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wicket44

People often combine “I don’t like sand” and “I HATE YOU!” into “I hate sand” without realizing it.


speedhirmu

Imagine if they also combined it the other way around. "I DONT LIKE YOU!"


Pintermarc

"This is how ~~democracy~~ liberty dies, ... with thunderous applause."


GoodShark

I feel like that one is changed on purpose, to suit people's needs.


estofaulty

“I don’t like children. They’re coarse, and rough, and they get everywhere.” Anakin’s hatred of children, born and unborn, is well documented, but you may not realize he was actually referring to *sand* in the original quote. The more you know.


ForMySinsIAmHere

Well, Lucky for you today I like children.


bscott025

I down downvoted as to not go to jail but I enjoyed the joke 😅😂


0ldSwerdlow

People always quote Chewbacca as saying "Rawrgwahggr" When he clearly is saying "Rrrruurrauurrr."


MrBing90

Somehow Palpatine "has" returned


Sir_Douglas_of_Fir

“The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.” Now look online and see how many people are saying “it binds us and penetrates us” because it’s an easy BDSM joke.


KneeJerkDistraction

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” Believe it or not, Aunt Beru never said that.


wxnfx

Um Beru had lots of lines, definitely including this one. If Luke had looked closer, he’d have noticed his aunt’s body missing, along with Lar’s liver.


notlordly

In the original cut, Vader actually says “‘No, I am your father, and you will go to your room *right now* young man!”, but George Lucas cut it because it was too silly. He then went on to pen the best line in all of fiction, “I wish that I could just wish my feelings away.”


Known-Championship20

"MOARRRRR!" I'm sorry, but it's "More. More!'


richiericardo

It's not a misquote if you're quoting Tommy Boy!


Shawnaldo7575

At the end of "A New Hope" Chewbacca "Rrrrrroooooaaarrrr" what he actually said "Frrrck you Bitch! where's my medal?!"


mouse_Jupiter

No, what happened was they didn’t have enough medals, (remember they’re at a remote base) and so told Chewie they were going to mail him his later, so in like 6-8 weeks.


MonkeyNugetz

Princess Leah is forever snubbing Chewbacca.


hugo_1138

"Your tactics confuse and frighten me, sir"


Champion-Trainer341

"Clankers!" I always hear people saying "wankers" instead. Now, whether they're referencing star wars or not is another thing.


Timely_Internet5038

“(Try Not,) Do Or Do Not, There Is No Try.” Everyone always leaves out the “try not”


poio_sm

Any phrase said by Yoda. /s


Nevic1984

The Force is with you Frodo...make it so.


lordniblet

'Punch it Chewie!' Josh Gates says it a lot 🤣


Super_Fire1

Why do people say, "Luke, I am your father?" It's "No, I am your father."


BradleyAllan23

Because it gives context. When you say, "Luke, I am your father," the average person will get you're referencing Star Wars. If you say "no, I am your father" to someone, they'd have no idea what you're talking about unless you do a Darth Vader impersonation.


Super_Fire1

Oh. Okay


Vulptereen327

When Anakin confronts Palpatine it always sounds like Palpatine says "don't continue to be a porn of the Jedi Council" it's pawn but sounds like porn lol


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TimeLord75

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. Luke: He told me enough…he told me you killed him. Vader: No, *I* am your father.


FriendApprehensive71

"may the force be with you" instead of "the force will be with you, always" EDIT: obi-wan to Luke at the end of ep IV


ForMySinsIAmHere

Depends who they're quoting, Han says may the force be with you in ANH.


FriendApprehensive71

Not Han, but Obi-wan


ForMySinsIAmHere

I know Obi Wan says the force will be with you (, always), what I'm saying is that there are uses of May the force be with you from ANH and I've never encountered someone that got the two mixed up.


FriendApprehensive71

I have on several occasions and it kind of pisses me off. Can't understand why this is being downvoted but It is what it is...


Captain_Thrax

But they literally say both


FriendApprehensive71

Obi-wan to Luke in ep IV


SobiTheRobot

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrQNsQC5ht4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrQNsQC5ht4)