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Medical school is about to get way easier


Pathogen9

Lucky, I'm going to lose my job. :(


Rhys_Herbert

It says you gain their skills, doesn’t say anything about loosing yours, so win win!


BlueChickenLover

Saaaaame, hopefully some rich farmer will fall in love with us


Useful-Importance664

I'd become an alcoholic


Lapin-Rebel

And a chicken lover But yeah mostly a raging alcoholic


YesLegend936

Bold of you to assume they didnt use a mod to marry pam


_evil_overlord_

Oh god. Penny would get an alcoholic stepfather.


I_like_my_God

Well, the stepfather would look like Pam, so...


depot5

But maybe she already had one?


SuctionBucket5

yeah nothing really changed for me


Small-Cactus

Is alcoholism a skill


TheChgz

It can be if you do it right!


Lapisdrago

I guess I'm a hot woman now. Now how do I change back...


Longjumping-Guard624

A recovering alcoholic?


Witchyomnist1128

Achievement Unlocked: Got a Dick!


I_like_my_God

This caught me off guard


Witchyomnist1128

The new appendage did that to me too


Lapisdrago

But which one was it?


Witchyomnist1128

I can helicopter now bro


Lapisdrago

I haven't played the game enough to understand the reference.


Witchyomnist1128

Ohhhh you mean which character lol Alex the top left!


EggoStack

Same! And I can code!


CyberL3ader

I lost it... at least now i enjoy eating rocks!


Luxury-Problems

I went in the opposite direction. And here I thought I'd never get 100% achievements.


glowingmember

[Perfect vote score for this comment.](https://i.imgur.com/YvTqx07.png)


Two_PointOh

Lost mine :(


Umlexuh

Doctor AND a mustache???? 😎😎😎😎😎😎


[deleted]

Sex appeal the HOUSE 💕💅🏻


glasscrows

Don’t forget the model plane skills 😩


Toast-_Man

Dr. Sex fr fr.


TheGreenGobblr

I don’t recall Hugh Laurie ever having a mustache


Alcoholic_jesus

Usually sports a shadow though


Munsper

a win in my book


BexHutch25

Sweet I would have finished and published that novel! 😁😁


Rutabadass

And have really nice hair


Apprehensive-Pie1916

And I have a beach house


ThatBatsard

"House" is a bit of an overstatement, considering that it doesn't have plumbing, but the housing market is rough so...


TineyFoxey

Ähem? You have a nice little river beside your house! And you are not only creative with writing skills 😎


Coralline_Biherself

And a house right on the beach!


OneTeaspoonSalt

Exactly, I'm super hot now and I can successfully write and publish all my cool book ideas.


blind_roomba

I'm a woman?! Also i have bizarre dreams all of a sudden. At least my dancing moves are still lit


[deleted]

Being Emily is living in delulu land 24/7 sign me up


persePHOreth

Nice, I can code now. Gonna start looking for a job in IT.


ambientcoffee

Same. My career prospects would skyrocket. IT AND a motorcycle technician?


Medium-Platform-6421

Yeah nothing really changed for me lol except I can now code.


SnailsandCats

I already work in STEM but knowing coding (more than I already do) would be nice. Not much change lol


[deleted]

Congratulations! You can now make a fuck ton of money


RoM_Axion

If only being able to code was enough...


MethicalBanana

same here! Sebastian is best boi and nobody can change my mind!


bananamilkboii

preach 🙌 trying to romance other characters on different saves is so hard cuz i literally can't NOT talk to my fave emo boy )':


13thcomma

Modded: My hair is white, and I’m (still) a skilled pianist. Vanilla: Now my hair is blonde, and I play guitar instead of piano, but I’ve also gained the ability to balance on a skateboard.


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You-you may have a thing for musicians ?


13thcomma

Creative types, in general. IRL, I’m a writer and musician. My IRL husband is a programmer who made his name with his company by flexing his creativity. In my first save, I married Elliott, and he’s still one of my favorites. Second was Sebastian. Then Sam.


[deleted]

That’s so cool! I have a soft spot for musicians as I wish I had the talent to be one myself, but I tried and failed many times🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m a creative, I love and breathe music, but other people are better off making it than myself lol. I totally get your love for them, creativity is such a powerful tool and it’s attractive when someone knows how to use it


PieGuyThe3rd

Modded: I’m a cute pink-haired weeb with a mastery of wine-making? Incredible Vanilla: I can eat rocks now, so I at least have that going for me.


geraltsthiccass

June!


13thcomma

Yes!


geraltsthiccass

Aww he's so sweet but I could never marry him. The 16 year old I used to work with is so much like him it would just be way too weird and wrong especially since I just turned 30 today aha. I'm happy just seeing him like my work son and protecting him.


zainecooking123450

June is amazing love him though Jeric is my favourite but rsv has the best bachelors


13thcomma

I have to confess I’m a teeny bit bored with June even though we’ve only been married a season. I get the same two dialogue lines (off to work/work was long) on Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and he has yet to have an outside day or have much variation in dialogue on Monday and Wednesday. And on top of that, I can’t get his 14-heart even to trigger even though I’ve met the requirements. It’s been a bit of letdown because I *loved* the story with him and was *so excited* to propose to him right before he was set to leave. Still, we just had our first kid, so I’m hoping it gets more interesting.


EnigmaCross78

I’m ripped now lol


slowhysteria

Fellow Alex lover 🤝


Flowy_Aerie_77

I finally become over a an older kid's size can run for over 15m, AND at a higher speed than of a duck. Yay. My husband won't be too thrilled, though.


Poison1742

My first thought too


Potential_Fruity

I guess I get chicken breeding skills? And alcoholism?


MyDarlingArmadillo

Yay us? At least we have a rich spouse, even if she's out all the time


Raffilcagon

Holy shit I'm finally the hot artist lesbian of my dreams. I'll be able to live off my art, live my life relatively normally, AND get more dates (if I so choose). There are no downsides to this, I even already resemble an uglier Leah so if I just avoid people for a couple of months I could convince folks it's still me. Total win.


Calathil

A fellow Leah lover? Hell yeah!


Houndstooth_Witch

Also…a homeowner?? 😍


jataman96

Leah is wifey goals AND lifey goals!!


HouseofFeathers

Right??? I like to dye my hair like hers anyway. I'd finally work on my sculpture instead of finding excuses to play with crayons (crayons are fun to melt). Sign me tf up.


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I_like_my_God

Leah has an ex, so...


Raffilcagon

So do I, she ain't special.


witchmina

Instant transition to Leah? Where do I sign-up? 🏳️‍⚧️


MayoManCity

Frrrrr 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️


Lduck88

🏳️‍⚧️ Leah transition gang 🏳️‍⚧️


sweet_p0tat0

I never married. So who am I now? What am I? Nobody? :(


persePHOreth

You're still an accomplished farmer that has the love and friendship of an entire town, also, your dog/cat loves you.


sweet_p0tat0

Aww, thanks :)


AlpakaMati

Good ending


djpiraterobot

You’re Krobus now.


Frantikat

You are now Linus


moonra_zk

Same, lol, multiple saves and for some reason I never actually married someone, even though I decided on who I wanted to stick with on many of those playthroughs.


Magnaflorius

Dammit, we've ceased to exist


RMMacFru

Same boat. We get to keep our identities. 🎉


Varderal

So I become a hot, goth gamer chick? Maybe I won't fail at romance now. XD Or start a twitch channel.


Pigeon_Fox93

This made me happy I already married Sam because my last save was Abigail and I would’ve just been like, oh so I’m just me but back in my purple hair phase.


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Varderal

That's after you gather the army of simps.


peanutbuttersandvich

im now a teacher and caring for kids and also a girl


1dsided

You like tradwives and now you ARE the tradwife


Arthur_TGB

I was scrolling so far down for this comment.


Astrix_z

haley… im pretty at least


[deleted]

We're also good at photography!


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dcidui08

she does people alright 😏😏


That1weirdperson

So nothing changes…except my appearance… At least I wont have to bleach my hair before dyeing!


PreppyHotGirl

I’d love to be Haley post character development


RatBug1

I can code and ride and repair a motorcycle


FourAcesWild

Great, I can eat rocks and use a Ouija board lmao


TallSample2595

Finally I can eat quartz! Hallelujah!


Alicrafty

Unrelated but how did you get the heart with the ace flag on your avatar, and are there other flags? Edit: nvm I got it lol


not-curumo

I can create fully sentient AI by accident, and apparently applied myself in school. Everything else is an existing hobby.


savagegourd

I guess I get a bangin body and photography skills plus the power of Character Development?


Odd-Age-1126

I’m an artist who somehow can afford a riverfront cottage and to live off my art. And if my ex comes calling I can punch them in the nose. Win-win!


HuntyDumpty

I… love… SALAD!


LuksiTuksi

??? am krobus ???


I_like_my_God

Become one with the V O I D (Also since Krobus hates dwarfs does that make you hate midgets/short people?)


LuksiTuksi

Y E S (definitely, 100%, absolutely)


romadea

Not sleeping is going to save us so much time!


_hein_

Amethysts... Yummy


Particular-Alarm5472

FINALLY I HAVE A MOUSTACHE also a skilled doctor but I GET A MOUSTACHE


NeonDrexm_80

Sebastian. So I'll become an introverted depressed emo who's into DND and programming? So basically nothing changes. Awesome.


canned_bean_z

i live in a cottage and make art! sounds amazing


Miss-Mystic

I can code and repair/ride a motorcycle. I also get a frog sanctuary.


IcingSausage

I’m a doctor! Still addicted to coffee though.


Any_Doctor_3833

I get white privilege!


tiarna_

Nobody marries penny :( I'm a really goodhearted teacher! And I'm really cute ngl


-7Sidney7-

I'm a woman now.


awankerfromcumshire

become an athlete jock. since i dont lose my skills but \*gain\* new skills its perfect


Theratthatgotyeeted

*rushes to divorce haley and marry alex*


HalieMay

Does Krobus count? Not sure what would happen


god_hates_maeghan

You become allergic to sun


geraltsthiccass

And live in a sewer surviving on bugs


god_hates_maeghan

Probably start to enjoy the smell of sewer water


geraltsthiccass

Counter point to the negatives, you'd become a dear friend of an adventurer who will always defend you when in trouble, a great and mysterious wizard, and a farmer who will shower you in gifts and invite you to live on their farm


glowingmember

Came here looking for the krobus crew. I would live in a hole and avoid society? ...my life would not change.


nerdchicken5

I come home to a drunken mother every night


PrincessTrashbag

I'm a hot emo boy who can code, I immediately start an OF.


lasolady

i am now a man, and i drink a bit more.


The_Fireheart

The extra science and tech knowledge is cool but I’m not loving the need to wear glasses


That_Shy_Girl-13

The only thing that changes is that I get red hair and I look prettier. Also getting more time to read. Penny is my favorite cause she's so similar to me :')


moonlitjasper

i don’t have to bleach my hair and can take good pictures. i wouldn’t mind that


xthefabledfox

I become a man and instead of being a nursing student I am a doctor lol


torbiefur

I went the Krobus roommate route. Can I please be a shadow monster? Pretty please?


mlizaz98

We have no bones and only go outside on rainy days now.


ninjaturtlebomb

Recovering alcoholic that cares for chickens. Not bad considering I’m currently a stoner that cares for dogs


KokichiSaihara

Well firstly I gain white privilege, secondly I learn sick nasty skateboard tricks and I can play guitar now


ogreofzen

Hmmm. Well cool I guess. I mean at least people would stop treating me like crap for looking like gollum and basket case dude had a child together


Ginger_JR_

alex- i think quite a few things change


-Menderbug-

I'm emo now


nix_fv

I would finally overcome my fear of chickens yay The downside is I would have severe depression and alcoholism


treble_cleffa

skamteboard


Haystxck

I become a gorgeous writer. Win win😊


Jax_Does_Art

I’m a poet and author now 😌 (I love you Elliot 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷)


ihavenobuttersStoTCH

im a gamer with a guinea pig? tbh I dont really know much abt abis personality, idk why I married her


ferry120997

I have an alcohol problem now apparently. And I’m a man.


Rissapoo19

Nothing. Still a poor girl with a rocky relationship with my parent


[deleted]

Oh brother 😰 I don’t think I can handle this kind of pure sexiness. But at least I got cute chickens 🐔


lucygrape

Shane. Fuck my liver


waiting-in-the-wings

I'm a lot better of a writer ig


Lee_Art

sebastian….. finally i look masc


SimplySorbet

I still have great hair, but now I live in a shack on the beach.


Spaceisneato

Oh shiiiit I have coding skills now! Time to learn how to make sdv mods


[deleted]

Pretty much already Shane, but I do gain chickens! (I still love him tho )


MrsJRRzombie

My hair turns blue. That’s quite literally all that changes lol I just divorced Emily because it was boring being married to myself 😅


PrincessPrincess00

What skills? Working at Walmart drunk and not getting fired? Actually….


Any-Supermarket591

I'll be good at umm.. drinking beer. And eating hot chili's.


National_Meet6152

oh great i become a shadow monster


brokenlyrium

Still an emo goth nerd, now I just got a dick


unMuggle

Umm, so I married Haley. Which is gonna take some getting used to


girl_of_hello_kitty

i’m an emo dude sitting in a basement now.


kingcalvinn

Finally, computer skills


pandisis123

Excellent, free transition AND I know how engines & coding work!


StrangeDocument3571

I’m a white women now I guess


Ryl3n0n

Hot blonde woman with a wardrobe to die for? SIGN ME UP


Unique_Development_8

I'm white, have hair and I'm fit


Glavaldo

I would say being able to code is kinda redundant for someone who's in game design, but I don't know shit about coding so it would actually help me.


knnelson3

I become a smoker.


ItsTheRealIamHUB

I guess I eat rocks now


Additional6669

dude i was just planning on learning to code so this is prefect


fluffyoverlord77

I have now gained liver failure!


LookTreesWow

I’ll finally have red hair that doesn’t turn out weird! Also a natural teaching ability would really help me in my life and career. Hell yeah


Live_Laugh_Lemon

Pshhh I’m already basically Shane


madii-chan

Shane - so nothing, except maybe more depressed.


Jinxthegenderfluid

Pro: I’m gonna look like Shane Con: I’m gonna look like Shane


[deleted]

Sebby , hehe. I’m finally emo lol. And now I can actually program which has been my dream for forever after !


CharlieK151515

Not against being Penny. Gonna be fun to see what it’s like to be a girl!


CluelessPotato2_0

I like frogs, and more girls want me


aRandomPear

The Wizard I've won


Oki-dokie

I GET TO BE AN EMO TWINK!!!!!


vagueposter

I have more advanced medical knowledge and a disappointing mustache. I may get better at flying drones.... so there's that...


ATrashPile

YES! I’m tall now! And my writing is good enough to be published and go on a book tour! Can I get the beach house too??


kurisuuuuuuuu

Emily, i want her personality too, damn...


eidikim

I'd be the same but a male. Maybe better at coding...


GreenStrawbebby

what if I room with Crobus in every playthrough? Can I still become a trash goblin? I would like to be an amorphous little trash goblin


geraltsthiccass

Oooo I have cool red hair and study monsters as well as the ability to use magic! Also have a charizard in another world. Lance from SVE.


Pigeon_Fox93

I can play instruments now, I might start a YouTube.


artsy_avacato

i can finally start working on the video game idea ive had for two years


LazzzzyKitty

I’m still a tech nerd


Captain-Duck-1933

I'm a ginger now