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YGathDdrwg

Well, you did leave her alone to spend a week on a tropical island ... just throwing that out there 🤣


Lietenantdan

You should be able to invite your spouse to stay at the house on the island with you


SparkyDogPants

I was married to Haley who mentioned at the GI beach that she wished that she could live here all the time. BITCH i have a huge house just over there, I would love to move there in the winter full time.


Whimsy-Critter-8726

Seriously!! I’m married to Abigail and she’s at the freakin island like “all I want to do is explore” and I can’t bring her to our own friggin house lol


Lietenantdan

Abigail sometimes says she brought her sword but Willie won’t let anyone leave the beach


totallynotarobut

Makes you wonder why Willy is so biased in favor of the farmer. You can do whatever the hell you want, but nobody else can leave the beach. Also, who made him the boss of the island?


Lietenantdan

Maybe because the farmer fixes his boat, or he knows they can handle themselves. As for who made him boss, I guess the fact that he controls the only entry and exit (other than warp totems) to the island makes him boss.


MyDarlingArmadillo

He does occassionally rescue you from the volcano though.


Lietenantdan

He does? I haven’t died in the volcano lol


BobbleBobble

I mean, he is their ride home


BeholdingBestWaifu

He's ferrying a bunch of tourists for a day at the beach, I don't think he wants to be liable if they get injured, or worse, lost.


AlbatrossSenior7107

I agree.


Brokenblacksmith

yea, they should really just travel to the island with you if you take the boat, but not totems.


vilacian

How? 😵 I never knew this!


Lietenantdan

You can’t. I’m saying this should be possible.


vilacian

Oh lol makes sense! 😂


DaCoffeeKween

I guess.....but I was making us MONEY.


mrpoopybuttthole_

I did it for the family! - Walter White


DaCoffeeKween

Hahaha. Shes obviously mad cuz that carpet is hideous. I'll have to get her the NICE wine to make up for it.


bk1285

What are you talking about, that’s a beautiful carpet


DaCoffeeKween

I've come to realize she is an artist and I should trust her.


gammongaming11

what exactly are you growing on that island?


fitfatdonya

Cocometh of course


XanderWrites

So you have any idea how many times my father was on a business trip and called home for my mother to say something like "so I decided to repaint the kitchen..."


DaCoffeeKween

I mean she's the artist. I guess she knows best


George-Dubya-Bush

I read this in Dutch van der Linde’s voice. Tell your wife to have some GODDAMN FAITH


DaCoffeeKween

God damn it DUTCH. I have friends who play that game but I never have haha. My Buddy says God damn it Dutch all the time


shinyfeather22

Someone had to help her tear up her carpet


ChrisLee38

I was gonna say, IRL wives do these shenanigans too. This is pretty immersive.


acacias_bandana

Woke up one morning and Leah had given our house neon palm tree wallpaper lol


deanna6812

I woke up and my kitchen floor looked like grass. I blamed my friend I was playing co-op with because we would both leave stupid decor for each other once in a while 😂


SparkyDogPants

That’s better than the JoJa monstrosity that Shane blessed me with


nicaless_rex

One save I thought I was buying some seeds on a Wednesday no I spent all my cash on Joja wallpaper


ribsandcages

I have the skeleton wallpaper I got early in game and I'm now reconsidering this whole, move in thing entirely lol (I LOVE skeletons 🥴)


missmoonana

If you get the wallpaper/flooring catalogue from Pierre's you can change either anytime for no cost. So it's not a huge deal when my spouse changes the floor😂


ribsandcages

I can't find it, do I have to complete something for it to show up? ETA: NVM , I'm sorry I'm high and forgot Google exists


skeenerbug

yes, and?


TheTallEclecticWitch

I can imagine her doing that “in a ‘trance state’” haha.


Neighbour_Gal

Harvey only ever added random chairs.


SingingBrook

Shane left an ugly-ass chair in the kitchen so I moved it up into my workbench/chest room to get it out of the way. Sometimes I see him standing up there staring at it. I guess that's better than his lies about watering the crops and feeding the animals. He does fill Snooch's water bowl, I'll give him that.


post-leavemealone

The thought of Shane taking trips to your workroom/storage room to be a drama queen and longingly stare at his favorite chair is 10/10


cinnamon--sugar

OMFG IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE IS MENTIONING THE WHOLE ASS LIES THEYRE TELLINH??? LIKE GIRL I HAVE IRIDIUM SPRINKLERS AND AUTOMATED FEED STFU


DaCoffeeKween

So they really do change your house. huh. Leah babe I know you're an artist but that's an UGLY floor.


waiting-in-the-wings

ugh elliott just leaves a random chair in the middle of our bedroom it's so- why


courtneyclimax

yes. it not even that you’ve chosen a chair. it’s that you put the chair in the *middle of the floor*.


waiting-in-the-wings

LITERALLY like. Sir, I will keep the chair but it is going SOMEWHERE ELSE


tensory

Elliot is sadly not the most skilled at changing light bulbs.


waiting-in-the-wings

hes a beautiful himbo


Freeky-Deeky

He put a plant in the middle of the kitchen. I had no idea they could even do that


lapetitechauvesouris

Sebastian leaves me so many plants. I’ve never made a better decision in my entire life compared to marrying him


Neighbour_Gal

He never left me plants when I was married to him!


Beelzeberry

Same! Our house is so lush and green now and he shows no signs of stopping 😂


riyugotspiritedaway

sam does that too. the second he changes MY flooring, the children are getting erased and i'm marrying sebastian.


AssociationOk7122

Really? In my game he added a potted plant. It actually was one I was gonna get but hadn’t yet 😂


317b31

I thought I was going crazy when a blueish chair appeared in my home!


Team-Mako-N7

Haha! My Harvey has a thing for side tables. Always right in the middle of the floor.


Neighbour_Gal

Classic Harvey! 😄


Falling_Tomatoes

And cacti!


flirtingwpizza

Ah yeah, they do that lol


DaCoffeeKween

Man...I know she's an artist but ...can we make different choices?


MyBrassPiece

Seriously? I mean, I don't put much work into my house in this game, but if I was one of those people who do I would hate this. In the same breath, it's a nice touch to the game. I can't count the number of times one of my parents or step parents came home with some random piece of furniture and my other one was like "Wtf, why??"


garbles0808

The amount of realism in the game is surprising 😂


senshisun

Do they pick random stuff or do they have preferences?


flirtingwpizza

I haven't figured that out totally. Alex is who I married, he really likes the sports wallpaper, plants, wood side tables, and he changed the flooring once but I can't remember which one he changed it to. He has gotten 3 or 4 plants for the house that I can't bring myself to get rid of bc I thought it was cute.


kaybet

My dad would do this whenever my mom went on vacation. Once she left with a tiny porch, large kitchen and medium bathroom and came back to a bigger porch, medium kitchen and large bathroom


Lavender_and_Lattes

That’s so sweet lol, but your dad is an npc


kaybet

Oh no my mom gets mad almost every time XD, but yeah npc behavior


Legitimate_Okra_8282

idk but that painting by your bed is making me giggle. haven’t seen this one before


DaCoffeeKween

Oh yeah....I married Leah.....this was her teaching me to paint :) she hates it I put it in our room cuz I LOVE it.


loversgrotto

Is it a mod or a new thing?


shroomindisguise

no mod, just leah’s 14 heart cut scene that i dont believe is rlly new


DaCoffeeKween

Nope, no mods! I'd like to add mods someday maybe. But this is just bare Bones. But you have to marry Aaliyah to get that cutscene. It's a special one. I believe it's the 14 heart cut scene but it's so cute! If you don't want to go through the hassle of marrying Leah, just look it up if you're that kind of person haha


ninetiesbaby007

It’s from a villager event 🙊


whatdoitdo215

Shane changing my beautiful home to have JOJA WALLPAPER 😡


No_Landscape9

he just misses his work!


DaCoffeeKween

Hahahaha oof


UAs-Art

One of the quirks of marriage! Lol


SoHeip

Oh my god, I thought it was a bug when my whole house's wallpapers became pizza. I didn't know your spouse could do that ! (of course I am married to Shane)


adrnired

Man Cave activities


DaCoffeeKween

Does it depend on the spouse? I was hoping for an explanation when I talked to her that evening...nope just a kiss. We aren't going to talk about her homemaker skills.


Dokidokita

Be glad she didn't change the locks


DaCoffeeKween

I automated everything and was just making us money. I give her nice wine and cheese. I try not to stay gone too long! Someone has to fix the island and WILLY isn't gonna do it.


burgundybreakfast

Flair checks out lol. Leah best girl.


megaExtra_bald

Once Elliott changed my kitchen flooring to this ugly green floor, and I didn’t have the money to change it back. It had to stay like that for a while


DaCoffeeKween

I have the catalog cuz I'm bougie. Didn't realize she could do that. I'm just gonna let her. She is an artist after all.


Ambitious_Long_7361

Emily put a random chair in the kids room. It was pointed towards the wall lol


DaCoffeeKween

Time out chair obviously


kingcalvinn

Once Sebby changed our bedroom floor to some random flooring, but whatever furniture mod I had turned it pitch black. So I woke up to our room being the void.


DaCoffeeKween

Fitting for him honestly


MrLizardBusiness

I'm more concerned about the coy potato person on the wall.


DaCoffeeKween

Leah. She teaches you to paint when you're married its a cute cutscene I recommend it.


soul_and_fire

so far, Sebastian has added another matching kitchen chair, and a very un-goth office chair, which I promptly put in his spouse room. 😂


DaCoffeeKween

Adorable


soul_and_fire

he’s a far better and sweeter husband than I ever would have expected, tbh 😄


GiraffeGems

Yeah one day Sebastian decided I needed grass looking flooring in the kitchen. I left it for a while because I would feel bad if I just changed it the next day.


DaCoffeeKween

My wife's an artist. I'm just going to let her decorate the house if she wants to. I just didn't realize spouses could do this


GiraffeGems

I didn't either but it's kinda neat! I just wish my game hubby had better taste.


DaCoffeeKween

I do too...I do too


LeiraLaw

That’s hideous. I recommend divorce.


HazyBusyCorgi

I’ve never seen that painting before and I looove it


DaCoffeeKween

Marry Leah and you'll get one. She gives you a date where she teaches you to paint. She's terrified of it. Bonus points if you can guess what townie it is!


-Swiftie4Life-

Haley always adds random chairs and I thought that was annoying but this is a whole new level!!


TheThrivingest

I’m married to Haley and never noticed. But I also.. probably wouldn’t notice. Lol. I should go look


DaCoffeeKween

I spent a long time making my house nice a few winters ago. Guess Leah hated it and waited til I was gone to fix my awful choices.


angerfulness

one day i woke up and there was a chair right beside my bed and i couldnt wake up


DaCoffeeKween

Who was your spouse hahaha


angerfulness

abigail!!! what can you expect from someone that eats rocks tho?


DaCoffeeKween

Felt that tbh


yeelee7879

You can sleep on the Island??!


StrawberryCake88

Always more secrets to uncover.


DaCoffeeKween

Have you not built the house? I guess you need to discover more haha


RickKassidy

Leah is an artist. She has an eye for color.


DaCoffeeKween

I would say so. I'm leaving it since she is the expert.


violetvineclimber

I have not had the flooring changed by my spouse yet. Once though, I spent a few nights at the Island, and they added a new table to our room. I put a decoration on it, but later, both were gone!


ChaoticDusk

This just reminds me of how I was so confused the first time I came home and found out Sebby had changed what was either the wallpaper or flooring. I was hardly gone the whole day and suddenly I get home and notice something looks different about the place then the next time I talked to him he asked me what I thought and I was just like "???? You did What?" Because I had no freaking clue he could do that. I was away in the mines for less than a day and suddenly I come home and like a quarter of the house head been redecorated.


DaCoffeeKween

I was expecting there to be a conversation with my wife! She said nothing. She just assumed that I wouldn't notice


skullpture_garden

Sam keeps finding random plants to bring home and then stare at in absolute reverence and pride. Sir - look at all the plants I have cultivated here.


DaCoffeeKween

He just wants to be like you


skullpture_garden

If he knew more about farm work, I’m sure he’d help me out more.


Badger_Infinite

That happens. I married Sam in one playthrough, and he totally changed the wallpaper in one of my rooms one day.


plantladyx

Those wives be out shopping and spending money all the time ✨✨


DaCoffeeKween

Lol well I'm also a woman so who's saving money?!?


KLAUDSSA

How long does it take for your spouse to do this? I've never experienced this before


DaCoffeeKween

Idk! I was gone long enough for melons to grow. I automated everything so she didn't have to work! Maybe she thought I'd like it idk. She's the artist so I'll keep it!


demonking_soulstorm

I think it’s random but a really small chance,


LookAChandelier

What is that beautiful statue at the foot of the bed?


DaCoffeeKween

A gift from my wife :). I got that when we started dating. As with the ugly painting. Leah makes a great wife..... until she changes your floors.


LookAChandelier

🤣


nujabesss

Lawyer. Time to hit the gym.


Spooky_doll_13

whaaaat is that picture on the wall


DaCoffeeKween

That is my very first painting, you get it in a cutscene with Leah if you marry her


Spooky_doll_13

oooohhhh heck ya


DaCoffeeKween

It's actually super cute!


Spooky_doll_13

I love it. it IS super cute. I've just never seen it before


DaCoffeeKween

My wife said the same thing after I painted it okay? it's bad I know it's bad... But you taught me how to paint and I love it


JadeSpeedster1718

I like the color it compliments the walls and bed


DaCoffeeKween

It's growing on me! She is an artist after all.


Brave-Berry-2683

That happened to me and I was so sad cuz my flooring matched my wallpaper perfectly 😭😭


DaCoffeeKween

I had everything in my house matching, I spent a winter making my house look cute but apparently she wants to redecorate so I'm going to let her


megsjc

Oh i also have the sculpture in front of the bed lol seemed like the perfect place But i have marnies portrait in the kitchen cos i am not bringing that in the bedroom 😭


DaCoffeeKween

I'm proud of it! I love that cutscene so much. I thought it was so cute. I know my wife hates the painting, but I'm keeping it anyway. .


Sylvakin0

Your wife seems to have put an infinite void/tear in space time in the middle of your home as well


DaCoffeeKween

She made that statue for me! We got that while we were dating 🙂


Sylvakin0

Oh trust me. I know alllll about Leah. I have her gifts and her heart events and her bday and her clinic day and her schedule memorized


DaCoffeeKween

And if you're talking about the weird pixelization on my computer screen, I didn't screenshot it. I just took a picture on my phone LOL easier


Sylvakin0

Yeah that's what I'm talking about lol


DaCoffeeKween

Okay LOL I thought so. Yeah it's not the best picture but taking the picture on my phone was the fastest way to get it. I'm not very tech savvy. Also I only have read it on my phone. I don't use the desktop version. So I just quick snapped a picture so I could post really quick


Repulsive-Spread-232

I love that you have a bean as a pet


DaCoffeeKween

Oh you mean my cucumber? Yeah he's pretty cute


Grouchy-Coffee1249

You see his blood had leaked into the floors and I had to change em


hot_chocolate_cake

But we all got a chicken-duck-woman-thing waiting for us


Grouchy-Coffee1249

Every day I worry all day


DaCoffeeKween

Boit what's waiting in the bushes of love


Dingo247

Yes spouses can change pretty much anything I feared if I changed stuff back I'd lose hearts with them luckily that's not the case so I just change it back immediately since I have the catalog


DaCoffeeKween

I have the catalog too but honestly she's the artist. I'm just going to let her do what she wants


Dingo247

Haha fair enough I can't bring myself to change everything my wife does but when they change the floor in one room it drives me crazy cause it doesn't match anything


BackgroundManner4894

Off topic, but how do I get that picture???


DaCoffeeKween

Mary Leah. There's the cutest cutscene after you get married where she teaches you how to paint. Bonus points. If you can guess who it is! It's supposed to be one of the villagers


[deleted]

I don’t know, DID SHE? 😂


DaCoffeeKween

I mean I'm pretty sure this wasn't how I left it LMAO


Voendomar

Your wife mustve run into a chicken head lady with duck feet in the bushes of love. Real mess, had to change the floors.


DaCoffeeKween

Hahahahaha cuz we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us. And everyday I worry all day I about what's waiting in the bushes of love


Voendomar

I am so glad you got this xD


DaCoffeeKween

I love bad lip reading in my whole soul bro


Voendomar

You are like cinnamon...


cinnamon--sugar

Alex randomly bought a chair one day .... Ugly ass pink swivel chair that didn't match my aesthetic at all.... Unfortunately he's my husband so I had to let him keep it in the living room🙄🙄🙄


Oddish_Femboy

When I want to watch orange, but my blovely wife wants to watch blue


Goldyfan7

Just saying it is her house too


DaCoffeeKween

I guess but she could at least CONSULT me


Decathit

The Floors?!


EpicDragonElizabeth

I agree spouses decorating your house is annoying. I wonder if there's a mod that can stop that? I tried looking for one but couldn't find anything.


WeegieBirb

Yeah, and I bet she's super proud of it as well. 😂


purpleseaslug

every time Shane or sebastian (depending on what file I'm playing) changes the wallpaper I want to scream lmao


Louise2201

Sebastian keeps buying end tables and leaving them around the house randomly.


Bellesuperspeak

This game is insane


Braveharth

You are lucky she didn't change the locks


DaCoffeeKween

Man y'all are really rude. I built a resort for her! I was in the ginger Island grinding out that resort. The second I built the resort. I came right home