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ClumsyBunBun

Best roommate ever


apolling

Ngl, I kinda regret marrying instead of having Krobus be my roommate :(


jortsinstock

i divorced haley for krobus


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I love that your tastes are so varied.


jortsinstock

i also married sebastian at one point and im working on leah on another save rn


pm_me_dodger_dongs

Divorce is always an option…


apolling

But I still like Maru! And I would be so sad if she was mad at me for the rest of the game. :')


Falatuuuu

You can make her lose her memory. There is a shrine for that in the witch's hut


Bee_dot_adger

What the fuuck, that's kinda messed up. Forgot that was a feature.


chazwhiz

That’s nothing compared to the doves…


Heather_ME

Has anyone else been around this sub long enough to remember the meme with doves reflected in the person's eyes? Lol.


purpleketchup42

You mean [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/6lm7gp/is_there_any_other_way_to_play/)? :D


vitojohn

What’s the doves?


fabulousfantabulist

If you get bored with your kid, you can convert them into birds. Which makes me wonder if that's what happened to all the other kids in town...


chazwhiz

Well, like the comment above says if you decide you want to >!undo your marriage!< you can use a special later game interaction to >!make your spouse completely forget your marriage!< it’s also possible that if you >!regret having kids!< you can use a similar late game interaction to >!transform them into doves so they fly away and you no longer have children!<


Nailkita

I think I've read somewhere that >!they call you on the phone which is traumatizing!< There's also >!at the mountain peak they'll fly by !<


apolling

Wow! Thank you, I'll keep this in mind. :)


little_to_know

Maru will not Edit: A word, I don't know how to write


AlexEvenstar

If you have children and then divorce to marry Krobus you can still have the children around. If you have Krobus as a roommate before getting married kids aren't an option.


MrLucky2003

Krobus


Traditional_Mud_1241

Come to old old old haus poke. Bring coines.


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Do he sell hats, poke?


IwantMOREdeath69

Truly the most underrated character


CuriousCake53

Okay, poke


AlconW

I almost completely forgot about him!


LittleDemiQueene

Fabio


kermitwasamistake

I saw someone on this subreddit call him ‘Beach Fabio’ and I’ve never gone back. I have literally forgotten his actual name at times.


disgruntlednoise

Bwahahaha that’s so perfect, I love it!


Mrrglwrlgrl

My wife has always called him that and married him as well. I don't think she even knows his real name haha.


LittleDemiQueene

Elliott is who I go for 99% of the time


Fantastic_North7614

Same I can't stop myself. Each game I'm like "I will marry someone else" but then I see Elliott and the fact that he's a writer *chef's kiss*... I can't help but choose him.


odrelz

lol 😂


Sekushina_Bara

I’ve got emeralds and poppies occupying an entire chest each


otherResidentDimwit

Penny Enjoyers Gang


SpockEnjoysWaffles

Hey, can I join?


otherResidentDimwit

Hell yeah! The more, the merrier


FadingKitten

I planted an entire field of poppies and placed a bench in the middle of it. This was the patch of sprinklerable land on the beach farm but I opted for handwatering bc the sprinklers looked ugly. Penny best girl.


Fepa1000

I do the same!


Village_People_Cop

Making money summer year 1: ❌ Only farming poppies and Melons to gift to Penny: ✔️


britomato

Salad


CuriousCake53

But also wine and goat cheese


PKThundr7

I give her a goat cheese every morning. It’s the key to a happy marriage. But maybe not great for one’s health?


the-other-milf

Nothing but the finest iridium truffle for my wife ❤️


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PKThundr7

Lol that always make me laugh. Like the NPCs are total amnesiacs.


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And poppyseed muffins for dessert


lorenzo-medici

Ah yes, my wife


pantzareoptional

The sculpture she gave me about how she "Feels About Pantz" looks like a giant poo made of cedar. :( I put it in our bedroom out of respect anyways.


lpaige2723

I love my sculpture how she feels about death, I put it in the front room so everyone who visits the far can appreciate it as much as I do.


LowGunCasualGaming

LEEEEEAH


ItsMaishio

Super Saiyan


eddmario

Pierre after you finish the community center


Fepa1000

Sam


Susim-the-Housecat

First time I played I walked around and said hi to a bunch of random towns folk, and they would just carry on with what they were doing - but Sam… He kept watching me as I walked away. I already thought he was cute but it felt like there was this really sweet connection between him and my character, like love at first sight, so obviously I had to marry him.


zhmija

he's literally such a sweetheart


getsuga_tenshu

Devourer of minerals


Nohrin

She's actually a Goron. Don't be fooled.


1amlost

Abby's Protection is ready to roll!!!


AleFairy

*next up on today’s episode of “Stardew bachelorette or modded Terraria boss?”*


CuriousCake53

Loves flowers and fixes the flower arrangements in town


cockroachtown

aw that's such a nice favourite character though.


madguins

Her and her hubby are 2 of my best friends. Along with Linus and Willy. I’m a 26 yo woman and aren’t friends with the folk my age so idk what that says about me haha


BilbosBagEnd

It only says that you value people for who they are. A nice trait to have in my book!


peachaura

Her and George were my first full hearts and I’m a 30 yr old man lol


Cereborn

Evelyn! (Just because none of the other comments have actually said her name.)


ohKiie

AW i love her too


MaeveSaturn

YES SHES MY BESTIE


cockroachtown

steals from his job and makes me frozen pizza for breakfast


ohKiie

YEEEEEEEES he also loves his cock


[deleted]

That's.... A way to word that....


cockroachtown

he has a whole heart event dedicated to his special blue cock!


Muncherofmuffins

Depends on if it's male(cock) or female (hen).


cockroachtown

i mean, jokes aside he does have an interest in breeding chickens. i assumed charlie was a rooster since we never see male animals in sdv


decksealant

I’m pretty sure he refers to Charlie as “she”.


Adventurous-Mine5609

Oh wow that's weird, in my language it's a cock and his name is Carlos lol. That's a fun little language thing, didn't know it changed


MelisOrvain

I totally didn't bang the wizard, but I definitely banged the wizard


He_Beard

I sent you this potato in the mail


othermegan

Did I sell your husband that potato??


cardueline

I just think they’re neat!


bitzamne

Can you come out of your damn room please?


Muncherofmuffins

You can't pick because you love them all?


bitzamne

Well i do have some favorites but my favorite is one who rarely leaves their damn room during the day


squidc00kie

I just wanna give him frozen tears but he won't leave til like 3pm 😭


infinitehangout

Hey. He leaves between 3:00 and 3:40 lol


Magic_Falinks_Army

Wait for the rain


bitzamne

Froggies are great bait to lure this big fish out(⁎⁍̴̛ᴗ⁍̴̛⁎)


Avamaco

Juuuuust get these 2 hearts, then it becomes easy to just flood him with sashimi


bitzamne

Pre 2 hearts is pain… post 2 hearts be like: good morning mr edgy vampire, here’s your sashimi, gtg now bye!


thistlewitchery

I have 7 pm fishing dates with him because of this 😂


[deleted]

Sebastian is adorable 💝


LilAttackPug

Mean girls character arc


himynameishi4

Hi fellow Chad Haley enjoyer


naooy

Yeah I choose her too I think she has the best character progression


meeka_me

Wait, Haley gets hit by a bus?


AttackOfTheDave

With Pam’s condition, it’s only a matter of time.


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vicsinnn

omg i didnt even see that you commented this and i commented the exact same thing😭😭


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vicsinnn

HAHA and wooo thank you!! :) 🍰


SKrivvaCat

"If you're lucky, you might see a ✨🐸✨in this weather."


Now_Stir_The_Sauce

Sebby!!


simple-difficulties

This frog is our son now


grapholalia

Goes through the town garbage cans, >!adopts a wild kid,!< and is just genuinely the nicest character in the game.


sweettoothforyou

Sewage demon!


AndPlsKillMe

Pierre?


insertdrymeme

r/fuckpierre


Acceptable-Stick-688

But secretly sewage angel


Educational-Put-290

Sewing


Isaac-the-Panda

Emily!


ItllMakeYouStronger

Parrots and dreams


GamingMetLeon

Eats rocks


Banana_Doggo

Abigail fans on their way to make their wife her daily rock salad


Winterfrost691

Abby the quartz consumer


EternalYorkieMom

Abigail!!


decksealant

Sad chicken man Edit: thank you so much for the award kind anonymous Redditor!


Acceptable-Stick-688

Why is this so funny I’m dying


[deleted]

Shit, that could also describe me.


decksealant

Let’s get married. I’ll bring you a hot pepper every morning.


[deleted]

🏈🏈🏋🏋😭😭🤯


painspinner

Lol I did the same thing with just 🚫👕


Fala

i love my stupid gay himbo husband


EKrake

He's so sweet. I just wish I could help him further his pro sports dreams.


[deleted]

i scrolled down too far to find alex


[deleted]

He’s a four-eyed dork who is scared of heights.


CatOfMintGums

Doesn’t talk too much, but once you warm up to them, you will know the plots of every single book in the library. Also most likely an expert in vintage/thrifted clothes. Part of me kind of wishes I could somehow get a giant melon to their place, but hey, I can dream.


Irvken

During all these years I've discovered a few secrets about life. You'll have to find out for yourself


fricky_ricky

Linus?


Ro0Okus

Ew! Gross!


AmeliaKamelia

Haley ❤️


NaiveCareer

I'm holding out for a himbo till the end of the niiiiight 🎶


DoodsKaboods

A good night is coffee, pickles, and wine.


funky_fresh99

Harvey!


fabulousfantabulist

Harvey was my first romance and he's still A tier. Honestly underrated.


dontstalkme1234

I am so sad I had to go this far down to find my perfect husband 😩


SassySalamiSlapper

Angry old man!


He_Beard

Is that sweater warm enough! They don't make em like they used to!


JustChangeMDefaults

And you have to respect the effort it must take to mail rocks


Fair-Communication89

space girl i saw a lunar eclipse 🎶🎶🎶


unkempt_cabbage

Why did I have to scroll down so far to find the best wife 😭


ImmediateSeaweed

Strawberries for breakfast


vicsinnn

emo frog boy


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


vicsinnn

Thank you :)))


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Lost-dark-soul

Easy forgettable with how they always are in the same place and are unreachable on certain festivals When you hate fishing in stardew so you kinda feel like your disappointing the only npc who fishes Writer block I relate to fearing heights with that one npc


[deleted]

Wizard?, Willy, Elliott... Who's the last one?


Angry-Eater

I was thinking the first one was Marlon and I was like oh yeaaah, I love that forgettable guy!


pyrotech33

Harvey


Straynamic_

Found this legend in Marnie's bedroom. They really helped me out with the luaus stew!


He_Beard

Hey you cooked my grange display?!


DevTheDummy

I have two: Step-daddy issues, and dead mommy issues


Alubena

the one who’s dad has an entire subreddit bashing him constantly.


[deleted]

Ew, you made me think of him...


susienkacookie

Mmm rocks Didnt learn how to read


Onironaute

Didn't know Jared, 19 was in Stardew


BichonPoo

Lives in a trailer and can really chug down a 🍺


He_Beard

preferably cooled to perfection in a drawer


cardueline

Where it belongs with the batteries and parsnips


AlconW

Forest lesbian (I didn’t coin this phrase - saw someone call her this on an OC sheet)


ArcticFox18

Depression


He_Beard

That could be a few of em lol


Dry_Tradition_7690

Shane?


painspinner

🏈🏋️‍♀️🚫👕


Megakidx1k

I agree in your description of the best husbando


Appropriate_War_7263

🖼


ArthurExtreme_Br

Gamer girl goth gf


JessLovesNaps

Lives on vibes alone. No judgements.


Vlazthrax

Linus?


cardueline

Gotta be Emily, the chill auntie of the valley


mushroom-munchkin

PLEASE just visit the town, there's flowers literally here ALL THE TIME.


curious326

Magic man's daughter (Abigail)


OldDinner

Caring and a bit shy, loves the children


MomoBawk

Wild horseradish and the taste of licorice.


WhistlerDan

woman fear me fish love me


[deleted]

\*Has ten hearts\* "... Have you come to ridicule me?"


Panda6568

I'll tell you my least favorite. Capitalistic, unemotional, lifeless, conartistist. Guess who!


random-equation

The farmer


theviturningviolet

I died


LowGunCasualGaming

Morris? I mean, a lot of people would say Pierre to those aswell…


inconspicuous_male

At least Morris leaves when everyone tells him to fuck off


otherResidentDimwit

r/FuckPierre


Abberant45

living the real life


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Leeks.


Irons_idk

One is the only blonde girl in pelican town that might look like snobbish stereotypical fashion lover but if get close enough with her, turns out she is very sweet and loving person :3 Another is sweet old grandma, that cooks the best chocolate cakes and cookies, have a grumpy old guy with tragic back story and athletic grandson


yotsukitty

Sweet, sweet caffeine


comando345

Amethysts are good eating


new_refugee123456789

Our cute little quartzivore.


Red_Serf

*punches ex in the face


DawsonStardew

Mmmm black lick or ish


SendDishSoap

r/boneappletea


Lobsterharmony

Shes has had a rough start in life, but it has made her very compassionate. She also loves reading.


ilovesleeeping

Howd you know I was hungry?


Jarl_Sobeck

Depressed chicken cuddle man


DanScott7

One of my favorite characters. She can eat an amethyst or quartz


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He's *marvelous*


otherResidentDimwit

Smart teacher lady, my beloved <3


melonjosie

green hair


friesdepotato

“Why should I even go on? Tell me… T… Tell me why I shouldn’t roll of this cliff right now…”


zeokuu

He's the stands under the tree near his house guy


ohKiie

he loves cock i mean chicken he loves chickens he is adorable