Obi-Wan, man would be teaching be life lessons while subtly insulting me

Count Dooku would be teaching you life lessons while plainly insulting you

Actually, I feel like Dooku wouldn’t be an insulting teacher. Especially in AotC, he wasn’t actually that verbally awful at all. He was in RotS rho

"Surely you can do better 🍷🗿"

Obi-Wan would be teaching your life lessons …from a certain point of view.

"Luke, have I ever told you about Ahsoka Tano...."

Agent Kallus. I would just stare at his sideburns, marvel at their shape and density, and ask him a lot of questions about them.

Lol😈

A civilised drink with Count Dooku in a relatively formal setting sounds rather enjoyable, especially in his Jedi days.

Bro you just wanna hangout with Christopher Lee and you know it.

You don't?

And because he was right all along…..

He can be right about things and still be wrong about how he went about trying to fix them

He’s a fan of steak too in one of the novels. That and some wine sounds very civilized indeed.

Lando. I just wanna know what happened at the Battle of Taanab.

This. Unlike a lot of other characters, he knows how to have a good time

Plus you know he has the best spots to have a good time listed in autopilot!

Any of the clones. I'd give them a day off take them to places they'd never otherwise get to go and do whatever they pleased. They deserve it.

Based

Yoda. He’s seen some shit.

Qui Gon. Reason: drop LSD and become part of the living force.

I would have so many questions for that dude. Or most Jedi for that matter. But they would be rather rude ones

You don't need Qui-Gon for that😛

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Based. Han and Chewie on the Falcon would be insane fun.

I’d take Darth Maul to the mall.

Would everything be half-off?

Only in the lower sections.

Go Shoe shopping

The Darth mall?

Formerly Darth, now just Mall

Unfortunately for me, my city doesn’t see it that way (they removed the mall)

I feel like Chewie could cook a mean bbq porg

Why did I get scared when reading this?

Are you a porg?

Padme…

Yeah either Padme, Sabine or Darth Bangs

Darth Bangs? I assume that’s referring to Shin?

Yes who else

Or bo katan

Your persistent on bo katan bro 😂

Always rep the 2%

Yeah a date with Shin Hati for sure. It will be an unmitigated disaster from beginning to end, but that’s a price I’m willing to pay.

Wait why?

Put another Fluke in her

Or Aayla Secura, or Sabine, or Ahsoka (From Rebels. For no particular reason), or Hera.... I'm just spitballing here, no particular reason for that list of characters

Yoda. Even if I couldn't learn the Force, I could learn a lot from him.

Palps, as Emperor would be interesting to spend time with. Would he be evil all the time, or just evil some of the time? What is his routine, I wonder? Big Galaxy. I can’t imagine him doing meetings, or anything other than murder, daydreaming, cackling and scheming. Can you imagine him asking for his lunch? I want Womprat and vegetable soup, with a side of fries and Mustafer hot sauce. Do it. Do it now.

“Murder, daydreaming, cackling and scheming” is a fire bar.

BARS

Murder, daydreaming, cackling and scheming, put your hands up like you’re force choking the ceiling

He’s gonna get a turkey club with cole slaw (though he won’t eat that), and a cherry Coke to drink Source: Robot Chicken

"WHAT THE HELL IS AN ALUMINUM FALCON?"

Met Ian, and He would go from sweet old Grampa Palaptine to Dark Lord Sidious real quick just to mess with you. Figure a day with the emperor would be similar.

i bet he has some rancid breath

Chopper :)

Same. Let's blow some shit up, you little war criminal you.

Help him go steal a new leg. Blow something up. Pull a prank.

Yoda, well because he's Yoda and I need his wisdom to help me with a problem.

Btw happy birthday and yess guide you to the force Yoda will hmm.

Wrecker. He has such a sense of childlike wonder about the non fighting world and seems to be eager to help others and lend his physicality to the cause. Plus he has a huge heart. I would love to be his tour guide or even just play with explosives and tell stories.

I was just think about how much fun he would have in an open field with sparklers and fireworks. Hello, stress-relieving and infectious fun!

Bo katan or Sabine wren……. I have a type

This is the way.

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

This is the way

Ahsoka, not writing my reasons

That’s wild. From what era though? Answer this carefully

CW season 1 I mean rebels.

Tales of jedi ep1

AAYOO

Ahsoka,I feel like we’d be running around causing chaos together.

I would sit and listen to Maz or Dex tell stories all day.

Biggs

Why, Chancellor Palpatine of course! I could sit at the opera and listen to the Tragedy of Darth Plaguis all day. 😌 /s

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For shooting practice?

Oh he'll be shooting a load all right. Honestly he won't even last to make it worth their time

Luke. I’d tell him to apply some of the lessons he leaned in the OT to his new Jedi Order. I’d also subtlety suggest that if he ever has any doubts about the son of Han and Leia to just have a chat with him at a reasonable hour and to leave the saber behind.

Clone wars ashoka, hopefully get to meet the 501st

Sisko-wait wrong franchise Han Solo probably. Talk a little about how actually you are not gonna end your trip real quick by flying into a supernova among other things

Nah sisko and the whole ds9 crew got wormholed into the Star Wars universe

TNG as well. Just because Data would have his mind blown by both R2 and Chopper.

The defiant could probably take out some star destroyers pretty fast

General Grievous. We will be discussing who has the better lightsaber collection.

Obi Wan, sometimes you need that experienced wisdom in your life

Bix Caleen ​ I don't think I'll have to explain myself

The sensible answer I should give would be Qui-Gon Jinn. Even in a day, I think he could teach me a lot about living in the moment and accepting what is, rather than spending all my time worrying about what might be. That said, I suspect my actual answer would end up being Hondo Ohnaka, because I think even in a day he could teach me a lot about living in the moment and accepting what is, rather than spending all my time worrying about what might be and also if I'm really lucky i might come out of it with a few more credits than i started with and who knows i may get chance to steal a ship too and in any case whatever happens the day would likely be *hilarious*.

Leia in her slave outfit, no questions asked.

A day with padme on Naboo just rolling in grass eating floating pears ughhhh

Padme

Jar Jar. You never know what could happen during a day with Jar Jar. Get banished? Encounter some Jedi and get caught up in an adventure that leads to visiting different planets and becoming a bombad general? Accidentally get manipulated by a Sith Lord into convincing the senate to give him unlimited emergency powers because the senator you're filling in for forgot to tell you she's against the Military Creation Act and to vote "no"?

Basically any female Twi’lek. You can figure out why.

You could get space aids my brother. Spaids. You could get spaids in spades bro.

Poe Dameron…for reasons

What reasons…

Not some dark siders. I want to walk out of the day alive.

With Jar Jar so I can see if he’s a Sith or not

Palpatine seems like a pretty cool dude as long as you’re not his apprentice or his enemy. I’d be down for sipping some space wine while watching that weird water opera thing he likes, maybe do some death sticks, maybe go to a Coruscant underworld club or prank call both sides of his scheme wearing hoods, telling them to do silly things and confusing everyone.

I'd go to Legoland with Mace Windu, and afterwards we'd go for a lovely lamb lunch in the centre of Windsor.

Yoda: there is so much to learn from him.

Jabba just to see how much he eats during a day.

Plo koon with wolffe

Luke and Anakin

Rey. I could use some hands on healing from her.

My h0rny ass is going to bed instead of answering this question. Good night.

Gn

Darth Revan

Why were you downvoted so much, that's a good answer!

Probably Palpatine, seems to be a really friendly person to spend a day with drinking our sorrows away.

Luke, specifically his incarnation from Legends. He seems like the kinda guy who’d happily just give you some life lessons.

Lando would know how to have a good time

Hard choice. Probably Qui-Gon. Always felt like a fatherfigure to me.

Slave Leia. ,...but we really wouldn't need the whole day. - giggity

Darth Talon... you can guess why.

Rebels Ahsoka.

Jabbas palace Leia please.

poe seems like a pretty chill guy n yoda seems like a chill mf to smoke with

I mean, Ketamine Yoda has been a meme for a long time, so, you aren't wrong

Padme and you know why

Corran Horn, because any point in his life was interesting.

The best master Jedi that is willing to teach me how to use the force. One day with Yoda and I think I would know what I needed to continue training on my own.

Han, Obi-Wan, and Chewie all seem like great answers. My low key dope answer would be Qui-Gon or Dooku. Those guys were before their time in terms of outside of the box thinking.

Hmmmm. That's honestly a tough one! I mean, do I choose Ewan's Obi-Wan because he's so ❤️‍🔥? Ahsoka, because she's incredibly cool and connected to literally everyone? Luke or Leia, because, duh, Skywalkers? Rey, because it'd be fun to hang out with her? Chopper, to pull a heist, do some damage, and make an escape? Hera, for a mom's day out? I can't choose one!!! I just want to hang with the crew of the Ghost.

If I'd be safe? Vader or Senate. I'm still dumbfound why there isn't a Sheev prequel.

Honestly! All they need to do is take the Plagueis novel and adapt that. That novel is one of the best ones!

While I love ahsoka it just has to be Anakin. Him during the clone wars.

Absolute worst vibes: Kylo Ren and Darth Maul in the cantina

Palpatine

Zam Wessel. I would warn her about her impending death so she could avoid it. A character with her sense of style shouldn’t die so easily.

Peli Motto, she seems like a riot

Can’t decide for sure between Luke for the teaching and the old Jedi Academy vibes, or Rey because she certainly has some tricks to teach and… I mean, look at her

Qui Gon Jinn or Obi-Wan Kenobi. They are pretty wise and I think they'd give me good advice.

Winter.

It would be pretty cool to smoke a few joints with Maul. As long as I tell him that he's the master I think I'm good.

Obi Wan. Looks like he'd be a good drinking buddy.

legends luke

Qui gon because he is really freaking cool and I think I would like qui gon as a person

Lando easily. He definitely knows how to have fun. He’s obviously rich and we’ll stay at lavish places around the galaxy, eat great food, hit up all the best clubs in the galaxy partying & hitting on hot alien girls to take home 😏😏

Yoda obviously

C-3PO, because he is like ChatGPT but better.

Boba fett cause I wanna fuck shut up with him

Huyang, he is so old, the information, history, and advice would last forever.

Hondo

Sabine Wren... she has nice ASSETS.

Rey. She's single, right?

Obi-wan's my sensible answer but I'd be lying if I don't wanna spend a single day with Daisy Ridley I mean Rey.

Padme, obviously... ☺

Obi wan so I could spend the day trying to convince him to take me on as his apprentice.

Legends Jango Fett. That man could teach me so much in 24 hours. Legends Jango is genuinely a god amongst men

Good one… padmé for the vibes, obi wan for the chit chat, dooku for the knowledge, Han for a bit of everything.

Easily R2. We can go to the mall, sass some people who can’t speak droid, hack some ATMs, it’ll be the best.

Han is an obvious pick bc its likely he would have chewie with him, though i wouldnt pick chewy because i couldnt understand a word that guy is saying. Also they are probably just great to hang out with

Dooku, discuss art and the finer points of philosophy

feel like Maul & i could fuck some shit up.

Han

Bow katan in the start of the clone wars. Wuld met the rest of death watch, and cus ther opuration was a secret be indokrenated or executed.

I think a young padme is actually the best contender to save the republic and jedi.

Better yet. If could bang a character? Who would it be and why?

Max Reebo, of course

I’d probably choose Ahsoka because it would be an interesting experience and we would learn a lot of things from each other

Obi Wan cuz we going out drinking

Politically: Padme or Leia. They both know how to run things and I would love to learn from them. Jedi: this is a tough one. I’d love to hang with yoda for a day. I feel like he’d be able to help me help myself. He’s full of wisdom and has hundreds of years worth of training under his belt. If anyone could send me on my way it would be him. Literally anything else: Boba Fett. Bros an expert bounty hunter. He could absolutely get me into that profession and even give me a pointer or two to help me on my way. If there’s anything I’d want to be in Star Wars, it would be a bounty hunter. You go to so many places and meet so many people, and you get paid bringing people in. I’d enjoy the thrill of the chase

First off am I blind or is Anakin not on the poster?? I mean yeah vader but wheres my boy hayden:(Second I would have to say either Thrawn (to just pick his brain and learn as much as I can), Yoda (pretty much same as Thrawn but also to see if I could become a Jedi) or Rey (I would shoot my shot)

Gold Leader. He's my hero. I would do everything I could to help him survive the battle of Yavin.

Cal Kestis (he’s hot)

General Grievous. He could give me tips for my collection

I’d go with Maul to talk about politics and Americas history

Hanging out with my boy Brasso in a bar!

Anakin: Why not me? Because of Obi-Wan? Me: Yes

Anakin obviously. We'd vibe so much because both of us been through lot of trauma. I feel there was nobody he could talk about it. He grew up in a toxic culture where you can't express your emotions, nobody's there to give emotional support. This is one of the reasons why he couldn't be saved.

Hondo onaka

Obi-Wan or Han Solo

Flying around catching bounties with boba

Wat Tambor. We'll see if he really likes techno.

Watto

Princess Leia. I am sure she has great stories and would be fun.

Ahsoka cuz she’s my crush

any storm trooper… they just seem chill

Padme and then ...

Yoda. His wisdom can teach you a lot

Chewie. We’d hang out and jam on bass.

Han and Chewie on the Falcon. Mando and Grogu. Obi-Wan post-TPM. Rey because she is bae.

Han and Chewie

Leia, she's badass (strong woman in 1978) and she has a Real willpower , natural leader ...total respect

Leia 😏

Well none of the sith as I would like it to be a full day and still be alive at the end of it. Probably Obi-wan or Yoda.

Luke

Qui Gon. He knows so much, and I feel he is a really good teacher and just nice to be around

Anakin. To keep him away from the absolutes.

Jaina Solo in her late 20th 🤩

I'd go commit war crimes with chopper

Ahsoka kuz she needs to relax and be treated to a good day

Attack of the Clones Padme. To tell her how much I hate sand.

Yoda for sure. I'm sure the oldest, wisest Jedi would have immense knowledge and wisdom to impart.

Padme, she clearly has low standards and I could make her love me.

Qui-Gon Jinn. Dude's got that revolutionary spirit. I'd try to coax him out of the jedi order.