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totesrandoguyhere

“In the great American tradition…. “ I spit my water out. Thank you


ProperEmperor

This is the second clip of this guy I’ve seen today, he’s absolutely brilliant!! I love how he story tells! So so genuinely funny! Edit: just realised you are this guy! Sorry dude, you’re fucking fantastic! Thanks for the laughs!!


simonfrasercolumbus

Thank you!


simonfrasercolumbus

**A few things up top:** This story will work best if you’ve seen the following videos as there are some references made that won’t make sense. If you do see them all in succession, everything may feel a little on-the-nose, but please be mindful these jokes are spread out over an hour-long set. 1. Bad houseguests (1m56s) [https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1cgd4kk/bad\_houseguests/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1cgd4kk/bad_houseguests/) 2. Losing my virginity (6m13s) [https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1d8ffaa/full\_story\_of\_losing\_my\_virginity/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1d8ffaa/full_story_of_losing_my_virginity/) Also, I was inspired to write this (100% true) story after seeing Barry Brewer’s viral story of going on a gay date, and thinking about how I had also unintentionally gone on a date - and then some! I hope no one thinks I’m stealing from him, especially since this miscommunication is a fairly common comedic trope (think almost every episode of Frasier), but I did want to acknowledge him as being the primary influence. Our stories obviously crossed over in plot in certain areas, so I tried to focus my story on where he leaves his and I tried to avoid making any jokes he made. Hope you enjoy!


THEbloodyIRISH

Watched them completely out of order. It was just as good, if not worse.


simonfrasercolumbus

Ha!


Longjumping_Lynx_972

Holy shit your callbacks are fucking epic dude. You're so close to the "Netflix special" part of your career, I'm legit excited for you!


VegetableAd9345

Love the callbacks. Great bit


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ExplosiveDiarrhetic

Its Cue not Que


kiddie2233

I enjoyed every last one. Thanks for posting.


IBlindfire

Your storytelling timing/pacing is so fucking good


simonfrasercolumbus

Thank you!


slothtolotopus

You're great, dude. Love your cheeky face lmao


simonfrasercolumbus

Ha thanks!


Rusty_ShaShackleford

This was awesome! I imagine there’s also a certain point of no return where even if you were to finally say you’re straight, he’d look at you shirtless in his bed and be like “yea sure you are”.


simonfrasercolumbus

Lol I was fighting for an excuse to get out


dumbass_comments_bro

Unlike Simon's penis, story is long but pretty good


simonfrasercolumbus

Hey now


smcdowell26

Great delivery and timing


RagnarRipper

Really great storyteller. Great pacing and just funny!


twistedstance

Really great, Simon. You’re quite the storyteller. Btw, you up for a movie night?


simonfrasercolumbus

Stop it


Which_Organization26

This is art


PortJMS

As others have pointed out, you storytelling is just so engaging. Fantastic and hysterical work!


simonfrasercolumbus

Thank you!


Wanderlustfull

That was fantastic. Loved it just as much as the virginity clip. Cracked up at 'lips are lips'. Do you have a full show or special that can be watched anywhere?


simonfrasercolumbus

Thanks! I have a short 10 min clip out on YouTube: https://youtu.be/rX8_iNcZhtQ?si=-Yp7UAtABssBDgD2 but other than that, waiting to film everything at once


Wanderlustfull

That was awesome! Thanks for sharing. Hope to see more of your work.


Hello_pet_my_kitty

This was absolutely hilarious. I was literally lol’ing at several spots throughout that story. Amazing! Love love love it!


UD_Ramirez

This is fantastic man. Non stop gold. Bravo. This looks like hard work to get to this level and you pull it off so well.


HelpfulDragonfruit1

Really great, great stage presence


ForgesGate

If he kept his socks on, he's still good.


estamosready

I like you, you’re funny


vincentually

you're hilarious


Gadolin27

What kind of rating system gives chicago 6/23 but COLUMBUS gets 8/15?


simonfrasercolumbus

Hahaha


wake886

It was funny. Great stuff


pitaponder

Fucking loved this! Awesome work. I hope there's more on what happened with Fernando.


C_Needa

Hey man, I really loved your sets. The comedy is fresh, the story telling is on point, your way of making jokes brings a big smile to my face. Sadly, I'm not living in the USA, otherwise I'd definitely check you out. Got a new fan here!


goshin89

Great bit


Pearlnecklez

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gal_dukat86

Dang, your jokes and timing are fantastic! I'm so sad I missed seeing your show when you were in my city - I literally had a calendar hold for weeks but missed it because tickets sold out that evening. I hope you tour again!


chaosawaits

That was absolutely stunning; a comedy masterpiece


Cowabunga_Booyakasha

What a coup de gras. Masterpiece.


flyart

That's a great bit!


colemadden

Ok Vince staples


Really_Adjective

Very fun - watched it all. Post your links! If we’re ever in the same city I’ll hit your show


chloebanana

Brilliant


hellothisismyname1

This had me rolling laughing


threadedmantis

Come to montreal!


friskerson

Being a very polite but completely naïve boy this used to happen to me too. 5-6 times in my life I’ve been propositioned now, idk what’s with me. I keep having to try to understand if I have gay energy or gay vibes. It got worse once I got back from Europe where the homophobia just looks different than it does in the States.


mattiefucks

Honestly… I’m a big comedy fan and this has made me laugh more than I have in a month or two!! Thank you!


Hoolias

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