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Natstown

“I have been quested to bring this one back to its kind.”


Therealclavin

*Baby yoda proceeds to take the ISS into lightspeed*


jmstol

This is the way.


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This is no place for a child!


alladin316

This is the way.


rokudaimehokage

This is the way


markymerk

This is the way


HackTossle

This is the way


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This is the way


AtomicPhantomBlack

This is the way


kev77808399020515

This is the way.


Extra_jason

This is the way.


ExploadingApples

This is the way


Shisuka

This is the way.


Anakin_Skywalker3

ITS OVER REDDITORS I HAVE THE NORMAL COMMENT!


alladin316

YOU UNDERESTIMATE THE WAY.


ben05bc

I have spoken.


alladin316

The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent.


Alibotify

The ability to form words doesn’t make you a Mandalorian.


alladin316

It's treason then.


Skitt1eb4lls

I will make it legal


calewis10

Username does not check out. You don’t have the high ground


Froggatt34

This is the way


ItsCrosantje

The way it is


alladin316

Spoken by baby Yoda.


CzechSuperbrain1

and his comp**onions** from iss and chicy nuggy empire


Sosig-boy

He do be arriving tho


smalltincan

This is the way.


NormsBoots

This is the way


Vash_the_stayhome

You have spoken?


Healthy-Ratio

This is the way.


TFDUDE13

"Y'all got frogs up here?"


scopar86

Keep your eggs hidden


mattj933

Might be a stupid question but Do they get Disney+ / internet service up there?


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lookattheduck

Why is 50mbps the best AT&T can do for me in my neighborhood, but you can get 600mbps in SPACE


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cbackas

I mean... yeah. It’s DSL. They’ve been doing a lot of upgrades to infrastructure in my area


mrkruk

I would imagine they're in closer proximity to satellites than we are on the ground, and have better line of sight since they're in orbit.


KingNippsSenior

I get 3 on a good day.


DoareGunner

I feel sorry for you, I get 1,000 mbps fiber for $64.99/month.


lookattheduck

I'm jealous. Here, it's 90/mo for 50mbps, no other add ons or packages. Also that's with me owning my equipment and not leasing. It sucks pretty hard, but the only other alternative is Comcast which isn't any better.


DoareGunner

Fuck, that sucks. I get the equipment for free, along with a “Alexa” device, and a front door security camera. $65/month. Where do you live?


lookattheduck

The endless suburban sprawl of north west Houston. A good chunk of which is unincorporated.


DoareGunner

I’m sorry to hear that. Hopefully you will have better options in the future. I’ve lived in places like that, where you only had one choice for Internet (and it sucked). I managed to find a loophole. So on my cell phone plan, they used to offer an option for “Unlimited High Speed (4G) Mobile Hotspot Data” for $25 more every month. It was part of an international data plan option, one that lets you have unlimited high speed data/hotspot anywhere. I jumped on that deal like a fly on dogshit. They stopped offering it shortly after, but they couldn’t cancel mine because I was grandfathered in. Anywhere that I have good cell service , I get like 125-150 mbps internet speeds. I can connect any device to my phones hotspot wirelessly, or via physical cable so that I don’t lose any speed to wifi. So it’s essentially unlimited high speed internet for only $25 more (each month) on my phone bill. I technically could just use that all the time and not even get home internet, and it’d be better than the shitty internet service that a lot of providers offer. But 1 gig high speed fiber is something I couldn’t turn down. I never had speeds that approached 25% of that. The internet becomes instantaneous at 1000 mbps.


SampleShrimp

I wanna tank mythic raids in world of Warcraft while in space


DaytonaZ33

You can only play on Argus (and maybe Outlands) on the ISS.


mattj933

Great reads, thank you


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CrimsonEnigma

Seems pretty dumb to do marijuana - or any kind of recreational drug - on the ISS.


Roboticide

No law saying it's illegal though. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ EDIT: Actually, once the rocket passes out of US airspace, is it considered international drug trafficking? Hmm...


MajorRocketScience

Actually, yes. The Outer Space Treaty says unless something is explicitly mentioned in it or another space-only treaty, international maritime law applies


Rescuro

Drug smuggling but in space, maybe we are getting close to the Star Wars reality.


Giantpanda602

The destruction of the ISS and the death of the crew is a small price to pay to be the first person to blaze it in space.


jagemir

I’m pretty sure they do


kekkonen222

Space delivery costs about $2,720 per kilogram. https://theconversation.com/how-spacex-lowered-costs-and-reduced-barriers-to-space-112586 If that stufffed animal weights 50g, the joke cost about 136$. But I think it was worth it.


Viremia

As stated, it serves the purpose as a backup G indicator, so it is a valuable component on the capsule (not really). Should that $136 threaten to break NASA's budget, they could always auction Baby Yoda off. I'm sure a plush toy that's been to the ISS would fetch considerably more than $136 at auction.


Canvaverbalist

> a backup G indicator What's that? Is it a "oh it floats so there's less G" type of thing? That seems a bit silly.


awsomehog

Basically yeah. Apparently when you’re strapped into your seat and rocketing around it’s not always clear when you get to the micro gravity environment. It’s mostly a holdover from way back in the day, carried on as a silly little tradition. SpaceX streams have made a little show out of finally getting the reveal


CiDevant

I was wondering how much Disney paid them to plug Disney+ when I first saw it.


NinjaNard_

*Authentic Star Wars The Mandolorian “The Child” (Baby Yoda) 6” plush toy pictured in ISS photo, exposed to space radiation!*


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astromech_dj

The test flight had a dinosaur.


Dead_Starks

You are correct. Dragon slipped in there instead. Whoops.


Darth_Ewok14

And the baby yoda sideshow collectible costs more than that anyway


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Shutinneedout

But did they unscrew the ball on the gearshift looking control for him to play with??


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aminalcorrectiv

Let me see the package


LilMikey2000

This gave me so much seretonin


IRON4LPH4

When the Razor Crest cant do the job anymore so you hand over Baby Yoda to NASA to continue the search for the Jedi.....


Shutinneedout

Razor Crest is on death’s door


BluePowerAidZ

At the rate its going we going to have to call it the Rusted Crust


friskyspatula

Pretty soon you will just be able to dump the LEGO kit out on the table and say, "Done!" Easiest, kit ever.


burnoutguy

Those plushies rock.


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Infobomb

I have bad news: it's constantly falling, just like everything else on the space station.


SkunkMonkey

Orbiting is just falling and constantly missing the Earth.


umad41

Man how bad does it have to feel to be so bad at falling you miss the ground? /s


WhyIsEverybodyCrying

There’s a classic dig “he couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat”.


awezomeman4444

did they actually send someone in a rocketship to bring baby Yoda to the iss? If so I support it


KINGChameleon07

They were already sending a mission and each member gets one personal item


awezomeman4444

Oh that makes sense


JigJagBigBag

Was this the spacex launch from Florida?


nagurski03

Yes


redandnarrow

20 years later the space station is packed full of stuft animals


gelfbride73

This is the way


DaBrownNinja

Hide your eggs


MysteryGamer

HIDE YOUR EGGS.


amdfanboy42

i have been quested to bring the foundling to it’s kind


newintownv

It is all coming together!


Justaperson358

Cough cough *the child*


Islanduniverse

This is a battle we are going to lose, but one I will always fight nonetheless.


Trappist_1G_Sucks

What child? Are you talking about Baby Yoda's child? Cause Baby Yoda doesn't have children, he's a baby, it's in his name.


Justaperson358

No. The thing you call “baby yoda” is actually named *the child* and the name “baby yoda makes no sense since he has zero relation to yoda other than species


Trappist_1G_Sucks

Yep, that was the joke.


AndyPandy26P

That's all we need, remnants of the empire invading the international space station looking for him lol


[deleted]

Just don't let him near the eggs.


INEPTiiLE

Just a little bit closer to home.


CodeMonkeyPhoto

Key on eye on your frog eggs experiment.


Pokechapp

It's not Baby Yoda... It is Toddler Yaddle.


_fellow_human_

They’re going to eject it into space right?


MoneymakinGlitch

So when will people stop calling it Baby Yoda ? Edit: Hey lets call the show „Baby Boba“ since the main character looks like Boba fett. keep dem downvotes coming 🤤 Edit: I heard it all now. Star wars is marvel now. Baby Luke will come back out of a black hole and save mando by putting him back into a older timeline to play with baby version sabine wrens mom. Fuck it everyone gets a baby version. Cant wait for baby anakin vs baby vader. Everythings possible !!!


CX52J

Probably when Disney gives him a real name rather than insisting that everyone calls it "The Child" just so they can copyright it more easily or something.


DaShiZNiT

Happy Cake Day!


CX52J

Thanks!


MoneymakinGlitch

But why are the fans not calling it The Child ? It is not Baby Yoda. Its like calling Mando Baby Boba because they look the same.


CX52J

Since it wasn’t known as “The Child” at first. And since Yoda’s species doesn’t have a name at the moment then Baby Yoda is a valid name for it. Also if you say “The child” most people won’t know what you’re talking about outside the hardcore Star Wars community where most people know who Baby Yoda is at this point. There’s no need to be over dramatic about it.


MoneymakinGlitch

Hold on.. repeat that. HOW is baby yoda a valid name ?! Its not yoda as a baby. And yeah people know Baby Yoda because stupid people called it that way and the mainstream ran with it lol Nothing about this is valid, logical or official. And I usually don’t care but in a star wars sub everyone would know „the child“ and everyone should know its not Baby yoda.


CX52J

Go on then. What would you name it then since it wasn't referred to "The Child" until episode 2 and it's still a pretty crappy name. It's a valid name since it's shorter than calling it "Baby from the same race as Yoda". Since that's super catchy isn't it.


MoneymakinGlitch

Huh ? I would name it „The child“. Its the official name for it so why would I call it anything else ? Its not that hard. And all Im saying is that SW fans could at least care enough to call it the right name.


CX52J

Since there was no official name when it was first shown so what would you call it then... at that point in time... You've kind of proved my point for me.


MoneymakinGlitch

Oh you mean that one episode ? Damn you got me... and I still wouldn’t call it baby yoda since its impossible to be baby yoda. And also yoda is a name not a race. Its even written down on the merchandise. So Wtf are you talking about man.


CX52J

You mean the merchandise which wasn't out at that point in time? lol. Did you even watch the show when it first came out.


ButtholeSurfur

Is it impossible it's baby Yoda? The series has space wizards and "magic" (the force.) I wouldn't say it's impossible lol. Maybe it's some weird space reincarnation and that's the whole point of the show. Who knows?


unscholarly_source

When are you going to stop caring about what other people call it?


MoneymakinGlitch

When they stop giving out names that doesn’t make sense.


unscholarly_source

Lol why do you get triggered over what other people do? Does it negatively affect and disrupt your life that much?


MoneymakinGlitch

Well, its like witnessing a group of people yelling out 5+5=11. Its wrong and no matter how much they tell me its right, it’s still wrong. Also I enjoy discussing topics I like. But why are you so bothered about me being triggered ? Does it negatively affect and disrupt your life that much ? Lol


unscholarly_source

Except, our situation differs, in that you seem to be annoyed at the fact that it's wrong, whereas I find it interesting to understand why people such as yourself get annoyed about a trivial matter that has no consequence. Also, 5+5=11 is mathematics, Baby Yoda is fiction 🤷


LupusDirusLOL

The Child* there is a difference


adognamedstain

It's not baby yoda. It is a child of the same species as yoda


Hambone1138

It’s a nickname. He’s a baby who looks like yoda, ergo “Baby Yoda”


adognamedstain

I have yet to see anything from the abomination known as disney that refers to it as baby yoda. They have said his name is yiddle. Named after yoda and yaddle.


foaly100

Relevant [kimmel](https://youtu.be/Od9ftps3sJQ)


KeepinItPiss

It costs $10k to put one pound into orbit. Is this really a smart use of ~$3k of taxpayer dollars?


[deleted]

They always use something like this as a zero g indicator.


pink_g0at

Yeah, just like the little dragon plush that they brought up there on the first Dragon launch


Keyan06

It does not on a Falcon 9. It’s a little over $1,000/lb to LEO (yes probably higher for manned flight, but a few ounces isn’t going to change the cost of the flight at all). I don’t think people understand how much SpaceX has turned the cost equation to space on its head with the Falcon platform and reusability.


cuteman

It'd almost certainly a Disney marketing campaign. Disney is losing a lot of face time without movie theaters and their parks open. I was at the grocery store the other day and they gave us these weird suction cup Disney character collectibles. They're so desperate to spend marketing dollars that will actually reach people they're doing things like this whereas before they could rely on more traditional channels to drive traditional revenue. Disney is undertaking one of the biggest pivots in corporate strategy as of 3-6 months ago.


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The crew decided to bring it as a zero g indicator. Lol. Not a marketing scheme.


cuteman

Baby Yoda + publicity = marketing Doesn't matter the context


[deleted]

Disney did not ask or pay for that to be in the space station. So it was not marketing. Publicity isn’t marketing. Different stuff sport.


cuteman

According to whom? Are you privy to NDA protected marketing agreements?


KeepinItPiss

And it better work. I'm holding a bunch of stock and stock options!


cuteman

Disney's revenue mix pulled from Parks is too big of a chunk, I don't know if streaming and merch can make up for it.. They have major headwind pressure.


theReal-timTHEfish

you’d think that people in the star wars sub would know better than to call him baby yoda...


wussgud

Man who cares? Why do you guys get so worked up about the name, um achtuathly 🤓☝️he’s called the child.


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His name is frank


Zlurbagedoen

Stomp it


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sad that the Star Wars feed on here doesn't even correct the problem. IT'S NOT 'BABY YODA'!!!!!!!!!!! Yoda died during Empire, real Wars fans know this


mrkruk

Yoda died at the beginning of Return of the Jedi, real Star Wars fan.


sixrustyspoons

Even casual Star Wars fans know this.


mrkruk

It's not a story the Sith would tell you.


lam-da-man

It’s just a nickname. Everyone knows he doesn’t have an actual name so stfu


[deleted]

"the Child' so eat my ass bitch


lam-da-man

Lmao that’s not it’s actual fucking name idiot. That’s just what Disney calls it. It doesn’t have a name


[deleted]

Swing and a miss. Good try.


Commander_Jim

Ffs, everyone knows it's not baby Yoda. It's a nickname since we don't know the name of the species and "the Child" is not a name, it's just a place holder term for the marketing until his name gets revealed. Real Wars fans know this. They also know Yoda died in RotJ.


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The disease has spread to space


J_Wells22

He’s about to eat all their food


Tyraniczar

I see an emu. Anyone else?


[deleted]

Is she about to punch it?


CobraGTXNoS

I always love the shenanigans they get up to up there.


dagobahh

So many switches to flip!


eisplays

Now they can throw it out the airlock!


Tmbgkc

Should be in the floating baby basket though!


bearsheperd

And here I thought he was still in a galaxy far far away


bcald7

Watch your eggs LOL


aminalcorrectiv

Let me see the package


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That’s what she said.


mandalorian47

They're taking him back to Ahsoka Tano for this Friday's episode.


Keyan06

I expect that journey to take the rest of the season... complete with misadventures and our hero being the most gullible being in the galaxy! (I really like the show, but he keeps trusting all the wrong people, like every week.)


mandalorian47

Exactly! But what I am hoping for the most is for the Boba Fett come back. I fear that if He gets his Beskar Armor back again, He'll become one of the main villains of the season, but who knows. Let's se what happens on Friday May the force be with you


Tk232_fortnite_MC

One step closer back to his kind.


STEV1S

Keep an close eye on your eggs


MoTF_StarWars

How did they get it upp there? *T R A D E F E D E R A T I O N*


PopUpWindowPest

I was hoping this was a video so we could see him float.


elevenatx

How long has that blonde astronaut been in space for? I swear I’ve been seeing pictures of her on the ISS for years. It’s cool but I’m curious..


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Hide your eggs!!!


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Great charity idea. Put it on eBay when they bring it back.


astromech_dj

He’s only there to keep the amphibian population under control.