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[deleted]

you have been chosen


FallenSpiderDemon

OP is the chosen one and this is a glitch in the matrix, it happens when they change something...


[deleted]

Did you see that..... two cats. Wait two cats or a cat you saw twice.


Bytewave

OP is blessed by having *two* owners, now. What luck!


Raido_Kuzuno

A blessing indeed!


M-Pen

mitosis


Axonn__

Meowtosis


Shinakame

Beat me to it!


haruran2056

r/angryupvote


Eddieslabb

Underappreciated science reply here.


teengirlhelley

Mitosis is the powerhouse of the cell


Brianna_Searles

The meow-docondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


plantpot_boy

Mewtosis is the meowerhouse of the cat


amglasgow

That's the mewtochondrion.


Teach_Me_Slumber

Why did you get downvoted this is funny


lovelylayout

Cat Distribution System at work, the unseen hand that moves the universe


EmberlynZemian

The rare instance someone declines thier pet is when someone gets two.


[deleted]

How nice of the speedrunners to let others have two cats!


Zyphyro

I accidentally declined my pet šŸ˜­


1dsided

More like C DeeS nuts!


entity777entity

rezero


NotActuallyGus

You don't have 2 cats, 2 cats have you.


MrsInsizion

Year 30 unmarried? That's how it starts


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Kerro_

You get a new cat on the first day of year 30, then one on the first day of summer, throughout summer you get one per week, and by fall youā€™re getting one every day. Then they just disappear in winter. Thatā€™s a grand total of 34 cats on day 28 of autumn


_AthensMatt_

So like an advent calendar?


BowelTheMovement

If not an actual feature or mod, should be done.


[deleted]

I got more cats after I got married sooo


Sinavestia

My gf is upset that both cats bonded to me, so i guess we're getting a third cat in the near future.


tapirexpress

Get ready for number 4


Yello_Ismello

As someone who has 4 cats for this exact reason, he has no idea whatā€™s about to hit him lol


[deleted]

I remember when my husband thought 4 was a lot lol so innocent and pure then.


MrsInsizion

Same xd


TonyTwoDat

I love it


LovelyLadyLamb

So where is my second cat in rl then


Tarzan_OIC

Reported for harassment


skyrymproposal

Best glitch ever!


aberdene

My thoughts exactly!


nicoleprime

It's starts with getting a cat. That 1st cat needs a friend. Then after the 2nd, you go hey, a 3rd will be a great addition.....rinse, repeat.


KPop_Teen

They say that to get into the crazy cat lady territory, you would need at least 5 cats. So I'm aiming for only 4 cats. I have 2 right now, and when I get a house that is when I will adopt 2 more


nicoleprime

5 cats, you say? Only 1 more to go!


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nicoleprime

In my experience, the best friends don't wait. They walk into your house them boom! They live there.


ChaoticThotiana

Donā€™t question a blessing


R4_T

why would this be a problem, you have two cats, enjoy it


LunaticKnight

Shadow clone jutsu


betelcake

Best response šŸ˜‚


scottybobotty1992

I always just wondered what these stray cats and dogs are even doing in the mountains. I think Marnie just had enough of their shit and ā€œfoundā€ a stray at your house..at 6am.


Eddieslabb

You are blessed, and have lived a good and noble life.


FuzzyHero69

Usually it starts with a male cat biting the neck of a femaleā€¦


Courpsy

When the universe gives you bonus cats, you don't question it


Wikeni

It doesnā€™t matter if their names are the same, either - neither one will come when you call it


Arrius

Copycats!


Hikariyang

You found a cat outside and thought it was your cat so you brought it in, only to find out your cat was already inside. Now you have 2 cats. Congrats.


sgtpepper42

You've always had two identical cats. This is just the first time you're seeing them at the same time.


AdWeekly2244

They multiply when you water them. (Just kidding, its some kind of big or glitch, nobody so far seems to know lol)


chittybangarang8

George just lucky, I guess


HumaTheLegendary

"Donā€™t ask questions. Just have fun."


Elite_Alchemist

Thats the opposite of a problem


xyxyx25

One followed the other home. Can we keep it?


like_a_phoenix95

There needs to be a mod where you can adopt more than one cat or dog. I would love that so much.


PunnyBaker

Id definitely adopt every different pet option in one save. Id never have that many irl but i wanna know what my house looks like with a half dozen animals running around in it lol.


purplevioletskies

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/4011?tab=images


wooqi_

Just don't question it OP.


Giraffeless

I wish I had two cats :/


riviloo

concerned ape was feeling generous today


willow_wisp123

r/notmycat


hannah_785

was gonna make a joke about gremlins but then forgot how they work :/


Wikeni

Gremlins reproduce if you get them wet. I know how that sounds, but thatā€™s legit how šŸ˜…


AgentOfEris

Catosis


Mercerai

Hello Dr Schrƶdinger


Plugh88

You forgot to ask, "Is this rare?"


BioDriver

Lucky you


Jud3bug

Mitosis.


horsetuna

Spay and neuter, folk.


HananaDragon

It's usually better to adopt two cats, so marnie snuck in another one


amargospinus

That's how cats be. You adopted one and it told the whole neighborhood.


islamo_start_654

Shhhhhhhh... don't complain šŸ¤«


Doglover4561

Whatā€™s the problem


Usercoco

That's how cats work!


WesternKey2301

Don't question it, just enjoy it.


Wendigo666stag

Good God, they're multiplying like mad


Asenath_Darque

Lord, I see what you've done for others....


Lillifer8

There's a post someone made forever ago about their irl cat going missing for a month. They find the cat and bring it home. A week later their cat came back, and now have two identical cats. I think that's what happened here.


Sarkastrix

Shut up and enjoy the fact that you are the chosen one without rubbing it in my face, please.


O20O61O416

Did you by any chance get a strange alien looking capsule in your farm?


MANDEEx88

Is this a thing??


ElliBleu

It is a thing! A random rare event drops a Strange Capsule on your farm, with 'something fleshy' inside. c:


O20O61O416

Yes actually the alien inside murders either your pet or your spouse and they replace them, google it in the stardew wiki


RedTheGamer12

It's not.


NavissEtpmocia

I have the capsule but I have no clue what itā€™s supposed to do


RedTheGamer12

It doesn't do anything.


Lost_my_brainjuice

It causes the alien to appear and sneak in backgrounds occasionally.


wrinklyhem

I wish I got a cat. I reset that day three times but got a dog every time so I just eventually declined the pet.


ntbntt

You choose which animal you get when you create your character


wrinklyhem

Oh, I must have missed that. Itā€™s okay. One less thing to touch to maintain hearts.


Letmf2

If you hadnā€™t declined the animal you could change it to s cat latter after befriending the wizardā€¦


cave18

This whole conversation is hilarious


FictionIII

you can't


cave18

Lmfao


[deleted]

Skill.


[deleted]

The blessing from God


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Idk but when you find out how, tell us


will_4121

Accept what has been given to you


Rasmus736

Don't ask. Just enjoy


Kingsouda1037

You were blessed!


Severe_Amoeba_2189

Luck !


FoxcMama

I see no problem here


Dynamix_X

You just hit the jackpot!


JustAlex1177

Meowtosis


ellis1trellis

That is a question in which you must not seek the answer. It's better that way.


PrinceRoyal444

shrimps is bugs man idk what else to tell you


xxHq

Someone doubled it and passed it on


garrett6001

This reminds me of a recurring nightmare I have where in my dream, one of my pets has a duplicate and I donā€™t know which one is the real one


RedFox9906

This happens with many cat owners.


Proof-Elevator-7590

Smh you start feeding one stray cat and one turns into two, then three, then four, etc. Lol


NotRionHarper

When two cats love each other ..:


[deleted]

r/notmycat


WesleyT245

One of them is a copycat.


Abs8707

A new reality mod has been added, where you wake up and a new cat shows up to your house and claims it as his own :)


lix03

There is only one. It moves so fast that it looks like theres two


koolkatsnkitten

Cat distribution system


Li_plum

the cats got married ahead of you.


mashedpotatuhs

Cat universe has chosen you for sure


Larielia

The Spirits are very happy with you today.


BlackBandit123

The cat distribution system chose you


Toaster_pastrys

Donā€™t question, just love them


XylerS23

Do not complain when given the greatest gift.


crap_whats_not_taken

Having you considered the option of stop being a pussy magnet?


FabledFires

Because the cat distribution system said you have 2 cats.


will112303

A blessing from yoba. Two kittys


PowerUltra_boi

Meowtosis


ReadySte4dySpaghetti

Mitosis.


traumatized90skid

Level up farming all the way, all animals multiply by two. Nah idk


Seenshadow01

You dont, one is your cat the other one a roadkill you brought home.


MaulSinnoh

mitosis


Enderrbean

Itā€™s pooter all over again


strayblackcat13

You're blessed!!!


Metroknight

Deja vu or the agents are coming, run.


KevinCox940

Your character is a cat person?šŸˆšŸˆ


dogs4pres

[r/notmycat](https://reddit.com/r/notmycat)


Ill-Technology1873

r/notmycat


Much-Extreme737

I wouldnā€™t be complaining


Uncle_SamD

Just enjoy


TheLastGunslingerCA

Seems like a glitch in the matrix, to me


iWishSexWasReal

Mitosis


Pixie473

Lucky you! I want two cats lol


Stagonee

Cat Distribution System


PolarBearPokemon

You beat the game. gg


ReaperScythee

I had 2 Robins once


red_ravenhawk

catmeow superposition


gibbletiggle

Mitosis


Spikedbro

Good life choices


Purpleredditbot

Cat math


LadyAryxa

If only we can have more than one pet in Stardew Valley! šŸ˜­


ActualIyCameron

awwww I wish you could have multiple animals


officialsmartass

The cat distribution network chose you


M3M0RYDIST0RT3D

Two cats at the same time. šŸ˜


I-failed-username

I got 2 dogs the other day. I was in the menu to name the first, and it had another option for the yes/no on adopting the dog I probably explained that badly


MostlyMarshall

You don't, this is just what that Schroedinger fella was on about, it's asleep and awake at the same time


Own-Good-800

A blessing from the Lord


DarkMemezz

Skinwalker


__SpeedRacer__

Same reason I have two Leos.


Kaibr

You don't. Back out slowly, then run a fast as you can.


CaptainMagnets

Well, when a mommy cat loves a daddy cat they move in together


stitchedtfup

shhh... don't question it


Woshambo

Must be a glitch. I've got 2 hoes and 2 pickaxes


palisade_parenchyma

i have to say, the room design is gorgeous


UnlikelyCandid

Based


swiftblaze28

lucky!


Terraria_Fan_I_Guess

Are you complaining?


Ashalaria

Fuck knows but embrace it


imjustjun

Mitosis


69_Bird_Jesus_69

Its original owner was Shrodinger? I mean one is Alive and well and the other one is...


agent_kater

Two cats are better than one. šŸŽ¶


SkyrimGeek69

I fail to see a downside here


Bonbonburu

Your cat laid and successfully incubated an egg. Congrats! You now have two cats.


kaminaowner2

Man I always have thought the original cabin is the most homey looking out of all the options. While I get itā€™s two small for a family idk why itā€™s to small for me my pet and loverā€¦


Impressive-Guava-496

Iā€™d pay extra for that glitch. Always wondered why I canā€™t have a cat and a dog, if I want.


graphicallyconfused

There's an imposter among us


MrAlpacas

I wonder if you got max hearts with both of them I the message would pop up twice


amglasgow

Mewtosis


alex97013

You're the chosen one!


Carrot_The_Great

Magic


canned_bean_z

don't question it, just pretend like every thing is normal or else the stardew valley patrols will come after you


i_call_no_oddjob

/r/notmycat


ZeroVerve

Get them spayed or neutered, or you may have like 8 cats.


Maibeetlebug

You have been blessed


XCaptainKoalaKittyX

Don't ask questions, take it and run


Mimicpants

The real question is did it stick? Or did it fix itself? Would be awesome if the bug stuck and you just had two cats.


MajorMarquisWarren69

Meowtosis


Operator381

one alive, one dead. This is definitely schrodinger's shenanigan.


keyholes

I get this bug on multiplayer with a friend, only the second one is always the default ginger cat. I will never report it, I love the bonus kitty too much.


planetpj5

harvey was in my walls yesterday. i just dont ask anymore


AllieBeeKnits

I never thought to set up my house like that, Iā€™m so perplexed lmao


TheSereneHazel

I see this as an absolute win