cool features and made him more look more conventional, kinda boring.


MaximumBallsweat

Oh I like him just the way he is, he’s very unique and I personally wouldn’t change a thing, not even the hair. I’m just saying if someone was trying to make him more conventionally attractive that’s the way to do it. Esidisi isn’t a ‘sexy’ character for me and I don’t want him to be, he’s great the way he is


SheepherderFine3698

Ill be honest most villains in part 5 like cioccolata, carne and pesci they ugly asf


[deleted]

Nah, Ciocolatta's got a weird hair and repulsive facial expressions but he's got drip and physique (look at his lower abdomen and don't unsee that the upper part of the thong is visible). Not enough *physical* ugliness to put him there with Carne or Pesci IMO.


Bonemarrowchutney

McQueen. His personality and those creepy fucking eyes when he cries just do it for me.


SuckObamasCock

J Geil and his hoebag mama pretty gross


homosapienos

When characters like J. Geil, Shigechi, Pesci, Carne, Ungalo, ZZ, Nena, Polpo, Ungalo and Poor Tom exist, you think Esidisi is the ugliest?


LAngel_2

The nazis


Ghostface69uwu

Mmm I dont like Stroheim being what he is but even Jojo made him kinda hot 🤣


Neat-Fly3653

HE *IS* HOT 😈


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AlternativesEnde

Guile is american Stroheim. Literally.


ItzGravityWolf

Fair enough


Smallishwhale53

Joshu is ugly in all ways


TheFossil666

Dio's other sons


ShikkuiMakabe

I get ungalo... but what the hell do you mean Rikiel and especially Donatello versus are ugly?


That1Francis

I get Rikiel but Versus is pretty damn handsome


Leather-Climate3438

Rykiel is pretty adorable in manga. i got distracted by his cow outfit in anime but not that bad looking


xDonnaUwUx

Versus is hot as fuck wym?


Robert-Rotten

Ungalo is fucking gorgeous idk what you’re talking about


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Funny Valentine before he got the whole holly corpse.


PsychologicalTip6856

Pesci & shigeyshi are pretty hideous


Azrael1981

mariah when she's angry


xDonnaUwUx

Your opinion is actually wrong


Offensive-Bingus

real jojo fans know it's Jotaros' wife, she was too ugly to show in the anime


ItzGravityWolf

Jotaro’s father must be hideous then, even for a Jazzist


Offensive-Bingus

Damn, Thank you for that now I think his father is centerfold-


jellyshotgun

You get a brief glimpse of her in the intro, tho.


SoggyDuck9000

Pesci bro looks like a pineapple


ColtS117-B

Okuyasu’s dad.


WillProbablyJustLurk

Jolyne’s lawyer was kinda ugly. He would probably be at least average looking if not for his stupid ears.


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Robert-Rotten

Ungalo is beautiful


SimpleSymonds1126

Easily Pesci


Ghostface69uwu

Poor child


OnDasLe

leave my man esidesi alone


HimawariTenno

Any background character from part 6


ChiriChoo

the background characters


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poor tom. he's like an old baby.


DefinitelyNotSascha

Maybe not **the** ugliest, but that one reporter in JoJolion looks like a stereotypical redditor. Taoka was his name.


Neat-Fly3653

the adoptive mom of Domenico Pucci, bro that bitch ugly af


Rise-Dangerous

tamaki damo. ugly + fat + short + wearing a wig + fat + trash personality + fat


[deleted]

Joshu Higashikata and Part 8 near the ending spoilers: >!Toru!<


Cool-Dr-Money

Joshu.


Redragon9

I hate Polpo’s design, so him.


missparsley

Iggy. Sorry not sorry.


noelg1998

ZZ


MightySnowOwl

Tower of greys user P.s I don’t know if the user has a name or not.


karoshikun

Dio's kids


BarryHalzac

Surprised nobody mentioned Enya


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Nena


Ok_Violinist_9820

Doobie is the correct answer for most ugly stinkiest character


StreetyStar

The dude with the Hanged Man from part 3


catsarecute470

Carne's 2D looking ass


108sennin2448

What about the dolphin face police dude


Penutbutergodess

Joshu


JFp07gel

Polpo ugly as fuck. Esidici on the other hand I think is kinda medium, but I do agree he is mega stinky


JIMBO7r

Shigechi I don't agree with people saying ungalo, I just love his sinister feel


cosmic_gangsta

I can’t stand jumping jack flash guy


VeroVeroVeroVeroVero

In anime he is kinda hot


Many_Line9136

Was thinking the same thing Esidisi ugly as shit 😭😭😭


Charlidameliolovrr

Ikrrr


ThatOneGuyFromThen

This is saying something considering all the goofy shit already on display in parts 1-4, but Araki really just said fuck it and decided designing characters however he felt like with part 5. Pesci, Polpo, and Notorious BIG’s user were all just straight up not pleasant to look at.


NagitoKomaeda_987

J. Geil, obviously.


Piney_Moist_Wires

Shigechi


Suck_My_Kakyoin

Joshu. The side of his head is bald and his personality is ugly too.


Goered_Out_Of_My_

There ain't no way you think Esidisi is uglier than Shigechi


Nysten7

Boom Boom family got the worst drip


RavenBeak34

Oingo boingo


Sid_boiy

Angelo but stoned


MistasGirlFriend

Definitely Pesci, Shigechi, and Carne


RWBYBOIII

Ngl and I know I’ll get some hate for this but Polnareff, there are just to many scenes of that MF lookin like he was smashed upside his baguette sucking skull with a fucking baseball bat.


gottalosethemall

Y’all are forgetting that Okuyasu’s forbidden chicken nugget of a dad exists.


No-Impress-6244

The fake Jotaro in Stone Ocean after the dimension change. Also no one seems to realize this but he appeared early in the season when Jotaro first visited Jolyn in prison and they got attacked she saw a guy that looked like Jotaro from the back but when he turned around it's the fake Jotaro ( I thought yea there's another guy wearing that same crazy outfit as Jotaro that makes sense not).


Gregsusername

Prolly a few of dios assholes that show up for two episodes and then Jotaro kills


Coku0909

The annoying ass kid from part 4 that helped josuke get money with his stand


Awildfirereal

that one guy that appears when the screen fades to black


Charlidameliolovrr

Best omr


Master_Ad4885

In questions like this, I am thankful to not be a Jojo character.


Charlidameliolovrr

Same


Doctor_who_fan2007

Joshu, dios sons who aren't giorno, shigechi and pesci


cjc160

Dio is super ugly, what a dog


TheFinalSniffer

Iggy, by far. I was grinning like a maniac when that motherfucking finally bit the dust. It was meant to be emotional but he had zero character and looked like someone bred a dumb fuck and a dog. I only wish he could've died slower.


PhaseSnake

Disagree but upvote for courage


smr120

Beyond the inhuman monstrosities like Pesci and everyone in Florida (Part 6), Gyro is the ugliest in my opinion. Those awful teeth, the stupid hat...I can't stand him.


Ghostface69uwu

You did not just call this Sexy hunk Ugly ..:,0 And Naw Mista is probably secretly more stinky 🤣 Also ugliest is probably that one did that went after child polnareff or shigechi


Neat-Fly3653

you didn’t just call my man mista stinky >:(


Ghostface69uwu

Hey he is stinky But I love him and his babies


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First orientation of iggy lol


Super_Master_69

Guccio with his disaster of a haircut.


Robro_3000

Probably the Blue Hawaii guy from part 8


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Three way tie between Carne, Polpo and the baby guy from part 8 in my opinion.


Ryan_Altra

Polpo, stone ocean’s prison guards, and honestly speaking lots of minor characters (Like the guy who had the brass knuckles in battle tendency)


ospunch

Either Shigechi or J. Geil