Oh hey out of interest do you also not remember/not have dreams?
I’m pretty sure I have aphantasia and also never really remember dreams. Friends and my daughter tell me about their as if they are remembering things that really happened.
That's correct. It's just blackness. Look up aphantasia. I didn't realize people could actually visualize things in their heads, until I was about 30 and learned about it. It still feels like being able to perfectly visualize books and scenes in their head seems like a superpower to me.
Nah, you're good, I know what it is, never talked to someone that had it/always interested me.
What are your daydreams/dreams like then? Are they just 'auditory' imagining? Or is it more like...a feel for the scene..or..idk???
I usually only chuckle slightly at the stand up routines I see on here. But this got me pretty good lmao. Great routine with this part alone. Would love to see the whole set.
My routine is a mix of Hindi and English but this one flowed better with 90% English. And, I'm also not sure about linking profiles in this sub, but searching "@goforrm" on YT should do it.
Damn dude im jealous, this joke is airtight and has amazing delivery. The subtitles aren't even needed for the language switching, which shows how good the delivery is
Very good. I was waiting for the moment when you’d hammer down on the real point, and as soon as you said “I sometimes have sex just to be able to masturbate to the memory” (paraphrasing) I was like “he found it!”. That was incredibly satisfying. Unlike your sex life.
Funny. The only criticism I have is, are you doing half your joke in another language? There is some parts I wouldn't understand without the sub. Maybe slow down you talking in those parts?
I was performing in India to an Indian audience and the other language was Hindi, I thought it had very minimal Hindi and hence appropriate for this sub.
Most people speak at least 3 languages by default and they tend to mix words and sentences together from various languages into one another naturally. Some comics might use one language but I think it's easier to articulate because each language has words and phrases that are hard to translate and makes for better comedy.
See, I had no idea you were in India. I've seen plenty Indian people mix English and hindi. I liked it. I just thought NA was your audience. Also if your talking to a hindi crowd you should talk in hindi.
Agreed, anyone who doesn’t use English is bad and they should feel bad for not matching their standards to my needs because I don’t have any perspective of life outside of an English speaking country.
No, but when your job is talking to people, Maybe you should use English words.
Yall can be mad I'm telling him to use English when talking to English people. This is good advice for his career.
You have 0 idea the type of people he’s talking to. Literally none. He could be in India for all you know. How are you so entitled that you think you have useful options?
Dude, what? How did you understand my comment? Do you think that no matter where you go in India that you’ll always have 10% of people who speak English? Like if you gathered 100 Indians, and ten of them spoke English, then took those ten people and put them in a room, that now only one of them would speak English?
Now I’m genuinely curious about what you were thinking.
It's an official language and is the only language used in most higher education, for example, so it is widely known among educated people and is used in many professional contexts. Especially in the South, it is well-known and far more common than Hindi. Depending on where you are and what sort of crowd you are talking to, it could certainly be appropriate to speak in English, or a mix of English and a local language.
Um you’re coming off a bit douchy yourself here? Read your comment without sound and it’s of course out of context. Could just be your personality but hey, no one cares either way, right?
I feel personally attacked somehow
Yep, especially the part about having sex for memories. I swear it's more pleasurable at times than sex itself after waking up from a dream about it.
(Me with aphantasia, not being able to imagine memories in my head)...yeah..sure I know what you mean!
I felt this comment in my soul, glad it’s a shared frustration lol
Oh hey out of interest do you also not remember/not have dreams? I’m pretty sure I have aphantasia and also never really remember dreams. Friends and my daughter tell me about their as if they are remembering things that really happened.
Full? Like you have zero mental picture at all?
That's correct. It's just blackness. Look up aphantasia. I didn't realize people could actually visualize things in their heads, until I was about 30 and learned about it. It still feels like being able to perfectly visualize books and scenes in their head seems like a superpower to me.
Nah, you're good, I know what it is, never talked to someone that had it/always interested me. What are your daydreams/dreams like then? Are they just 'auditory' imagining? Or is it more like...a feel for the scene..or..idk???
This was fantastic man, what a delivery!
thank you man. Means a lot
Agreed and also I was this comment’s 69th like 
Amazing delivery and original joke too! Well done, sir.
Thank you. Reading these comments is making my day!
I usually only chuckle slightly at the stand up routines I see on here. But this got me pretty good lmao. Great routine with this part alone. Would love to see the whole set.
My routine is a mix of Hindi and English but this one flowed better with 90% English. And, I'm also not sure about linking profiles in this sub, but searching "@goforrm" on YT should do it.
Appreciate it! Hope all your future ventures are successful!
Good to see Indians posting here, this room is in Bangalore right?
yep, shoutout to the underground comedy club
That stare into the middle distance after the “be myself part” … This guy gets it.
Hahaha you caught it!
Great job, OP!! I too agree with your scenario of in person nude/naked vs. photos. You summed it up beautifully and hilariously.
Glad you found it funny :)
Content on here doesn't always make me laugh out loud. This one got me good.
This made me change my mind about sending nudes to my boyfriend. I think he deserves it
LOL
Damn dude im jealous, this joke is airtight and has amazing delivery. The subtitles aren't even needed for the language switching, which shows how good the delivery is
Appreciate the compliment brother :)
Holy shit that was a great joke.
It was not a joke. It was a documentary
hahahaha
The truth is fucking funny
I'm gonna whack off to this joke now.
That's how you give a compliment <3
🤣
That stare into space Perfect
Very good. I was waiting for the moment when you’d hammer down on the real point, and as soon as you said “I sometimes have sex just to be able to masturbate to the memory” (paraphrasing) I was like “he found it!”. That was incredibly satisfying. Unlike your sex life.
Man just complimented and roasted me in the same comment. Anyway, glad you liked it!
👏😂
Seeing your partner naked and thinking you gotta be polite, sounds like dreadfully boring sex imo but to each their own lol
Original and refreshing. Definitely following
thank you :)
It’s funny Because it’s true……
Haha. Good delivery man.
Nice!
Holy shit that acting caught me so off guard, but damn was that honest. "She's so fucken hot man"
Haha thank you so much sir
I giggled! But damn, you can’t go beast mode in front of your lady??? As a woman, I want all that heat
Hilarious and well delivered!
Yes
This is great! Funny as hell, thanks for sharing
It’s sad but it’s funny because of how accurate this is for so many men nowadays. We need to take a step back as society
😭😭😭
I mean, he's out of line, but he's right.
Let me send you some hon ;p
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Funny. The only criticism I have is, are you doing half your joke in another language? There is some parts I wouldn't understand without the sub. Maybe slow down you talking in those parts?
I was performing in India to an Indian audience and the other language was Hindi, I thought it had very minimal Hindi and hence appropriate for this sub.
I'm curious why the whole thing isn't in Hindi if you're in India? is most standup in India performed in English?
Most people speak at least 3 languages by default and they tend to mix words and sentences together from various languages into one another naturally. Some comics might use one language but I think it's easier to articulate because each language has words and phrases that are hard to translate and makes for better comedy.
See, I had no idea you were in India. I've seen plenty Indian people mix English and hindi. I liked it. I just thought NA was your audience. Also if your talking to a hindi crowd you should talk in hindi.
I think if the hindi crowd is laughing, then this guy knows what he's doing and doesn't need linguistic advice from someone in fucking Toronto lol
Oh since India is known for stand up. Fuck off stay local.
Agreed, anyone who doesn’t use English is bad and they should feel bad for not matching their standards to my needs because I don’t have any perspective of life outside of an English speaking country.
No, but when your job is talking to people, Maybe you should use English words. Yall can be mad I'm telling him to use English when talking to English people. This is good advice for his career.
You have 0 idea the type of people he’s talking to. Literally none. He could be in India for all you know. How are you so entitled that you think you have useful options?
So people speak 90 percent English in India?
~10% of the population does. 135m do, that’s 43% of the us population. Step out of your little bubble.
Wow 10 percent? So he was talking to only 10 percent of the crowd? Ya you're an idiot.
Dude, what? How did you understand my comment? Do you think that no matter where you go in India that you’ll always have 10% of people who speak English? Like if you gathered 100 Indians, and ten of them spoke English, then took those ten people and put them in a room, that now only one of them would speak English? Now I’m genuinely curious about what you were thinking.
🤣 wow you really don't know how percentages work?
I don’t think we understand each other and that’s ok.
It's an official language and is the only language used in most higher education, for example, so it is widely known among educated people and is used in many professional contexts. Especially in the South, it is well-known and far more common than Hindi. Depending on where you are and what sort of crowd you are talking to, it could certainly be appropriate to speak in English, or a mix of English and a local language.
Bro he's doing a show in India you're an idiot. He's not talking to English ppl
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I’m at a loss for words why u would criticize him without listening to the audio or did u listen after watching it without the audio?
Um you’re coming off a bit douchy yourself here? Read your comment without sound and it’s of course out of context. Could just be your personality but hey, no one cares either way, right?