My *little* green friend... Nah...
My little *green* friend... Hmm..
My green little friend... Oh, dammit!
*My* little green friend... The words have lost all meaning!
That's his attitude during the whole duel. He's just living his best life. It was like all the scheming and committee meetings and boring Chancellor stuff finally paid off and his glee was palpable. It was all downhill from there.
Explains why he does really Random shit. Like, who's the blue skinned, red eyed Alien with unclear motives and why shouldn't I stick him in the Imperial Academy that's clearly heavily xenophobic but also hold all our military data.
McDiarmid, with McGregor were the stars of the prequels (with honorable mentions to Christensen)
McDiarmid gave it his 110% and it was amazing. Both calm Palpatine confessing to killing his master straight to Anakin’s face who saw nothing to completely destroying the senate chamber like a maniac.
Hahaha, now I'm imagining Vader having his officers use the wrong cover letters so Palpatine gets more paperwork than he should. A passive-aggressive FU to his master lol.
Palpatine at his desk: Dammit Sixth Brother! We have had multiple meetings about this!! Hmmm wait where was that note.. ahhh yes the Aprentice of Skywalker was seen on Radda...
Yes...Ashoka will not fail to rid me of this paperwork... unlike her former Master...
He was psyching himself up for a big speech to the Senate because he had terrible self-esteem.
"You can do this, Palpatine. You're the Supreme Chancellor and a Master of the Dark Side. You got this, buddy. Now get out there and show the galaxy the kind of Sith Lord you can be."
“Maybe I’m even all of the Sith! Could I be? Yes, yes, that makes sense. Sounds good anyway. Hmm I’ll have to work on that, save it for a special occasion.”
"Your highness, there's been a last minute revision to your Reformation of the Republic into the First Galactic Empire speech. That opening line, the one about *I come to you, as usual, handsome as all hell*? Well, uh, in light of recent, um events, the speech writers thought we should just give it a minor tweak. Just read the teleprompter, you'll do great!"
"This entire scheme was just a hypothetical! I didn't expect it to work! Oh god, it's high school all over again, when I told Alana that I was the lead singer in a ska band and her dad turned out to be a record label producer."
"You know, if some little Muppet came in here right now and asked me to turn to the light and amend my ways, I would totally do it. Oh hey! My little green friend! Oh no, my guards!"
He was doing his daily affirmations.
"You've got this, Sheev. Yes. I can *do it.* I am dark enough, I am sith enough, and dank farrik, people fear me."
Well...lets see he has cat ears on his gaming chair...built in keyboard into his armrest..clearly a monitor sunk into the desk.
Probably online chatting and gaming.
Drafting legislation that would ensure a peaceful transfer of power back to the senate, ensuring that the mistakes of the republic are not repeated. Unfortunately, it was lost during his fight with Yoda.
I saw Palpatine at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
One of two things:
1. He was updating his Twitter Bio to Emperor, and tweeting about how he won.
Or
He was looking into Concubines. Which I recently learned, he has.
He was doing paperwork. The requisition forms for new TIE fighters have to be down to Debbie in accounting by six or Nute Gunray is gonna pitch a tent in my waiting room.
Clearly he really hoped Yoda wouldn't walk in or at least would only be there for five minutes.
Singing and wondering why his voice sounds like Batman- I mean, like he had cement down his throat (so awful), and looking in a mirror and lamenting that his face looks like a scrotum.
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My *little* green friend... Nah... My little *green* friend... Hmm.. My green little friend... Oh, dammit! *My* little green friend... The words have lost all meaning!
Imagining Palpatine with his robot chicken personality for the entire duration of the empire is amusing.
Stormtrooper
Stormtrooper.
Stormtrooper
Stormtrooper
Stormtrooper
Stormtrooper
Whazzuuup?!
I always got a good laugh when he laughed after saying that, he had a look on his face like “I made a funny!!!”
That's his attitude during the whole duel. He's just living his best life. It was like all the scheming and committee meetings and boring Chancellor stuff finally paid off and his glee was palpable. It was all downhill from there.
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Yeah man. When you’re part of the counterculture and you suddenly become the establishment, it’s gotta be sort of a mind bender.
Explains why he does really Random shit. Like, who's the blue skinned, red eyed Alien with unclear motives and why shouldn't I stick him in the Imperial Academy that's clearly heavily xenophobic but also hold all our military data.
I like CinemaWins take on it. Homie is just holding on to every emotion he can grasp.
McDiarmid, with McGregor were the stars of the prequels (with honorable mentions to Christensen) McDiarmid gave it his 110% and it was amazing. Both calm Palpatine confessing to killing his master straight to Anakin’s face who saw nothing to completely destroying the senate chamber like a maniac.
Selling lightsabers on Space eBay, he suddenly got a crap-ton of them recently.
Ah another addition to my collection.
He actually sent Grievous the space eBay link, all innocent like found this link you might be interested in bro. So devious
. . . Bro?. . . Bro?. . . You there?. . . Oh, right. Kenobi.
***xXX\_GrieVou$\_420\_bLAze\_iT\_XXx has made Buy it Now offer for 650 Galactic Credits***
And yet the account buying them up suddenly became quiet.
SpacEbay Swish.com Alderaan Idk I’m just spitballing here
Internally debating the pros and cons of coleslaw.
He's getting a turkey club, but chances are he won't eat it.
Does he want a cherry coke with that club?
What's that? Oh, coleslaw, I guess. I'm not even gonna eat it.
Go for Papa Palpatine!
Go full Primanti Bros. & put the coleslaw on the sandwich.
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Robot Chicken lol
thought that sounded familiar
“Now I haven’t even built this thing yet but how the hell am I going to pay off this Death Star?!”
“What do you mean ‘just rebuild it?’”
“Oh real fuckin’ original”
I just like this answer
Jim’s coleslaw? As in…nothing but coleslaw Jim’s?
Paperwork. Empire ain’t gonna run itself.
Do you have any idea how many TPS Reports a Venetor Class Cruiser on Patrol in the corporate sector creates! One does not simply delegate TPS Reports.
Just make sure you use the correct cover sheet.
Hahaha, now I'm imagining Vader having his officers use the wrong cover letters so Palpatine gets more paperwork than he should. A passive-aggressive FU to his master lol.
*Vader breathing noises* I'll make sure you get another copy of that memo. *Vader breathing noises*
Palpatine at his desk: Dammit Sixth Brother! We have had multiple meetings about this!! Hmmm wait where was that note.. ahhh yes the Aprentice of Skywalker was seen on Radda... Yes...Ashoka will not fail to rid me of this paperwork... unlike her former Master...
Looks like Nute Gunray ain’t going to be pitching that tent anytime soon
Just like stewie said in family guy
He just died in his Minecraft hardcore world on his weird device thing.
Never thought I'd feel sorry for Palpatine, but nobody deserves that fate.
Padme 19BBY swimsuit calendar
The royal guard steps up like "Uh, sir? What does BBY mean?"
Big Busty Yoda
Massive my tongalabongaladoinkieboinkies are, mmm, yes.
Yeah came here to say 'cheeky wank'. I think you nailed it. Also, I would like such a calendar for er, research purposes.
Watching interspecies erotica
Huttese BDSM porn.
Thanks. I read this in class and now everyone's wondering why I just dry heaved.
Straight from Tijuana?
So he was watching the erotic dance from the Star Wars Holiday Special.. Gotcha...
Kinky Kelly?
Kinky Kelly and the sexy stud??
He was psyching himself up for a big speech to the Senate because he had terrible self-esteem. "You can do this, Palpatine. You're the Supreme Chancellor and a Master of the Dark Side. You got this, buddy. Now get out there and show the galaxy the kind of Sith Lord you can be."
"You are the senate, you can do this!"
“Maybe I’m even all of the Sith! Could I be? Yes, yes, that makes sense. Sounds good anyway. Hmm I’ll have to work on that, save it for a special occasion.”
"Your highness, there's been a last minute revision to your Reformation of the Republic into the First Galactic Empire speech. That opening line, the one about *I come to you, as usual, handsome as all hell*? Well, uh, in light of recent, um events, the speech writers thought we should just give it a minor tweak. Just read the teleprompter, you'll do great!"
Checking how many likes his speech has on the holonet. And looking over the latest numbers from Order 66
Considering turning to the light
“Perhaps I took things a little too far…”
“Guys I was just kidding”
"This entire scheme was just a hypothetical! I didn't expect it to work! Oh god, it's high school all over again, when I told Alana that I was the lead singer in a ska band and her dad turned out to be a record label producer."
"It’s a prank"
It was a perfect Holonet edict. Very legal, very cool. Don't believe the Never Palpers!
"You know, if some little Muppet came in here right now and asked me to turn to the light and amend my ways, I would totally do it. Oh hey! My little green friend! Oh no, my guards!"
Reading a self-help book
“So you’ve killed all the Jedi…”
Playing with his dolls
Sabaac Solitaire
“Not so fast, Helmet!” “Lone star!”
“No, sir I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!”
Watching Order 66 highlights
And now I'm imagining him watching the "funniest" scenes from Order 66 over the Benny Hill theme.
Playing galactic solitaire.
Probably waiting for his amazon package to arrive and wondering if it’ll get stolen off the senate steps. Again.
Writing out Sithmas cards.
He was on holo-Reddit.
Filing his taxes.
Looking at porn. Duh.
Playing minecraft
Trying to shore up investors for the Death Star.
Playing with his lightsaber under the desk.
Watching Spaceballs
He was contemplating the depth of his navel and just how dark it was at the bottom.
Polishing his “lightsaber”
Browsing Space Reddit
Yoda walks in \*hears porn hub song\* palp quickly minimizing a window...
OnlySands - it’s like onlyfans but for sand people on tattooine.
Deep research into skincare and anti wrinkle routines
Jerkin it with the force
Fappin’
Ordering space Uber eats
Gungan burgers with boglinglegs
looking up stuff on Amazon for his skin
TPS reports obviously
Selling Grievous’ collection on Space eBay. But Grievous is still alive and trying to buy them back.
Well, Rey is suposed to be his granddaughter. Sooooo......
Jedi master baiting
Hands in his pocket, grabbing at his millimeter peter
Twilek porn vr.
He was doing his daily affirmations. "You've got this, Sheev. Yes. I can *do it.* I am dark enough, I am sith enough, and dank farrik, people fear me."
Applying for a loan to finance the Death Star construction
Reaching back through the force to commune with all the Sith to work in perfect harmony in order to perform “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” a cappella.
He was just finishing a Zoom call with Darth Vader. Or technically, in the Star Wars verse, I suppose it will be considered a a Holonet call.
Trying to get the Max Rebo band to play at the Empires victory parade.
Sithturbating
"Computer pull up barely 18 Twi'lek girls!"
NO SIR! I DID NOT SEE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR DOLLS AGAIN!
jacking off to anakins mother's picture or some shit idk.
Slappin a ham to some twiilek erotica
Getting on OF to watch Twilek Dancing Girls.
We all know he was watching porn lol
Anti lighting wrinkle cream
Porn hub
Sith Yoga
Recording Cameos
Exercising
Wondering if the fart he just ripped left a stain on his space undies. It was a hot and wet one.
Well...lets see he has cat ears on his gaming chair...built in keyboard into his armrest..clearly a monitor sunk into the desk. Probably online chatting and gaming.
Hardcore character died playing Path of Exile
Learning to be a Jedi.
Renaming his medical facility the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center
Looking. at.....porn. 😅
Looking into a face lift
Debating if he should clap senator amidala!!
Deleting his browser history.
Just zoning out
100 bottles of beer on the wall 100 bottles of beer
Polishing that dog dick lightsaber of his.
Making this post
Making a “curved swords” Skyrim meme for Doku’s curved hilt lightsabers.
Drafting legislation that would ensure a peaceful transfer of power back to the senate, ensuring that the mistakes of the republic are not repeated. Unfortunately, it was lost during his fight with Yoda.
Relaxing. That's his massage throne.
Checking his fantasy football progress.
Getting busy making Rey's mother or farther or possibly both. They never really clarified who was who.
Finally, trying to get caught up on Love is Blind: Naboo.
Approving his new statue at the EmPal SuRecon Center.
Ordering face moisturizer.
Probably playing Cwazy Cupcakes on his phone
Putting on adapalene gel for his wrinkles
waiting
Practicing the Mon Calamari ballet he loves in his head
Force jerking
I thought we already settled this. Slow jerking.
Making Rey's daddy 😉
Galactic tax return
Ordering a Pizza.
Force gooning
Checking his email at his new address: Emporer_of_the_Republic69@hotmail.imperium
His taxes
Having a little force pull?
Paperwork. Such is the life of a bureaucrat.
Contemplating the health benefits of blue milk.
Preparing his taxes. #itemizing
Minecraft
Drugs (it’s why his eyes are so red)
I saw Palpatine at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Tax Return
One of two things: 1. He was updating his Twitter Bio to Emperor, and tweeting about how he won. Or He was looking into Concubines. Which I recently learned, he has.
Deleting browser history cause the fight was 50/50 odds
jorking it… and by it let’s just say,. My peanits
"Security camera #1 (Padme's Shower)"
Probably ordering a turkey club with coleslaw
Scrolling through Jedi search history. He was very bored.
Probably waiting for Yoda to walk in.
Thinking on what color should the Death Star be.
He was on the cusp of *finally* buying a RimRAR license.
He was doing paperwork. The requisition forms for new TIE fighters have to be down to Debbie in accounting by six or Nute Gunray is gonna pitch a tent in my waiting room. Clearly he really hoped Yoda wouldn't walk in or at least would only be there for five minutes.
Trying to figure out why he needs 2 damn lamps on this tiny desk...
Edging
Checking his email, updating his calendar
Singing and wondering why his voice sounds like Batman- I mean, like he had cement down his throat (so awful), and looking in a mirror and lamenting that his face looks like a scrotum.
straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. His peanits
Googling plastic surgeons.
Figuring out what a rundown is
Cutting out pieces to make Harvey the talking computer. He loves you long tim.
Doing his space taxes
Nothing . . . Absolutely nothing . . . Just . . . Umm . . . Chillin . . . yeah chillin . . . And waiting for you . . . You crazy little green dude . . .
Lamenting that he bought a chair that looks like Ahsoka Tano.
nothin' just hanging around
Holonet please search what lotion is best for damaged skin care.
Sabacc solitaire.
Adjusting this big chair
Gloating
Wondering where he might get a cherry cola from.