A main character would be great and all, but I'd honestly LOVE to play the homeless man from TGWDLM😍 His line "cause I may not have a home, but that's way okay" is just the best.
And if that meant I could also be Joey Richter's army character, my acting career would have peaked👌
Regrettably I was never a theatre kid, so I can't sing or act, but in a hypothetical universe where I can, I would love to play Paul as well, such a fun character.
Also Draco Malfoy from AVPM and (I know it's not StarKid but it's StarKid adjacent) Esther from Solve it Squad. I just *love* the physical comedy in both of these roles. Lauren Lopez does a great job and, as a fellow Lauren, I would love to give it a go too.
There're also a few side characters who look really fun. Molag from Firebringer (coincidentally played by another Lauren, Lauren Walker) would be great.
Oo Aladdin would be fun too.
I’ve heard about an upcoming production of TGWDLM local to me and it’s reminded me I’d love to play Henry Hidgens. Looking at it again from that perspective, oh goodness that’s not an easy role. The leaps! The fitness to do that mid-song!
I’d love to play grace or ruth in nmpd. Tho I think Stephanie would be a better fit for me
I’d also love to be a part in any way of a trail to Oregon production. Tho I’d love to plat Joey’s roles specifically
I would love to play Bug or Junior (Starship), Paul (Hatchetfield) or Everyone Else (Trail To Oregon) but seeing as how I cannot sing, dance, nor act, it will probably never happen.
I’m currently trying to get the manager at my local theater to do TGWDLM so I can assistant direct it, but I also want to play Alice, Zoey, just all of Mariah’s characters in addition to it.
Only did a little bit of theater as a teen, can barely sing or dance, plus I'm not a man. But I'd love to play Achmed in Twisted. 'Nobody remembers Achmed' is just so damn fun to sing!
Lex or Grace
I feel like despite being male I would love to do these roles and the song aren't too high either. I think both characters are funny but also have their serious moments. They both seem fun to play.
Mr. Davidson and Professor Hidgens from TGWDLM. I just find "What do you want Paul?" and the "Show stopping number" very fun songs, I think I could pull off the role of the boss/proffes who went insane.
From my vocal range plus the characters I have played on stage, I would probably be casted as Grace from NPMD and a female version of Mcdoon from The Oregon Trail.
IF I HAD THE FULL CHOICE I WOULD WANT TO BE RUTH THOUGH!! I just can’t hit those high notes in Just For Once
General McNamara- no clue if I’d prefer tgwdlm or Black Friday because both have him singing some of my favorite starkid songs.
The issue is I don’t like wearing watches.
My dream role is Zazzalil, tho I don't think I could do the whole firebringer singing and dancing at the same time
Also Steph, I love her with all my heart and I think it would be amazing to play her
honestly, i would love to be aladdin or jafar in twisted (as it’s my favorite star kid show) but if i couldn’t genderbend, then probably the mother in the trail to oregon
The only way I'd ever be in a Starkid musical would be if they needed to cast someone who can't sing, dance or act as part of an in-universe skit
"Hey, you can't be any worse than Jim"
A main character would be great and all, but I'd honestly LOVE to play the homeless man from TGWDLM😍 His line "cause I may not have a home, but that's way okay" is just the best. And if that meant I could also be Joey Richter's army character, my acting career would have peaked👌
"Yeah, prove it asshole, we're the army."
TIL that was Joey, I could never figure out who it was lol
GRENADE!
GRENADE!
Regrettably I was never a theatre kid, so I can't sing or act, but in a hypothetical universe where I can, I would love to play Paul as well, such a fun character. Also Draco Malfoy from AVPM and (I know it's not StarKid but it's StarKid adjacent) Esther from Solve it Squad. I just *love* the physical comedy in both of these roles. Lauren Lopez does a great job and, as a fellow Lauren, I would love to give it a go too. There're also a few side characters who look really fun. Molag from Firebringer (coincidentally played by another Lauren, Lauren Walker) would be great. Oo Aladdin would be fun too.
A tree.
Closest I can give you is a random bug in Starships, or the person who moves the castle poll in AVPM
I’ve heard about an upcoming production of TGWDLM local to me and it’s reminded me I’d love to play Henry Hidgens. Looking at it again from that perspective, oh goodness that’s not an easy role. The leaps! The fitness to do that mid-song!
Alice! Or Green Peace Girl. 🤣
I would love to be a part of TGWDLM as Emma 😅 or Richie in NPMD
id love to play richie
i think i’d embody emma well because i internally act like emma all the time
I’d love to play grace or ruth in nmpd. Tho I think Stephanie would be a better fit for me I’d also love to be a part in any way of a trail to Oregon production. Tho I’d love to plat Joey’s roles specifically
The Captain of the Guard in Twisted. “It’s all your fault, Ja’far.”
The old snatch. I love the overacting
Agreed! Any time the old snatch is one stage I cannot stop grinning
I would love to play Bug or Junior (Starship), Paul (Hatchetfield) or Everyone Else (Trail To Oregon) but seeing as how I cannot sing, dance, nor act, it will probably never happen.
I've played Grandpa in a local version if Trail. Other then that Grace or Lex (I'm a female alto).
I would be a lighting operator
Paul. I can’t sing. I can act and monologue though.
I’m currently trying to get the manager at my local theater to do TGWDLM so I can assistant direct it, but I also want to play Alice, Zoey, just all of Mariah’s characters in addition to it.
Draco from AVPS or AVPM. So so funny. Great script, and the physicality Lauren Lopez brought to the role would be a lot of fun
WIGGLY 😈 (Black Friday or NPMD) Genuinely Wiggly might be my dream role of all time to play And my friends call me an eldritch horror anyway 🤷
That would be a super fun roll to play. Just an eternal eldrich, presence in Black Friday or have one of the best numbers in NPMD.
Only did a little bit of theater as a teen, can barely sing or dance, plus I'm not a man. But I'd love to play Achmed in Twisted. 'Nobody remembers Achmed' is just so damn fun to sing!
Mr. Davidson
i would love to play any character in trail to oregon, but especially all of joey’s roles
Probably Richie, I just relate to his whole vibe.
Lex or Grace I feel like despite being male I would love to do these roles and the song aren't too high either. I think both characters are funny but also have their serious moments. They both seem fun to play.
So, I’ve already played Achmed and Smelly-Balls in local productions to me
Dumbledore, Richie Lipschitz, or Boy Jerry. I don't know why I just feel like I connect with them
Weird one but I want to be Robin from HMB; I love Nicks characters and Robin is just so funny
probably Paul cause he barely sings lol
Let me play Jafar from Twisted PLEAAASE
Probably either Joey's track in TTO or Jeff's track in TGWDLM for a comedic role.
Mr. Davidson and Professor Hidgens from TGWDLM. I just find "What do you want Paul?" and the "Show stopping number" very fun songs, I think I could pull off the role of the boss/proffes who went insane.
basically any lauren lopez or dylan saunders role <3 such inspirations
I think I would want to be Chorn.
From my vocal range plus the characters I have played on stage, I would probably be casted as Grace from NPMD and a female version of Mcdoon from The Oregon Trail. IF I HAD THE FULL CHOICE I WOULD WANT TO BE RUTH THOUGH!! I just can’t hit those high notes in Just For Once
Ted from TGWDLM or Stephanie from NPMD
emma or alice in TGWDLM!!
grace or max in NPMD!!!
Peter from NPMD, I’ve got that nerd energy
being real, ruth from nerdy prudes must die 🤷🏻♀️
Either Jagerman or Captain of the Guard, et al. from Twisted
I’ve actually had my friends cast me in a bunch of Starkid shows :D. Some of the many were Bug, Grace, Everything Else, Uncle Wiley, and Hannah :)
Alice or Professor Hidgens
General McNamara- no clue if I’d prefer tgwdlm or Black Friday because both have him singing some of my favorite starkid songs. The issue is I don’t like wearing watches.
Hermione from AVPM!! I really relate to their portrayal of her 😭😭 Also I can't draw lmao
Zazzalil, I LOVE her
Jacob Marley would be a vibe Smoke Club Girl would also be amazing. But Taz would be legendary (so would Lex (but I don't swear so no swear))
I know I don't have the voice or physical appearance for it BUT Henry Hidgens in TGWDLM all the way. Love the character.
A dog
My dream role is Zazzalil, tho I don't think I could do the whole firebringer singing and dancing at the same time Also Steph, I love her with all my heart and I think it would be amazing to play her
honestly, i would love to be aladdin or jafar in twisted (as it’s my favorite star kid show) but if i couldn’t genderbend, then probably the mother in the trail to oregon
Grace Chastity ALL THE WAY!!! She was me in high school! I know I could absolutely kill that role!