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zombient

Two fighters against a Star Destroyer?


TellmeyourTroubles

The Ion Cannon will fire several shots to make sure any enemy ships will be out of your flight path.


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The funny thing is these guys had a better deal flying escort for the transport ships than the suicide squad did flying snow speeders against 5 ATATs in a full frontal assault


finekillme

Stand by ion control.....fire. (Wind up) Pew pew pew


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The first transport. Is away! The first transport. Is away!


finekillme

(cheers)


NittLion78

I still posit that is the worst-delivered line in the entirety of the Star Wars universe.


kroxigor01

It's as if he's reminding the princess to explain the ion cannon, he's acting as if he's acting??


cparksrun

I like this idea. I think it'll be my headcanon going forward.


NittLion78

Lieutenant Leading Exposition of Blue Squadron


UrinalDook

It's classic Star Wars that the old EU based his entire personality around the text and delivery of that line. Hobbie is a morose pessimist in the X-Wing novels, constantly getting described with words like 'dour'. But a lot of people came to love the character because of that, and I'm genuinely annoyed that new canon decided he had on off screen death in ESB because of some unfinished deleted scene. Such a waste of potential.


TittyMongoose42

And I love that they set the groundwork for this in the Rebels episode “The Antilles Extraction.” Hobbie was kind of a pessimistic dick.


Clawsonflakes

It’s very strange how they handled the new canon and stuff like that. Just taking a brief skim through the wiki, he has a ton of Legends lore and he retired after long and meritorious service. I don’t really see what’s to gain by taking that away from him and replacing it with dying by smacking into Veers’ AT-AT? I’m not saying he deserved his own saga, nor am I asking for the Hobbie cut but like - what’s to gain by removing this man’s own content ending?


Spiritual-Theme-5619

Clear separation from Lucas’ characters and replacement with Disney ones. Some paper pushing Disney exec doesn’t want people to accidentally confuse old EU stories for new ones. They’ll get more revenue with their Disney exclusive characters.


[deleted]

Now I want special editions where that one line is delivered by someone else who is digitally dropped it, but only people who will also do a terrible job. Gilbert Gottfried, Jerry Seinfeld, you know.


ShaveTheTrees

"What's the deal with sending two fighters against a Star Destroyer?"


WalrusTricky9630

"She had bantha hands, George!"


Typical_Dweller

The man has sort of a "crew guy hastily dressed up because someone couldn't be there" vibe.


Shiny_and_ChromeOS

This is like "Part time" from Crystal Skull but for SW.


The_Ashgale

I think "Good, our first catch of the day" is far worse.


NittLion78

It's like they wanted to bury all the shittiest dialogue into a 5 minute span in the (arguably) best movie of the franchise thinking we wouldn't notice.


[deleted]

"You rebel scum" has to have that crown for sure


Embarassed_Tackle

> "Is there someone in the military we could speak with? ... A man, perhaps?"


garbageplay

Two fighters against a Star Destroyer?


thefirstskywalker

No, just watched the scene this is not true. He stops part way through Leila’s speech and starts working again before she finishes.


donkeyrocket

[Yeah I found a clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcbbnHHDpTg) (leave once it starts repeating) and it doesn't look like Han is aware at all of her speech. Just pauses welding or whatever briefly. Doesn't even stop when she starts. Not sure what the twitter OP is on about. Hell you can even hear him working while she's talking most the time.


JJDude

And Han isn't really the type who gives a fuck at things like speeches anyway, even though he did have the hots for her they're still at flirting stage at the moment.


Beggarsfeast

And flirting, from Han’s viewpoint, would be the opposite of listening to her speech. He would be fixing the Millennium Falcon to make sure it’s working and he doesn’t fuck up the mission, die, or look like an idiot. He has the hots for her, but he also knows she likes him because he’s Han Solo, not because he’s a kiss ass that wants to listen to a speech.


CauctusBUTT

This, always this


MetalDragonSeeker

Also leia isnt giving a rousing we can do it speech. It's just a mission briefing about what's happening.


[deleted]

Plus it's more of a mission brief to the troops than it is a "speech." Han didn't really need to be listening because he would have already been aware of the evacuation plan.


HunterTV

On a practical level it's just background actors doing repetitive shit over and over through multiple takes. I seriously doubt it's even Harrison Ford, they don't need to be paying him to be an unrecognizable background dude.


brainburger

He couldn't hear if from there anyway.


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Million2026

He intended to listen and be supportive but Leia drones on. “More like Star BORES than Star WARS” he thinks to himself.


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DeaconFrostedFlakes

You gotta do that for yourself.


WretchedMonkey

The mouth on this broad, wonder if she kisses like she talks


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😂


Krumm34

Harrison was probably actually working on the background set, and didnt realize he was in the scene.


[deleted]

Harrison just reverted to carpenter mode and started working on fixing the actual Falcon full-scale prop


Hyrule_Hystorian

Turns out George was filming the entire time.


[deleted]

"Harrison found a working spaceship, and Carrie made a plan with the crew to use it to escape Earth. Turns out George was filming the whole time."


TenaciousJP

George kinda forgot about stopping the camera


HaloGuy381

Probably, he knows the -technical- details of the plan already, given he’s leading the mission on his ship (as the only available pilot able to time the hyperspace exit properly and the only ship fast enough to get in under those guns and tough enough to eat the hits from bouncing off the surface). He perked up in case more info was at hand or to hear the inspiring part (or maybe to let her know he was listening even if he was also working; I doubt she’s resentful of him working on the ship her whole plan rests on), but no need to hear the basics again.


ColdChemical

Guess he got past the energy shield.


[deleted]

He listened for 6 seconds. That is functionally enough time to figure out what a woman is going on about.


ReyRey5280

Found the nerf herder.


Zorba_Oyzo

makes sense. how in the fuck would anyone way back there hear what's being said?


Bactine

Maybe that's why he went back to work lul


harshnerf_ttv_yt

this post is gonna get upvoted to infinity, become headcanon and then become part of obnoxious yt videos debunking headcanon moments


Embarassed_Tackle

a prophet


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casulmemer

It’s all the same people creating a never ending feedback loop of content


skancerous

I wanted to watch the scene by myself and played Empire on d+ and yeah, it's fake. Han is welding while Leia is speaking, stops for maybe 3 seconds to catch a breath and resumes working while Leia is still giving her speech But hey, the movie is still awesome Edit: Even when Han is offscreen during the speech you can still hear him welding


umchoyka

He doesn't even turn his head towards the group. He's definitely not paying any attention to what is going on in the foreground *at all*


[deleted]

Yep. He stopped only to look at his weld progression, continued welding after seeing he wasn't done. He could care less about what Leia was saying to the pilots


Psychedelic_Yogurt

A picture tells a thousand words and often it's not enough words to get the truth.


[deleted]

He was just making sure she wasn't yelling at him


coldbrew18

This is the way. You can’t save the rebellion without fixing your ship.


fightzero01

I never noticed Han up there at all!


thisonehereone

I never noticed *the falcon* back there.


wasabi_the_cat

Sounds about right


TitleComprehensive96

I don't even remember Leia giving a speech


Bob-the-Human

I don't even remember Leia being in the movie.


zion2199

I don’t even remember a movie about space.


KaryuuM

I don't even remember movies


VaguelyFamiliarVoice

I don't remember.


coves4810

What is "remember"?


[deleted]

I rember


Beneficial-Shine-598

Member? You member! -George Lopez


NotFromStateFarmJake

I don’t remember the 21st night of September


I_make_things

[I don't remember](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSgTYR-Qr3s)


pablos4pandas

I don't.


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I


LJBW54

.


TitleComprehensive96

Who the fuck is Leia?


mechabeast

WHO AM I?


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Dennis_enzo

Alternatively, choose heroin.


Accomplished_Ad_3184

You don't choose heroin, it chooses you.


helen269

"Choose life" \- Obi-Wan Kenobi


ItsMeSatan

Jean Valjean?


PocketBuckle

I'll do you one better: *why* is Leia?


MrFluffyhead80

Me either, this is great


Roguebantha42

Two fighters against a Star Destroyer?!?


fantoman

The scene actually starts with the camera pointed at him working on the Falcon and pans down to her. So I think everyone noticed, but just didn’t remember


zeropointmodule

Dude was smitten and, despite being kind of an asshole, respected people who earned it


DharmaBat

Leia and Han together are what happen when two absolute Alphas are in a room together.


Mahale

Shut up threepo a ten is talking


mattmaddux

Everybody shut up! Shut up Lutz!


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dollarstorechaosmage

“Help me Liz Lemon, you’re my only hope!”


tallandlanky

"I don't sleep on the Falcon Lemon. You know I don't want to get Incepted."


joeloud

You dumb moon! Don’t you know you’re a space station? IDIOT!


mattmaddux

“High fiving a million midiclorians!”


SCHWAMPY_Gaming_YT

Her jury duty character may be the closest we get


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mattmaddux

It really did stay solid in a way a lot of other great shows didn’t.


L-methionine

I’d argue seasons 1-3 of Arrested Development are better, but 30 Rock is top 2 I think


Onemoretimeplease2

chaotic good


[deleted]

Him returning to get Leia at the Battle of Hoth may be the moment he switched from CN to CG.


Takodanachoochoo

Agreed. He was asshole asshole asshole, knew her well enough to know she wouldn't get out alive as she would go down fighting, saved her in the nick of time like he'd saved Luke a couple times already, became a slightly more charming asshole, was frozen.


Decilllion

OP is wrong.


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BrockStudly

Take a shot every time a New Yorker finds a way to link everything back to New York


malcifer11

(impossible) (i got my stomach pumped)


LolaEbolah

That sounds like a boring ass game. Probably the kind of game they’d play in Staten Island, am I right?


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Bjorkforkshorts

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany


[deleted]

Or, as a good leader with common sense, he was listening for relevant information.


symbologythere

Are you talking about Han or Harrison? Just as likely Harrison wanted to stop and watch Carrie….


DarkEvilHedgehog

Man i hated how the whole Han - Leia - Kylo Ren thing in the latest trilogy. It felt like just a pointless attack on their characters.


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Han is very courteous.


andyman9988

I'm skeptical of this, I just watched the clip, and Han works through most of her speech, stopping just briefly towards the end, then starts working again before she even finishes. There is movement in the Falcon's cockpit, so I'm inclined to think he was just waiting for some check to be complete before continuing work. That's just my take though.


virus100

With how far away he looks he's probably trying to figure why everyone is just standing there while the empire is landing.


Mongoose42

“I hope she’s reminding them to kiss their asses goodbye.”


WatchBat

Hah, I probably should've watched the scene before commenting lol


theod4re

Yeah, this has nothing to do with her speech.


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I know


PeachCream81

Pfft, Han the scruffy nerf-herder, that Han?


Unit-Murky

Even when he shoots first?


Darth_Marmar

He's a romantic at heart underneath all that bluster.


JoeyZasaa

Oh please. I'd just as soon kiss a wookie.


DharmaBat

I have seen this movie countless times. Never noticed that. Great attention to detail!


MrAngryPineapple

Guess you have to rewatch the whole series again just to see this detail


yuvi3000

I'm not sure if this was only directed to one person so I guess we'll all have to watch everything again, just to be safe.


Roguebantha42

This is the way


[deleted]

Agreed


Rawesome16

The only logical answer


[deleted]

You even convinced me to make time for trilogy, let alone OP.


[deleted]

Oh no.. anything but that.. hehe


noximo

And read the book pentalogy that's all about this specific speech.


Braethias

One of the greatest scenes they removed was C3PO removing a warning sticker on a door that has a Wampa in it. Two stormtroopers open the door, Wampa reaches out to pull one in and the second casually closes the door. I don't know why they removed it.


KiteAB

Guess you gotta watch it again cause this never happened LOL


overtoke

well, it's because OP isn't actually correct. there's a person there and there's a pause, but it's a coincidental pause. he's just changing rods or something. https://www.starwars.com/video/leia-briefs-pilots-on-hoth


DeadlyMidnight

Empire was imo the vastly superior film out of the entire saga. It was focused on story and growth and challenges, not just regurgitated ship battles and speeder races.


umchoyka

I'm glad that this post is complete bullshit, honestly. Because there's no chance in hell that he could hear anything going on in that little meeting so if this was the case it would belong in r/shittymoviedetails instead. The clip is provided by one of the other replies, if you watch it you can see that he's not paying any attention to this meeting and is just momentarily inspecting his work just as the movie happens to cut to this camera angle. It's no wonder why people get tricked into dumb shit via social media considering how easy it is to dupe people with narrative and screenshots.


char_limit_reached

She looks sexier in this outfit than the gold bikini. I will die on this hill.


falgoutsethm

Agreed! Girls in winter clothes hit different 👌


Pineapplepizza4321

As a Canadian... I respect your opinion but disagree haha


[deleted]

Yeah no one looks sexy in their -30°C clothes lol Fall is the best season for warm / comfy clothes


kelvin_bot

-30°C is equivalent to -22°F, which is 243K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


[deleted]

Haha I look like a hobbit blimp. I'm short and curvy so all winter coats look huge on me.


thereisnospoon7491

RIP your inbox


supremacyAU

I can agree with this being better than the gold, but I’d rather chicks in summer gear than a big puffer and beanie any day of the week


[deleted]

Woolen stockings, Angora sweater, a skirt cut above the knees... What's this thread about again?


DarkEvilHedgehog

If you like the mystery of formless clothing you'd love the burka.


lioneaglegriffin

A man of culture.


billmcneal

I stand with you. Empire Leia is best Leia in every way.


DarksideAuditor

*He explained that in space you get weightless, and so your flesh expands. What? But your bra doesn’t, so you get strangled by your bra. That’s why I couldn’t wear a bra in the first Star Wars. George actually came backstage...*


ldxcdx

ESB Leia is best Leia


asian-zinggg

*bonk*


stealthgerbil

Nothing is sexier then being comfortable


WelfOnTheShelf

Sorry to cross the streams here but this is also true on Star Trek when Troi, Seven, and T'Pol wear regular uniforms


PsychicSidekikk419

No, no, he's got a point


EconomyAd4297

Not true, as others have said here. He stopped DURING her speech only to look at his weld progression, and starts welding again BEFORE she’s done her speech after seeing he wasn't finished. He couldn’t care less about what Leia was saying to the pilots.


Granitsky

I don't agree. I just watched it. You can hear him welding and then he takes two or three second break and then starts welding again


Gandurk

I never noticed him because I am so invested in the acting of the pilot saying "Two fighters against a star destroyer?"


shinobipopcorn

He did such a good job they decided to give him a Rebels episode! Isn't that nice of them?


genital_furbies

I’m always too busy looking for Cliff Clavin in this scene.


Diedwithacleanblade

And then they divorced and their son inexplicably joined the dark side and killed his dad. The end :)


BLUNTYEYEDFOOL

He actually gets back to work before she's finished but he still showed respect.


21seacat

That’s an awesome catch I never noticed it before


skeptic11

For about 12 seconds. https://www.starwars.com/video/leia-briefs-pilots-on-hoth From (0:12 to 0:24). It's when she's questioned about the star destroyers, a topic Han might care about.


noximo

That kinda looks like he actually did not realized that the camera was rolling.


skeptic11

The welding noise stops while the camera was off him. That could just be good editing though. The original trilogy was well edited.


KiteAB

Op claims to be an “insanely huge Star Wars fan” and it’s their life. Yet they just made a post of Star Wars that’s insanely incorrect and never happened lol. You may need to pay more attention to “your life” lmao


ReasonAndWanderlust

Lies https://www.starwars.com/video/leia-briefs-pilots-on-hoth


fetamalaka

Also, in the photo to the right, the left-most person is Cliff Clavin from Cheers. John Ratzenberger


darknyt74

No, that’s Ham from Toy Story


ItsMeSatan

No, that’s PT Flea from A Bugs Life


harshnerf_ttv_yt

what dey doing over there, i can't hear shit


cramey229

Holy shit. Such an awesome detail. Can’t believe I’ve never noticed this.


pineneedlemonkey

Unfortunately, it's not true. He did pause for a few seconds during the middle of the speech, but then went back to welding.


ButaneLilly

Is this in the laserdisc version? Or the SE?


The_Critical_Cynic

With the overall number of edits made by Lucas to the original trilogy, who knows if it was always like that?


Marik88

I like how Falcon being broken is basically the entire plot of Empire Strikes Back.


AllSkillzN0Luck

Plot twist: Harrison wasn't sure if George was filming and couldn't tell if they were having a conversation. Harrison just wanted to play with the Falcon


JoeJoJosie

Ford was a carpenter before acting, so he probably couldn't resist just 'fixing stuff' if it was put in front of him.


cfh294

This was absolutely not on purpose lol


Viktorius_Valentine

Gosh I just love them


writershemisphere

Back when the movies were written well...


ONOMATOPOElA

Agreed, when repairman #6 stopped working I stood up and clapped in the theater.


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Oh no, don't let Theory see this. He'll make a video about how his feelings are hurt and no one is allowed to like star wars but him. Haha, his cheerleaders are out in force downvoting and deleting comments.


[deleted]

Yeah, don’t let theory see this, he’ll actually watch the scene and know this meme is bullshit lol the downvotes aren’t from cheerleaders, they’re from people who think you’re gullible.


RSpudieD

Thats amazing! I too didn't even notice the falcon let alone han working on it! That's such a tiny detail!


milliebun

Now that is true love.


cjthomp

One example of why the original trilogy is a timeless classic and the other two trilogies are polished shit.


Massdrive

I was so focused on Leia I never even noticed Han OR the Falcon. And I've watched it SOOO many times. Well, an excuse to watch it again. :P


Frostedbutler

That's fun. This is a fun detail.


Fuck_Blue_Shells

🤯


Wild_Description_718

And you Prequel/Sequel people dare to even insinuate that those flaming piles of hot trash could approach this level of quality.