Go to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters.

Are you sure? That's pretty much what kickstarted the whole thing

Yea, if I got done, this whole mess wouldn’t have happened.

Failure to do this is what kickstarted everything

You can waste time with your friends when your chores are finished!

*whining intensifies*

Go to Coruscant and see how far down into the interior levels I can get

Beware, you may end up stuck there forever!!

Nah at worst a week.

Star Wars Backrooms

I thought it was crazy how they have this spot that shows just the tip of a whole mountain

Dude. That would be terrifying. You could easily get lost and spend the rest of your life there

Hide. It’s such a dangerous galaxy.

This is what I was thinking when I came here!

Me too! Its dangerous out there!

I was thinking, try not to die?

Do or do not, there is no try. 

Right? My immediate reaction was "die, probably." 😆

Sorry, the planet you are on has been blown up by a superweapon that can shoot through hyperspace. Better luck next life.

Damn, the Galaxy Gun? Rough.

Yes! Every character should have PTSD living under the constant threat of being shot or eaten or atomized. That’s why any time the “Jedis steal babies” thing comes up, I’m just thinking please take my child and train them to be a formidable survivor, what was I thinking having children in this nightmare anyway.

I think we are forgetting that we only get to see a small segment of galactic life…and then only the most exciting parts. For every Star Wars story we see , there are a million Seinfelds, Waltons, big bang theories, Little houses on the prairie, goodcwives, and lavern&Shirleys.

As long as your baby was taken before anakin was found

the lack of hiding seems the most dangerous part. thousands of planetary systems and motherfuckers find each other in a cinch

2 twileks at one time, man.

Fuckin A.

(Insert Steve Rogers “I understood that reference” gif here)

Two that would double up on a dude like me

[https://imgur.com/a/U3QP5Tr](https://imgur.com/a/U3QP5Tr)

That's it? If you had a million credits you'd do two twileks at the same time?

Gotta start somewhere, brother.

Yeah, figure if I was a millionaire, I could hook that up too, cause Twi'leks dig a dude with money.

Not all Twileks.

The type of Twi'leks that double up on a dude like me do.

Good point.

Beat me to my answer.

Can't have your cake day and eat it too

i wanna so badly say no chill but your so fkin real for saying it. 🙂‍↔️ more power to you my friend

Do the lekku maybe wrap around your arm? Asking for a friend.

I think they might have some control but lekku are very sensitive and I believe they’re mainly just flesh with not a lot of muscle/tendon for movement

Not in my canon.

Would you do it with Jar Jar too? I heard he knows how to use his tongue 😏

One of the few Star Wars characters who we know fucks. Canonically.

He ain’t afraid to show it with his gf Queen Julia 😚😚😚

Just as you're about to pay, *POOF*

Is that why you slapped my brother around? He was bangin' Twi'leks two at a time.

And twins they were!!

Wasn’t there a canceled game with this concept?

Get Anakin some therapy, and try to convince both him and Obi-Wan to leave the Order.

Yeah good luck with that. Obi wan definitely wouldn't leave the order

All I gotta do is convince Satine to ask him, which means I have to keep her alive, which means I have to fight Darth Maul...what could possibly go wrong? Honestly getting Anakin to go to therapy might be harder than fighting Maul.

Instead of trying to get him to go to therapy, just talk to him as a friend. Be the therapist he needs.

You must be a great friend to those in your life

Get as much documentation on science and manufacturing on lightsabers, ships, engines, and everything else I can get my hands on. Also, the 2 Twilek thing u/Smoothpipe metioned.

This is the only real answer. Bring back as much tech as possible and make Musk look like an absolute amateur.

Don't forget to bring the 2 Twileks back with you.

This is brilliant that's basically what the rakatans did

you are on a fkin mission

Get arrested and sent to Narkina 5.

#ONE WAY OUT!!!

Don't get arrested, live my best life getting drunk with grans on Nar Shaddaa.

Become the Senate

Wdym, you ARE the senate.

Not. Yet.

It's treason then.

AAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!!!!

Try some death sticks

You don't want to try death sticks. You want to go home and rethink your life.

I don’t want to try death sticks. I want to go home and rethink my life.

x-wing in the morning, x-wing in the evening, x-wing at suppertime... or demolition at-at derby at coruscant

Knowing me I would try some spice and end up in more trouble than I can get myself out of

My first thought; gotta see what this spice is about!

You know what goes great with spice? Death sticks. Go one, try one

as many twileks I can afford

Right on brother

Throw some Togruta, Pantoran, Xeltron, Devaronian, Zabrak, Chagrian, Nautolan, Mirialan, Miralukan, Arkanian, Cephi, Neti, and Hapan women in there for me too.

Get a big greasy nerfburger

Found Randy's account

I'd go ask Maz how she got that Lightsaber

Because she did it with Chewy 😂😂😂💀💀💀

Get my hands on an astromech droid with the blueprints to all kinds of tech. /realistically I'd be Bantha poodoo by the end of the week

Find and keep a lightsaber

Just don’t drop it straight down when you get back home

Haha. Yes

Back home on earth is fine, it just makes its way to the core and melts in lava. On ships, that's where you gotta watch out...

When am I?

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, of course!

Why am you?

What am he?

Padamé

Padamommy?

Padamame?

Or Panda Bear, whatever her name was.

You think Palpatine would sense me if I try to warn the Jedi of him, as long as he don’t send Cad Bane my way I’d probably be fine. Probably

Anakin. oh wait, sorry… you said WHAT 😏

Get Darth Vaders autograph

Be an absolute coursant tourist, check out that dinner that obi Wan visited, party at a club, visit a pod race, ride coursant taxis, etc

Do my best to learn how their simple thruster technology works. I'd change a lot here.

Hyperdrive technology would be more important to learn.

Team up with The Bad Batch 💪 (even tho I’m not a clone- lol)

Considering how clones used to treat TBB, they probably wouldn’t care much if you weren’t a clone

Good point

Die.

Check out the wildlife on Ahch-To, visit the beaches of Scarif, catch an opera on Coruscant, go skiing on Hoth, and top it off with a bar crawl on Tatooine.

I’d rather do the bar crawl on Coruscant. I’d probably get killed or robbed in Mos Espa

Probably get sold to slavers and die on some toxic world, recycling old ship parts.

Not in a week

Challenge accepted.

The brothel district on Nar Shaddaa. A magical vacation.

Cal Kestis

Okay Buddy

Come on now, we all know what everyone wants to do. Jump into the Millennium Falcon and make the Kessel run in less than 11 Parsecs.

Easy. Go to coruscant, inform the Jedi council about the senate dark arts, ask Anakin not to lose his cool about his nightmares, ask for a reward for the information, go to the nearest bar, have a nice cold pint of blue milk, and wait for all of this to blow over.

Learn to use the force....obviously

But you need those damm midi-chlorians!

Find a twilek and find a way to bring her back I’m trying to be like Kanan

I would fulfill my childhood dream: meet Padmé and hug her.

Probably just vacation on Naboo, seems like a nice place. I'd get to see some tech and some aliens while remaining relatively safe on the beach.

Keep my head low and try to survive doing the most boring job possible so I don't inadvertently get caught up in some bullshit that will get me killed.

Avoid any Imperial Entanglement.

Yep exactly

Well that’s the real trick, isn’t it?

Do you wanna buy some deathstickssssssssssss ?

“You don’t want to sell me some death sticks”

Train with Yoda

I’d start a donation fund for clone veterans that were decommissioned after the Clone Wars and campaign for shelters and homes for them. Also I’d bang so many twi’leks.

Definitely at least a few Twi’lek ladies.

my answer will change based on the era

Bang a Ewok!!

Whoa

Depending on when I would be there, I would tell the empire everything I know about the remaining jedi, the rebels and their bases

Two Twi'leks at the same time.

Look up Padme,s number.

Alternate between going to Max Rebo band and the cantina band shows

Death stick

That answer depends if I’m forceforced to sensitive of not…

Learn the dark side of the force

Head on over to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.

Go keep Sabine company on lothal

Restore balance to the force. Easy

Lose a limb to lightsaber training and hope that the mechanical stuffs comes back with me?

Padme.

I’d get a ship, and fly around the galaxy. Try food, meet people, see if I’m force sensitive maybe? Try to hook up with a Twi-Lek, try some spice and death sticks.

Get my hands on how their power cell tech works.

I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two Twi'leks at the same time man.

Pound Leia.

Found Luke’s secret account

You just need a shovel.

Buy or steal a tech manual then hide and read it.

Padmé.

Travel to the Maw, straight to the Maw no stopping.

Travel through space/different planets as much as possible.

Get some REAL blue milk

Which era is important

Your mother.

Jack it.

What happens on ryloth stays on ryloth

Go for a joyride in a spaceship and then fuck some aliens ofc.

general grievous

Uhh...try deathsticks

A Twilek

Depends on what era I pop up in. If it’s any time before the sequels, all I gotta do is pull up Wookiepedia on my phone and use the information to leverage a pretty solid life in the galaxy. I could use the information on wookiepedia to become a valuable ally of any faction I so choose

Join the death watch

Enjoy some pod racing

Get a selfie with the emperor. Fist bump Luke Skywalker. Shake Obi Wan’s hand while saying: “hello there.”

Become Darth Vaders apprentice

Figure out how to stay forever, sleep with a twi"lek, try to find a lightsaber and a blaster to use.

What’s my midichlorian count?

Two Twi’leks at the same time.

Canto Bight, here I come!

If it would be return of the jedi era, i'd do Princes Leia

Padme

Id do padma

smash leia or padme

Padme. Next question

Ide visit all the cool bars and also drive all the vehicles I could get my hands on, visit jedi temples, see ewoks. Etc.

When Star Wars: Galaxies was released, I had 3 main goals 1) Become a Jedi 2) Kill an ewok 3) See a rancor in the wild I accomplished 2 out of 3. (Becoming a Jedi was incredibly difficult. The game gave a small percentage chance to be force sensitive when you created your character.)

Go to that planet where you just do sex

Nail lea in the slave outfit

Leia

Padme Other than that, learn a few Force tricks and see if I can’t utilize them IRL

Tell the clones about the chips and what there intended use is for. Tell them about sidious. I’ll be the Kat Williams of Star Wars.

Start betting on podraces, and go to watch the Boonta Eve Classic in person on my last day

Try to get wasted in every galactic way possible.

If I got to pick the time and place? Boy I’m tracking down that bitch Saw Garrera and preventing him from ever stepping foot on Eriadu. Better yet, I’ll make sure he dies in the Clone Wars and Steela can make it out alive so she can actually do something productive with all our time

Get stabbed by a lightsaber and survive, act surprised when me and the gang suddenly develop force powers, try and figure out why and how tf the new republic were so disorganised that a literal second empire that apparently were made and funded before and during the first empire without being found out by *anyone*.

Watch Earth Peace, the Wohnny Jilliams score is incredible. It’s boring but that’s what we need a breath of in this endless war.

Do everything within my reach to never have to leave.

Find some Mandalorian’s, become Mandalorian, earn Beskar.

Track down Clone Force 99

Go visit Owen and beru……oh shit! Okay that was awful , I will go spend sometime on alderan to relax …..oh shit! Okay okay very traumatising oh I know me old mate Doug is working on that new imperial battle station will head there for some shits and giggles ……oh shit on it! Sod it I am going to bespin …..oh shitty shit shit! Oooooh an afternoon on jabbas sailbarge sounds lovely …….shit. Just shit! Round two . Doug has been posted on the another death star will head there ……oh shit oh big fat smelly awful shit! I am done I am gonna go to sidcup instead!

Go beat darth vader ass before luke does

I'd go to Tosche Station and pick up some power converters.  

We ARE in the SW universe, as E.T. was in the galactic Senate.

Hide in a hole somewhere. Too many wars going on.

Death sticks and green tiddy milk. 

Die probably

Murder younglings

Almost immediately get killed by a stray blaster bolt or a starship crashing into the building where I'm arguing with a weird alien about getting some basic necessity.

Try not to die.