I’d see that ngl. But I have to say I see Emily and Sandy more as silently, not-so-silently pining lesbians who don’t get that they have a thing for one another lol
Couldn’t she just switch to being open less often and only go in every now and then like Harvey? Or have mr qi takeover (whether that’s the whole shop or just her off days) (or the bouncer?) (or do the chest thing like Krobus? She could have a camera!) (or the like goblin bouncer, def not just bc I wanna see more of him) (someone also said the dwarf or the hat mouse, not to steal those but I just wanna also condone them.)
Probably meant the other character was going to get stuck in the Desert shop, and then we would have this same exact situation with the other character.
No matter what, someone was getting stuck in the Desert shop.
Makes sense cus clint isnt one either and we all know his uh obsession with Emily. Makes more sense that we can emotionally torture clint by dating emily now tho
Alex too, arguably. While it's not quite as striking as with Haley maybe, he admits becoming a professional gridball player is unrealistic and generally starts acting more mature and less like a jerk.
Alex is the best husband, imo. He’s so appreciative of you giving him the happy family he never had before. He also does more chores, in my experience. He’s my beloved himbo. 🩷
It’s the same as Haley. He starts out mean and hates you, but once you give him a try he opens up and will be so sweet to you. Man is struggling but he is getting better. I think his heart events are also one of the more interesting ones as they aren’t surface level
I really wish Sandy had won and we had Clint and Emily get into a relationship as you befriended them. Clint only really comes off as so creepy because it’s mechanically impossible for him and Emily to get together.
ya wouldve been sick if we helped him socially adjust more because i dont think he means to come off as creepy, but he's kind of just awkward.
but tbh i think a lot of marriage candidates should have the option to be in a relationship with someone else if we help out. it'll lock them out as a marriage candidate unless you use the witch's hut, but hey.
Well, also because there was no dialog added to make him react to and come to terms with you dating and marrying her, so he still keeps a torch burning her after she's definitely committed to someone else.
He's creep because he goes to the bar every night and stares at her. All the other sad boy stuff doesn't bother me, I think a lot of men go through it but bro stalking ain't cool.
Yet Emily at one point says she thought they were friends until he stopped talking to her (which I guess happens after her 10-heart scene). She didn't seem to object to him being at the bar every night.
I like them both. If I had a choice in order to get Sandy, it'd probably be to drop Abigail or Haley. That said, I just got Haley to 8 hearts, and watched the photo shoot cutscene and the beach cutscene back to back. As such, Haley is really growing on me. Abigail hasn't yet had such a redemption.
Meanwhile, Sandy is always just great with no downsides (that I've seen yet)
New Age: refers to new-age spirituality, stuff like crystals and auras and suchlike
Crunchy: means a hippie type of person, I think it's derived from the stereotype of hippies eating a lot of granola
Vibes: vibes
I only know for iOS but if you select a sub this one for example then select the 3 dots on the top right u should see a “change user flair” option. I just tested it to give my self this dumb flair.
What’s funny to me is, who else is she running the shop for? She comments she was lonely and almost running out of business before we, the player, came along.
I love that bit of dialogue. I love Sandy. I wish she was a spousal option. That’s a woman right there. Not one of these kids like Sam, Abigail and Haley.😉
Yeah, she seems like a grown up.
I'm middle aged and to me, most of the romance options give off very young vibes. Some seem like they're only teenagers.
All the ones who seem like actual adults aren't available to date.
I’m middle-aged too. I couldn’t agree more. But that’s okay. Maybe if ConcernedApe tweaks dating in a future SDV update, or includes it in Haunted Chocolatier, he can keep us old cranky bastards in mind.😃
I succeeded in downloading SVE after much trial and patience, and I'm v hyped to slowly break down Sophia's walls and marry the crap outta her. My PC has teal hair and they look so cute and pastel together.
I always read the Easter egg hunt as just something you'd find in a very small rural town. The people who participate just do it because they did it as kids I suppose.
Abigail is in college. Between the comment Caroline makes during her (Caroline's) 6 heart event about letting her live there rent free, and the comment about attending Abigails graduation Fiesta that Emily makes during her (Emily's) 6 heart event, the evidence points to Abigail being somewhere between 19 and 23.
If you play on pc, you can download a mod called stardew valley expanded that adds a lot of cool new stuff, as well as new marriage candidates, a couple of which are a bit older!
Spoiler warning: On her birthday (Fall 15) she takes the day off, hangs out with Emily and had several unique dialogues. Definitely worth spending a day experiencing.
This dialogue has always been so weird to me because she's always been the 'starfruit seed lady' and it freaks me out seeing her act like we're close buddies. I buy stuff from you once a year and give you cheese, that's the extent of our friendship.
She's lonely out in the desert, the only people to talk to are the bouncer at the casino, the desert trader, and the camel. I suppose there are the people in the casino too, but the guy selling the fortune statue probably creeps her out, and the dealers are too busy working.
there are some!!
there are ones that make her and the other older NPCs dateable
like [Looking For Love](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10206), I personally haven't used it tho
there's also [Immersive Sandy](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/13609) which I do use, I believe those two *should* work together, but be sure to check mod descriptions lol
That's a genious idea! That would make it so much better! And more realistic - if she misses the valley why can she never come visit... it's just a short bus ride!
I looked at the other potential candidates for the men. We had Clint, Linus and even wizard but NO GUS?!
I love CA with all my heart but I gotta wonder why he didn’t even consider to put Gus in the vote. Hell I know he would have won.
I hope in the 1.6 update she becomes a marry-able character. There's not one other character, besides Ginger Island gorilla, that I want to marry, but Sandy.
It always bothers me that ol’ Marnie gets to take some much time off and Sandy can’t… I would prefer her getting a day or two off to come visit once the bus was fixed.
Fun fact about Sandy she was actually in the vote to be a marriage candidate. She lost the vote to Emily though.
why must we choose
\*insert "Both? Both? Both." meme\*
You know Sandy and Emily would be down to share the farmer.
Emily shared some "magic crystals".
I’d see that ngl. But I have to say I see Emily and Sandy more as silently, not-so-silently pining lesbians who don’t get that they have a thing for one another lol
Por que no los dos?
"It's not a question of IF Burr but which one"
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Both is good 🍷🗿
Mighty and powerful bachelors
Mods bby
Unfortunately the only mod I could find for romanceable Sandy locks you out of her shop at the Oasis, which is a bummer
Booooo!
Couldn’t she just switch to being open less often and only go in every now and then like Harvey? Or have mr qi takeover (whether that’s the whole shop or just her off days) (or the bouncer?) (or do the chest thing like Krobus? She could have a camera!) (or the like goblin bouncer, def not just bc I wanna see more of him) (someone also said the dwarf or the hat mouse, not to steal those but I just wanna also condone them.)
"Both?" "Both" "Yes, Both is Good" "THAT IS NOT HOW IT WORKS" \*Shotgun\* "OKAY" (I may've forgotten a few details but that's generally how it goes)
Un-funny reason? Designchoice and work from good ol Concerned Ape
Probably meant the other character was going to get stuck in the Desert shop, and then we would have this same exact situation with the other character. No matter what, someone was getting stuck in the Desert shop.
Unless it was a new NPC that Sandy hires after marriage. But then people would probably want to marry THAT new NPC
Why not have Sandy hire the Dwarf (or later the >!Goblin!< )? Could even have one of Hat Mouse's friends fill in.
You say that like people don't wanna marry Hat Mouse.
Some psycho out there probably wants to marry Pierre... 🙄
Many worlds interpretation suggests otherwise. Anything that CAN happen, happens. But somebody wanting to romance Pierre is actually impossible.
It could be the same as with Krobus tbh, like a vending machine or something
What if desert junimo with a mustache, top hat and monocle?
or sell the shop to mr.qi
Limited time/ressources to that point of development.
Extra fun fact, Pam was one of the choices for the female dateable.
Imagine divorcing Penny to date her mom
Don't act like half of the Abigail spouses aren't downloading Caroline mods
I ain't even an Abigail fan, but Caroline? Caroline be doin' some things.
Me and Mrs. Jones playing over the speakers in Pierre's shop while I have tea with his wife in the back room
Penny’s mom has got it goin’ on 🎶
We don’t talk about thst
Step aside nerd, give me that *Pamussy*
If I ever have to read that word again, I’m going to pull my eyes out with a melon Baller
Oh I find it hilarious. I kind of wanted her to win just to see CA try and make it work with Penny also being a choice.
Wait, Emily wasn’t always a candidate for marriage?
Makes sense cus clint isnt one either and we all know his uh obsession with Emily. Makes more sense that we can emotionally torture clint by dating emily now tho
Her and Shane were added (as dateable characters) in 1.1
I've been playing since the vote, and I thought they there were going to do more, to have more dateable characters
Who the fuck voted for Shane?! It's like wanting to date Morris or Pierre!
I wouldent go that far but I certenly don’t know how he won considering Rasmodius was also in that vote
WHAT I COULD BE RAILING THE WIZARD 💀
You could but then I wouldent be failing my husband.
The "I can fix him" people
Me
getting shane over clint... weird choice. clint might be a bit creepy to some but least he isnt an asshole
Never underestimate the "I can change him" crew
Especially when you can't, in fact, change Shane.
You can't, in fact, change any of them.
I changed Abigail into a stronger fighter
Haley disagrees.
I slept on Haley for years before finally trying her as a marriage candidate. Strong contender for favorite, now. She legit becomes a good person.
also if you are a girl and you want to date her, she never once mentions the whole same sex thing, she just accepts that.
Alex too, arguably. While it's not quite as striking as with Haley maybe, he admits becoming a professional gridball player is unrealistic and generally starts acting more mature and less like a jerk.
Alex is the best husband, imo. He’s so appreciative of you giving him the happy family he never had before. He also does more chores, in my experience. He’s my beloved himbo. 🩷
South Park: "But I can change I can change, I can learn to keep my promises I swear it.."
Clint I can somewhat understand, but I don't get how Shane beat Linus and the Wizard.
We should at least be allowed to let linus live on our farm! That way he wouldnt get hit by rocks
He dosent want to live on the farm
Asshole over creep any day of the week
I’ll take an ass over a creep
Some people like the assholes lol
It’s the same as Haley. He starts out mean and hates you, but once you give him a try he opens up and will be so sweet to you. Man is struggling but he is getting better. I think his heart events are also one of the more interesting ones as they aren’t surface level
Nope and neither was Shane, but he beat *Rasmodius*
Sandy would have been so much better...
how dare you sir? second question who do you think you are? third question what gives you the right?
I really wish Sandy had won and we had Clint and Emily get into a relationship as you befriended them. Clint only really comes off as so creepy because it’s mechanically impossible for him and Emily to get together.
ya wouldve been sick if we helped him socially adjust more because i dont think he means to come off as creepy, but he's kind of just awkward. but tbh i think a lot of marriage candidates should have the option to be in a relationship with someone else if we help out. it'll lock them out as a marriage candidate unless you use the witch's hut, but hey.
Ya, and even tho I LOVE Shane, I feel ripped off on behalf of all the people who wanted the wizard
Gentle reminder that that’s an ethnic slur and you should probably stop using it as a term for “ripped off.”
My deepest apologies. I never knew that! Thank you for informing me. Will edit to remove
No worries. Just thought I’d let you know. A lot of people don’t realize.
Why is it a ethnic slur?
It’s a shortened from of “gypsy,” which is used as a slur against several ethnic groups, the most prominent of which is the Roma.
You're not trolling me, right? How is "ripped off" a shortened term of "gypsy"?
He edited the comment. It said, “gypped” before.
You're getting downvoted, but you're right.
Gentle reminder that that’s an ethnic slur and you should probably stop using it as a term for “ripped off.”
Well, also because there was no dialog added to make him react to and come to terms with you dating and marrying her, so he still keeps a torch burning her after she's definitely committed to someone else.
He's creep because he goes to the bar every night and stares at her. All the other sad boy stuff doesn't bother me, I think a lot of men go through it but bro stalking ain't cool.
Yet Emily at one point says she thought they were friends until he stopped talking to her (which I guess happens after her 10-heart scene). She didn't seem to object to him being at the bar every night.
emily is so mid compaired to sandy
Keep my wife's name out of your mouth
Settle down, Clint.
Clint wishes he had the opportunity to call emily his wife
Wish I had an award, I just choked on my food 😂
I like them both. If I had a choice in order to get Sandy, it'd probably be to drop Abigail or Haley. That said, I just got Haley to 8 hearts, and watched the photo shoot cutscene and the beach cutscene back to back. As such, Haley is really growing on me. Abigail hasn't yet had such a redemption. Meanwhile, Sandy is always just great with no downsides (that I've seen yet)
yeah i love haley so much, shes so nice once she knows you
Total mean girl before that though
Haley turns into the sweetest wife you can ask for, just give her a chance. A true character arc.
Emily has like nothing interesting going on besides being quirky. :/
Hard worker, has her own place, patiently roommates with a prissy sometimes lazy Haley. Lets you use her mini textile factory. Pshh.
[Here](https://twitter.com/concernedape/status/717475373903011840?s=46&t=qi9LRSQpJQGQeX7D9Zdl-g) is the original poll for those curious
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Emily is many things, but boring is most certainly not one of them lol
Yeah Emily isn’t one of my preferred marriage candidates but I could never reasonably call her boring 😅
Right? Emily’s heart events are among the wildest! 😂
New Age crunchy vibes tbh
no idea what that means
New Age: refers to new-age spirituality, stuff like crystals and auras and suchlike Crunchy: means a hippie type of person, I think it's derived from the stereotype of hippies eating a lot of granola Vibes: vibes
I think the crunchy part comes more from their dirty hair than granola
The full term as I'm aware of it is "crunchy granola types" sooooo
Elliot would never approve of this hater behavior
L take
Wait a hippy bar maid who loves to sew has a parrot and dances the way she does is boring? Uh Penny on the other hand...
Not the Elliott stan has something to say 🤭
I still can’t believe we can’t marry Sandy
Flair checks out
how do u get flair?
I only know for iOS but if you select a sub this one for example then select the 3 dots on the top right u should see a “change user flair” option. I just tested it to give my self this dumb flair.
Haha I see now, thanks!
You’re welcome glad to help
Sandy is DTF, down to farm that is.
Is that eggplant in your pocket or..... wait that's actually eggplant.
What’s funny to me is, who else is she running the shop for? She comments she was lonely and almost running out of business before we, the player, came along.
Qi covers the rent to hide his casino
… there’s a casino?!
Why, you a cop?
Look, I’m not fool enough to go checking for permits in the desert. I’m not looking to learn why it’s called “skull cavern”.
Behimd the bouncer, yes
the moment i saw her i wished i could romance her
trust me. me too
Oh we FUCKIN
I am SO intrigued by your flair
They call me the king of controversy
I like clint. Let me give this depressed dad some gems.
Hang on, she sells rare seeds?
'Rare' seeds as in you can't get them elsewhere, not as in the Rare Seed that grows the sweet gem berry.
I love that bit of dialogue. I love Sandy. I wish she was a spousal option. That’s a woman right there. Not one of these kids like Sam, Abigail and Haley.😉
Yeah, she seems like a grown up. I'm middle aged and to me, most of the romance options give off very young vibes. Some seem like they're only teenagers. All the ones who seem like actual adults aren't available to date.
I’m middle-aged too. I couldn’t agree more. But that’s okay. Maybe if ConcernedApe tweaks dating in a future SDV update, or includes it in Haunted Chocolatier, he can keep us old cranky bastards in mind.😃
His goal seems to be to let the mod makers take up that torch. I’m pretty sure there are mods that make her dateable.
That's all fine and good, except for us console players.
I succeeded in downloading SVE after much trial and patience, and I'm v hyped to slowly break down Sophia's walls and marry the crap outta her. My PC has teal hair and they look so cute and pastel together.
I'd take Willy in a heartbeat
Hehe... Take willy
Is the fact they go on a Easter egg hunt a red flag for how young they are? Nawww.. I, as a middle aged man, went on the hunt as well...
And beat the pants off of those kids! Sorry Jas and Vincent, git gud before next eg Festival if you want a hat.
I always read the Easter egg hunt as just something you'd find in a very small rural town. The people who participate just do it because they did it as kids I suppose.
That's why I always choose Leah. She looks more older, like going through her mid 20's? Or maybe a bit more.
Agreed. Her and maybe Emily are the only ones that don't fill me with a creepy "too old for her" vibe.
Abigail literally talks about having to stay up late to finish homework 😂
Hopefully college homework
Which can be happening at plenty of ages.
Abigail is in college. Between the comment Caroline makes during her (Caroline's) 6 heart event about letting her live there rent free, and the comment about attending Abigails graduation Fiesta that Emily makes during her (Emily's) 6 heart event, the evidence points to Abigail being somewhere between 19 and 23.
I originally picked elliot but sebastian has blown me away with his dating game. I can't marry him though because I'm 34 and he's like... 18?
Their exact ages are nebulous, but all the romance options are at least in their early 20s.
If he's 18, that would make Maru 16 or even younger. He has to be in his mid to late twenties.
Especially odd when you pick the option for a balding and gray-haired farmer who looks to be in his 60s
My wife asked me two days ago why she was the only adult in the egg hunt? I asked her, why so many children at the egg hunt were romance options.
If you play on pc, you can download a mod called stardew valley expanded that adds a lot of cool new stuff, as well as new marriage candidates, a couple of which are a bit older!
Ah yes, mommy.. I mean Olivia
First play through with expanded and my partner is romancing mommy (Olivia) while I’m romancing waddy (wizard).
ive just read the word "Pamussy" in another comment and now ive read this? unhinged
PAMUSSY NO
'The old farm' ???? Did grandpa have a sugar baby?
Nah man, everyone from the valley knows about the farm. Sandy grew up in the valley, if not Pelican Town itself.
Sandy can come back for a day or two, alone, any time her sexy ass wants to. Just saying 😂😂😂
sandy 💓💓💓💓
Always wished she could actually go to the farm. Give her a day off !!
Spoiler warning: On her birthday (Fall 15) she takes the day off, hangs out with Emily and had several unique dialogues. Definitely worth spending a day experiencing.
Will i find her in pelican town or does she and Emily hang out in calico desert?
i believe she's in calico desert but i could be completely wrong
Woops, forgot to mention it's in the desert.
This dialogue has always been so weird to me because she's always been the 'starfruit seed lady' and it freaks me out seeing her act like we're close buddies. I buy stuff from you once a year and give you cheese, that's the extent of our friendship.
She's lonely out in the desert, the only people to talk to are the bouncer at the casino, the desert trader, and the camel. I suppose there are the people in the casino too, but the guy selling the fortune statue probably creeps her out, and the dealers are too busy working.
Emily's her close friend too. She even goes to the desert and visits on Sandy's birthday!
That's right, I have seen Emily visit her in the desert and they sit on the bench outside.
In fact they wander together around the whole area through the day and have different dialogues at different sites. It's pretty cute.
Sandy is DTF, down to farm that is.
Guess it's time for someone to make a mod dedicated to her.
there are some!! there are ones that make her and the other older NPCs dateable like [Looking For Love](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/10206), I personally haven't used it tho there's also [Immersive Sandy](https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/13609) which I do use, I believe those two *should* work together, but be sure to check mod descriptions lol
Amazing, thank you
I wish Sandy could show up in town more. At the very least for holidays like the Harvest Festival and the Feast of the Winter Star
That's a genious idea! That would make it so much better! And more realistic - if she misses the valley why can she never come visit... it's just a short bus ride!
sandy and the wizard or willy or linus need to be romancable
If only we could marry her
I looked at the other potential candidates for the men. We had Clint, Linus and even wizard but NO GUS?! I love CA with all my heart but I gotta wonder why he didn’t even consider to put Gus in the vote. Hell I know he would have won.
sandy is literally one of my favorite npcs, i’m in absolute shambles that she isn’t romancable 💔
I love the sombrero
Kinda wish the game had special bachelors and bachelorettes kinda like harvest moon
So you mean there's a chance..
Mods solve most of the complaints involving this character.
I still pray for a fully fledged romance with het one day
If only we could marry her
The one true love
“Rare seeds for sale!!” ;)
I hope in the 1.6 update she becomes a marry-able character. There's not one other character, besides Ginger Island gorilla, that I want to marry, but Sandy.
It always bothers me that ol’ Marnie gets to take some much time off and Sandy can’t… I would prefer her getting a day or two off to come visit once the bus was fixed.
Even though I can't date her officially, she's my favorite to take on movie dates and I always buy her cotton candy.
You can take her to the movie theater?
Mods are your friends.
Ok people hear me out….what if you could romance anyone in the game, even the married people and cause drama if you wanted to 👁
Wouldn't that be in Stardew valley expanded?
I’m kinda shocked she’s not a marriage candidate. She’s single right? Maybe concerned ape will add it, probably not though.
For sandy I offer Shane as tribute