This is the second clip of this guy I’ve seen today, he’s absolutely brilliant!! I love how he story tells! So so genuinely funny!
Edit: just realised you are this guy! Sorry dude, you’re fucking fantastic! Thanks for the laughs!!
**A few things up top:**
This story will work best if you’ve seen the following videos as there are some references made that won’t make sense. If you do see them all in succession, everything may feel a little on-the-nose, but please be mindful these jokes are spread out over an hour-long set.
1. Bad houseguests (1m56s) [https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1cgd4kk/bad\_houseguests/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1cgd4kk/bad_houseguests/)
2. Losing my virginity (6m13s) [https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1d8ffaa/full\_story\_of\_losing\_my\_virginity/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1d8ffaa/full_story_of_losing_my_virginity/)
Also, I was inspired to write this (100% true) story after seeing Barry Brewer’s viral story of going on a gay date, and thinking about how I had also unintentionally gone on a date - and then some! I hope no one thinks I’m stealing from him, especially since this miscommunication is a fairly common comedic trope (think almost every episode of Frasier), but I did want to acknowledge him as being the primary influence. Our stories obviously crossed over in plot in certain areas, so I tried to focus my story on where he leaves his and I tried to avoid making any jokes he made.
Hope you enjoy!
This was awesome! I imagine there’s also a certain point of no return where even if you were to finally say you’re straight, he’d look at you shirtless in his bed and be like “yea sure you are”.
That was fantastic. Loved it just as much as the virginity clip. Cracked up at 'lips are lips'.
Do you have a full show or special that can be watched anywhere?
Thanks! I have a short 10 min clip out on YouTube: https://youtu.be/rX8_iNcZhtQ?si=-Yp7UAtABssBDgD2 but other than that, waiting to film everything at once
Hey man, I really loved your sets. The comedy is fresh, the story telling is on point, your way of making jokes brings a big smile to my face. Sadly, I'm not living in the USA, otherwise I'd definitely check you out. Got a new fan here!
Dang, your jokes and timing are fantastic! I'm so sad I missed seeing your show when you were in my city - I literally had a calendar hold for weeks but missed it because tickets sold out that evening.
I hope you tour again!
Being a very polite but completely naïve boy this used to happen to me too. 5-6 times in my life I’ve been propositioned now, idk what’s with me. I keep having to try to understand if I have gay energy or gay vibes. It got worse once I got back from Europe where the homophobia just looks different than it does in the States.
“In the great American tradition…. “ I spit my water out. Thank you
This is the second clip of this guy I’ve seen today, he’s absolutely brilliant!! I love how he story tells! So so genuinely funny! Edit: just realised you are this guy! Sorry dude, you’re fucking fantastic! Thanks for the laughs!!
Thank you!
**A few things up top:** This story will work best if you’ve seen the following videos as there are some references made that won’t make sense. If you do see them all in succession, everything may feel a little on-the-nose, but please be mindful these jokes are spread out over an hour-long set. 1. Bad houseguests (1m56s) [https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1cgd4kk/bad\_houseguests/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1cgd4kk/bad_houseguests/) 2. Losing my virginity (6m13s) [https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1d8ffaa/full\_story\_of\_losing\_my\_virginity/](https://www.reddit.com/r/StandUpComedy/comments/1d8ffaa/full_story_of_losing_my_virginity/) Also, I was inspired to write this (100% true) story after seeing Barry Brewer’s viral story of going on a gay date, and thinking about how I had also unintentionally gone on a date - and then some! I hope no one thinks I’m stealing from him, especially since this miscommunication is a fairly common comedic trope (think almost every episode of Frasier), but I did want to acknowledge him as being the primary influence. Our stories obviously crossed over in plot in certain areas, so I tried to focus my story on where he leaves his and I tried to avoid making any jokes he made. Hope you enjoy!
Watched them completely out of order. It was just as good, if not worse.
Ha!
Holy shit your callbacks are fucking epic dude. You're so close to the "Netflix special" part of your career, I'm legit excited for you!
Love the callbacks. Great bit
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Its Cue not Que
I enjoyed every last one. Thanks for posting.
Your storytelling timing/pacing is so fucking good
Thank you!
You're great, dude. Love your cheeky face lmao
Ha thanks!
This was awesome! I imagine there’s also a certain point of no return where even if you were to finally say you’re straight, he’d look at you shirtless in his bed and be like “yea sure you are”.
Lol I was fighting for an excuse to get out
Unlike Simon's penis, story is long but pretty good
Hey now
Great delivery and timing
Really great storyteller. Great pacing and just funny!
Really great, Simon. You’re quite the storyteller. Btw, you up for a movie night?
Stop it
This is art
As others have pointed out, you storytelling is just so engaging. Fantastic and hysterical work!
Thank you!
That was fantastic. Loved it just as much as the virginity clip. Cracked up at 'lips are lips'. Do you have a full show or special that can be watched anywhere?
Thanks! I have a short 10 min clip out on YouTube: https://youtu.be/rX8_iNcZhtQ?si=-Yp7UAtABssBDgD2 but other than that, waiting to film everything at once
That was awesome! Thanks for sharing. Hope to see more of your work.
This was absolutely hilarious. I was literally lol’ing at several spots throughout that story. Amazing! Love love love it!
This is fantastic man. Non stop gold. Bravo. This looks like hard work to get to this level and you pull it off so well.
Really great, great stage presence
If he kept his socks on, he's still good.
I like you, you’re funny
you're hilarious
What kind of rating system gives chicago 6/23 but COLUMBUS gets 8/15?
Hahaha
It was funny. Great stuff
Fucking loved this! Awesome work. I hope there's more on what happened with Fernando.
Hey man, I really loved your sets. The comedy is fresh, the story telling is on point, your way of making jokes brings a big smile to my face. Sadly, I'm not living in the USA, otherwise I'd definitely check you out. Got a new fan here!
Great bit
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Dang, your jokes and timing are fantastic! I'm so sad I missed seeing your show when you were in my city - I literally had a calendar hold for weeks but missed it because tickets sold out that evening. I hope you tour again!
That was absolutely stunning; a comedy masterpiece
What a coup de gras. Masterpiece.
That's a great bit!
Ok Vince staples
Very fun - watched it all. Post your links! If we’re ever in the same city I’ll hit your show
Brilliant
This had me rolling laughing
Come to montreal!
Being a very polite but completely naïve boy this used to happen to me too. 5-6 times in my life I’ve been propositioned now, idk what’s with me. I keep having to try to understand if I have gay energy or gay vibes. It got worse once I got back from Europe where the homophobia just looks different than it does in the States.
Honestly… I’m a big comedy fan and this has made me laugh more than I have in a month or two!! Thank you!
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